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NeuralgicNeurotic

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« Reply #15 on: 20 May 2013 06:06AM »
What a good-looking commode, AndMac (never thought I'd ever use those words >lol< )

 

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« Reply #16 on: 21 May 2013 11:59AM »
Did you know that the word commode comes from the French for convenient   >whistle<


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« Reply #17 on: 21 May 2013 01:52PM »
That makes a lot of sense. It is. I wish I'd bought it years ago.
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« Reply #18 on: 21 May 2013 05:47PM »
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Did you know that the word commode comes from the French for convenient   >whistle<

Via Latin, 'commodus' originally having meant friendly, helpful or opportune.

I wonder how the rather unpleasant Emperor Commodus (CE 180 - 192) would have felt about his name eventually coming to mean 'commode' >biggrin<

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« Reply #19 on: 21 May 2013 10:03PM »
Public convenience.

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« Reply #20 on: 22 May 2013 04:22PM »
awwwwwwww cmon Jockice tell us... we wont tell anyone else..honest !
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« Reply #21 on: 22 May 2013 04:35PM »
I have a theory that up in the attic of Mother Jockice whilst with Mick, a commode was spotted.  Mick expressed the need to use the commode.. Jockice encouraged Mick to not do this but to relieve himself via the removal of a loose brick from the wall, and see if he could get it into next door's garden, thereby avoiding soiling the Jockice residence.
This was done, but they were unable to fit the brick back...

Alternatively Mick decided to give the commode a trial run, egged on by Jockice,  but in getting it in/out of the attic put a leg of the commode through the plasterboard of an internal wall.
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« Reply #22 on: 22 May 2013 04:54PM »
I prefer option 1!  >lol<

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« Reply #23 on: 22 May 2013 07:26PM »
I think Jockice's friend peed through the loft hatch.

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« Reply #24 on: 22 May 2013 08:55PM »
Ah, but what had he been eating and drinking for that to put a hole in the wall?
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« Reply #25 on: 22 May 2013 09:10PM »
Now look what you have done Jockice  ;-)

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« Reply #26 on: 23 May 2013 05:08AM »
No comment.

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« Reply #27 on: 23 May 2013 05:30AM »
Incidentally, that same attic, the same year, and possibly even the same month, saw my first proper....er...intimate experience. Although not with Mick obviously. He's about as much not my type as hairdressing girlie is.

There were no holes made in the wall that night.

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« Reply #28 on: 23 May 2013 11:34AM »
This is getting like one of those games where someone comes up with a bizzare plot line and then the next person offers an even more bizarre one. The object being to make it difficult for the next person to produce a plausible follow up

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« Reply #29 on: 23 May 2013 12:20PM »
That sounds like my entire life.