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SashaQ

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Le Chat Noir Cabaret Bar
« on: 24 Nov 2011 07:17PM »
Bonsoir and welcome to Le Chat Noir   >blackcat< >biggrin<

Drinks Menu
Water
Fruit Juice
Tea
Coffee
Mochaccino
Beer >beer<
Wine
Champagne >bubbly<
Sloe Gin
Absinthe

Food available on request (provided you make the right request...)

The next Cabaret performance will take place on ... Friday 25 November

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Re: Le Chat Noir Cabaret Bar
« Reply #1 on: 24 Nov 2011 07:55PM »


Hi Sasha  >rose<
 >love< >love< >hugs<
What a lovely new place you have here.   I shall look forward to your performance tomorrow.  In the meantime please could I have a hot chocolate and maybe a delicious item from la patisserie?   >thumbsup<
regards, Deb

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Re: Le Chat Noir Cabaret Bar
« Reply #2 on: 24 Nov 2011 08:04PM »
Ooh, this is nice  >magicfairy< I think I like that table by the window - what's the 'right request' for edibles?  I need a little education  ;-)

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Re: Le Chat Noir Cabaret Bar
« Reply #3 on: 24 Nov 2011 08:44PM »
Hi SashaQ >rainbow< could i have hot chocolate and marshmellows please

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Re: Le Chat Noir Cabaret Bar
« Reply #4 on: 24 Nov 2011 11:13PM »
No roughs in tonight, thank heavens. They get on my tits.

Sasha, ducky, two of your dreadful coffees.


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Re: Le Chat Noir Cabaret Bar
« Reply #5 on: 24 Nov 2011 11:47PM »
pokes head around door -

hello Sasha, love your pic by the way. 

Can I come in?  Are you open in this new posh place yet?  If so, can I have a sloe gin please.

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Re: Le Chat Noir Cabaret Bar
« Reply #6 on: 25 Nov 2011 01:16PM »
<looks around admiringly>

Nice gaff!

<sits at table>

Please may I have a glass of champers and a plate of nibbles?

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Re: Le Chat Noir Cabaret Bar
« Reply #7 on: 25 Nov 2011 07:43PM »
this is awsome

*sits at a table*
Imperfection is beauty ~ Marilyn Monroe

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Re: Le Chat Noir Cabaret Bar
« Reply #8 on: 25 Nov 2011 08:38PM »
Bonsoir all  >biggrin<

Right - ze orders...

Hello Deb >biggrin<

Oh dear, oh dear...
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please could I have a hot chocolate and maybe a delicious item from la patisserie?
No and No

Bonsoir ilovepink >biggrin<

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could i have hot chocolate and marshmellows please
That would also be a... No

Hot chocolate is not on the Drinks Menu so you can't have any (even though it was my mistake - a Freudian slip…) and this is not - repeat not - a patisserie.

Go back three spaces, miss a turn, and then try again...

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Re: Le Chat Noir Cabaret Bar
« Reply #9 on: 25 Nov 2011 08:42PM »
Bonsoir Kizzy and poetic princess - very wise to wait a while before ordering (but don't wait too long - this is a business, you know... ;-) )

hello Sasha, love your pic by the way. 

Can I come in?  Are you open in this new posh place yet?  If so, can I have a sloe gin please.
Hello auntieCtheM.  Merci beaucoup >biggrin<

The Cabaret bar is indeed open this evening.  Sloe gin - that's more like it >thumbsup<  Voila.

Bonsoir Hurtyback >biggrin<

Champagne and a plate of nibbles - an excellent choice - voila >bubbly< *selection of vol au vents*

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Re: Le Chat Noir Cabaret Bar
« Reply #10 on: 25 Nov 2011 08:59PM »
No roughs in tonight, thank heavens. They get on my tits.

Sasha, ducky, two of your dreadful coffees.
Two coffees - right...

*finishes drying cups*

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Re: Le Chat Noir Cabaret Bar
« Reply #11 on: 25 Nov 2011 09:15PM »
A Mochaccino for moi, s'il vous plait....

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Re: Le Chat Noir Cabaret Bar
« Reply #12 on: 25 Nov 2011 09:19PM »
Excellent choice - voila >biggrin<

Right - I must go and get ready for the show...


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Re: Le Chat Noir Cabaret Bar
« Reply #13 on: 25 Nov 2011 09:24PM »
Cabaret

Cabaret.
*SashaQ enters stage left*  "There is a house in New OuchToo; it's called Le Chat Noir.  It's been the ruin of many a poor boy, and sure I know I'm one…"

In honour of the 20th anniversary of the death of the great Freddie Mercury, these songs are dedicated to him  >magicfairy<

And this one is dedicated to ze customers too... ;-)

"The minute you walked into the joint, I could see you were a person of distinction - a real Big Spender.  Good-looking, so refined, and wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind…?"

(These songs are from the early part of Queen's career.)

"I think I'm Goin' Back to the things I learned so well in my youth ... so catch me if you can I'm going back..."

Freddie sang backing vocals for Eddie Howell on this next song.

"I'm the Man from Manhattan, olé (everybody listen) the man with a price on his head (lots of money) The Man from Manhattan, the surface is satin, but the lining is laden with lead…"

And finally, a tribute to the later part of Queen's career.

"...These are the days of our lives... one thing is true - when I look, and I find I still love you...  I still love you"

Queen - These Are The Days Of Our Lives

 >rose<  >rose<   >rose<

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Re: Le Chat Noir Cabaret Bar
« Reply #14 on: 25 Nov 2011 09:35PM »
Now then, how did I possibly guess that 'Queen' would feature tonight?  >biggrin<

 >applause< >applause<