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lankou

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Cats
« on: 01 Jul 2022 05:19PM »

Sunny Clouds

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Re: Cats
« Reply #1 on: 01 Jul 2022 08:35PM »
Noooo!  Not cute cats!  I'm suffering cat deficiency syndrome and now I wanna cat.  Gimme a cat!
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Re: Cats
« Reply #2 on: 02 Jul 2022 10:31AM »
I'm not usually a cat person, but you've outdone yourself on this one Iankou!
Even I think these cats look cute.


Or


Are they plotting to overtake humankind in a sinister coup? I'm not sure you can trust those cats trying to look super cute at the top of the steps. They have a slightly menacing air about them. And as for those two whispering sweet nothings into each others fluffy ears in the foreground.......?

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« Reply #3 on: 02 Jul 2022 11:27AM »
They are not plotting, they have already taken over, this is the lecture at catademy on how to be super cute.

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« Reply #4 on: 02 Jul 2022 12:00PM »
They are not plotting, they have already taken over, this is the lecture at catademy on how to be super cute.

Yesssss!
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Re: Cats
« Reply #5 on: 02 Jul 2022 01:21PM »
 :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:


Meow purrr hmm how do I spelling the noise man the teeth to call a cat spst?

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Re: Cats
« Reply #6 on: 04 Jul 2022 12:51PM »

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Re: Cats
« Reply #7 on: 04 Jul 2022 11:46PM »
That is one very savvy cat, training his servants from a young age.
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Re: Cats
« Reply #8 on: 11 Aug 2022 08:26AM »
Apparently according to the way a "Sylvester" type of cat looked at me in my back garden at 06.00 this morning, it is my fault.

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Re: Cats
« Reply #9 on: 11 Aug 2022 10:31AM »
Cat's always make you think it's your fault......

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« Reply #10 on: 12 Aug 2022 02:34PM »
Round here, we've a team of cats that are confusing us and guilt-tripping us. 

I live in a short, quiet road, and on my side, there are four small black cats, with only about a dozen houses between the two that live furthest apart.  Also, confusingly, one female has a name that one might think of as male, although actually if a human had it, it would be a traditional 'trade' surname so isn't actually gendered.  (Not the actual name, but think of Smith, Carver, Baker.)

I joke locally about the cat I spend most time with being ageist because she lets children do what they want, but if I don't stroke her exactly the way she wants, she kicks me and on three occasions has bitten me.

Of course, what it really is, is that like many cats, she understands the difference between human kittens, which, like cat kittens, are there to be played with, and human adults, which like cat adults, should have learnt life's rules and acquired some common sense.
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Re: Cats
« Reply #11 on: 18 Aug 2022 09:02AM »

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Re: Cats
« Reply #12 on: 18 Aug 2022 12:34PM »
Jerry's very brave.  Claws are enough to scare me into obedience, stroking a cat exactly where it wants me to.
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Re: Cats
« Reply #13 on: 05 Sep 2022 11:01AM »

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Re: Cats
« Reply #14 on: 05 Sep 2022 11:13AM »
That's one chilled out moggy.


Looks perfectly at home on that boat  :thumbsup: