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Ikea crisis


Sunny Clouds:
Ikea has declared that it is pulling out of Russia.  Due to the embargo on Russia, an urgent appeal has been launched for donations by Russian rebels of used allen keys to dismantle the stores with.

Closer to home, Boris has had to put on hold his plans for acknowledging parenthood of more children until he can find non-Russian oligarchs to finance gold wallpaper for their nurseries, although it has been suggested that in the meantime, if Ikea extends its ethical behaviour, there may be abandoned supplies of shop display items such as cots and other furniture in its UK stores for any unacknowledged children and their mothers.

Sunshine Meadows:
He he  :f_laugh:


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