I wish I lived closer to York because I'd love to meet Bule. But when out of curiosity I looked on Trainline to see the fares, the cheapest fares were over £70 return.
Most annoying.
The coach fares were more affordable, but travel time so long that I'd need to stay over somewhere, which would cost (and I looked at prices for that, too).
Oh well, at least that means Bule will be spared the horror of discovering that I'm even more longwinded orally than in writing!