Life left in you? You mean we can't get rid of you? Oh dear... 
you're lucky he hasn't made you walk the gangplank....
Ooh, there's a thought. He could park his scooter on the end that's on the pirate ship, I could walk down the other way towards the sea, then jump up and down so that the gangplank works like a catapult to throw him over my head into the sea.
Second thoughts, not a good idea, it would be cruel to the scooter to get it wet!
(Don't tell Bule, but I reckon it would be lovely to meet him.)