Ouch Too
Forum => Cafe => Topic started by: Sunshine on 12 Nov 2011 04:27PM
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This thread currently has 26 pages over on Aimoo, and making pdf copies is on my to do list >knitting<
http://forum4.aimoo.com/OuchToo/Ouch-Cafe/In-the-lifeboats-of-the-ship-HAPPYNESS-26-574490.html (http://forum4.aimoo.com/OuchToo/Ouch-Cafe/In-the-lifeboats-of-the-ship-HAPPYNESS-26-574490.html)
>edit at Bulekingfisher's request to add larger smiley to thread icon
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Latest post by Captain Bulekingfisher, just so crew and passengers know where we are ;-)
Hello Kizzy Kazaer
As you are my first officer I would like you to be acting captain while I am on respite from Sunday 20th November while Sunday 27th November you do a good job + you will only marking time as we are stationery here in Whangarei North Island New Zeland before we set sail for the Gold Coast Austraila. Stalwart is nearly fit to burst after eating all that Tugi (pudding). The solar powerd paddel's are turning the Yorkshire water in the tank's keeping it oxaganited
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So there you are, you have me to put up with for a week - I expect tongue-tingling menus and good behaviour >whistle<
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The original thread has 5691 page views and 26 pages of posts , so lets see it go further here :-) Sunshine
Spaz Girl wrote
(Date Posted:08/07/2011 12:24 AM)
Share to:
Hey all, just thought I'd pop over here and start a new ship HAPPYNESS, if that's OK with everyone, I'm surprised no one's done it yet. Are we still continuing on our grand adventure on the good ship HAPPYNESS or have we fled to the lifeboats now that the BBC has tried to sink us? :)
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Sasha Q wrote
(Date Posted:11/11/2011 9:02 PM)
*** Supper Menu ***
Dischi Volante (Flying Saucer shaped pasta) with Red Pesto
Fusilli (Spiral pasta) with Green Pesto
Mousse au Chocolat
>biggrin<
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KizzyKazaer wrote
(Date Posted:11/11/2011 9:20 PM)
Can you really get Flying Saucer shaped pasta? >lol<
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Stalwart wrote
(Date Posted:12/11/2011 10:33 AM)
Capt, the best hangi I've been to was a whole pig stuffed with fruit , wrapped in banana leaves put in the hangi (a hole in the ground with hot rocks in it) covered in earth and left overnight.
Beautiful, tender and soooo tasty.
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bulekinfisher wrote
(Date Posted:12/11/2011 3:10 PM)
Hello Stalwart 215
Some of our female crew are vegitarn/vegans so it means more pork/piggi meat for the like's of you + I+if we want full intergration with harmony with main stream society we have to give before we can reasonably recive, It is like a 2 way street/motor-eay
Do we eat with finger tip's ? or implmrnt's
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Sasha Q wrote
(Date Posted:12/11/2011 6:59 PM)
Reply to KizzyKazaer (11/11/2011 9:20 PM)
Can you really get Flying Saucer shaped pasta? laugh
Yes! It's very clever - a small trapezium of pasta is folded up at one end, to make the rim, and then it is folded round into a circle to look just like a flying saucer. Perfect with pesto, and as good when I cooked with it as it was the first time I ate it in a restaurant biggrin
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bulekingfisher wrote
(Date Posted:13/11/2011 11:37 AM)
Hello Sir Cumfrence
A large barge is busy refilling the water tank's atched to the back of the HAPPYNESS 2 with fresh supply's of Yorkshire water which compliments my favorite brew Yorkshire tea while we are anchord in the harbour of Whangarei Whizz whizz CAREFULL Kizzy Kazaer, just because you have a RED mobility scooter it do'es not mean RED for danger + it is not a formula 1 car even though Erik (the viking) has supped it beyond N.H.S specifaction's
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bulekingfisher wrote
(Date Posted:13/11/2011 1:26 PM)
Hello Kizzy Kazaer
As you are my first officer I would like you to be acting captain while I am on respite from Sunday 20th November while Sunday 27th November you do a good job + you will only marking time as we are stationery here in Whangarei North Island New Zeland before we set sail for the Gold Coast Austraila. Stalwart is nearly fit to burst after eating all that Tugi (pudding). The solar powerd paddel's are turning the Yorkshire water in the tank's keeping it oxaganited
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Okay so what is next.... you decide >biggrin<
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Kizzy, give us some idea of you taste (we already know about ...I was going to put a choco bar smiley but "more" smiley just comes up aas a blank??)
Tell us what sort of
meat
veg
style
country
good behaviour? what's that
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Hello Spaz girl >welcome<
It is lovely to see you up here in my bridge I assumme Eric is busy re-ganging your flourist pink cabain door with the anti Sir Cumefrence prevention lock's nusiance) >angel< Stalwart is under Dr House's supervison after 7x helping's of hagi
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Oops, we seem to have two threads, I'll just merge this one with t'other one....
To be continued >biggrin<
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Testing the chocolate smiley >chocolate<
Stalwart, I'm not a hard person to please when it comes to tucker - I enjoy everything except:
pork pies
skin on custard
mussels
So let your culinary imagination run riot >cool<
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- and >welcome< to the Captain on this new phase of our journey >thumbsup<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Thank's for the welcome I was just getting to like this new messageboard then I was loked the message read I had been timed out. BUT I'LL JUST HAVE ANOTHER GO TO SEE IF AFTER A BREAK I'M ALLOWED BACK IN
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>welcome< Kizzy Kazaer
I am back + allowed in again Dr House has been busy treating burnt finger's after people un-wittenly touched the hot rock's that were cooking the under-ground cooker (looking for the hagi). You ca'nt really blame them because it is delisous.
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>yikes< >yikes< >yikes<Hello Kizzy Kazaer
If I go to fall down 7 time's get up 8 times + click on home I get a message to say the page has been placed out of bonds
so I go to search put in
inthelifeboatsoftheshiphappyness author spaz girl catogere cafe
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>hugs<Hello Sunshine medow's
I am not sure what pdf file's are but I just hope + pray you can do it as I think it will make it a lot easier
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Ahoy Captain >biggrin<
Phew - it's good to be back on deck again after the swift journey across the virtual sea, but everything is looking good so far.
Cheers >cheers<
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>doh< >doh< I feel like this + a lot worse after beating myself up simply because I forgot to put the 3xW's in the search engine like WWW. OUCHTOO.ORG SashaQ The sea here in the Paciff has been vilont + rough but the stabliser's on both port + starboard side's of the HAPPYNESS have had a very dramitic effect on our stablity + we owe many thank's to Eric's viking ansestor's for stability as early viking's were fantastic trader's + crossed many ocean's + through trail + errour learnt how to stay upright in their little ships.
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>angel< Hello Stalwart
As part of captain's duty is helping his crew you ask Kizzy Kazaer what is good behaviour ? My answer is GOOD BEHAVIOUR is what ever is CONSTRUTIVE BEHAVIOR + as Sir Cumefrence is often destroctive he has to bend over + take it like a man (solar powerd fly swat) he has a red postarier now
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>whistle<Hello Stalwart
When you feel you have rested after eating all that hangi. Will you navigate us to Te Rawhiti Inlet. Then in the new year we can go over the sea to the Gold coast Easten Austriala so Noiseyworld can have a real good time
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Hello Captain >biggrin<
Good to see you made it back up on deck >thumbsup<
I've had a busy day today, so I shall just put my feet up here on deck and watch the waves...
>zzz<
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>magicfairy< Hello SashaQ
It feel's invigarting to be back up on deck I hope Sunshine medow's dos'nt decide on a new messageboard.
In the real World my buggy has gone in for a yearly service I need 4 new tyre's I've done a good few miles after a kid on a mountain bike run in to me he cracked the shroud/nose cone plus a spring controling the acclerator lever snapped yesterday. I have to be buggyless for a few day's.
>thumbsup< breath the sea air in it's great
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>cool<Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Look over there, tere is a pod/school containning a few family's of dolphin's + a flock of sea gull's flying directly above them 's a fantastic picture with a bright blue sky as a back drop
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I've always wanted to swim with dolphins >magicfairy<
< quickly changes into wetsuit >
< splash >
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;-)Hello Kizzy Kazaer
The water is warm enough if you want to go skinny dippying like me you have nothing to be ashamed of. The dolphin's will enjoy playing so why not take a few ball's + ring's to play with
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Skinny dipping? >yikes<
That might be a step too far, I'll just downgrade to a standard cossie >biggrin<
Hope there's something nice for supper now I'm working up an appetite >whistle<
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>magicfairy< Your wish is my command >biggrin<
*** Supper Menu ***
Roast Turkey with all the trimmings (I went out for my first turkey dinner of the season on Tuesday ;-) )
Nut Roast with all the trimmings
Salmon with horseradish crumble
Creme Brulée
Chocolate Brownie
Kawfee and Mint Chocolates
>biggrin<
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< almost swoons with delight > Monsieur Sasha, you are truly a magnificent asset to this 'ere ship >thumbsup< >cool< >star<
< tucks in >
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>thumbsup<Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I am very happy you will wear a swim suit while you swim with the dolphins a wet suit is extremly diffelect to put on + I will join you for supper when you return + I'll be intrested to know how you got on with the Emphay rich mamale's
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We had a cuddle and a 'kiss', that is, bumping noses >rainbow<
The water is so lovely and warm I think I'll go for another swim....
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
These dolphins are so friendly + inteligent if humans took the time to study the body movements of these beign's they could tell us about the history of the Earth they seem to enbody LOVE >rose< >rose< SashaQ can I have Yorkshire instead of Kawfee + give any left over RAW fish to the dolphin's ;-)
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Hello all crew
I've been doing some math's + we had 5691 post's on the BBC web site
26 page's of 10 post's on aimoo + 34 on ouch too so that equal's 8,35,90 post's so that is good as we started 13/2/08 on an adventure of escapeism
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Hello all crew
I've been doing some math's + we had 5691 post's on the BBC web site
26 page's of 10 post's on aimoo + 34 on ouch too so that equal's 8,35,90 post's so that is good as we started 13/2/08 on an adventure of escapeism
>applause<
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I've been further inland. Lovely animals here. I've seen a Blue-tongued skink, Kookaburra, wallaby and held a cuddly Koala.
I did run from the snakes, spiders and Scorpions though. >yikes<
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>run< Hello Sue'ssad
I'm very glad you ran away from the snake's + spider's because prevention is better + easier than cure + the size of these criter's put's the willie's up me
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>flyswatter< This what you will need next week while I'm on respite Kizzy Kazaer.
The TV crew's are filming our every move so we can show AB people we are more than capable of living INDEPEDENT LIVE'S with out been patronised/wrapped in cotten wool we are an educational fourm >tah< >thumbsup<
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>run< Hello Sue'ssad
I'm very glad you ran away from the snake's + spider's because prevention is better + easier than cure + the size of these criter's put's the willie's up me
Are the female spiders bigger than the male because of their diet of male spiders. ?
Mouth's so dry today.. >tea< >tea< Sob, who pinched all the mugs.
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If you click [more] you will find a >captain<smilie
>whistle<
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Hi >captain< Bulekingfisher >rainbow<
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< almost swoons with delight > Monsieur Sasha, you are truly a magnificent asset to this 'ere ship >thumbsup< >cool< >star<
< tucks in >
Merci beaucoup Kizzy! >biggrin<
*** Supper Menu ***
Poached Salmon on a bed of spinach and crushed new potatoes
Mediterranean Vegetable Couscous
Salt beef on rye
Icecream (various flavours)
Quality Street Green Triangles
Kawfee
Vienna Melange
Yorkshire Tea
Helps self to Vienna Melange and 3 Green Triangles and goes to sit on the end of the plank >wolf<
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What do you want to sit there for after providing more delectable fare - come and join us on deck in the evening sun....
Cool >captain< smiley, Bule's gonna love that >thumbsup<
With all this talk of snakes and spiders and TV crews, are we really on 'I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here?' >lol<
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Hi SashaQ >rainbow<i will have some of your quality street green triangles thanks >tah<
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"Helps self to Vienna Melange and 3 Green Triangles and goes to sit on the end of the plank >wolf<
"
<ufo>
>yikes<
Ooo arrrr, get orf moy plaaaank. >steam<
[[[[ Fires blunderbuss as Sasha ]]]]
Are you still eating those Quality Street? How many years have you had them? They must have gone rancid by now.
I see that The Captain has gone away. As ever, this is Good News and I shall break into his cabin tomorrow and see what the hell he has been playing at.
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Ooo arrrr, get orf moy plaaaank. >steam<
[[[[ Fires blunderbuss as Sasha ]]]]
>yikes< *Sasha's startle reflex goes off, and he bounces on the plank out of the way of the shot and over on to the deck*
>blush< I was sitting on the plank because it helped me feel close to Sir Cumference while he was in his UFO, and lo and behold there he is!
Hmm... what have we got? *rummages round*
Aha... >tomato< Take that, Sir!
No >flan< but *whispers* we have got two tennis balls! >ball< >tennisball<
Are you still eating those Quality Street? How many years have you had them? They must have gone rancid by now.
No they are not rancid - I won them in a raffle only 3 months ago. They are best before the *end* of November, so there... >tomato<
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lol nice to see this place is still the same
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"don't let limets overshadow talent"
PPR or whatever your name is these days.
Was the above from you or was it one of those random, one size fits all thoughts-for-the-day that pop up everywhere, in order that we buck up our ideas and feel better for 4 seconds as we drive past.
Sir C "Living the dream 24/7"
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Welcome back on board, Poetic Princess >biggrin<
Yep, some things just never change >doh<
I see that The Captain has gone away. As ever, this is Good News and I shall break into his cabin tomorrow and see what the hell he has been playing at.
I think not, sir *warning tap* >flyswatter<
If you're that bored you can jolly well get back in the kitchen and start doing what you do best. At the double! Look smart there >angry<
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is from me why did you think it was from you alien friends
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*Atishoo*
Oh dear, I seem to have picked up a lurgy again... (all that playing with >tomato< rather than eating it mustn't have done me any good >erm< ). I shall go to sickbay for a while...
( >yikes< there's no >devil< smiley, so I shall have to find another way to work on my plan of action in the Captain's cabin, and in the venue on shore that's just being built for me...)
>whistle< >einstein< >whistle<
Not bad, not bad >biggrin< ;-)
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I am sailling, I am sailing, across the water, across the sea, I am sailing, no stormy waters to be with you to be free
a small otter eases itself up on to a seat
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Ooo - the Captain will be back soon, and I haven't had a look in his cabin, after Sir Cumference broke in (I've been too busy "gobbing up phlegm" this last couple of days, as Sir C so eloquently puts it >erm<)
Right, here we go sneak sneak sneak
Ooo - what a lot of newspapers (I prefer proper toilet paper myself, but then I am a big softie, and the Captain's from Yorkshire)
...his favourite mug, over there on the bedside table, next to a photo of what must be his favourite scooter...
... his atlas, lying open on the desk, of course...
Not sure what Sir C was looking for, but all seems fine to me...
*exits and returns to Sickbay*
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So Sir C disobeyed my instructions regarding the Captain's private quarters - there will be consequences.... I shall await >captain<'s return and then we can make a joint decision on his fate >flyswatter<
>welcome< Otter, to this floating madhouse >yikes< >magicfairy<
Msr Sasha, please refrain from spreading your germs around the ship >sick<
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Alright, alright - I admit it - it was me - I found the lock-picker and broke into the Captain's cabin before *anyone else* had a chance to do it...
Didn't find anything suspicious, though, and I left it as I found it...
Love that smiley! The box of tissues made me laugh! Very apt...
>sick<
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>steam< >steam< >angry< >angry< >angry<I'm !!!!!!!???!!!! furious that that Sir Cumefrnce took advantage of my good nature + tried un-succesfully tried to break in to my cabain so last month I had the blood vesseal's on the back of my retnia copied in to the lock so NO-ONE else can open the door to my cabian (what a nasty greeting to come back to so I think soliety confinment + a bread + water diet + there is no TV in solietry
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>welcome< to Otter
I am trying to bring order to this mad house I am a resonable Captain but as you can see I come down hard on miscreants (Sir Cumefrence is a mis-creant) but a good cook (It is good for him Austraila is no longer a penal colony or I would abandon him there) But good old SashaQ is trying very hard to cover for the un-gratefull chef
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Welcome back, Cap'n Bule >magicfairy<
soliety confinment + a bread + water diet
Sounds good to me - shall I whip him with the >flyswatter< all the way there?
Mind you, we will need some cover in the kitchen if we put him out of action....
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*** Tea trolley ***
<holly>
Mince pie assortment
Tea
Stop complaining.
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
We can replace Sir Cumefrence >cool< with realiable SaqshaQ in the kiitchen + YES you use >flyswatter< while you frog march our mis-creant xx many time's over as you go to solatrey + Eric (maintance man) can give him his daily ration of bread + water plus he can use the porta-loo while in solatrey, I'll let him out next year )he really push's his luck!!!!)
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>yikes< >yikes< >yikes< >yikes< >yikes< >yikes< >yikes<
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Oh, I've so just got to do this...
>raspberry< >raspberry< >raspberry<
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Well Sir Cumefrence
I'm just fed up with bending over backward's + making excuse's for you. You just after look at past post's to see the allowance's I've made for you + I've just had enough of your tempremental. artistic temprement. SashaQ has proved his ability. Eric has often flown his helicopter very many time's to pick up a take away from the nearest continet (he get's mobbed from well wisher's surporting out cursade/mission to develop peace,harmony,intergration with A.B people + Disabled people) so can you understand why I'm making an example of you >doh<
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As if I care.
http://youtu.be/m-2LIAANV5Y (http://youtu.be/m-2LIAANV5Y)
Goes to start work on Tea for One.
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>cheerup<Hello Sir Cumefrence
>thankyou< for the clip about YORKSHIRE TEA (my favorite brew) I understand your defiant attitude to solitre but I've got to be seen by the on-board T.V camara's that just because I'm a wheelchair user that I'm no push over just because I'm disabled a disability dos'nt prevent me been a leader (some patronissing A.B bigot's think All disabled people snivilling, helpless stick's of furnitue/extention's to the wheelchair (can you see I'm angry) >steam<
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Hello Kizzy Kazar >bighugs<
In post 63 I do'nt think it is good manner's to blow rassberry's at Sir Cumefrence just because I put him in solatry confinement. My motto is treat every one as you
want to be treated (life is a 2 way stre
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**** Tea tray **** (serves one)
Smoked salmon and egg sandwiches
Chicken satay (1)
Mushroom vol au vents
Real crisps
Scones with clotted cream and strawberry jam (6)
Bakewell tart (1)
Brandy snaps (3 boxes, Marks and Spencer)
Twix
Gin Fizz with paper umbrella
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>captain< < salutes >
I accept your remonstration for the raspberry-blowing - I had a momentary lapse >whistle<
...why, Sir C, how very kind of you to prepare such a delightful supper for me >tah< < takes tray > I'll ensure your stay in the brig is not too unpleasant now...
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>cheers< Kizzy Kazaer
I accept your appolagy with no hard feeling but I did allow Sir Cumfrence pre-papre supper for you before I lock him in the brig. I just hope SashaQ show's his face before breakfast or I'll have to send Eric in his little helicopter for take away's
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>yikes< >yikes< >yikes< >yikes< >yikes< >yikes< >yikes<
>yikes< indeed - I do the crime and Sir C does the time...
>angel< >whistle<
Sorry Sir >blush<
I'm definitely not reliable this week, though, no matter what the Captain said - I'm just sorely tired... >zzz<
I'll ask Eric to pick up a Chinese Takeaway >thumbsup< *fetches chopsticks* >biggrin<
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Good Morning Mr Sasha
The Tasmain sea is very rough as we go to the Gold coast in Austrula so I think I will go to the brig + cancel his solaitry conifment + stop Eric going off in his little helicopter + put 5 star's over Sir Cumefrence's kitchen to make up for my over reactive attitude plus I say SORRY to Sir Cumefrence while patting him on the back to say thank you for all his hard work
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****^^^^^^ <><><><> Overheard talking to Sasha on telephone <><><><> - or is he being tapped by sinister forces?
" . ... Yes, well, if he thinks he's gettting round me that easily he's got another think coming ... yes, yes, I agree, he is isn't he? It's typical of him , divide and rule. Playing us all off against each other. ... exactly ..... I remember it well ..... and did it ever turn up? Precisely my point precisely. He just swans off and acts as though nothing has happened when he returns ... sucking up to the temporary staff ... no honour whatsoever....."
Someone puts the receiver down ...... more evidence.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I will not stoop so low as to listen in to some one's private telephone call + this morning I was off ship + in real life I was with my surport worker in the gym so I can confuntly prove my inocence + remember your captain is an officer + gentleman >angel<
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Regard's reply 74 do you understand the penatly's for contept of court + spreading un-founded rumour's (telephone call's) in a marri-time court ;-)
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*** Le Diner ***
Soupe a l'Oignon
Boeuf Bourguignon
Profiteroles
Café ou Yorkshire Tea
Bon appetit! >biggrin<
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Bonjour Mussior Sasha
You have prepaperd a bon appitetie supper you are doing ow you say very well while Sir Cumefrence is missing but he will not be Sir Cumefrence after the bread + water diet in the brig but I'll let him out when we get to the Gold Coast, Noisey World want's to go diving on the barrier reef + I'm getting it in the neck ffrom the TV crew's after putting Sir Cumefrence in the brig but if he or any other crew member mis-behave's order has to happen (I'll have a 2nd mug of Yorkshire tea) if you see Kizzy Kazaer on your way back to the kitchen tell her another pod of dolphin's are ridding our bow wave's (she enjoy's seeing them)
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ATTENTION ALL CREW
My neck is so sore I've decided to release Sir Cumfrence from the Brig/Solatry Confinment + re-instate him as head chef
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Mussiour Sasha
Com un tal ave (pardon my spelling) How are you ? Sir Cumefrence is comming back to the kitchen/galley the TV crew's got an international pertion up demanding I re-instate him + people want him to give inter-national marster chef lesson's (he's become World famous will his head fit through the door-way ?) he was stropy before he might be impossible to live with
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Good evening Captain
I'm fine, merci - all the better for watching the dolpins >biggrin<
I'll join you for a mug of good strong Yorkshire tea if I may, and then I'll retire to my cabin for the night...
>biggrin<
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Bonjour Mussiour Sasha
I hope you enjoyed the Yorkshire brew last night + I liked the Yorkshire tea cake's tea cake's Sir Cumfrence sent up from the kitchen plus he fashioned a tea cake in to a big smile >biggrin<indecatting his pleasure at been back in the kitchen between you + me I hated putting him in the brig but at least the TV audiance know I are'nt soft on a person just because they are impaired + I have no favroteism
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Firm but fair, innit?
Thanks for supper last night, Msr Sasha >thumbsup<
I think our chef is skulking away in the bowels of the ship in a bit of a diva strop because he was put in the brig in the first place >whistle<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I've been thinking we should make SashaQ as the ship's entertainment officer in charge of booking the turn's/entertainment act's + as disapline offiicer I'm asking you if we could have a troupe of exotic dancer's as it might pull our stropy chef out of his ginormas diva strop + encourage him back in to the kitchen as nubile dancer's would boost his ego >magicfairy< >magicfairy< >rose< ;-)
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****** Tea trolley ******
Chicken and avocado sandwiches
Beef and onion sandwiches
Sausage rolls
Hula Hoops
Ginger cake
Chocolate roulade
Raspberry and almond slices
Orange Club biscuits
The tea urn has been plugged in
I have to go out now, for a few hours. You'll have to serve yourselves, and please try not to pig up the trolley.
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Evening Sir C..
I'll have some Chocolate roulade with my cup of tea.
Please don't worry, it will all be clean and tidy when you come back. >flyingpig<
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Good Evening Sir Cumfrence
Off your delecterble tea trooly can I have the beef + onieon sandwich's some rassberry fool for desert with a mug if hot Yorkshire tea + 2 chocy biscet's >tah<
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Hello captain, ducky.
Sorry there was no tea trolley today, but I was booked to do an emergency tea up west. Nice to see old friends!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2071027/Camilla-invites-disabled-children-deck-halls-Clarence-House-Christmas.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2071027/Camilla-invites-disabled-children-deck-halls-Clarence-House-Christmas.html)
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
From the reports + photo's you have done a turely wonderful catering job down South + I am very PROUD of you. I have one complaint + that is I hate been called ducky. I'll just after Sasha to try + fill in >tah< + I'll try + help him to cook + I'll ask Kizzy Kazaer to come + help as she has said she enjoy's cooking >star<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I've been thinking we should make SashaQ as the ship's entertainment officer in charge of booking the turn's/entertainment act's + as disapline offiicer I'm asking you if we could have a troupe of exotic dancer's as it might pull our stropy chef out of his ginormas diva strop + encourage him back in to the kitchen as nubile dancer's would boost his ego >magicfairy< >magicfairy< >rose< ;-)
Ooo Captain - what a devilish wink that was >lol< >lol< >lol<
I'm not committing to anything re entertainment officer, but just this once I shall see what I can do...
Sarah Brightman & Hot Gossip - I Lost My Heart To A Starship (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wwilCs4Jqg#)
Hot Gossip - Supernature (Kenny Everett Video Show) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXwS1IJVmVA#)
Oh yeah! >cool< >thumbsup< >lol< >devil<
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Hello SashaQ
What a great start as Entertainment officer you wonderful, the dancing girl's I thought (can can dancer's with their scream's ;-)+ petticoat's) as their garment's are very coluorful + as Sas >rose<haQ is a French man it would be very apporaitte
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Glad you enjoyed the show, Bule >biggrin< I did too >thumbsup<
And another rose for me >rose< >blush< Thank you Captain, duck- er... sweetie...
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I've been thinking we should make SashaQ as the ship's entertainment officer in charge of booking the turn's/entertainment act's + as disapline offiicer I'm asking you if we could have a troupe of exotic dancer's as it might pull our stropy chef out of his ginormas diva strop + encourage him back in to the kitchen as nubile dancer's would boost his ego >magicfairy< >magicfairy< >rose< ;-)
Your idea seems to have worked mighty fine, Cap'n - things appear to be running as they should now >thumbsup<
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PS - great choice of Entertainments Officer, we've never had it so good >biggrin<
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Good Morning Kizzy Kazaer
Part of a captain's job is observing his crew + I saw Sasha had a flair/style of an artistic nature so I made him entertainment's officer. Since I let Sir Cumfrence out of the brig he has been a total gentleman + he has started decorating the dinning hall with christmas type decartion's so the dreaded fly swat is redunant >tah<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Beware I've just seen Sir Cumefrence searching for the Christmas Misiltoe >yikes< I know where Eric keep's a secrate stash of Misiltoe !!!!! I'll have to warn Hurty-back >devil< he can shift in his buggy + cause a few scream's amongst the can can dancer's
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Captain Ducky darling, mwah mwah.
I've little something for you ... http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=mistletoe&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=999&bih=649&tbm=isch&tbnid=6o2aK5khC1Lj1M:&imgrefurl=http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/dec/09/plants-christmas&docid=D9MEGldfmlDHxM&imgurl=http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/12/09/mis460.jpg&w=460&h=276&ei=5P3kTr-5OoHf8AO3rPX6Aw&zoom=1 (http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=mistletoe&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=999&bih=649&tbm=isch&tbnid=6o2aK5khC1Lj1M:&imgrefurl=http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/dec/09/plants-christmas&docid=D9MEGldfmlDHxM&imgurl=http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/12/09/mis460.jpg&w=460&h=276&ei=5P3kTr-5OoHf8AO3rPX6Aw&zoom=1)
Just open the attachment....
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That's gotta be the longest link I've ever seen >yikes<
C'mon then, Sir C, are you ready to pucker up? >reindeer< I seem to have been divested of my Flyswatter by the >captain< so you're quite safe ..
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OOO Sir Cumefrence
I never knew you cared so much with all that misletoe !!!!!!!!!!!! Do you want to chase me ? (Limp wrist) ha ha ha (joke)
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
If the picture in your avatar is anything to go by can I be at the head of a long que of desirable men to kiss you under the misletoe ? hope so
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Aw, Cap'n Bule - you'll make my head swell >biggrin< >love<
I don't see a smoochy kiss smiley, so have a big >hugs< instead >holly<
Now then - anything interesting for supper? *waits patiently with rumbling tum*
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Captain Ducky darling, mwah mwah.
I've little something for you ...
OOO Sir Cumefrence
I never knew you cared so much with all that misletoe !!!!!!!!!!!! Do you want to chase me ?
>lol< >lol< >lol<
>love<
>blush<
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I got all excited just then seeing Msr Sasha appear, thinking some delectable fare was on the menu....
... >crying<
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Sorry Kizzy - I got a bit distracted watching Sir C and Bule chasing each other with the mistletoe >blush< >love< >lol<
Can't promise much in the way of menus this week (virtual food isn't always good for me) but I did have a rather nice Chow Mein this evening, so you would be welcome to have one of those >biggrin<
And you would also be very welcome to join me on deck for a medicinal Hot Chocolate >thumbsup< >biggrin<
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Ooh, Chow Mein - my Chinese favourite.... (sorry for taking the lion's share of the prawn crackers >blush<)
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
That HUG >hugs< was lovely + warm it sent a tingel down my spine. >rose< If we have no chef on duty I'll put a pitsa, with chicken + pineapple in the micro-wave
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Hello Sasha
;-) >lol< >devil< I enjoyed teassing Sir Cumefrence with the misiltoe the expression on his face was priceless
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Hello Kizzy Kazar
The TV camrea's have an alot of film for the channel's in every country to prove disabled people can + are more than willing to inter-grate with able bodied people + it would very econommial so that blows any idea's out of the water that polation's know sweet FA about disabled people
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Sorry, Cap'n, when you say 'polations' do you mean 'politicians'?
We ought to press-gang a few and put them to work as galley slaves until they collapse with exhaustion - then we could throw them on the mercy of 'Couldn't-Give-A-TOS' for a "fit-for-work" assessment >devil<
Yes, pizza will more than do me for tonight >thumbsup<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Yes I do mean politian's (sorry about spelling) How can they justify a them + us situation our ship show's that genuinne disabled people are not greedy, money grabbing scronger's we just want a fair deal + that mean's A.T.O's should be scraped + re-built from the foundation's that are shaped by genuinne disabled people not a bunch of yaa boo suck's moron's in the English + European parliment's >angry<
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**** Early tea ****
Pork chops
Mashed potato
Red cabbage
Carrots
Piccalilli
Treacle sponge and custard
Strong tea and digestive biscuits.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Your menu is making my tummy rumble with desire I feel fammished so I'll have 3x helping's of every thing but then you are the No 1 chef barr none
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Thank you, Captain.
I had a wretched afternoon on the computer trying to reload my avatar, and then in congratulatory mood I found myself setting fire to Sasha's new club.
I felt I had to put it out of its misery. I am sure you understand, as an old sea dog like you will have seen many a craft that is unseaworthy and plainly not fit for purpose.
Pulling the plug is the kindest decision. The thread was dying on its backside every night, to put it politely.
I am writing this from the cells of Paddington Green police station where I am told I shall soon be charged with arson, intent to murder, pilfering and gross indecency.
Still, it's like a home from home down here, and I save £££££ on food and fuel costs, although I was looking forward to watching Miss Marple Investigates on Dave 2 later tonight. I suppose that's off.
Pip Pip.
Sir Cumference
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Mashed potato
Red cabbage
Carrots
Treacle sponge
Strong tea and digestive biscuits.
Perfect - cheers Sir >biggrin<
*retires to my cabin to wash the soot out of my hair*
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
Hold on I've got Eric + his helicopter (he took flying lesson's from watching re-run's of GOOD MORNING VIETNAM >devil< + I'm frightened). But I will bail you with my never ending credit card + you have to wear a location tag so that mean's no-more shore leave but the can can dancer's Sasha as entertainment's officer will keep you amussed
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Hello Sasha
With the blue sock on your head (avater) I did'nt think you could get soot or asny other substance on/in your hair
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Captain, Sasha is a sheep and made of wool, so it is easily done.
Thank you for the kind offer to bail me out.
"But I will bail you with my never ending credit card + you have to wear a location tag so that mean's no-more shore leave but the can can dancer's Sasha as entertainment's officer will keep you amussed"
However I must decline. The catering here is excellent and I am saving a fortune. I can be held for 72 hours, apparently, so I 've worked out that if all goes according to plan I will be able to afford a new carpet in the sitting room, and a thermal jacket with the savings I make. I may even consider vaguely throwing a punch at one of the officers if it will extend my stay. I bought the Xmas Radio Times the other day and the thought of Xmas and New Year on the out fills me with despair.
Yours tucked up for the night in a comfortable cell.
Sir Cumference.
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
Remember I am captain + I out rank a chef so I order you to let me bail you out + Dr House has signed paoer's to say you have pysiatric proplem's + Sasha made you think your job as ships chef was in jepady because he steped in to cook when I took you to see a pyscartist + if you come back to the ship you will not want tucking up in bed because it is to hot as in a few days we will be in Easten Austraila as hurtyback wants to sucba-dive on the barrier reef so hurry up back as we are all lusting after your fabulos cooking
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
The ship HAPPYNESS is solar powered so I fail to understand how Sasha got fossial fuel on his hair wooly sheep or not
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Sir, Captain or not I refuse to leave the police station.
PS Sasha got fossil fuel in his hair when the bar he tried to run caught fire. Haven't you seen the blaze?
After I warmed my hands on that, the idea of returning to my humle abode swung it.
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Sir Cumfrence
I will be very sorry to see you leave these glorias page's you started out with me on 13th Febuary 2003. In real life I tell very many peeople about this thread + they alway's ask after Sir Cumfrence + in the word's of the late FRANKIE HOWARD you cause a mighty titter among the female population >devil< >devil< so in the new year if you want to come back just let me know + I'll send Eric in his helicopter to pick you out side PENTONVILLE
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At least Sir C isn't running round naked any more - he's got his avatar back >biggrin<
Leave him in his jail cell if he wants to play hard to get, I'm sure we can manage ..
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
It will be alot quiter with out the mis-qurent popping up when you least expect him we are getting closer to Queensland where I will help her in to her wet-suit + she might have a problem putting the oxegan tank's on her back but then we can strap them on her front as the bouancey of the water will surport the weight
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Who's the 'her' in question, Cap'n? I've not seen any of the fairer sex around here of late - apart from me >lol<
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in the word's of the late FRANKIE HOWARD you cause a mighty titter among the female population >devil< >devil<
Ooo bule you are awful... >blush<
but I like you >lol<
Yes - Sir C summed up the situation very well >thumbsup< I have washed my fleece, and tomorrow I go for my regular shearing >biggrin< (so I shall wear a Christmas jumper to keep warm)
http://uk.images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A0PDodgOqetOHCoAb2BNBQx.;_ylu=X3oDMTBlMTQ4cGxyBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1n?back=http%3A%2F%2Fuk.images.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dshaun%2Bthe%2Bsheep%2Bwoolly%2Bjumper%26n%3D30%26ei%3Dutf-8%26y%3DSearch%26fr%3Dyfp-t-702%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D25&w=300&h=300&imgurl=www.binbin.net%2Fphotos%2Fshaun-the-sheep%2Fsha%2Fshaun-the-sheep-knitting-money-box.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.binbin.net%2Fcompare%2FShaun-the-Sheep-Money-box.htm&size=23.7+KB&name=shaun+the+sheep+knitting+money+box+null+a+fun+and+frivolous+shaun+the+...&p=shaun+the+sheep+woolly+jumper&oid=68fceecb2d0458a4c7f189b918ec0f3c&fr2=&fr=yfp-t-702&tt=shaun%2Bthe%2Bsheep%2Bknitting%2Bmoney%2Bbox%2Bnull%2Ba%2Bfun%2Band%2Bfrivolous%2Bshaun%2Bthe%2B...&b=0&ni=48&no=25&tab=organic&ts=&sigr=11rv2g8ea&sigb=1451qibo1&sigi=12gdigmj0&.crumb=pWamBhrPs84 (http://uk.images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A0PDodgOqetOHCoAb2BNBQx.;_ylu=X3oDMTBlMTQ4cGxyBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1n?back=http%3A%2F%2Fuk.images.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dshaun%2Bthe%2Bsheep%2Bwoolly%2Bjumper%26n%3D30%26ei%3Dutf-8%26y%3DSearch%26fr%3Dyfp-t-702%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D25&w=300&h=300&imgurl=www.binbin.net%2Fphotos%2Fshaun-the-sheep%2Fsha%2Fshaun-the-sheep-knitting-money-box.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.binbin.net%2Fcompare%2FShaun-the-Sheep-Money-box.htm&size=23.7+KB&name=shaun+the+sheep+knitting+money+box+null+a+fun+and+frivolous+shaun+the+...&p=shaun+the+sheep+woolly+jumper&oid=68fceecb2d0458a4c7f189b918ec0f3c&fr2=&fr=yfp-t-702&tt=shaun%2Bthe%2Bsheep%2Bknitting%2Bmoney%2Bbox%2Bnull%2Ba%2Bfun%2Band%2Bfrivolous%2Bshaun%2Bthe%2B...&b=0&ni=48&no=25&tab=organic&ts=&sigr=11rv2g8ea&sigb=1451qibo1&sigi=12gdigmj0&.crumb=pWamBhrPs84)
(and Kizzy thought Sir C's Mistletoe link was long...)
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(http://www.binbin.net/photos/shaun-the-sheep/sha/shaun-the-sheep-knitting-money-box.jpg)
That's better >biggrin<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
The her I refer to is HURTYBACK I missed the name out + OOOooo I feel like Sasha's avatar (a bit sheepish)
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Hello Sasha
I like the sheep sat knitting on a bail of hay >cool<
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>biggrin<
I've been shorn now, so I wear my woolly jumper and woolly sock hat to keep warm >thumbsup<
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Hello Sasha
Your sheep avatar will soon get lost when we reach Austraila any day now on our MISSON TO EDUCATE ABLE BODIED PEOPLE TO INTER-GRATE + LIVE IN HARMONY WITH DISABLED PEOPLE it is summer here in the southern hemisphere Hurtyback is getting exstacic about diving in a gigantic aqurim with the fish darting in + out amongest the reefs in an atemptt to prove disabled do'nt need to be wrapped in over protection
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Captain, do not get excited about hurtyback being excited and saying that he / she will do something. Mark my words it will come to 0.
And you will end up shattered and emotional and threatening to throw yourself off The Plank, again, and we will have the traditional New Year's Eve showdown with Prince William searching for and rescuing you by helicopter, again. I suggest that The Good Ship avoids Beachy Head at all coasts. costs.
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
I will be pleased if Prince William do'es rescue me then we can say our thread is by ROYAL APPOINTMENT no one else can say this
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Yeahhhh... that's the way to look at it >magicfairy<
Msr Sasha, you do look awfully fetching in your festive woollies >love<
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"I will be pleased if Prince William do'es rescue me then we can say our thread is by ROYAL APPOINTMENT no one else can say this
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Is it possible to change the title of a thread? Or boat?
I am against this as it means that money will be wasted rewriting the name on the side of the ship, also letterhead, compliments slips, corporate greetings cards, and the website name will have to be redesigned and reprinted. It's all money down the pan if you ask me.
Unless you feel it is time for corporate rebranding? Mind you, a few new tattoos will do me no harm, and as I have absolutely no identity or any idea who I am full stop, I often have to roll up my shirt sleeve to check my name. Never mind my address.
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
I have very serious concern's about cooprate inclusion because it will involve unfair compertion such as 1 disabled person will have supior abilitys over 50x of other crew member's like no one can compete with you for cooking ability's/skill's. I have 1 steady arm + 1 wobbly arm so I could not crack an egg so I'm not much use in the kitchen but I do have leadership skill's so I'm a good captain + we are not changing our name from HAPPYNESS 2 + I'm GOING NO WHERE NEAR THE GANG PLANK THIS YEAR OR ANY OTHER YEAR AS I'll LOCK MYSELF IN MY CABAIN
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Captain, I quite understand and empathise with your opposition to the rebranding of The Good Ship. Royal patronage does not always lead to extra happiness.
So if you wish to barricade yourself in your cabin for the festive season in protest I quite understand and support your decision.
You are keeping good company, for look at the protestors outside St Paul's Cathedral.
I shall ensure that trays of food and drink are left outside your cabin door, and can guarantee that you will have first pull at the Christmas crackers, and that you will definitely win the quiz that is being planned for Christmas day night, top prize an all-included all-expenses-paid once-in-a-lifetime trip to The Undersea World of Stalwart215.*
* Visit must be made before 31 December 2010, no alternative prizes or cash rufund will be offered in exchange, your co-operation is appreciated.
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
I warmly appreciate your kind offer of a tray of your suerb food + drink + first pull of a Christmas cracker but I've got the chance of respite Christmas eve , Christmas day + most of Boxing day I get on very well with the residents + female staff + they like my gentalman + officer type behavior (well I am CAPTAIN)
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I've been studying in my cabian as we are going to the Gold coast so HURTYBACK can go swimming with the multi colourd fish on the Great Barrier Reef we can dock in port O'conner + HURTYBACK can snorkel or dive in Airle Beach >biggrin<
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I wanna join Hurtyback....I've always wanted to swim on the Reef >cool<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
YES you can go suba diving with HURTYBACK I've just been reading on Google about a Researcher in ISRAIL developing a device that allow's human's to swim like fish with no bulky oxegan tank + I'm thinking about the old Beteal's (THE FAB FOUR) we all live in a yellow submarine >magicfairy< >cheerup< >magicfairy<
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will this party be fancy dress
if so I bag coming as an Otter
if I get tipsy, the mask and cape may be coming out - though no promises
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'ey up, Otter, I'd love to see you in your costume... but don't guarantee the 'tipsy' part, the Captain has banned all alcohol from the ship a while ago after certain (who shall remain nameless) crew members disgraced themselves >whistle<
He might relent for the festive season, though....
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Has Stalwart given up the ghost?
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Because captain Bulekingfisher is away for Christmas day my No 1 officer (YOU) will be in charge (ha ha) Eric will be in hyper secuirty gaurd so not much vanderlism + the TV camera's will be recording so AB scoiety can see disabled people relax + have a good time we have to show we can control our self's in a responsible way + we defintly do NOT need f**king patronissing (I hope you are'nt shcooked your captain can swear like a trooper if I'm realy angered)
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
YES stalwart has gone Absent With Out Leave (the !!!!!!!!scondrel) I'll hang him on the washing line by his b***l's ? if I catch him
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Calm down, Cap'n, your blood pressure will be soaring >yikes<
So I'm running the show over Christmas... right, I've ordered some wine and beer, but no absinthe. I've seen in the Cabaret Cafe Noir what happens when folk get hold of that particular jungle juice....Peeps, you can get tipsy, yes. Completely rat-arsed - No. I don't want to have to be calling on Eric to fish drunken revellers out of the sea or having to swab the decks of, er, barf by-product >pukey smilie<
So - let the fun begin >snowball<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Just before my festive break I fully aprove of your prepartion's + wish you all the luck in the virtual World
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Thank you, Cap'n Bule, and have a Yuletide >bighugs< and my best wishes for an enjoyable Christmas >thumbsup< >pudding<
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how did you do all the smiley Kizzy?
have a good christmas captin
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Hi Poetic Princess, how lovely to see you >magicfairy<
Smileys - when you're using the Reply box, as well as all the smileys you see above the box (which you just click on to insert them into your message), there's also an option for 'more' below the first one (the angel). This will open a pop-up window and you can get these extra smileys into your message the same way, by just clicking on them at the place where you want them to be - but make sure there is a space before and after your smiley or just the code will show, like so>thumbsup< >thumbsup<
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Stalwart's still around, but he goes out early, fishing for Cod etc, so he's probably been too tired to socialise on deck lately...
The Beatles-Yellow Submarine lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkhTA6MQ3BQ#noexternalembed)
>thumbsup< >biggrin<
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In that case I shall have to eat his Xmas present myself, because there is no way a box of
brandy truffles that size can hang about for a fortnight until next we meet. So in a way he has done me a favour.
Captain and all passengers, I am going away now, don't pig up the kitchen and if you forage around you may find some stuff in the deep freeze that you can defrost and eat.
And remember, God Bless Us, Everyone
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Sir Cumfrence
Do'nt crow yet your Captain is not going while 4pm Sat 24/12/11 + returning about 4pm Monday 26/12/11. So I'll have my fair share of Brandy Turffel's before I leave Kizzy Kazaer (Do you like how I capped/stopped Sir Cumfrence becomming even more diffeclt to navigate (waist line)
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I shall have to eat his xmas present
<laugh>
waste not want not and all that
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Hello SashaQ (shawn the sheep)
Thankyou for finding the Beatle's song WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE >tah< iI think the whole crew will agree the Captain made an exculante chose in making Sasha (the sheep) as Entertainment's officer
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Do you like how I capped/stopped Sir Cumfrence becomming even more diffeclt to navigate (waist line)
>lol< >lol<
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Hello Poetic Princess
Eric (our brave viking) is cowering in the hull pretending to do maintance on the buggy's because he ca'nt understand the Kangaroo's in Austraila jumping up + down + still able to move forward + carrying their joey's in the front pouch (it look's like a 2 headed monster) he want's to go back to iceland to see the re-asurring volcanoo's
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All the best, Captain >thumbsup<
And best wishes to all Crew as well >biggrin<
I'm off on shore leave for a while myself, but I'll see you again soon >magicfairy<
>holly< >holly< >holly<
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MERRY CHRISTMAS Sasha + all crew
Sasha are you going to wash the blue sock to give Shaun the ship a Christmas treat I am looking forward to my shore leave at 4 pm today Kizzy Kazaer will take charge + I am letting her distrbute a mild alchol
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Merry Christmas, Cap'n - I will ensure there is no drunken debauchery in your absence >cracker< Have a great time >star<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I've just got back + what a superb time (OOee I'm trying to reajust to a wavey/wobble deck + after all I scoffed) OO dear me I feel sick >doh< quick clear a path to the side (sea sick) Dr House I need milk magniseer to stelle my tummy '" Sir Cumefrence I want no snide remark's from you on my eating habits)
Later to-day Kizzy Kazaer you can give me a full report on any shinagin's that might of occered while I was away
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Greetings, >captain< I too have gorged myself fit to burst >yikes< - I think I'll start Keep Fit Classes for all passengers and crew for the New Year, while I can still touch me toes....
All quiet on the Western front, no misbehavin' here - the >bubbly< and >beer< has been enjoyed and there's still enough left to see in 2012 >thumbsup< Of course, someone had to remain sober - you're looking at her >angel< I made up for it with food instead >whistle<
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Hello Kizzy Kazar/ Tiger Warrior Princess
My tummy still feel's bloated after eating some chessecake made by one of the Fillapeno girl's (respite) I was pleased the ship had not burnt down but we will have to watch Eric in Febuary as part of the upelliare festivale the viking's have a boat burning festival (pagon festival) we have a simulation on the river Ouse York or Eric's >devil< ansector's called the town Jorvick. I like a quite well organised ship
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Hello Sasha
You can if you look hard enough see the dark silloute of Hurty back swim in + out of the algee covered rock's while chassing a stripped ange fish
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
My left arm + left leg have a lack of co-ordanted/smooth + relaxed movement my right side has to double up so I can still use a tread mill to get the gasometer ;-) down to a reasonable waist measurement >lol<
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Gasometer >lol<
Using a treadmill? Ooh, you are good, I couldn't be arsed with any of that gym stuff. I must start taking brisk walks round deck ready for the New Year's Eve celebrations..... >bubbly<
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always up for a party Kizzy
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WELCOME DEFYING GRAVITY
It is wonderful to see you up on deck >hugs< Sir Cumfrence has gone A.W.O..L which stop's the page of escapism becomming stagnent (he was a live wire)
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Is there a new year party on the ship >magicfairy< >magic< >bubbly< >thumbsup<
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Hello Ilovepinkandpurple
>magicfairy<YESYESwe can have a party to see the new year in with cation I let Kizzy Kazaer have an alcohol party while I was on Christmas respite + my first officer >star< said low alcohol drink's went excedinlly well
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Hello Ilovepinkandpurple
After we have cleared up after the celebrations I think we should sail over to the Phillipean's to PROMOTTEour message of intergration to all people of our World. >bighugs<
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Hi Bule >rainbow< good idea >thumbsup< >bighugs<
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Hello Ilovepinkandpurple
We are garnteed a warm welcome here, as the Phillippean people embrace disability in the communnity. Inter-gration is very inclusive this nation can be held up as a hughly bright star leading way + while on respite a lot of the care assitents are Fillapeno (male + female) so I speak from much personal expriance
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They sound like a nice caring country >thumbsup< >rainbow<
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FAO all newbies to the Good Ship Happiness - the rest of you look away quickly and scroll down now.
I said now
http://www.filipino-women.com/ (http://www.filipino-women.com/)
OK, so The Captain is suddenly very keen to dock in the Philippines - but why?
Nothing to do with the attached, I hope, as the Miss Immaculado Contraceptcione marriage of 1993 and the 1996 farce that was Miss "Send all your money now so I buy veil and aeroplane ticket so I be devoted everloving wife be at your side within 72 hours honeypot" was an absolute farce, and we spent a fortune trying to get him out of his last "till death us do part" farrago.
I'm not going through that again.
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Unless, of course, he has arranged some fiance visas and is hoping to employ / marry some new staff for The Good Ship. I could do with a hand with the pastry work and things have not been the same since Reg died. No-one rolled out puff pastry like Reg did, and his icing work was unparalleled. If that's how you spell it.
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Ooh, the curmudgeonly chef is back - stand by your beds ....
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***** Supper *****
Oysters - Fines de Claire Prestige
Escargots à la Bourguignonne
Dressed Cornish Crab
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Tarragon Roasted Chicken with lyonnaise potatoes
Roast Venison Loin, winter vegetables, redcurrant & port sauce
Seven-Hour Lamb with flageolet beans and rosemary
Fillet of Loch Duart Salmon with puy lentils and a red wine reduction
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Steamed Marmalade & Whiskey Pudding
or
Amandine: pistachio, hazelnut and almond nougat ice creams,
whipped cream and butterscotch sauce
Kawfee
Dig in. It may be down hill all the way after this.
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Wow! and Triple Wow >magicfairy<
"Cheers, Big Ears", as an old colleague of mine used to say...
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>runforthehills< >isurrender>
The Navigator is back!
(new laptop)
There will be an inspection tomorrow am, stand by your bunks at 0700 hours.
Kizzy will accompany me with the leccy >flyswatter< so no slacking.
Just joking >lol< >lol< >whistle<
There will be a free bar at 1900 hours, beer, wine but no spirits
Perhaps Sir C will prepare some nice snacks?
Hope you'all had a good Christmas and New Year >magicfairy< >bubbly< >cheers< >reindeer<
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GREAT TO SEE YOU BACK STALWART
I can + do agree on there been wine, beer but NO spirt's so you see your captain is NO kill joy + this will prommotte our name HAPPYNESS
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Hooray, Stalwart's back >magic< Now we can really start going places in 2012....
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Hello Stalwart
About lap top's I do'nt like them because the key's are to close to each other + I hit the key next door to what I want. As we are heading to the Philipean's can you take us to Manila (Port Area) As the Phillipean's is an Arca-pellico (lot's of little island's the crew has a wide choice of where to go + relax >thumbsup<
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*emerges from helicopter*
Hello Captain, hello all >biggrin<
>thumbsup< to Eric for picking me up after my shore leave. I had a good festive holiday >magicfairy< and now I'm back aboard...
As is Sir C >thumbsup< - superb supper for the New Year, but it will take a lot to beat that... (New recipe book for Christmas, perchance? I got one myself - my relative lives in hope of a (pleasant) culinary surprise...)
>cheers< Cheers Stalwart - good to see you back on board too (I use a laptop too, but I have a separate keyboard and mouse as the built in ones aren't the best...).
*salute*
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Hello Sasha
When Eric flew the helicopter he was in the middle of cleaning the contact points on the battery of Kizzy Kazaer's neon pink buggy >cool< (Lady Penlope Thunder birds) >blush<
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Wotcha, Sasha, welcome back and a jolly fine 2012 to ya >biggrin<
Neon pink - yup, that's a great colour choice, and don't forget the silver lightning flash on each side (my go-faster stripes >cool< )
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http://www.thewolseley.com/menus (http://www.thewolseley.com/menus)
Normally I'd say I stole the menu for research purposes, but on this occasion I just drooled over a PDF.
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It refused to load for me >angry< I am therefore retreating to my cabin for an early night and will attack my Christmas chocolate and sweets stash, after some cheese and biscuits. I expect a better performance tomorrow...
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http://www.thewolseley.com/menus (http://www.thewolseley.com/menus)
Normally I'd say I stole the menu for research purposes, but on this occasion I just drooled over a PDF.
>thumbsup< >thumbsup< >thumbsup<
I approve indeed... drool...
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Thank you Sasha.
Not that we are "in private" I may as well tell you that I feel sick to the pit of my stomach every time I come to this place and see page 13 with
GREAT TO SEE YOU BACK STALWART
at the top.
Stalwart.
Stalwart.
I was away all Christmas and New Year and the first thing I see is "Great to see you Stalwart".
He KNEW that I was back. That's what gets me. I'm all over page 12, so he KNEW I was back, and still it was just "Stalwart All The Way".
I did not sleep at all well after I saw that, and between you and me, Sasha, it hurts, it damn well hurts.
I'm not sure if I can carry on after this.
I'm leaving the tent now and I may be gone some time.
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I'm very glad you like the neon pink I was half expecting you to say it's far to girly for me ! I see Sir (you know who is throwing another strop/tantram) I see he is quotting Scott of the Antartic by saying. I'M LEAVING MY TENT + I MAY BE GONE SOME TIME. I wonder if SashaQ would like to be perment CHEF. I can't be doing with his volatile temperment been Captain is hard enough with out his 3rd rate aunater dramatic's >angry< >angry< >angry< >angry< >angry< >angry<
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*from inside the tent*
I was away all Christmas and New Year and the first thing I see is "Great to see you Stalwart".
He KNEW that I was back. That's what gets me. I'm all over page 12, so he KNEW I was back, and still it was just "Stalwart All The Way".
I did not sleep at all well after I saw that, and between you and me, Sasha, it hurts, it damn well hurts.
I can see Sir C's point indeed... and there's nothing I can do about it just yet, because page 14 doesn't start until message 195...
Hmm... seems a bit odd sitting in a tent on deck all by myself...
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*emerges from tent*
Hello Captain
I wonder if SashaQ would like to be perment CHEF
Sorry Captain, I can't commit to that - I was ever so grateful when Sir C burned down my Chat Noir, as it was all too much for me in the end...
I still haven't got over Sir C's spectacular menu from 3 January, either >thumbsup< but I may get ze inspiration from time to time (if Sir C doesn't already have a menu planned...)
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I see Sir (you know who is throwing another strop/tantram)
It's called a 'diva strop', Cap'n Bule - he has perfected the art most admirably, if I may say so... I nominate him as second to Sasha's Entertainments Manager. He certainly keeps me >lol< ing >biggrin<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I think Eric will have to string a 2nd fly swat because if Sir (you know who) stay's on board he's bound to have more strop's (he'll have to mead over + take it like a man a lot more often (he do'es make excedinly good meal's) hurty back is having dive looking at the tropical fish here in the Phillipean's
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Hello all crew
I've just been using my calculator + we had 6,989 hit's on the BBC. tHERE WERE 26 page's on aimo + I think 10 hit's per page so 260 hit's + 194 hit's on ouch too so that is 7,443 hit's altogher so now I hope Sunshine medow's can confirm this as I feel very proud of this success.
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Hello Sasha (blue sock on his head)
As you are sitting in a tent all on your own should I ask Septummu's (the spider to join you he is good company ?
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***Noisyworld emerges from her cabin***
Blimey, it's bright out here >doh<
Seems I missed most of the fun on the Barrier Reef but I did get to do the odd midnight swim, you really should have seen the colours that the corals glow in the dark!
What else did I miss?
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Hello NoiseyWorld
We are on our way to the Philipean's + Stalwart (navigator) will be docking our ship in Manila (main Island in this Arcipeligo). The Filapeno's already have an extensive form of intergration between AB people + people with impairment's + this can be a blue print for the rest of the World to follow
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"Hello all crew
I've just been using my calculator + we had 6,989 hit's on the BBC. tHERE WERE 26 page's on aimo + I think 10 hit's per page so 260 hit's + 194 hit's on ouch too so that is 7,443 hit's altogher so now I hope Sunshine medow's can confirm this as I feel very proud of this success."
Dear Sir
I wonder if you have considered going on University Challenge, with the above being your specialist subject.
In fact, I think I might start a new thread dedicated to the subject.
Perhaps when we dock in Island Paradise you could employ a Ship Archivist to record all this stuff, and our achievements, menus, battle scores etc. It would form a priceless archive which future generations could study and learn from. Who knows, maybe one day they will make a film about us.
Director: Martin Scorsese
Captain Bule Kingfisher - Tom Cruise
Stalwart - Mickey Rourke
KK - Liza Minnelli
SashaQ - Stephen Hawking
Noisyworld - Natalie Wood
And introducing Sir Cumference as - HIMSELF
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Hello >angel< kindly old Sir Cumefrence ;-) ;-) >hugs<
It is good to see that father time has eased your tempremental streak ( to storm off at the drop of a chef's hat. I do'nt think >doh< Tom Cruise could impersannate my parkinson type tremmor so Steven D as himself would have to play Captain Bulekingfisher
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Do you think you will be able to pull it off?
Don't write Tom Cruise off, after all he has been posing as a human being for several years.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Would you like to be the ARCHIVIST to rescherch the facts + figers about this thread for master mind /univirsty challage >star< >tah< >thumbsup<
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Hello crew
Your Captain is man enough to give a personal + heart felt apolagie to Kizzy Kazaer I've edited my last post because I had made a personal remark which I wish I never had so I say publicly SORRY I won't do it again + I put myself forward for 6 of the best
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I'm sure I can play myself better than that posser known as TOM CRUISE (big Jesse) >erm< ha ha
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Ooooh! Being compared to Natalie Wood >biggrin< She was amazing in Gypsy
2 Minor flaws:
1) I'm not copying her amazing performance in Gypsy >lol< and
2) do I hope I don't have to fall off the ship and drown? >yikes<
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Hello crew
Your Captain is man enough to give a personal + heart felt apolagie to Kizzy Kazaer I've edited my last post because I had made a personal remark which I wish I never had so I say publicly SORRY I won't do it again + I put myself forward for 6 of the best
Cap'n Bule, I didn't see what you are apologising to me for, but I accept it anyway - however, I shall now be wondering for the rest of the day what on earth you said >yikes< >lol<
Welcome back, Noisyworld - no fear of drowning here, we have plenty of trained life-savers >biggrin<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I'm glad you never read my post but after reflecting I think it was trival any way come up to the bridge + join me in a cup of Yorkshire tea I've also got a pot of coffee perrulating
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>thumbsup< We have the beverages, now all we need is Sir C's tea-trolley to come a-trundling...
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I will speak very kindly to Sir Cumefrence + ask him to bring a bountyful tea trolly up + then surgest he take's a well earned holiday on one of these excotic Island's + take a few Filapeno serving girl's with him for a 3 week break (nudge nudge wink wink) >devil< >angel<
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HAPPYNESS ahoy!
Permission to come aboard...........
sounds of windlass..... crank, crank, crank, crank...... rattle and roll.......... Thump!
Made it safely on deck. Is this the quarterdeck? Where are the other three-quarters?
I bring you some provisions for the bar, and chocolate easter eggs.
The Catty Snork is a pun on the Cutty Snark, using Mustardlanders' fondness for cats, the Snork, which is a stifled laugh. I am glad to be aboard this fine ship.
If anyone would care to give me a guided tour around this excellent ship, I would be most grateful, as one ancient seadog to another. I only drink tea, and I like crumpets with marmite.
Wi' a wannion, aharrr.
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Woo-hoo, a seasoned seafarer - welcome aboard! Here's your >tea< and ta muchly for the chocolate - that always guarantees an enthusiastic reception >whistle<
Your cabin awaits you - they are all with windows (ok, portholes) and you may furnish and decorate yours in any way you please...The Captain, Bulekingfisher, will be with you soon to give you the gen on what we are and where we're going >thumbsup<
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I 'as two wooden legs, two hooks instead of hands, two false eyes with patches over them, and a missing ear, but apart from that, the rest of me is intact, arrrrr.
Captain Prab.
thankee for ee givin' an old seadog, arrrrrgh, a warm welcome. I extend a hook in friendship.
P.S. got anything for woodworm?
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I dunno, what do they like to eat? >lol< (sorry, the level of humour aboard is normally higher than that!)
I have been mostly in my cabin lately but it'll be nice to see you about the ship when I feel like emerging :-)
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"I 'as two wooden legs, two hooks instead of hands, two false eyes with patches over them, and a missing ear, but apart from that, the rest of me is intact, arrrrr."
Dear Sir or Madam
Welcome aboard.
In line with the Equal Opportunities Health and Safety Policy on the Good Ship Happiness 1963 (amended and vetoed 3759 times) please supply a list of any equipment / modifications that you may require when on board.
Please notice my refusal to use the word "special" as in special equipment. I regard everyone on board as equal and I can say quite truly that I have no favourite crew members, even though one or two people around here are deluded enough to think that they are in some way "special" to me. That is a mistake on their part, so you may as well stop pushing After 8 mints under my door. It makes no difference to me.
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Just as long as there is wheelchair access to the Heads, the ones for male crew and passengers, I have little wants (so people tell me).
Has this fine vessel got a figurehead. The one on the Catty Snork got a bit dented, but she did not complain when the carpenter got to work, and when she was well-gilded (Groggified).
I think that you are very wise to resist the temptations of the bribers with chocolate. (have this large tub of Maltesers, for the ship's cat). You can always eat the ones that the cat leaves.
May I suggest a quiet winter cruise. Happyness could make a voyage down to the Falkand Islands. I hear that they are a peaceful and tranquil spot, where one can enjoy watching Killer Whales.
Prabhakari.
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Hello Prabhakari
You are most welcome aboard the HAPPYNESS we are in the Philapean's at the moment. ONE THING I CA'NT STRESS ENOUGH THAT GUN'S ARE NOT ALLOWED + WE ARE PURELY EDUCATIONAL + NON VILOENT + IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH THIS POLICY PLEASE LEAVE IMEDADTLY THANK YOU. We are all about prommotting intergation + harmony with Able Bodied scoiety we are been spoiled here as the A.B society bend over backward's enable disabled people to be involved in main stream society
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Welcome Prab.
Kizzy for the last time they are not windows or portholes...........
them be Scuttles
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I am doing my best to learn the rules of Ouch. It is different to The Archers and mustardland.
The 'guns' onboard the boat were joke guns, and never did any harm, and were clearly understood to be so, like talk like a pirate day.
It will not be mentioned ever again by me.
I just wish to help.
Prabhakari.
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Hello Stalwart
Nice to see you back I've been dizzy (not been sure were we are going without a navigator) + your been very fadanct to Kizzy Kazaer by saying there not window's/port hole's. I call them window's as that is what I'm used to + we are called the happyness so it sound's like your up your self (where the sun dos'nt shine)
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Prab
we're in Manila at the moment, I'm sure that there will be a tour of the countryside soon, it's beautiful. Plenty of fishing etc (all virtual of course)
It also helps if you're a little bit mad. >rainbow<
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Oh Stalwart, and I thought I was being so clever mentioning portholes >doh<
Am I being thick? I can't find any mention of guns by Prab, at all, joke or otherwise >erm<
Prab, Cap'n Bule is not known for mincing his words - he always gives it to us straight >yikes< so please don't be put off >biggrin<
As for Sir Cumference, he is the ship's curmudgeon (there's always one) so don't pay too much mind to his chuntering....
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Hello Prabhakari
THANKYOU for been happy to drop any nasty pirate attidude's + I'll be senior captain + you can be my consltunt captain + Kizzy Kazaer is my disapline officer with her turbo charged fly swat it was Eric the viking who turbo-charged it he is our maintance officer/helicopter pilot. I will tow a giant escal behind the ship + Eric will lower the graffitti artist can be lowerd on to it + paint an image of the statue of liberty in red paint B.T.W Eric the viking was impaired learnt that at the Jorvick viking center in York (where I live)
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"(have this large tub of Maltesers, for the ship's cat). You can always eat the ones that the cat leaves."
Thank you very much. Alas we hit freezing weather when we went the wrong way off Patagonia and ran out of supplies, so we were forced to skin and eat Mr Claws - the fur made an excellent hat and muffler, and the risotto was much praised. I'll make good use of the Maltesers.
I have here a stack of brown envelopes from the Good Ship's Health and Safety Executive (me). Apparently you will need to see the ship's doctor and carpenter in case there is woodworm in your wooden leg, also it may be a fire hazard in which case we may be obliged to throw you overboard. For everybody's sake.
But look on the bright side: My New Year menu and cocktail menu got rave revues in the OuchToo Newsletter which everybody except half of us received this morning.
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***** Tea trolley *****
Smoked salmon and egg sandwiches
Roast beef and horseradish sandwiches
Mushroom vol-au-vents
Crisps
Strawberry gateau
Coffee and walnut cake
Battenburg cake
Pistachio cream-filled meringues
Flapjacks
The tea urn has been plugged in
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
This is a most beiutiful tea trolly + I'm very pleased to taste the Yorkshire tea + I think Prabhakari will aprove of this >thumbsup<
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Thankee shipmates.
I have deep affectionate regards for tea trolleys. Some of the ones in hospital really took the biscuit.
My favourite tea is Afternoon Tea, to be drunk from a huge mug (Eric the Sheeps says 'Baaa')
Ignore the Sheeps. They followed me from Peets.
I am a vegan. ('He comes from the star Vega' said Eric)
With regret I have to confess that I do not fish. Mind you, it is nice to see fishes glide among the rocks and underwater life that makes up a typical reef. I saw a Reef Knot Fish once.
Does the ship have a resident barnacle?
Prabhakari.
P.S. Chocolate cream eggs hidden in charthouse.
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Hello Prabhakari
If you want to see tropical fish in the reef's around the Philepean's you will find an enthusiastic diver you will enjoy diving with HURTY BACK they are a >star<
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I know a tiny bit about Manila Bay, from my submarine simulator. Very shallow bay.
The nearest I got to interesting fish was a visit once to Brighton, on a day trip. My friend and I visited the aquarium there, and I came nose-to-nose with a huge Piranha. It smiled.
My parents gave a home to fishes; mind you, they also fished for them. I remember a sucker fish in the tank.
The giant squid took up some space.
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Alas we hit freezing weather when we went the wrong way off Patagonia and ran out of supplies, so we were forced to skin and eat Mr Claws - the fur made an excellent hat and muffler, and the risotto was much praised.
>lol< >lol< That poor cat...
I used to have a tropical aquarium, but sadly the fish kept dying no matter how carefully I nurtured it :-(
That Piranha was obviously grinning because it was sizing you up for dinner >whistle<
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You should have nurtured the FISH, not the tank. That was where you went sadly wrong...
I'll have you know that the piranha and I were having a deep, spiritual bonding moment, in the endless current of time.
So there!
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"Does the ship have a resident barnacle?"
The job's yours if you want it.
Free food and lodging (the latter is obvious in your case). Use of plank, birds nest, nets and indoor swimming pool.
The diet is largely meat and fish but we grow our own vegetables and do our own brewing on board. Stalwart does the shopping and I do food and tea trolley.
The Captain is in charge of games and prizes, and we never mention the 11th lateral episode.
When can you start?
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"Ignore the Sheeps. They followed me from Peets."
Peets .....
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Since you ask.... (wicked sheeps chuckling)............
http://www.paranormal.org.uk/mustardland/index.php (http://www.paranormal.org.uk/mustardland/index.php)
I have some experience of being a barnacle, not moving around much.
The life of a barnacle.....
Day one: bubble........
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Excellent. You'll fit in perfectly.
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Hello Prahakari
I am pleased to say I bear no resemblense to a barnnicalle as I'm very mobile I'm a bit lop sided my left side is un-coordantied if you think of the nerve as a shepard + each indevidual mucsel as a sheep well the shepard has lost full control of his flock. It is good Sir Cumefrence has got access to the inter-net as I said he should have a 3 week holiday on the arch-apelego (lot of little islands) I thought he was getting cracky with all his ardious kitchen dutys. A few bare breasted women have gone to keep him company ;-)
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My life as a Barnacle.
Day 2: burble..........o..o....o
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Hello Prabhakori
Our ship is filled with aid's to assitet differnet personality's with disabilty because no 2 people deal with disabilty's in the same way/methord's. Medical professianl's disagree with that statement other wise they would be out of a job simply because they lust after money This is high-lighted by the TV crew's transmitting their finding's via sattillight so the Whole World can see the sharlintion's/quack's peddling their lie's
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I wanted to sail on a tall ship. All I need is wheelchair access and a good bunk.
Are we taught reef knots? My grandad could do ropework. I saw a Turks Head he did.
I used to help a yacht-owning friend with updating the charts. I learned a bit about navigation and the use of the sextant.
Sadly for me, I was never allowed on board because of disability.
Still, having seen a yacht leaving the harbour on a breezy day, I understood why. It was being thrown madly about by the groundswell, the wind and the cross-waves.
Much better to be a seal in those conditions.
Did you know that our local seals can fly?
One day, a cargo of rubber bands got washed up on the sandbank. The seals made wings with some driftwood, a wooden propeller and they used the rubber bands to make the engine. Holidaymakers were startled, not by the seagulls, but by low-flying seals buzzing overhead.
I believe the seaside pubs did a roaring trade.
Ice-cream sales did well, when startled children dropped their cones in surprise, only to see a flying seal make off with it.
Anyway, I am just a humble little barnacle...... blooooooop.
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Hello Prabhakari
The happyness is solar powered so very little to go wrong + virtualy no maintance so there's no noise to keep us awake at night. Knot tying is a hobby (Eric the viking is very skilled at knot tying). This is a luxery ship. I can smell the lunch Sasha is cooking + I think we are having a pork chop's today.
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My life as a barnacle:
Day 3: very exciting. I went on a marathon. Put on a spurt and gained an eighth of an inch.
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My life as a barnacle:
Day 3: very exciting. I went on a marathon. Put on a spurt and gained an eighth of an inch.
An eight of an inch. Can I ask to where it was added. >whistle<
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Hello Suessad
I hope the eigth of inch was added to your TICKLEmuscel (Ken Dodd) our ship need's all the happyness we can get
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We barnacles know nothing about anatomy. We do understand what it is like to grow up as a pea.
Please can I have three toasted crumpets with soya margarine and Marmite, for breakfast? A nice hot mug of tea would not go amiss.
Just drop them over the side, where I am clinging; my cling-film bag will catch them.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
It appear's Prabhakari want's you to to do un-mentionable thing's with his breakfast + I think you are furious >angry< >angry< >angry< at throwing good food over board + who is paying for the crockery ?. I know I have a never ending credit card but I do have to be frugell + responsible with it
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OK. I had wondered where he / she had attached himself.
It is proably not natural for a barnacle to live on board amongst mortal folk like what we are. However, I think it might help with the crockery costs if he attached himself to the scupper side door. Not only would Mr Barnacle have a better view of all the action on board, but if he misses life "on the out" we could throw the occasional bucket of sea water over him and it would not spoil the shag-pile fully-fittted carpeting we all enjoy so.
In the meantime I shall lower the crumpets with a fishing rod.
Shun
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Er, don't suppose you can avoid using a hook the next time? I nearly had to use the puncture repair outfit......... munch.... munch....
SPLAT!
Arggh. Watch where you chuck the waste.
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Dear Captain
I fear that our new passenger, Prabhakari, might be rather, how can I put this delicately, "high maintainance".
He CHOSE where to attach himself, is it my fault he bedded down directly under the main sewage exit port?
I know the Pie and Pea Supper last night will have generated extreme sewage but I cannot be expected to do the menus in order to suit his lifestyle options.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
The extra rich sewage will hopefully (we are a virtual board) turn the troublesom barnecal in to a useful crew member. I've just been thinking on 13/2/12 our thread will be 4 years old so can our chef bake an extra rich birthday cake but as a lot of crew member's are on medacation we can have ABSOLUTLY NO ALCOHOL in the cake Kizzy Kazaer might call me a party pooper but I've got to look after every one's welfare. In the morning I might see a lot of barnecal shell on deck after a miralcous transformation
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Kizzy Kazaer might call me a party pooper
"You're a party pooper!"
Just kiddin'...
Wotcha, Prab, see you've found gainful employment here >thumbsup<
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Hello Kizy Kazaer
You say Prabhakari has found useful employment here on the happyness so I wonder if Musterdland is full of lazy layabout's >whistle<
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I'm saying nothing >lol<
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o.....o...oo.oooo.....ooooo.......burble.....
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Oh no, I think it's spawning......
Quick someone, call 999 and start tearing up sheets and boiling water.
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Wotchit! I'll set my friend, the Giant Squid on you...... so there!
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Hello Prabhakari
I think you are HUFFING + PUFFING + calling my bluff as I would use my honnarable reputation to bannish the giant squid + I've heard you are only fair weather friend with a fairy story
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Oh well, I Do know a Mermaid, though. She is a black belt tail whacker.
Anyway, may I come onboard? I have got a few friends and relatives, cousins and aunts and uncles and brothers and sisters down here. There are not many of us (as barnacle colonies go.)
I would like to show them round the ship. We are all trying to scrape a living and we could do with some time off.
Your barnacle.
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Prab
Time for metamorphosis
Zebedee said
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Funny. I thought that this morning. So I am now a humble passenger; ready with holystone and mop to help keep the deck planks pristine white.
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Hello Prabhakari
I'm very pleased you have seen the light of reason + transformed I came up against troble makers before like the Yorkshire pirate when we were on the BBCweb-site I persued him to become Tom the bar-steward but after a few month's his pirate way's resurfaced so I kell-halled him + a few week's later his wife wrote in to say Tom had passed away at home (I was very sad at the new's)
Prabhakari I see you have scrubbed in to all the corner's on the deck so I will ask Sir Cumefrence to give you double helping's at dinner tonight as a reward for been a 1st class cleaner of deck's
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Thank you, cap'n.
Permission to go ashore to explore Manila, before the evening meal? I have only been here via flight sim, when I landed at the airport outside the city.
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One of my Simulations is a Submarine Simulator. Both my father and his father served in the Royal Navy. I am currently patrolling, in a submarine, off the Solomon Islands. It is the beginning of the war for the U.S.A.
My submarine left Pearl Harbour on a patrol. If anyone has seen the film, Tora, Tora, Tora, they will have seen the island and the harbour from the air. There is just one channel out to the sea.
It is stormy at the moment. I just did a crash dive, when an aircraft was spotted. The sub is surfaced again, and doing about 5 knots. One has to conserve fuel when on patrol. It is a long way to sail home, and I do not have a chief to inform of the state of the fuel.
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Hello Prabhakari
Yes your reasonable captain is more than happy to give you premmisson to go vist Manliha >rose< I hold no hard feeling's (barnical's) + I'm glad you like the submarine simulator.
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I think I'd get claustrophobia even in a submarine simulator! I can deal with small spaces and I can deal with water...but not both together >doh<
Lucky the cabins are so luxurious on board our vessel >biggrin< and we always stick to the decided course unlike some other boats >whistle< Proving one skill that disabled people can teach the world: planning >lol<
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The lovely thing about simulators is the excellent catering.
Well, it used to be................
I have got the extended version of Das Boot, as well as the book. I am fascinated by the food they ate. I love watching food-eating scenes in films. At least in Das Boot, they appear to eat.
My sub sim maps the entire world, so if I give the sub limitless fuel, I can sail anywhere. Out of curiousity, I tried sailing to Cape Town, South Africa, where a friend lives. Yes, I saw the harbour with Table Top Mountain. Not bad.
I have flown a light aircraft around the mountain, in flight sim.
All I need now is to have the railway line out of Cape Town.
Meanwhile, may I say what an interesting tea we had. Mushy pea sandwiches and mint sauce is a first for me.
Prabhakari, third class steerage.
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Prab
I've actually been to Pearl Harbour (Oahu) in 1973 but you wouldn't get me in a sub.
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Hello Hurty back
I like the cabain's because there is enough space for the mobility scooter so when you get in to your orthapedic bed >thumbsup<Eric will come to your room + take the buggy down to maintance (hold) to re-charge the battery over night from the solar powerd battries + all 6 vase's are filled with fresh flower's + water every day so all cabain's are fragrent (a good night's is garuteed)
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Hello NoiseyWorld
I would NEVERsail the HAPPYNESS near a country's coast line (Italy) ha ha >doh<. don't slip on the deck as Prabhakari has just scrrubed itclean
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Dear Captain
I should not like it said that I am a right-wing Daily Mail-loving NIMBY, but he wants to import his entire colony, just about. Look:
""""Anyway, may I come onboard? I have got a few friends and relatives, cousins and aunts and uncles and brothers and sisters down here. There are not many of us (as barnacle colonies go.)
I would like to show them round the ship. We are all trying to scrape a living and we could do with some time off.
Your barnacle."""""""
Yes, he says he is just showing them around but I would not be surprised if they start clamping down and pretending to have bad backs and claiming asylum.
God knows how many open shells there will be, wanting plankton 24-7.
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***** Supper *****
Borlotti bean and pasta soup
Spinach and ricotta lasagne
Green salad
Mint ice cream
Tea
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And plankton?
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I think the barnacles are going to have the most varied diet of all those who sail in the good ship happyness, they get to eat the local cuisine wherever we go (we do have a small tank of proper british plankton for emergencies, did I forget to tell you all that? That's what the green gunge in a bucket is in my room and why I always tell Eric off when he wants to clean it out >yikes< )
Right off to sun myself on deck (I've put on factor 50 don't worry that I'll turn this >angry< [bright red] colour!) and I'll try not to slip on the beautifully scrubbed deck >tah<
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I have been hard at work, mending the sails, splicing various ropes and inflating the liferafts. Bit out of puff now.
Ship's Bell is polished. Charts stowed in chest. cleaned out the funnel with chimney sweep brushes.
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Very well
***** Supper - revised *****
Borlotti bean and pasta soup
Spinach and ricotta lasagne
Plankton
Green salad
Mint ice cream
Tea
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Tub of Maltesers under your bunk, as promised..... ssshhhh.
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Hello Prabhakari
The HAPPINESS is a solar powered crusier + has had no conection's to pirate ship's/sail's/rope's or chimmany stack's we concentrate on Education + encorage Able Bodied people to take disabled/impaired people seriosly >steam< I can not stress enough
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-16608047 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-16608047)
Captain, Now that sheep have been given raincoats, I suggest that Prabhakari and his extended family be given raincoats, rain hats and thermals to protect them from the cruel elements.
Surely you would not begrudge spending the Good Ship's funds on our cherished members?
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>thumbsup< I'm definitely in favour of raincoats for sheep >blacksheep< >sheep<, and if other wildlife would find them useful too, then by all means >biggrin<
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Dear Captain
You have been noticeably absent in recent days. I assume the Costa Concordia disaster has affected you badly. I hope that you are not moonlighting.
http://youtu.be/wMOecggX8nM
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
I am buying all the best rain coat's/hat's/boot's for Prabhakair + his barnicale army as their are no hard feeling's >bighugs<
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Hello Sashaq
I think this analagee will make you laugh. As I've said before my disability is a lack of co-ordantion so if you think of the nerve as a shepard + the muscel's on the left side of my body are the rebelious sheep + they do not respond to the shepard's whistle so there is no order/co-ordantion amongest the flock.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I have not been moonlighting but this afternoon I've been watching with great envy a video about the U.S.A nuclar powered air-craft carrier.So the Concanti ship (Italy) sound's like the captain was playing a game of bluff. I've got a bigger one than you (adolessen) so I've got no syphathy for him
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Hello Sashaq
I think this analagee will make you laugh. As I've said before my disability is a lack of co-ordantion so if you think of the nerve as a shepard + the muscel's on the left side of my body are the rebelious sheep + they do not respond to the shepard's whistle so there is no order/co-ordantion amongest the flock.
>thumbsup< >lol< I do like that analogy!
Some of my muscles are the same - if the sheep want to go in a particular direction, that's fine, but if the shepherd tries to tell them to go in that direction, they panic and run around all over the place! >blacksheep< >sheep< >blacksheep< >sheep< >blacksheep<
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It all make sense, now. It explains life on board this ship.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
The analage of sheep running in all direction's do'es mean I keep the crew on it's toe's/paying attention + staying aleart as you never know where you Captain is
CAREFUL THAT PAN IS NEARLY BOILING OVER. SASHA THAT GLASS IS SMUGGED + NOT SUITABLE FOR A CLIENT IN YOUR BAR NOIR. IN 10 MINUTE'S Dr HOUSE WILL GIVE ALL CREW MEMBER'S A MEDICAL + THAT INCULD'S HURTYBACK + KIZZY KAZAER chop chop come on we have'nt got all day ha ha ha ha ha
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Dr HOUSE WILL GIVE ALL CREW MEMBER'S A MEDICAL + THAT INCULD'S HURTYBACK + KIZZY KAZAER
Sod that for a game of soldiers, who does he think he is? ATOS? >angry< *raspberry!*
I'm barricading myself in my cabin.. I have plenty of emergency rations and I'm not sharing...
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There's no way I'm having a medical. I may be found fit for work, so you can get lost. All of you.
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I AM NOT THE DREADED ATOS/NAZI SS(GESTPO)but I do want to keep my crew healthy + happy(prevention is better than cure) plus I have to keep mis-creant's/rebal rouser's like Sir Cumefrence in check. Eric has kept an invintor of your hum hum secrate stash of goody's you have squirreled away in your cabain (he has a pass key in to every cabain) sercuirty is part of maintace(no-one's impairment has prevent them getting out of bed)
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
It is rather diffecelt to get lost on a ship + if it will help I can get a pretty female G.P to give you a mandodrty medical
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Eric has kept an invintor of your hum hum secrate stash of goody's you have squirreled away in your cabain (he has a pass key in to every cabain)
Well, I hope he's not been helping himself to any of it, or he'll feel the tingle of my >flyswatter< which has been idle of late >whistle<
I'll offer a compromise - I agree (reluctantly) to fill out a questionnaire for Dr House, but he's not examining me >thumbsdown<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I am more than happy to get any Dr you want >biggrin< to examinne you I made the same arrangement with Sir Cumefrence.
About Eric making an invertry if you do'nt know what you have ? how will you know what he has stolen !.
I would be happy to leave Dr House here in the Philipean's if it improve's a happy atmosphere + maybe leave your thacker/ naughty boy fly swat here I think the crew will follow a good example if we officer's set the standerd
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*Thinking how do I get aboard as I am not too good at walking the narrow gangplanks * >yikes<
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I'll just waft the Turbo-Charged Flyswatter around a bit and the updraught will float you gently on to the deck.... Welcome aboard this place of madness and mayhem >biggrin<
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Wheeeeee, >angel< wow, that worked, phew, fast too. >lol< THUD, Ouch. >biggrin<
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Have a cup of >tea< while you get your breath back ... here's a sunlounger to start chilling on //________\\ (you'll have to turn it the right way up >lol< )
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Mm, now this 'is' the life >biggrin< - No washing up, no cooking, none of the dreaded ironing, wow, I feel I have finally landed.....now then, lets see if I can just turn this sunlounger the right way around.
Thankyou Kizzy, did you say you were getting the biscuits?. >biggrin< >thankyou<
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Yeah, the >chocolate< ones I keep a stash of for new
inmates passengers - help yourself, I'm just going for a nice afternoon siesta >zzz<
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Smiling away here as I expected something like ''New Recruits need to earn their crust, it's not just sun, sea and erm sangr.... >chocolate< >lol<
Enjoy your siesta >zzz<
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Hello Meliane >hugs<
I hope I was'nt to fimailer with my hug's but it's great to see a new face aboard + I love a beiutful smile if you read the past post's you will see Eric will put your belonging's in your cabain + Sir Cumefrance will give you a meal + Kizzy Kazaer will be pleased to see another female on board I think she was getting fed up + depressed at been a token female on the happyness
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Hello bulekingfisher, that's kind of Eric as I have just a few suitcases, and a couple of trunks, and more will arrive tomorrow, just a few of course. >whistle<
I wonder does Sir Cumefrance make nice prawn salads?, I could cast some nets to catch fresh prawns daily, I have the knack, my dad taught me well. >biggrin<
I'm sure that Kizzy Kazaer and I could sing some sea-shanties as well, as girls are known to be good at multi-tasking. >lol<
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Sea shanties? I only know rude ones >devil<
Kizzy Kazaer will be pleased to see another female on board
Yep, it was getting kinda lonely for the fairer sex on here lately ... but I never saw myself as a 'token' ;-)
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>lol<
After three....one, two, three, ahem. >biggrin<
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning?
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the..I've got a sore throat now. >doh<
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Lightweight ;-)
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The lozenges are working now. >biggrin<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I never meant to upset you by calling you token but I knew you were feeling out numberred by men but I ensured you were treated with respect + I made Sir Cumefrnce tow the line he could be rude
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Hello Meline
I enjoyed your polite sea shantiee + as spaz girl has left us maybe you would like to be our cabart singer >rose< >star< >rainbow< if Kizzy Kazaer think's she know's rude song's/word's/expression's she will turn bright crimson when she hear's Eric after he has had a skin full he turn's the air a vilonet sky blue (it is horendous !
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I never meant to upset you by calling you token but I knew you were feeling out numberred by men but I ensured you were treated with respect + I made Sir Cumefrnce tow the line he could be rude
No problem, you didn't upset me - I can hold my own with the fellas >whistle<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I did'nt think I had upset you I was just trying to be a gentelman + officer as I am Captain. I thought you could handel my "crew" when I made you 1st officer (you take no backchat/buck + slavia (but this hot + moist weather here in the Philipean's is tirerring) so the fan's + extracter's are working at full capicty >cool< >lol<
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* mops face with brow * I don't envy you the leccy bill then - perhaps we should put everybody on treadmills to power the ship's generators >devil<
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Melanie our new resident singer. >thumbsup<
Saves me giving everyone a headache.
Can't sing can't dance but, always willing to drink tea and try those lovely new dishes that are served. Cheers. >tea<
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Hello Suessad
I am happy for you to sit around to drink tea + I hope you enjoy drinking ny faviorate tea YORKSHIRE TEA + I would recomend you ask Sir Cumefrence (head chef) to warm the pot by swilling hot water inside the pot before mashing/brewing ;-)
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
We do'nt have to worry about the Leccy bill because we are running on solar power
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Hello bulekingfisher. I'm not shirking honest. I've been up since first light, shooing those crows away then swabbing out the nest. So it's time now to try your favourite. Cheers. >tea<
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Hello Suessad
Thank you very much for scrapping the guano (bird poo) out of the high viewing point. Sir Cumefrence like's to go up there on the lift to look at razzel + various girle book's he has a hidden stach up there he like's to go there with a cup of tea + ciggaerte but he might like to look at met art on the web. BUT THANKYOU FOR CLEANNING THE CROW'S NEST
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Hello Suessad
I am aware that you are sherking + you are a responsible crew member vwho use's her own initive to get thing's done in a very positve way/methord/manner >biggrin< :-)
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Hello Suessad
I typed the word NOT + high-lighted in bold but it did not show up in my last post so I've re-done it here as I want you to know I apppricate your efforts to keep the crow's nest clean + tidy
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***** Supper *****
Roast chicken with all trimmings and gravy
Roast potatoes
Cauliflower cheese (gruyere)
Parsnips with honey and sesame seeds
Swede and carrot mash
Rice pudding
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Cheers >beer<
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Am I glad to see you back of your holiday + we are getting feed again. SashaQ had us on starvation ration's he provided NO menu + you spoil us as usuall with a slap up meal (burp) patting my tum I enjoyed that
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>biggrin>
SashaQ is one of them there vegetarians, so obviously a roast chicken is out of the question.
I get nervous when I go away and leave him in charge. I know how much meat and fish means to you. PS, have to much out the cowshed in the next few days, any offers to help me with t his?
(((((( room is suddenly empty, but why? ))))))
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
As we are in the Phillipeans I can use my never ending credit card to pay for a few Able bodied people to muck out the cow shed's + our impaired Eric will will the muck out party >star<
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Hello Kizzy Kazar
Have you see Stalwart today as I think we could go to Indea to spread our message of Intergration + there are many impaired people there I hope bStalwart can find us a deep water port to berth in >tah<
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No, I'm not vegetarian, I'm just... selective... (aka fussy...) I don't say no to Roast Chicken with all the trimmings and gravy >biggrin<
SashaQ had us on starvation ration's he provided NO menu
>blush< No comment...
Yes, I definitely don't fancy mucking out the cowshed this weekend - had enough trouble with my own manure this last few days... >blush<
Ahh - after that delicious dinner, I shall retire to my cabin... >biggrin<
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had enough trouble with my own manure this last few days... >blush<
Too Much Information >lol<
Sleep well under that woolly coat >zzz<
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>lol<
Sleep well under that woolly coat >zzz<
>thumbsup< Will do - 'tis chilly this evening... >blacksheep< >sheep< >cs< >sheep< >blacksheep<
>wolf<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I have paid some big musucla filapeno men(do'nt swoon) to do the mucking out I thought you could go clouths shopping to avoid the smell
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
About to much infomation + spreading manure. 2 day's ago I went to hospital + had a powerful Ennamma (no detail's but I'm alright now.) >erm<
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Hello SashaQ
I am wearing sock's in bed to keep warm >cool<
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Yay, hot filipino men to do the mucking out >biggrin< (You may gather from that I'm a girl too! Kizzy never was the token female though she's more official than I am ;-)) and I'm vegetarian >yikes< so I just pick the things that suit me from the menu or if I'm feeling really cheeky I sneak into the kitchen for a midnight feast >blush<
Nothing quite like bedsocks to keep you toasty warm on a cold night >lol<
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..oops, sorry, Noisy - I forgot you were a lady ;-)
Cap'n Bule, I've not seen Stalwart round and abouts of late, perhaps he's taking shore leave?
Glad you've recovered from your enema, thanks for sharing >yikes<
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Hello NoiseyWorld
I'm sorry I forgot you were in your cabain when I called Kizzy Kazaer token. Make sure you do'nt loose the spare kitchen key or Sir Cumefrence will NOT be happy with you + I assume our >angel< kindly head chef leave's a few vegatble nibble's out for your midnight forage >whistle<
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Kizzy: I aim for many things in life but being a lady >lol< WAAAAAY outside my aspirations >whistle<
Bule: I guard the key with my life/stomach lol Sir C doesn't often leave vegetables out but I know where the ice-cream's kept >biggrin<
btw I don't mind being mistaken for a guy really, I was just making sure Kizzy didn't feel alone ;-)
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Hello NoiseyWorld
Are you like me + just love strawberry flaveord ice cream made with fresh strawberry's in the hyponic's garden we have a giant manue/compost heap after the hunky filapeno guy's did the shit shovelling in the cow shed's yesterday. BTW I'm looking for deep water port's in Indea as that is to be our next port of call
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*wakes up and goes on deck*
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Good Morning nessarose (sleepy head)
If you look through these binocular's you can just see the port of Dhamra this is where we are going next (quick pull your dressing gown shut we do'nt want Sir Cumefrence oogle-ing your birthday suit he might get the wrong idea) >devil<. Then Kizzy Kazaer (disapline offecer) will have to get busy with her fly swat
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Chance would be a fine thing...
Nice to see you out and about, Nessarose >biggrin<
Noisy, for your sisterly support in this male-dominated environment, you can share my >chocolate< stash any time >whistle<
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Hello NoiseyWorld
A word to the wise if you go to Kizzy Kazaer's cabain to find some choclate you will have to fight your way through a mountain of shoe's I know this because my never ending credit card has been audiblely groanning under the strain of been too flexable in a lot of department store's (ha ha ha) >thumbsup<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I've just found Stalwart lurking in DISABLITY Q+A so I left him a message to say his navigation skill's were needed on the happyness As captain I NEVER gave him leave (mutiney dis-obeying direct border's). We need more than a fly swat + I thought Sir Cunefrence was a saliwag but he us an ANGEL >angel<comparred to Stalwart >devil< >devil< >devil< >devil< >devil< >devil< >devil< >devil<
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Yes, I saw that post - I guess we have to just be patient and let Stalwart come back in his own time; in the meanwhile, the ship is equipped with very good navigation systems >thumbsup<
What's this about shoe mountains in my cabin? I'm not a WAG**, you know ;-) Give me a comfy pair of slippers or trainers any day to some of the ghastly 'fashion' footwear I see round and abouts...
**'wives and girlfriends' of highly paid individuals such as footballers, mainly
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oh gosh the heels on shoes these day are awful. hey captian leave kizzy alone !
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Not just the heels; those clumpy front parts (like the old 'platform' shoes) look totally ugly and ridiculous >doh<
hey captian leave kizzy alone !
>lol< The Captain likes his little jokes ..
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Hello nessarose
I was NOT INTENTIONAL been rude to my most respected +apperisatted first officer but I can see how at first glance you might think that so sorry for leading you up the garden path
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer >rose< >rose< >rose<
I have just employed a native (of this bay to pilot the ship in to Dhamra) so we can start to educate the population of this sub continent about INTER-GRATING every disabled person in to able bodied culture + how society dos'nt revolvre around money (Aerimrica has a lot to answer for with the almighty dollar/making a quick buck)
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Sorry, haven't been too good lately >sick<
May I suggest we head over to Bangladesh to Chittagong next.
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Hello Stalwart
Am I very glad to see you back to full health as Captain ill health has to take a back seat this is why I ask Kizzy Kazaer to take over when I'm on respite. Dhamra is not to far from Bangladesh so YES we can berth in Chittagong in a few day's time
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Thanks for the lovely roses, Cap'n Bule >love<
Wotcha, Stalwart, good to see you back on board <salutes>
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Hey Kizzy, I wouldn't worry about your >chocolate< stash, I don't eat it- >yikes< Shocking I know! I agree on the stupid shoes too, how the flip are you meant to walk in those things? >doh<
Bule: I haven't eaten strawberry ice cream in AGES! Really want some now >lol< My current addiction is Fairly Nuts Ice-Cream (by Ben and Jerrys) BLISS >biggrin<
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Noisy, I think there's someone else on the board who doesn't eat chocolate, but I can't remember who - I just cannot imagine a life without the sweet brown stuff! Still, seems like you enjoy other treats ;-) The ice-cream sounds divine...<drool>
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Hello NoiseyWorld
I think you need a balance pole (tight rope walker) in some (so called fashion shoes (death trap's).Eric can take his little helicopter to go get you some fairly's nut flavord Ben + Jerry's ice cream he has a few cool box's >thumbsup<
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
As you are very knowlagble about food I think you will know that curry is a dish that was invented/created in England but over developed in INDEA + brought back to ENGLAND as take away's >thumbsdown<
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Hello Stalwart
Use-ing your excepitol navigational skill's will you please take us to Chittagong it is a deep water port + I want to show off to the container ship's just how well orgainnisd we are , we want a very good reputation to go befure us because we aew teaching the Wold about inter-gratin + FAIR play NOT FAIR with finaceal condtion's like !!!!!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! banker's who have no moral consunio's thier heart's are replaced with cash registar's as proved be the recent resion
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Kizzy- that does ring a bell, I used to know who it was but I've forgotten >doh< I was a chocolate devotee before a homeopath suggested I try to not eat it and I really don't miss it any more!
Thanking you Cap'n (and Eric) that would be delightful and I promise I'll share ;-)
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Hello NoiseyWorrld
THANKYOU for the choclate's Eric has taken a very large box of choc's because he said he had to fly around a tropical storm he thought THOR viking god of was was very angrey with him but he was'nt as Eric safely landed on the HAPPYNESS in one piece but that his danger reward.
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Hi ho hi ho it's off to Chittagong we go
BTW it was probably me re the chocolate, I've never been particularly fond of it, I could go years without eating it.
Until I became diabetic, now I keep looking at it >doh<
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Hello Stalwart
THANKYOU for taking us to Chittagong + berthing the ship but word's can not express my gratitude
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Hi everyone.
Been laid up. >sick<
Have been told to drink lots of >tea<
and eat plenty of. >chocolate<
So if Kizzy is not around, maybe she won't miss a couple of bars. >biggrin<
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*cough*
I'll let you off, seeing as you've been poorly and all that... Never let it be said that I have a heart of stone >biggrin<
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Aww, >thankyou<
Can we brighten the sky with some fireworks. Might cheer the locals up. >whistle<
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Hello Suessad
I was amazed ((gob smacked) at the large amout of milk + plain choc + other varite's of choc Eric brought back + he was towing an airship loaded up with choc he has got great initve
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
That is a nice gesture to let Stalwart off a THAWKING he has got us safely in to Chittagong
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Hello Suessad
YES IT IS A FANTASTIC IDEA TO HAVE A VERY GIGANTIC FIREWORK PARTY
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Hello Suessad
Get your camra + binocular's as the mountain's + river's around the outskirt's of Chittagong are spectacular. I meeting myself comming back (rushed off my feet/wheel's I'm very glad has a well organised maintance/repair shop for keeping all buggy's in tip top condtion
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Hello Suessad
I've just noticed I missed the word Eric in the above post >doh<where I talk about him in the maintance/repair shop
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Hi Bule. Yes Eric does a good job on the lift up to the crows nest too.
I'm just taking my >tea< >chocolate< and binoculars, up there now to see those mountains.
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Hello Suesad
Some of those mountain's are snow capped + in the clear blue sky's look like giant dimond ring's glinting in the sun so with a cup of Yorkshire tea + a large bar of choclate in the enclosed observation tower
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***** Early supper *****
Leek and potato soup
Leg of Iron
Potatoes Boulangere
Cauliflower cheese
Roast parsnip
Queen of Puddings
Kawfee. Mini crunchies.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Excuse me but in the early supper Menu there is something called LEG OF IORN I think that might be a spelling mistake or did you put it to see who read's your menu + take's notice of your menu's because I do NOTtake your culenry for granted
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Evening Sir C. Please may I have a roast parsnip, a mini crunchy and a cup of tea.
I'll miss out the leg of iron as my teeth are not so good. >whistle<
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I can only think of the poster, Legiron.
Are we supposed to be practicing cannibalism now?
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
As captain if I thourght anyone was even thinking of canablism I would order Eric the vilonet viking to grusilumly torture that sick indevidual then I would put them in the nearst high seucrity prison for the rest of thier natural life (I try to be a nice captain but I can be very hard)
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I can only think of the poster, Legiron.
Are we supposed to be practicing cannibalism now?
Sir C wouldn't do that, would he. >yikes<
I've seen tomorrows menu and he has rat pie. Not sure I want any. >whistle<
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>lol< >lol< < bleurgh >
Hello Kizzy Kazaer
As captain if I thourght anyone was even thinking of canablism I would order Eric the vilonet viking to grusilumly torture that sick indevidual then I would put them in the nearst high seucrity prison for the rest of thier natural life (I try to be a nice captain but I can be very hard)
Cor blimey oh-riley, Cap'n Bule, there's no messing with you >biggrin<
I've had a tiring day with one thing and another >whistle< so I shall retire gracefully to my cabin >angel<
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Thud..Thud.
Nope that's not graceful. But as I'm now alone. ;-)
Yummy. >chocolate< >chocolate<
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http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/the-way-we-eat-now-victorian-puddings-return-6428251.html
Leave plenty of space.
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Stalwart, on your next shopping expedition will you please bring back some Sea Muscatels and some Stoned Buckthorne Juice so that I can make some of the above puddings.
Thank you.
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I've never heard of sea muscatel, do you mean just muscatel the grape?
As for sea buckthorn no way it's far too expensive to cook with, the juice is £20 for 750gm and the oil!!!! You'll be wanting to serve real gold flake next.
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer >hugs< >rose< >rose< >bighugs<
As a very efficent 1st officer <star> you have NO NEED[/b to fear my tough policys
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Hello Suessad
Gorgue your self silly on choclate now Kizzy Kazaer as retired to her cabain !
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
If you serve rat pie I will ask Eric to use the rack/thumb screws ect while I'm wear a supasillios smirk on my face (get my drift !)
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Normally we fight an ongoing battle with the rats, just like The Daily Mail does with crips.
The recent cold snap seems to have killed off a lot of them, but the horoscopes are written months in advance, so no change there.
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>tah< for the lovely warm hug, >captain< - but please don't let Suessad go too wild with me stash >yikes<
Eric, put those thumbscrews down...
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Hello Suessad
Gorgue your self silly on choclate now Kizzy Kazaer as retired to her cabain !
Thanks cap'n. I did, then the sea got a little rough.
I'll be in my cabin if needed. >pukey smilie<
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
About fighting rat's like the Daily Heil with crip's I guess the word is mightyer than the sword if the techneic is right
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Using my blue buggy + a miryad of lift's I got down to Eric's dingy workshop + with much debate (dribbel) I managed to persude him to put his thumb screws away. Now I'll go talk to Suessad about returning 51% of your chocy stash ?
Oooo the work of a Captain ! it is like the work of a kinder-garden teacher (wringing my hand's)
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Hello Suessad
Ow ! Do you need Dr House ? he might need a stomac pump from the look of you. I think it will be wise if I take the box'es of unopenned choclate's back to Kizzy (squirral hording) Kazaer cabain + I hope this teach's you not to scoff so many choc's.
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She had as much as 51 per cent?? >yikes<
A stomach pump sounds a bit harsh, though - perhaps some milk of magnesia....and no supper tonight!
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Not 51%. Erm 100%. But, The cap'n returned 51% means I ate 49%. >whistle<
I went to see Dr House, took one look in his surgery and I >runforthehills<
Feeling much better now but, please Kizzy can you lock the rest away until Saturday.
That's the day after the dentist. Hope I'm still smiling. >erm<
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Eurgh, dentists >yikes< Wishing you all the best with that ...
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Hello Suessad
I am very glad to see a normal colour slowly returning to your complexion + ouch about your vist to the dentist but it will remind you to brush your teeth (toosy peg's) twice a day, go for regular check up's + leave Kizzy Kazaer's chocy stash alone
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
One good thing for Suessad all the choc acted as a laxative so it has purged her bowl's + Dr House is pleased with her effort (you will be pleased I used NO toilet hummor as I will not lower the tone of this thread)
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Thanks for the info, Cap'n - I think >erm<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
As captain I'm an officer + gentalman so NOtoilet hummor Sir Cumefrence + Stalwart will be disappointed.
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***** Tea trolley *****
Egg and cress sandwiches
Smoked salmon sandwiches
Mushroom vol-au-vents (warm)
Battenburg
Chocolate eclairs
Eccles cakes
Flapjacks
Seville cake
Tea: PG Tips; Earl Grey; mint; camomile
During tea time, a seasonal poetry recital will be given by The Captain.
Take it away Bule!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
As captain I'm an officer + gentalman so NOtoilet hummor Sir Cumefrence + Stalwart will be disappointed.
I'm a lady, so no comment. >angel<
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Good evening Sir C, your egg & cress sandwiches were very nice thankyou.
I'll just have another Earl Grey while I wait for the cap'n's recital. >tea<
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He's looking through Poetbay online for something suitable to read to us.
We may be here for some months, so I'll mash another urn of tea and do some more sandwiches.
Stalwart, haul the tarpaulin and prepare to winter here.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Your job as head chef is never ending just like a busy Captain who has not had time to read poetbay as I've been decidding where else on this sub-contiant we should go with our hippie style message of intergation, harmont,love +peace type message (brother) + as soon as Stalwart grace's us with his presence ! we can travel to Goa
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Thanks for the mashed tea Sir C. >tea<
Cap'n Goa sounds lovely. I had a friend who opened a hotel there, invited me anytime I would like a holiday.
I'll phone him and see if he can accommodate us all while we teach them the needs for lifts and ramps etc.
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Hello Suessad
Sir Cumefrence has a stash of Yorkshire in the kitchen + a tank of Yorkshire water I'll take some pressure off him (he work's very hard) I'll make a mug of tea then we can both take the lift up to the observation post + just gawp at the secenry
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I got a poetry book from my Czech for my birthday, as it happens, but I've been so busy and tired lately, I haven't had chance to look at it...
Tis a book of Love Poetry, though >blush< so perhaps it is best to look at it on Tuesday anyway ;-)
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Looks like Prabhakari has thrown in the towel. Must have been the barnacle risotto that tipped him over the edge.
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Harrrrrr, that's what you fink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We barnacles are quietly plotting.... er, something.
I will let you know what it is when our braincell starts working.
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Hello Prabhakari
As we are in dry dock here in Goa I'm having the under water hull of the HAPPYNESS scrapped,sand blasted + disinfected then re-tarred so we get rid of all barnell's + all infection's that might cause the return of barnecl's as they slowing the ship down + dis-rupting the solar enagy collected/output
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Friends and family all gone.
They like Goa.
They have gone to meet their friends, the Portuguese men 'o war.
Meanwhile, I have decamped to the rudder.
I promise to be good. Cross my pseudofoot.
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I'm having the under water hull of the HAPPYNESS scrapped,sand blasted + disinfected then re-tarred"
Why restrict it to the under water hull? I suggest you go the whole hog and do the whole ship, with the passengers on board. We can be tarred, preserved and fossilised. In a million years we may be excavated by archaeologists, and future generations will learn how we lived in 2012. We will be legends. Revered, praised and idolised.
PS As we are in dry dock can we dismount and explore Goa?
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
YES YOU + ANY OTHER CREW MEMBER CAN GO ASHORE + FROLLIC TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT our mission is full + total inter gration + harmony with able bodied scoiety so go foruth + let your hair down but try + respect local culture.
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I'm off for some fish curry >run<
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Hello Stalwart
I hope I'm not around when you come back from a fish curry because your avator of a skunk + that animal's reputation for smelling combiend with gases given off by a gut after eating fish >erm< >whistle<
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Help yourselves to the gas masks I keep in my cabin - I've got used to unwanted wind round here >erm<
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The quiet, tranquil, peaceful and serene barnacle is a vegan, and creates far less noxious fumes than some humans.
Peace and Love >stickouttongue<
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Hello Prabhakari
I will leave your vegaterion barnecal alone if it is happy to live in solatry I have heard how fast you can bred + I do'nt want them slowing the speed/efficance of the ship + I'm happy for you to voice an opinean now + again >erm<
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I shall stay quiet.
The ship's barnacle was part of a joke thread in Mustardland.
I can see that such threads do not work here.
Sorry for misunderstanding.
Prabhakari.
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Hello Parbhakari
Apolagise's fully accepted
I want this thread to start a serious round of discousion's in Parliment about better intergation after all we have a dual/tripal party(Conservertive + Libral + Democrat's) in 10 Downning street + if they can intergrate then why not the men + women in scoiety.
Did'nt Democrat's start in the Labour party ?
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"The ship's barnacle was part of a joke thread in Mustardland.
I can see that such threads do not work here."
Once upon a time. I like barnacle news and life, although they have to be kept under control or the ship would sink under the weight of their shells.
PS are you Burpy in disguise?
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
It do'es sound like a subtle thing that Burpy might do ! I enjoyed the honey in my porridge this morning I think I will try an elephant ride to explore the countryside around Goa this morning after breakfast
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Hello Stalwart
I've just learnt the harbour here in Goa is called Vasco de Garma after the great Portargesse explorer who founded America after Sir Franessic drake
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I shall stay quiet.
The ship's barnacle was part of a joke thread in Mustardland.
I can see that such threads do not work here.
Sorry for misunderstanding.
Prabhakari.
Not sure why you think it's not working here - we have a laugh, a banter and plenty of nonsense on this thread >biggrin<
Burpy was a BBC Ouch! poster a couple of years back, by the way, and you don't sound like her at all, so I don't know what the other two are on about >erm< Must be something in the water....
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They've probably had too much vindaloo...............(burpy)
Vindaloo means meat cooked with wine but vinegar is used nowadays.
Goa used to be a colony of Portugal.
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Hello Stalwart
Thankyou for telling me what vinderloo is meat soaked in wine (you are a fount of knowledge + I appreciate what you can teach your Captain
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to this thread as we started 4 years ago on 13th Febuary 2008 at the time we were on the BBC web site
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Wow, four years - that's well impressive >magicfairy<
Many Happy Returns to the Happyness and all who sail in her >cake< >magic< >bubbly<
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>cake< >chocolate< >gift<
Happy Birthday to the good ship Happyness >magic< and hope all who sail in her >captain< have a fantastic celebration party. >biggrin<
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Thank you muchly, Seegee - our entertainments officer is SashaQ, it will be interesting to see what he comes up with to mark this momentous occasion >biggrin<
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Hello Sunshine meadow's/Kizzy Kazaer
I've just tryed 3x to send a photo of myself so the crew can see what their leader look's like I addressed it www.OuchToo.org but each time I was told it was not formatted correctly but I put the dot's in the correct place + I inculed the Capital letter's so could one of you send a link to my e-mail address
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I've sent you a direct link to this thread, Cap'n - sorry I don't know any more about uploading photos >doh<
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Slightly belated Happy Birthday to the Good Ship Happyness >magicfairy<
(http://www.patisserie-valerie.co.uk/products/300x300/c3.jpg)
Virtual cake for everyone!
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Also I promised you all a poem from my new book >magicfairy<
Valentine by Wendy Cope (http://www.lovepoems-lovepoetry.com/valentine-by-wendy-cope/)
>rose< >biggrin<
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I forgot about the ship's birthday. As well it is grounded and being re-tarred.
OK,
**** Romantic late nite supper a deux, or however many turn up ****
Oysters
Champagne sorbet
Industrial-strength codeine OR Viagra
>blush<
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"I think I will try an elephant ride to explore the countryside around Goa this morning after breakfast"
Dear Captain. I am pleased that you enjoyed your ride but if you think you are bringing her on board you can think again. I know you are the captain, but enough is enough.
We do not have enough straw and apples and if you think I am shovelling dung 24/7 you can think again. Also her jumbo feet will not be able to cope with the rope ladder.
Don't even think about it. She is NOT your new friend. That is my final word.
Sir Cumference
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Aye AYe captain I be done the upload as Ye requested.
(http://ouchtoo.org/coppermine/albums/userpics/normal_Captain_Bule.jpg)
:-)
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Good Morning Sunshine Meadows
I want to say a VERY BIG THANKYOU for publishing my photo
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Hello Sasha
Sorry for not getting back sooner but I slept like a log after a wonderful ship's birthday party + Sunshine Meadow's for publishing my photo in this long lasting thread when I started it I thought knowing my luck it will only last a few month's at the most so 4 years or 48 month's later I'm amazed it is still going strong
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Mucho thanks to Msr Sasha and Sir C for providing the party fare - but who ate all the Viagra??
Pleased to make your acquaintance at last, Cap'n >thumbsup<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I don't belive in artifical aid's like viagra I think you hurt your self (self respect) + then you tend to reley on substitute's. Was you aware Eric was known as Eric bloody battle axe as he hated people making fun of his limp + crocked arm (hate crime). But on this ship POSITVETYrule's suprime + every one encorage's each other or I tickle them mercyless. Going around Goa, Eric is my body gaurd, he has made a few thug's impaired swinging with his double headed battle axe as they wanted to abducte me + sell me to an ill-legal sweat shop making clouth's for a chain dept (profit mercainer's) Eric + I are systematicly going through INDEA destroying sweat shop's as they are exploting disabled + vunrable people
A lot of the scum managing these festering den's of inequity have since lost an
arm/leg thank's to Eric's axe some thug's who oppessed Eric have lost their
head's (litterly)
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Ain't he cute. Lovely photo bule. >cool<
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Hello Suessad
It was Heather TS who introducde Eric bloody battle axe just after she had been to the Jorvick viking center in York I've been there myself so I knoe Eric was an impaired person + I can understand how he felt about about his disability when people made fun/mockery about his disability (it hurt his pride/dignety/self respect)
I'm glad you like my photo I think I look young for 56 nearly 57
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Hello Suessad
A lot of people think viking's were cow horn helmet wearing warrior just maurding their way through Euorpe but in fact they were skilled artisan's/jewerly maker's + they developed the first naviation compass it was the Victoran gouth's who thought viking's were pig ignorant savagee's (enough history lesseon's)
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
You can put your fear's about Jumbo to one side I NEVEReven thought about bringing Jumbo aboard the HAPPYNESS
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Hello Sasha
Sorry for not getting back sooner but I slept like a log after a wonderful ship's birthday party + Sunshine Meadow's for publishing my photo in this long lasting thread when I started it I thought knowing my luck it will only last a few month's at the most so 4 years or 48 month's later I'm amazed it is still going strong
Hello Captain >biggrin< Very handsome photo, if I may say so >thumbsup<
Viagra matches the colour of my hat >lol< but I agree with you - nature is good enough for me
>thumbsup< >blush<
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Hello Sasha
Dr House has put Sir Cumefrence + Stalwart on bed rest in a darken room as their blood pressure sky rocketted after that NON senseable viagra party they both desevre the gigantic head-ache's/hang over's they have. I've just been reckless + let Kizzy Kazaer + intrested party's go shopping in Goa with my never ending credit card >doh<
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Yes, and I am staying in this darkened room until you get rid of that elephant.
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***** Tea trolley *****
The tea trolley has been wheel-clamped indefinitely.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
The elephant has been released in to an Elephant resve but I have had some dropping's/manue put on the hydoponac garden to help with fruit + veg grow so you can have fresh food to cook with (I consider you)
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I have asked Eric to use pressuresd bolt cutter's to release the tea trolly as your Captain would like a beef stake, new patoe's, cabbage, with lashing's of gravey followed by fresh fruit salad with fresh cream + a mug of Yorkshire tea
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a beef stake, new patoe's, cabbage, with lashing's of gravey
Er... you don't normally get that off a tea trolley >whistle<
I brought back a huge bag of cashew nuts - a Goan speciality - to nibble in the absence of a decent meal ..
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I was checking on our passanger's who got on board in Queensland South East Austrila Ozzy Bruce was telling me how a fight with a Kanagaro put him in a wheelchair it had knoocked sheep shearer Bruce over a cliff + he broke their back below the waist but they were still able to use their arm's + hand's + time slipped away + I missed lunch
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Those Cushew nut's are filling a hole until you know who pull's thier podgey finger out regard's grub time. Dr House relesed him from his sick bed a few hours ago + the viagra has done no lasting damage regard's blood pressure + erection's so the female crew + passenger's have nothing to worry about but he want's to keep Stalwart in another 24 hours
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Good Morning Stalwart
It is good to see you up on deck this morning Dr House has said you was as high as a kite when you + Sir Cumefrence were first admitted to the sick bay I hope this episode has taught you pill party's only end up reciving the (over rated) bed side comfort's of rassally Dr House + I do'nt think you want to do it again
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I am putting the shell's of the Cursweh nut's on the compost heap where Jumbo has made the largest controbution it all rot's down to be spread on our organic garden this ship has both old + new technolagie's for the comfort of our edcation producing crew for a more tolarant + intergrated society
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Er, Cap'n - is our own *ahem*! waste recycled as well in some way?
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
YES human waste is put in to coverred compost bin as I know very well how smelly it can be that is why the aromma pipe is tall so the smell blow's high above the ship.
You phrased the question in an ino-offensive way I know a few crew member's who would of been more blunt (*******)
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
YES human waste is put in to coverred compost bin as I know very well how smelly it can be that is why the aromma pipe is tall so the smell blow's high above the ship.
You phrased the question in an ino-offensive way I know a few crew member's who would of been more blunt (*******)
Maybe above the ship but, not above the crows nest. >erm<
Kizzy being polite. >whatarelief< >lol<
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Hello Suessad
The crow's nest/obsavation deck is surroded by a perpex dome for comfort + has a lift to get there from the deck (equal oppatunitys for people with mobilty problems) there is a clean air filter built in to the transparnt dome only problem up there is Sir Cumefrence + Stalwart keep a stash of girley book's up there (they think I do'nt know but I have the bits + pieces of a red blooded male I've got nothing against naked bodys but I do HATE explotaion
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*** Supper Menu ***
Pancake with Cheese
Pancake with Baked Beans
Pancake with Cheese and Baked Beans
Pancake with Lemon
Pancake with Lemon and Sugar
Crepe Suzette
>biggrin<
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Msr Sasha, how jolly spiffing to see you - and I've just remembered it's Shrove Tuesday. Now why should that be? ;-)
>tah< for feeding us >thumbsup< A belated Valentine's rose >rose<
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Kizzy being polite. >whatarelief< >lol<
>raspberry<
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Dear Sasha
Thank you for doing the menu. As you know the tea trolley has been wheel clamped in protest, so I am not doing any more cooking until further notice.
However, tomorrow is Ash Wednesday, so I may change my mind.
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Hello SashaQ
It is good to see you posting on deck Eric has used the hydrilic bolt cutter's to free Sir Cumfrence's re-enforced food trolly with ball's instead of wheel's wich increase the smooth/corner taking mobilty + as Captain I never athorised any one to wheel clamp the trolly. But as I have a sweet tooth I was disappointed that there was no golden syrup for the pancakes
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Oh dear, I see Sir C. burnt the toast again. >lol<
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Kizzy being polite. >whatarelief< >lol<
>raspberry<
Make mine a bowl full, with cream please. >lol<
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>tah< for feeding us >thumbsup< A belated Valentine's rose >rose<
My pleasure, Kizzy - I was very impressed with my pancake-making yesterday, so I thought I would share them with everyone >thumbsup< >biggrin<
>blush< Merci for the rose, too >rose< >love<
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Hello Captain
I was disappointed that there was no golden syrup for the pancakes
Sorry about that - I have very traditional taste in pancakes, so that's all I had on offer...
And very delicious they were too >biggrin<
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Hello Sasha
I am particall to Lemon juice so I'll scoff a lot of them + some advice add melted toffee as you take them from the pan. I will not try to toss them I've lost a few to the floor before to-day.
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Aah, a nice cup of luke warm tea. >tea<
A nasty man stole 2 of my teeth. He didn't even offer them back to go under my pillow for the tooth fairy. >erm<
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**** The tea trestle table ****
Salmon and cucumber sandwiches
Egg and cress sandwiches
Advanced crisps
Coffee meringues
Battenburg
Seed cake
Millionaires shortbread
Earl Grey or PG Tips
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What in the name of blue cheese are 'advanced crisps'?
A nasty man stole 2 of my teeth. He didn't even offer them back to go under my pillow for the tooth fairy.
Ah, but were they teeth worth keeping if you were in discomfort?
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Those salmon & cucumber sandwiches without the crusts, where tasty.
What in the name of blue cheese are 'advanced crisps'?
A nasty man stole 2 of my teeth. He didn't even offer them back to go under my pillow for the tooth fairy.
Ah, but were they teeth worth keeping if you were in discomfort?
Only for the tooth fairy. >biggrin<
Did you know kids get 50p per tooth these days. >erm<
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Well, even Fairyland isn't immune from the creeping effects of inflation, you know ;-)
I liked the Millionaire's Shortbread best of all off that trolley - I hope between us we left enough for the Captain >blush<
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You mean the Cap'n hasn't eaten. >yikes<
I better take this battenburg up to the crows nest before he returns. >runforthehills<
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
WOT NO Yorkshire tea on the trolly we are carrying a LARGE TANK full of Yorkshire water to compliment Yorkshire tea. I think I will have to consifacte your colletion of blow tickler's for a few week's >devil<
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Regard's the photo of the burnning ship you posted on 21st Febuary I can tell all the plank's of the happyness were treated with fire rediret that was a legal requirement as we are solar powered so we will not burst in flame's here in the harbour of Chittagong INDEA.When esteamed navigator come's back from one of his ledgenroy walk abouts I will ask to plot a course to Brazil >biggrin<
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Hello Suessad
You can scoff Batten-burg cake (all you like !) just as long as you leave the chocelate coated flap-jack for me to enjoy with the Yorkshire tea I got myself because Sir ----- neglected his favorite Captain again >angry<
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Hello Suessad
You can have the cucumber from my samolon + cucumber sandwich's as I do'nt like cucmber
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Capt,
Brazils a long way how about Madagascar
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Hello Suessad
You can have the cucumber from my samolon + cucumber sandwich's as I do'nt like cucmber
Aaw Thank you Cap'n.
PS. you can call me sue if it's easier to type in. ;-)
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Capt,
Brazils a long way how about Madagascar
Is that wise. Those pirates might take Sir C's magazines away from him. >whistle<
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Hello Stalwart
YESMadagascer is just fine (am I glad you are on board because my navigation is PANTS + I do'nt care who know's that because I like to be honest
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Hello Sue
I'm glad you have lost the sad Sir Cumefrence try's my patance but on the whole I'm glad he is with us on the HAPPYNESS it would be borring if we were all the same ! (+ he does make exciddinly good cake's)
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Advanced crisps
Are they the ones you find at the back of the cupboard (best before last month) a few days after you finished the last packet of your favourite flavour? >blush< I found a couple of packets of those last week...
Earl Grey, PG Tips or Yorkshire Tea - what a choice... All excellent in their own way...
An Earl Grey will be pleasantly fragrant for this evening, I think >thumbsup< >biggrin<
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Are they the ones you find at the back of the cupboard (best before last month) a few days after you finished the last packet of your favourite flavour?
>lol< that'd be about right >whistle<
Another strange phrase is doing my head in today, courtesy of the >captain< :
I think I will have to consifacte your colletion of blow tickler's for a few week's
'Blow ticklers'?? >yikes<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
An education (A blow tickler is the rolled up paper tube so when the whisle is blown it straighten's out with a tickling feather on the end) they are popular at children's birthday party's (there was nothing kinky in the Captain's post)
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Our ship is made of fire retident wood + solar powered because your Captain want's to be enviromentaly friendly that is why all our food is organic + a covered compost heap, wind turbine's, re-cycling bin's
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(there was nothing kinky in the Captain's post)
It's my gutter mind >blush<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Apolagie's accepted (gutter mind)
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Hello Stalwart >fingerscrossed<
I think as we go to Madagascer we can berth in Tanambo + go to Toliora + arose the passion's of impaired people of Madagascer to inter-grate in to Main stream scoiaty E.G public transport, all public/civil building's (shop's/supermarket's, more dropped kerb's with tactial surface's. Disabled people taking leading role's in T.V play's, film's + radio show's all of which impaired people write/direct + produce + are M.P's in the govt
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(there was nothing kinky in the Captain's post)
It's my gutter mind >blush<
Who pinched the fly swatter. >whistle<
Tea for two. If someone's joining me, or two for me if not. >biggrin< >tea< >tea<
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Hello Sue
Will you come + join me in my quarter's for tea ? (you are very privlaged to join me in my private cabain but I'm very pleased to see how you have become much more cheerful on our round the World trip to enlighten Able Bodied ignorant people on the VALUE Disabled people in this global village we call Earth >hugs<
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I see. Does this mean you have your own tea arrangements, or have you been stockpiling snaffled battenburg and macaroons? I noticed there were no leftovers the other day.
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Hello Sue
Will you come + join me in my quarter's for tea ? (you are very privlaged to join me in my private cabain but I'm very pleased to see how you have become much more cheerful on our round the World trip to enlighten Able Bodied ignorant people on the VALUE Disabled people in this global village we call Earth >hugs<
Cap'n it would be a privelege to join you but, I'm in the crows nest and the lift won't move. HELP.. >lol<
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Hello Sue
I will ask Eric our maintince man to repair the lift immeaditaly he's repairring Sir Cumefrence's buggy after he + Stalwart had a confratation/crash while they were racing you proberly saw them as you looked down from the observation port/deck + I think you might of seen the air turn blue with confertation while they were trying to decide who was to blame (juvirnel deligutes)
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
YES It is one of the Captain's perk's to stock pile his favorite goodie's as I have to be RESPONSIBLE for my loyal + trust-worthy crew whose antic's often give me the Hebeejibees
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Hello all crew
Your Captain has some FANTASTIC NEWS in real life the shake/tremmor in my left arm has been reduce-ing for the last 2 month's so it hang's like a limp dish rag from my shoulder the same as my left leg so in celabration I will pay for the whole crew to go to a local alcohol bar to get durnk with the inevertable hang over tomorrow
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>biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin< >magicfairy< >magicfairy< >magicfairy< >magicfairy< >magicfairy<
At last!
Well done, Captain. >star< >star< >star< >rainbow< >rainbow< >rainbow<
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>cheers< >run< >thankyou< >taz< >bigfoot< >flying< >beer< >beer< >beer< >beer< >beer< >beer< >beer< >beer< >beer< >beer< >beer< >beer< >bubbly< >bubbly< >bubbly< >bubbly< >bubbly< >bubbly< >bubbly< >bubbly< >taz< >bigfoot< >flying<
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Nearly missed this >doh<
Congratulations, Cap'n Bule >hugs< - I am guessing you need someone to stay sober, though - I don't mind being like the 'nominated driver' ;-)
Or should I pitch in and end up falling over with the rest of 'em? >devil<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
After reading the latest update on my never ending credit card iI think you shoud remain sober + be the nomantied driver as I think your organ's can do with a night off + sober/senceable driver are much apperciated here on the island
NO HARD FEELING'S
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Hello all crew
Your Captain has some FANTASTIC NEWS in real life the shake/tremmor in my left arm has been reduce-ing for the last 2 month's so it hang's like a limp dish rag from my shoulder the same as my left leg so in celabration I will pay for the whole crew to go to a local alcohol bar to get durnk with the inevertable hang over tomorrow
Great news Cap'n. >hugs<
How did you do it. ?
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Nearly missed this >doh<
Congratulations, Cap'n Bule >hugs< - I am guessing you need someone to stay sober, though - I don't mind being like the 'nominated driver' ;-)
Or should I pitch in and end up falling over with the rest of 'em? >devil<
Oh dear, guess I better not waste these then. >devil<
>bubbly< >bubbly< >bubbly< >bubbly< Cheers. >biggrin<
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I think your organ's can do with a night off
Err - a night off from what, exactly?? >yikes<
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.. just pulling Stalwart out from under the table where he's been unconscious all day...
If anyone's been sick, I'm not clearing it up >angry<
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Hello Sue
You ask how I have reduced the tremmor in my left arm. (1) The surgeon said I might grow better that was 42 year's ago (2) swimming has meant I keep the joint's, loose shoulder/ elbow/wrist. Hip/knee/ankel >angel<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
A night off, I was thinking about your internal organ's (in real life I've lost close family member's to liver solaris + I value my 1st officer
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No worries, Cap'n, no alcohol has passed my lips for a long while now due to being on medication >angel<
Seems the rest of the party-goers are still hidden away nursing their hangovers - I say we send Eric round the cabins with a rousing bugle call (p-a-a-r-p!)
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I will ask Eric to hold/pinch his nose when he plays revalie on his bugel or most of the air the will just blow down + out of his nose + there will be no P. A. R. A P.A.R. A to wake sleeping beuitety (Sir Cumefrence/Stalwart) + what a pair Eric has (lung's)
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**** Supper ****
Chicken and pearl barley (stewed)
Spiced red cabbage
Carrots
Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia frozen yoghurt
As much gin and tonic as you can manage.
Guess what I had for my tea tonight.
>biggrin<
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/feb/19/nigel-slater-grain-nut-recipes
It was variant this
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Hello Sue
You ask how I have reduced the tremmor in my left arm. (1) The surgeon said I might grow better that was 42 year's ago (2) swimming has meant I keep the joint's, loose shoulder/ elbow/wrist. Hip/knee/ankel >angel<
42 years, well guess he was right. >lol<
I'm not allowed exercise but, mine grew better with pills. >bliss<
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With less teeth tonight than last night, I had better take the liquid meal. >whistle<
Sir C. Did you have a stew. ? >lol<
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Hello Sue
Regard's your reduction in teeth you should follow my example brush your teeth 2x a day I do after breakfast + after tea. The dentist is very pleased as he has no work apart from the 6 monthly check up.
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Cap'n I obeyed orders, even used mouth wash. Alas the teeth were ok, just the gums didn't like them. :-(
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Hello Sue
Joking aside I can't imagne the problem's weak/diesead gum's cause so I feel sorry for you.
But this ship is called happyness so let's have a toothy smile >biggrin<
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A toothless smile. >lol<
Thank goodness I'm in the crows nest so no one sees.
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Just don't do anything to gum up the works...
.. sorry, couldn't resist >blush<
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party time >magicfairy<
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Hello nessarose
All our party's are alochol free this do'es NOT interferre with medaction so we have a HAPPY party atmosphere 24/7 >cool<
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Just don't do anything to gum up the works...
.. sorry, couldn't resist >blush<
You little >devil<.. >lol<
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so we can party then
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so we can party then
Hi nessarose.
A party sounds a good idea. Long time since we had one of those. >biggrin<
But, we'll have to wait until Kizzy is asleep, she had so much clearing up a couple of days ago. >whistle<
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Is the chef preparing a special cake for nessarose's birthday? >cake< >gift<
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we'll have to wait until Kizzy is asleep, she had so much clearing up a couple of days ago. >whistle<
I don't mind partying if people clean up after themselves - anyway, aren't I invited? >erm<
Wotcha Seegee, nice of you to drop by >biggrin<
Happy Birthday Nessarose >rose<
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Hello SeeGee
Sir Cumefrence has just borrowed my never ending credit to buy fresh ingredants for neesrose's birthday cake as he insict's on the best ingreadiant's to compliment his very high baking skill's he is a real artist in the kitchen >star<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
It go'se with out saying the No 1 officer or and the captain attend every party on the ship (some one has to look after disaplaine) .>flyswat<
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Or even...
>flyswatter<
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTXCgVGpvfU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTXCgVGpvfU)
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we'll have to wait until Kizzy is asleep, she had so much clearing up a couple of days ago. >whistle<
I don't mind partying if people clean up after themselves - anyway, aren't I invited? >erm<
Of course you are KK. First round's on me. Cheers.
>bubbly< >bubbly< >bubbly< >bubbly<
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Hi nessarose. >rose<
Sorry to say I always find her songs a little too sad to listen to.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEZDP_NVklc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEZDP_NVklc)
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Not bad. Guess I heard several others and missed that one. >blush<
I'm in need of a little refreshment. >tea< >chocolate<
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Hello Sue
The sea is calm + the atmosphere is clear so a perfect day to have a good look around Sir Cumefrence is checking he has the utencil's to prepare tonight's super so if you go now you can avoid his lusty eye's scanning the degrading girly book's >angry<
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**** Tea trolley ****
Hot, buttered crumpets
Sausage rolls
Egg and cress sandwiches
Things on cocktail sticks
Pear and chocolate cake
Flapjacks
Cream meringues
Apricot flan
Macaroons
Mint tea or Yorkshire tea
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I heartedly appullad your well stocked tea trolly with flapjack's + Yorkshire tea Eee ba gum lad that be my favorite brew.
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The hot buttered crumpets were my weakness..
you can avoid his lusty eye's scanning the degrading girly book's >angry<
Naw, he's a Viz man:
http://www.viz.co.uk/
*warning - not for the faint-hearted; somewhat sexist and contains lots of rude words, but their 'Letterbocks' and 'Top Tips' are >lol<
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Sir C, please can I have Things on cocktail sticks to go with my >tea<
Evening Cap'n.
Kizzy, thought they had stopped publishing. >doh<
Extract from said mag. Is this us on our return journey. >lol<
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Hello Sue
The HAPPYNESS is covered with canopy's which are covered with light weight solar pannel's this enagy is stored in battery's + with wire-less technolagy is transmitted to every cabain a large poiton of the enagy is sent to the workshop where the battery's for the buggy's are re-charged over night.The observation/crow's nest is well above the canopy's, Every thing is very well thought out by a considarate Captain
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Stalwart has just started getting girly picture's on the inter-net + printing them off so he + Sir Cumfrence are enjoying some from Austrila (they are very in your face the presation is extreme) met art
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I think you will be pleasently surprised to day any minute now I've arranged for a fleet of wheelchair accessable taxi's to take everyone to Antananariva the capital of Madagascer I've got a taxi with extra surpension for Hurty back + Suessad as the road's are bumpy the roman catholic is magnifict + I do'nt belive in the man made instertion called religon but I do agree with the fellowship
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I wouldn't have expected anything else from such a thoughtful >captain< as yourself, sir!
Madagascar should be interesting - it's home to some animals that aren't found anywhere else:
http://www.wildmadagascar.org/wildlife/animals.html
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
So we can go see the wild life up close Eric + a few engineer's from Madagascer have been fitting catapiller track's + protective roll bar's to our buggy's (Eric did'nt have the abillity to do all the enginerring work himself so now the rough ground of a rain forest is no barrier to the one World we have to share with ignorant, selfish Able Bodied people who think (I'm alright Jack pull the ladder up) leave the scrouging crip's behind. Hurty back + Suessad are enjoying the Cathiraddal built by the roman catholic's
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lol Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I've just been grabbed by a Bamboo Lemur as I went under an over hanging branch in the misty mountain forest but the supped up buggy's Eric created for us with advice from the engaineer's
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I hope the lemur was gentle with you - here's an unusual chap I'd like to meet, looks like a hedgehog on a bad hair day :
http://images.mudfooted.com/streakedtenrec.jpg
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Our supped up buggy's have caused mayham in the country of Madagaser some people here are calling us witch's + wizard's just because we are differnt >angry< >angry< >angry< >angry< >angry< >angry< >angry< >angry<is how these dislexus/ignorant savage's make me feel they are so uncivalised some thing like our one sided aliance govt (just because we do'nt conform to the majorty) The lemur just parted my hair, the hedgehog on a bad hair day is a spiney ant eatter, it has a very long tounge so it can dip a sticky tounge in to a hard to reach ant's nest (distance eating)
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Madagascar. Splendid. I shall stock up on vanilla pods.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
As you collect the fresh vailla pond's will you make gallon's + gallon's of vanilla flavored ice cream :-) >tah< pretty please
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Aaw, He's so cute Kizzy.
>steam<
Think I'm in need of a few >tea< >tea< and >chocolate<
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Sir C I hope you have enough pods. We have to leave soon, another forest is being burnt >steam<
The smell of Ylang-ylang is going to be over powering.
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Hello Suessad
They seek him here ! they seek him there ! (day dream beliver) the ever elusisve capped Captain Hi Ho another pesky fire starter (to capture) Away we go Quick we must cat a wide fire break to ensure the fire run's out of fuel + soak a lot of tree's with sea water to protect these anciant tree's providing a habit to so much flora + fauna with the vinila, choclate (where would we be with NO >steam< >yikes<Chocy) only palm oil tree's (soap/bubble bath + a quick profit)
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I writting to give you adavance notice that on Monday 19th March I've got a week's respite where I would like you to take charge + I was thinking you + Stalwart might like to set sail for another Country I've just had a high chimany added on to Sir Cumfrence's kitchen I had to remove a solar pannel but it doe's remove the smell from burnning vinnal pod's + smell's that leave you feel hunager before meal time's
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The Happyness will be in safe hands, Cap'n < salutes >
I'll let Stalwart decide where we go next if he's around in the next week or so; if not, I'll throw it open for a vote ..
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How about Capetown, check out the penguins.
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Sounds good to me, penguins are some of the most comical birds around >biggrin<
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Het kan me niet schelen. We can practise our dutch too. >lol<
Kizzy can we also go to the mines.
Don't forget.. Diamonds are a girls best friend. >thumbsup<
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Hello Sue
As my respite dos'nt start until 19/3/12 + Eric's little helicopter will take me on 16/3/12 so I will be back in England in time but I will put a good word in with Kizzy Kazaer so you can go to a few differt diamond mine's as well as gold mine's + I know Stalwart has a thing about waddelling penquin's
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Hello Captain >biggrin<
I'm back on board after my shore leave, and very pleased to hear the plans for the next stop - penguins are ace! www.emperor-penguin.com (http://www.emperor-penguin.com/emperor.html)
And here's Queen with their penguin!
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltc7ca7lBY1qks957o1_500.jpg)
Queen I'm Going Slightly Mad video still - Queen members with a penguin sitting on a sofa
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Any excuse for a picture/reference to Queen >lol<
The penguin looks happy enough, though ...
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Hello SashaQ
So glad to see the blue hatted sheep back ready to help Sir Cumfrence in the kitchen our rotunned friend's need's help as he's frazzled/worn out/cream crackerd
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***** Tea trolley *****
Smoked salmon and egg sandwiches
Egg and cress sandwiches
Mushroom vol-au-vents (warm)
Cheese squares on sticks
Cream horns
Bakewell tart
Orange and almond cake
Eccles cakes
Death by chocolate
Death by hurling overboard
PG Tips, Yorkshire tea, Lady Grey.
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
Please can I have smoked samon + egg sandwhichs followed by orange + almound cake with Yorkshire tea (a tip warm the teapot by swishing hot water round the pot empty it before putting the Yorkshire tea bag in + this will greatly improve the flavor).
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Hello suessad
Ask Stalwart to berth at Namdeb D in the south west of South Africa if you + Kizzy Kazaer want to vist a Sparkling Dimound mine while I'm on a week's respite.
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"Hello Sir Cumfrence
Please can I have smoked samon + egg sandwhichs followed by orange + almound cake with Yorkshire tea (a tip warm the teapot by swishing hot water round the pot empty it before putting the Yorkshire tea bag in + this will greatly improve the flavor)."
.... . .. . He's telling me how to brew tea ... . .. . . .
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
I'm SORRY for trying to teach you to brew tea ;-) but it is what my mum do'es do in real life (your captain is not to high + mighty to apolagise)
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Any excuse for a picture/reference to Queen >lol<
The penguin looks happy enough, though ...
>devil< You know me so well ;-)
I was just looking for a picture of Brian May as a penguin, and found a cute video on Youtube instead!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXbq7UT7T9s
>thumbsup< >biggrin<
And here's the classic Queen Penguin moment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuUcdAz4slg (50 seconds in) >lol< "Ooo - what's he doing?!"
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He's probably been locked in for the night by now. Best thing for him. IMHO.
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Morning all. In need of refreshments to help wake me up. >tea< >tea<
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I'm just about to hit the coffee myself....Cheers >biggrin<
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Hi Kizzy. As everyone's having a lie-in, lets treat ourselves.
>tea< >tea< >chocolate< >chocolate<
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Calling Kitchen
Hello Sir Cumefrence
Please pretty Please can I have my breakfast porridge + Yorkshire tea brought up to my cabain as there is a ship wide lie in + I'll bring you breakfast in bed tomorrow plus in 4 day's time Eric is using his turbo charged helicopter to fly me back to England for my respite when Kizzy Kazaer take's charge of the HAPPYNESS
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Has someone seen the tea trolley. >erm<
Hi Cap'n, will it be a case of ' while the cat's away, the mice will play'. >whistle<
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Hello suessad
The tea trolly won't of gone very far Sir Cumefrence keep's a wonkey wheel on the front left up-right so only he know's how to coax the best preformnce he is verry skilled mechaicaly as well as culunraiy (baking) he is a real assect to keeping this ship happy + he's been with me ever since this fairy story started in 2008.
Kizzy Kazaer 1st class 1st officer will keep the ship running smoothly while I'm away btw Eric will take me first thing tomorrow in his turbo charged helicopter so I can get back to England for my respite
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Kizzy Kazaer 1st class 1st officer will keep the ship running smoothly
Is that why I had to fill the urn and wait for it to boil. >whistle<
Cheers. >tea<
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Oops, the time has nearly come for the >captain< to be borne away on his shore leave...
Now, what should I do to keep the place 'ship-shape and Bristol fashion' - start Keep-Fit classes on deck at 6 am every morning?
On second thoughts, p'raps not, that'd be too early for me >yikes< I'm glad someone else is up at sparrow's fart to put the tea on >biggrin<
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>angel< Hello crew I've just fought my way on to the computer here on respite this ship is called HAPPYNESS + one of the benifit's is you just have to CLICK your finger's to light the tea urn + Sir Cumfrence know's that so I think it was his mischivous sense of hummor why he never told you >devil< >devil<
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***** Tea trolley *****
Smoked salmon and egg mayonnaise sandwiches
Roast beef and horseradish sandwiches
Egg and cress sandwiches
Mushroom vol-au-vents
Luxury crisps
Mont blancs
Dundee cake
Strawberry tarts
Macaroons
Peanut cookies
PG Tips, Earl Grey, Yorkshire tea
White serviettes
>biggrin<
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Phew, thank goodness for that - I thought everyone had walked the plank or joined the Captain on shore leave ..
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer (1st officer)
Your Captain is a man of many talent's here on respite there is a children's nursery in the same ground's + this morning I was sat in the play grounnd of the nursery + reading a book to the 2+3 year old children so I'm defently NOT a scarey Captain I'm a >star< no matter what rascelly Sir Cumefrence might say
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***** Supper *****
Smoked haddock gratin
Gratinated potatoes
Parsnip gratin
Gratin of brussels sprouts
Granita
I've got a new recipe book.
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Does it only have a couple of pages? I'm all gratin-ed out...
I'm defently NOT a scarey Captain
We know you're just a big softie really >biggrin<
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*emerges from cabin on to deck in a cloud of overworked-computer steam, and blinks in the sunshine* >cool<
I didn't walk the plank, but I have had a ridiculously busy week, so I'm very glad it's the weekend... >zzz<
I've been in a funny mood food-wise, too >erm< so rather than anything Gratin or... Yorkshire tea
White serviettes
I shall have...
Tea Tray
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Minestrone Soup
Seeded Batch
KitKat
Homemade lemonade
>thumbsup<
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hi everyone, certainly looks like I have landed in the right place take care xx
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Hi buddyboy.
'tis the right place at the right time.
All the top brass are out tonight.
They won't notice a few missing pints. >cheers< >cheers<
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Thanks suessad, I enjoy a nice pint as well so cheers, what does a charter member mean?? xx
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>biggrin<Hello Buddyboy
It is nice to see a new face around I'm glad to vsee you are getting on well with suessad, BTW SashaQ is our bar-man Master of Ceremmony's (he has a loud + clear voice). Sir Cumefrence is our mischefouis (full of fun) Chef, Kizzy Kazaer is the ship's first officer, Eric (the viking) is our Maintiance officer, Stalwart (walk about) is our Navigator, Dr House (is our Medical officer)
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Sasha, what sort of Kit-Kat was it? Chunky? Flavoured in any way? I absolutely adore the peanut butter Chunky versions but haven't seen them around for a long time >crying<
Welcome, Buddyboy >biggrin< - a 'charter member' is anyone who used to post on the old BBC Ouch! board; this board was created when that one closed last summer. How did you find us, out of interest?
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Hi BKF and KK, yes I had heard you were the phoenix of the old ouch, I never looked on the old one so cant comment, but you all seem a happy supportive, understanding, caring crew which is fantastic.
Thankyou for telling me about the charter, I have grey designer highlights so get confused very easily lol, so I promise to disbehave in mountains, but dont tell sunshine,
thankyou for your welcome much appreciated,
I was told about ouchtoo by a member,
if you need someone to bring the dray wagon to the docks im your man xxx
>tah<
>cool<
:-)
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I promise to disbehave in mountains, but dont tell sunshine
>lol<
Just watch out for my dreaded Flyswatter.... >flyswatter<
if you need someone to bring the dray wagon to the docks im your man xxx
I'm sure Cap'n Bule will appreciate that muchly >thumbsup<
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" if you need someone to bring the dray wagon to the docks im your man xxx
>tah< "
Hello buddyboy.
Never mind that. Are you any good at DIY?
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Sasha, what sort of Kit-Kat was it? Chunky? Flavoured in any way? I absolutely adore the peanut butter Chunky versions but haven't seen them around for a long time >crying<
Hi Kizzy - it was just a regular KitKat2 - I'm not keen on the Chunky ones as the chocolate to wafer ratio is different compared to the thin ones. I haven't tried any flavoured ones, though - they might be better... Strange that the peanut butter ones have disappeared - I see the competition is still open. It might be because they were the most popular flavour and sold out quickly, so they may win the competition and turn up again for you soon >biggrin<
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Yes, hello buddyboy - I'll join you for a pint, too, if I may - cheers >cheers<
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I'm not keen on the Chunky ones as the chocolate to wafer ratio is different compared to the thin ones
I know exactly what you mean - I have to be in the right mood for one or t'other... and I shall remain ever-optimistic about the re-appearance of the peanut butter variety. Hope Springs Eternal >magicfairy<
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I can't eat the chunky ones whole, I have to nibble the chocolate off!!!
Fizzbw xx
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer >hugs<
YIPPE I'm back home + I'm thinking we could go to Argantina South America. Able Bodied people do see us at our best (useing our initive to create a bridge bringing our comman intrest's together) we are in the Phillipeane's at the moment so I'm hopping Stalwart 215 has not gone walk about
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Actually we are in South Africa. >whistle<
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Hi Sir Cumference,
Yep I sure am, can open bottles of beer with me teeth, throw people over me shoulder, then throw them of the boat, walking the plank takes up to much valueable drinking time lol and many other talents
xx
>cool< >cool<
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"Yep I sure am, can open bottles of beer with me teeth, throw people over me shoulder, then throw them of the boat, "
Excellent, excellent. >thumbsup< You are exactly the sort of person we need around these parts.
A dentist would also be welcome, but you can't have everything.
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Hello Stalwart
I am very GLAD we have your navigation servies I have to be carefull I do'nt put Sir Cumefrence's nose out of joint/make him jelous he has a terrible temper
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being buddy the builder in my other life, i always have a pair of pliars to hand no dentist needed simples lol
>cool<x
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>yikes<
>runforthehills<
Welcome home, Cap'n >magicfairy<
PS - Fizz, hope to see you gracing the decks again... I'll lay on some >chocolate< >biggrin<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I enjoy the rolling swell's as we cross the sea's the stablizer's help ease the worst excesses of a rough sea I never relised I would miss this underlatting motion so much with the sharp sea air + screeching sea gull's(strange how Sir Cumefrence seem's to have chicken pie with a fishy flavor I wonder) >lol<
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Excellent, excellent. >thumbsup< You are exactly the sort of person we need around these parts.
A dentist would also be welcome, but you can't have everything.
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being buddy the builder in my other life, i always have a pair of pliars to hand no dentist needed <x
Captain Bule this is truly fantastic news. At last.
I propose that we keep quiet about it until The Big Day dawns. We don't want to cause another stampede / mass suicide attempt amongst the crew. Lemon Week was bad enough.
I'll stock up on Meths and bandages and I propose that you dig out your Queensborough boxing gloves, just in case.
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>biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin<
Soon the entire crew will have gnashers as dazzling as mine.
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>biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin<
Soon the entire crew will have gnashers as dazzling as mine.
Yes Please. >cool<
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Kizzy you can still buy them. Just don't eat them all at once. >biggrin<
http://www.cinemasnacks.co.uk/sweets/chocolate-bars/kit-kat-chunky-peanut-butter-24-pack-48g-bars
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
About teeth all crew member's get to see a professenal dentist when ever we dock + I pay with my never ending credit card, both Dr House + myself tell each indervidual person 2x a day to brush their teeth as pliaer's are very barbaric + bloody. Kizzy Kazaer need's to be bribed to brush her teeth
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Very well (retreats to cabin).
Rests for a while.
Looks for 2011 diary
Leafs through a few pages.
Hmmmm
Hmmm
Last mutiny attempt August 2011. Failed
Last duel May 2011. result: Hurricane Brenda stopped play
Feels restless.
Oils drill.
Has an early night.
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Very well (retreats to cabin).
Rests for a while.
Looks for 2011 diary
Leafs through a few pages.
Hmmmm
Hmmm
Last mutiny attempt August 2011. Failed
Last duel May 2011. Result: Hurricane Brenda stopped play
Feels restless.
Oils drill.
Has an early night.
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Good Morning Sir Cumfrence
I see you are cooking a pan of porridge with a pinch of salt to help bring the flavour out + another pan of salt free porridge for people who are in-tollarante to sodim + the pan's are colour coded so we don't get mixed up. Also I'm very pleased you are NOT trying to lead a riot or rebellion you are becomming a role model the rest of the crew can follow
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Hi BKF,
the day is young, he has plenty of time to get upto his usual mischievious lmao
x
>magicfairy<
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Ta muchly for the peanut butter KitKat info, Suessad >thumbsup< >magicfairy<
Kizzy Kazaer need's to be bribed to brush her teeth
No she doesn't, she is a very clean person - how very dare you!! (I really, really want to blow a raspberry now....)
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Kizzy Kazaer need's to be bribed to brush her teeth
No she doesn't, she is a very clean person - how very dare you!! (I really, really want to blow a raspberry now....)
Looking puzzled, scratching head. Erm, Kizzy, What stopped you. >whistle<
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I will get a telling-off from the >captain< if last time is anything to go by (and that raspberry wasn't even aimed at him!!)
You know what a coward I am about getting into trouble >whistle<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Captain bulekingfisher apolagise's for saying she need's bribing to brush your teeth >biggergrin<, just after acceppting a large fish pie from rascualy Sir Cumefrence >doh<
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Hello Stalwart >whistle<
As we left S. Africa 2 day's we are making very good progress on our way to Argaitena >thumbsup< I see a lot of sun bather's on the top deck
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Do you want to stop off in Saint Helena? or Ascension Island
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Hello Stalwart
Long time no see so I trust you had a rewarding walkabout. I think we should go to the Assension's island's to take our non political mission of human inter-gration of disabled + able-bodied people it is an up-hill struggel like trying to get black + white people to live in harmony or male + female people working together like Kizzy Kazaer said it is a fairy story but FACT'S of life often have beginning's in folk lore or in this case a thread if you think of the bird's + the bee's + today's bio industry
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Do you want to stop off in Saint Helena? or Ascension Island
Stalwart, you're wasted here.
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Well whatever you do, dont stop off at St. Helens.
But if you do have a pimbletts pie - you'll never go to Greggs again.
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St Helens' Central railway station has been refitted (I pass through there a few times a year but don't get off the train) and there has been, for a few years now, a museum called World of Glass - so they are obviously trying to get people to stop in St Helens. >lol<
I doubt if they have much success apart from those who go to watch rugby league matches... ;-)
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Wotcha Hoss and Seegee, good of you to drop by >biggrin<
A bit of history to the Pimmies Pie:
http://www.goodpieguide.co.uk/lancashire_-_pimmies_pies_-_st_helens.html
Perhaps Sir C could be persuaded to cook a few....
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Ah, yes, Pimmies are a replacement for the defunct Pimblett's pies, as somebody thought the idea too good to let go...
Wigan people are known as "pie-eaters", they have Poole's pies; Mum says the best pork pies are from Yates Greer in Leigh (who don't seem to have a website).
This is just a bit of local history for me, I've not eaten any of these in decades, as I'm veggie. ;-)
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Hello Hossylass
We are going to the Assien Island's + NOTST Helena as the ship is going to Agentia
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there has been, for a few years now, a museum called World of Glass - so they are obviously trying to get people to stop in St Helens. >lol<
I doubt if they have much success apart from those who go to watch rugby league matches... ;-)
I've been to the museum and it was very good - a comprehensive history of glass (and double glazing) and a few interactive exhibits >biggrin< (it was rather quiet on the day we visited, though... >whistle< )
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I keep meaning to get off the train & visit the World of Glass on the way back from one of my repetitive hospital appointments; maybe I will actually do it one day.
I expect it's often fairly quiet unless there's a school group; there seems so little other reason to visit the town.
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Oh the Pilkington glass museum is fantastic, or it was - I haven't been for years.
Fascinating, well I found it was. >biggrin<
Dont tell me Pimbletts has closed down >crying<
They did vegetarian pies - Homity pies I think they were called - very yummy, and their steak pie was delicous though it gave everyone heartburn it was worth it.
There was a shop just by the dole office...
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Hello Stalwart
Can you confirm the ship is going to the Ascension Islands + NOT a pie shop in St Helen's Lankishire UK as that is what Hossylass seem's to be indicatting the spelling might look simular >thumbsdown<
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No need to worry, Captain, St Helens is a good few miles away from the Manchester Ship Canal & there is absolutely no danger of your trusty navigator attempting to take the ship there at all. >thumbsup<
Enjoy your sail to the Ascension Islands. >biggrin<
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Hello Stalwart
Can you confirm the ship is going to the Ascension Islands + NOT a pie shop in St Helen's Lankishire UK as that is what Hossylass seem's to be indicatting the spelling might look simular >thumbsdown<
Yes, I'd rather go to a glass museum in Lancashire than any fancy Caribbean pose spot. >angry<
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Oh dear Sir C it's nowhere near the caribbean.
www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascension_Island
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Hello Stalwart
I am very glad you + I >biggergrin< are going to the Ascension Island's in the South Adlantic I'm thinking Hossylass might be in league with mutiny leader Sir Cumfrence + I would like you + Eric (the viking) to keep your eye's + ear's open on their off duty hour's >thumbsup< >tah<
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Oh no! 626! The shame. I'll just have to lock myself into an Adidas holdall, throw away the key and put myself in the wardrobe until I am found in 5 years' time.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Instead of putting your self in a hold-all. Why not thrash yourself throughly with a stripy pair of brace's like those that hold your chef type trousers up >biggergrin< It was Stalwart who had 626
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Too late. How can I thrash myself trussed up in here? Have a care, man.
You'll be saying "Mind how you go" next.
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I can offer a thrashing with the trusty >flyswatter< if you so desire, but you'll have to pay me in >chocolate< ...
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There isn't room for two in here. It's a tight fit.
And it smells of Lynx. Turns out there was a soap-on-a-rope in here from when I last went to the gymnasium about 45 years ago.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence >biggrin<
I did not make myself clear I meant thrash yourself as an alturnitve to putting your self in a locked travel bag because of your portly stature I do not see you as Harry Huodinni (escapoligst) + if Kizzy Kazaer use's her ledgenry fly swat you will not sit down for a week I've seen grown men (E ric) tremble at the mere sight of the fly swat >yikes<
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.... in the distance a muffled cry is heard...
Too late ....
... Farewell
I'm not coming out ....
... soap on a rope...
peace, at last....
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use-ing a megaphone Hello Sir Cumefrence
Eric has brought the hydrolic bolt cutter's from the workshop to release you from the the travel bag as he misses the blueberry muffin's you bake with the rum sauce so I'll throw the soap on a rope over board + as a treat I will let you sleep on the 4 poster bed in my cabain so you can recuparate from all the strss you get working your finger's to the bone in the kitchen
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Hello Stalwart
The bay in George town Ascenion Island would be an ideal place to drop anchour + go talk to the adminaster who reperst's the Govenner who live's on at St Helena + we can give a very detailed report on how intergration with Able Bodied prople + disabled people
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I see buddyboy had the brains to jump ship.
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Oh no! 626! The shame. I'll just have to lock myself into an Adidas holdall, throw away the key and put myself in the wardrobe until I am found in 5 years' time.
Still trying to work out, how do you put yourself in the wardrobe when inside a holdall. ? >erm<
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>thumbsup< >lol<
Mmm... Lynx soap on a rope... I'd be tempted to join Sir C in the wardrobe for that, but I already smell of it (fresh Lynx, mind - not 45 years old...) Works pretty well like the adverts too ;-) >cool<
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It's spring. When are you going to be sheared?
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>yikes< Not just yet - it might be spring, but it's freezing today...
>sheep< >blacksheep< >sheep< >wolf<
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Hello Sasha
Sorry I've not been around for a few day's as I've just been hacked (scum bag) but the computer technican had cleard the problem up. Yesterday we had a heavy snow fall in North Yorkshire so I'm glad you do'nt get shorwn until the end of May. This morning I managed to walk for an hour on the treadmill in the gym but now I'm knackerd >tryingtostayawake< the reflex's/coordation in my left limb's is out of synsronation
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Never mind your co-ordination. I've been posting on this fecking treadmill thread for at last four years. And doing the menus. How do you think I feel?
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Hello Sir Cumfrence >angel<
You ask how do I think you feel after cooking for us for the past 3 year's + my answer is you feel like a classic artist because your menu's have a timeless appeal + the whole crew appreceate's your effort's + you are building a repution as a culenry artist on all 7 sea's of the World
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Well done Cap'n. >hugs<
No menu this evening and no chocolate eggs around. Guess this will have to do. >chocolate< >tea<
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Hello suessad
If every crew member was to shout Sir Cumefrence please come back we all LOVE + MISS your wonderful menus which we all APPRICATEAlso as captain I will NOT repeat NOT let Kizzy Kazaer come any where near you with her dread fly swat so please will you come back
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
It cause's me great pain to say you have failed your job as sercurity officer as I've learnt our rebebellious chef Sir Cumefrence has desertted this ship + gone to La Cabert Noir established by SashaQ he was our bar man so we have been betrayed 2x (Judas). So now I'm thinking we'll have to go poaching + I'm going to La Cabert to get some willing requet's 1st the BBC torpedo'd the first HAPPYNESS 2nd Aimo folded 3rd now we have 2x rat's amongest a reliable crew
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Whoa, just hang on a minute here - for starters, I think he's just moonlighting at Cabaret Noir. Hasn't he always? You know what he's like, comes and goes as he pleases. And you did stop me from even disciplining him:
I will NOT repeat NOT let Kizzy Kazaer come any where near you with her dread fly swat
...so saying I've 'failed' is a bit off when you've just taken away the tools for me to do the job >doh<
Perhaps I'd better just resign and slip away into the night quietly >wolf< - 'goodbye, cruel world' and all that....
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Cap'n, kizzy is right Sir C will be back soon.
Please come back sir C. >hugs<
Kizzy is doing a great job, I can bribe her to stay.
Just for you kizzy. >chocolate< >chocolate<
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You know I come cheap then >lol<
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You mean I can have one back. >lol<
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>raspberry< >raspberry< >raspberry<
... the only weapon I have left now the >captain< has banned the use of the >flyswatter< >whistle<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Good Bye cruel world, Ill slip away in the night ect ect is a bit dramtic (putty oscar) I've just bought you a fly swat made of carbon fiber with a dimond studded handel so it has a built in Twang Eric has the blood hound's out lookng for Sir Cumefrence (there is no hiding)
This thread is like a game of ping pong + the subject matter is the ball
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Hello suessad
I appricate you bribing Kizzy Kazaer to stay
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*emerges bleary-eyed from cabin*
Hello Captain - sorry I've not been on deck much lately. I am still around, in between gigs at my pet Chat Noir Theatre >blackcat< but I've been sitting on the balcony in my cabin, enjoying the sunshine and holiday time >zzz<
Here you go - a little something in the way of entertainment while I'm here - very apt >biggrin<
Queen - Lazing on a Sunday Afternoon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP-kxJnoIpo)
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I've learnt our rebebellious chef Sir Cumefrence has desertted this ship + gone to La Cabert Noir established by SashaQ he was our bar man so we have been betrayed 2x (Judas). So now I'm thinking we'll have to go poaching + I'm going to La Cabert to get some willing requet's 1st the BBC torpedo'd the first HAPPYNESS 2nd Aimo folded 3rd now we have 2x rat's amongest a reliable crew
(thinks)
Hmm so that's his game is it?
That alters everything.
Will it be Easter Monday Celebration Tea Trolley (£32 per person inc VAT)
OR
Pistols at Dawn, followed by the Cumberland Creep From Behind With Silver Pencil?
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/ronald-searle?before=1325633514
See thenothingnessofpersonality pic 4
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Good Morning Sir Cumefrence
Happy Easter Morning Yes I will happyley pay 2x+ £64.00p for every one's celabtion meal from an over laden tea trooly + I am cautiou's of the Cumberland creep (is it a friend/relative of your's) but I am throwing a party in celabration of your welcome return
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Knock Knock Glad to see you awake Sir Cumefrence
I've brought you a cup of Earl Grey tea + a freshly baked pork pie so you can have a good long lie in bed + I've been in the kitchen + started to prepare a feast so we can CELABRATE YOU WELCOME RETURN + Eric has been preparring a giant firework display his viking ancestor's were very good with pyrotecnic's (they had no gunpowder) but knew what matrial's created diffrent colour's
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Morning all.
Pork pie for breakfast. >erm<
I'll just have an Earl Grey or two, thanks. >tea< >tea<
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Hello suessad
I'm rushed of my feet/buggy wheel's been chef + navigater as well as captain (I do'nt know if I'm comming or going but I'll leave every thing for a cup of Earl gray in the canteen I've just picked the leave's fresh from the hydro-ponic's garden.. I wish those 2 would stop behaving like little pre-modonas (spoilt brat's) + pull their weight
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I think I owe an APPOLAGIE to both Sir Cumefrance + Stalwart for shouting out of turn but I was under tremmendous pressure yesterday with my captain duty's plus my inter-net has been hi-jacker by Alot the computer enginner said they are regular bully boy's but after a good night's sleep I see the huge mistake's I made + APPOLAGISE again to 2 invalueble crew member's
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I'm sure they're both man enough to accept your apologies gracefully, Cap'n Bule >thumbsup<
You'll have to remind me where we are again >whistle<
Here, what's this about having your internet hijacked? Do you mean someone is 'piggybacking' on your connection?
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
We are here in the Phillipean's after this stop I think we could go to Arganitina next !
I would of thought our adventure's here on the HAPPYNESS would of increased the maturity of every crew member including Sir Cumefrence + Stalwart
The computer man has sorted the hi-jacking problem but I am still having trouble reciving E-mail's
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Actually we are in Ascension Island.
When do you want to go to Argentina? (I think we should wait until the Falklands thing has died down.)
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**** Tea Trolley ****
Mushroom vol-au-vents
Egg and cress sandwiches
Sausage rolls
Flapjacks
Jam slice
Almond coffee cake
Chocolate eclairs
Simnel cake (leftover)
Assortment of teas
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Hello Stalwart
I am saying my prayer's + am very glad our navigator is back from his walk about because my navigation skill's are appaulling. I am alway's up for adventure this make's LIFE WORTH LIVING other-wise you have no passage through life + it become's frustrating + borring >cheerup<
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
This is very pleasant the return of 2 valuble + highly respectted crew member's eg Stalwart )sorry forgot your number) + Sir Cume frence cor don blur 5 star marster chef
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Hello Stalwart
I agree with you let's stay safe here in the Ascension Island's until a national pride wear's off + this misunderstanding about the Falkland's blow's over or the oil become's obsoleate
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Good to see the tea trolley.
Sir C, I fancied the Simnel cake but, not sure how old it really is, so please
may I have an eclair with my Earl Grey. >tea<
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Hi Cap'n. Could we visit Venezuela on the way.
I would love to visit the Angel Falls.
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Hello Suessad
Yes we can go to Venazula to see the tallest water fall in the World + I will see if I can get a shower under Angel fall's + if you put a bikini on + sit in a hard plastic chair you can get wet with me !
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Thanks cap'n, I can wear my new, itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini. >cool<
And swim in the cool pool.
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Hello Suessad
Did you know Sir Walter Raliegh was the first European to see Angel falls so from one great ships Captain to another called Bulekingfisher (apporiate) ;-)
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Hello Stalwart
I was wearing my hard hat on the Acsension Islands as all the sea birds (frigate birds) were dive bomming us + the guyanno (bird shit) is all over our solar panel's so that will involve a lot of shower type hose pipe's with warm water to wash it of but I will leave that in Eric's skilled/artistic hand's. With it's isolation + removable from commersislm the poppulation of the Acsenion Islands/Falkland Islands were very receptive to our idea's of inculsion of disabled people with main stream scoiety so I'm encouraged with the very positve responce :-) :-) :-) >magicfairy<
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Phew.. All the panels are clean now Cap'n. >thumbsup<
So I think I'll have a quick tea break. >tea<
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Hello suessad
I'm glad you are enjoying your tea + Eric is having an enagy giving drink made of honey with a few mint leave's in to give it a re-freshing hint/kick (he wanted alchol but I won't have alchol on board ship his pet lip is sticking out in frustation)
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been a while thought i'd pop aboard
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Wotcha, Nessarose - have a >tea< and some nice >chocolate< biscuits from my secret stash (I have to hide them because there are a few, er, gluttons on board. 'No names, no pack drill' >whistle< )
Good to see you back >thumbsup<
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Hi Nessarose.
Hi Kizzy, now who would do a thing like that. ? >whistle<
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Hello Nessarose
Will you save me some choclate ?
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***** Midnight feast *****
Gentleman's Relish on toast
"Pot noodles"
Tinned sardines
Marshmallows
Cling peaches
Mint creams
Ginger biscuits
Lemonade
French class at 11am.
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Ooh-la-la!
Where is the >captain< I wonder - he seems ominously quiet of late ..
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
The Captain has just come from the sun deck + I heard Dr House bragging about how he had found an officer's secrate stash of chocy bisctes !. I have'nt been around for a few day's because I had my reply button taken away (I'm mystified).
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I have'nt been around for a few day's because I had my reply button taken away (I'm mystified).
I'm equally discombobulated - you should have e-mailed SunshineMeadows or something, did you think you'd been banned? >yikes<
Good to see you back >magicfairy< and please tell Dr House that if he doesn't keep his beak out of my biscuit barrel, it will be...
.... >flyswatter< <<<<!!!! THWACK !!! >>> >devil<
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Hello Kizz y Kazaer
As you see I'm making up for lost reply time I'm so glad to be able to share my view's.
Dr House is a Kniving/mainipulatting SO/SO it is diffeclt to know where his stick beak is some time's it's your biscuet barrel some times he try's to sneak in to my private quater's but I'm wise to his under hand way's
(he need's a quadruple dose of your turbo charged thawer
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Thanks Cap'n - I needed to test the juice in it as it's lain idle for a long while now....
Judging by Dr House's groans, it seems to have worked just fine ;-) He is currently 'resting' in his cabin with his ring-cushion >whistle<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I have'nt been around for a few day's because I had my reply button taken away (I'm mystified).
Let's just say I think that you've been pushing it a bit with me.
For some time.
I hope you got the message.
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THIS IS A SHIP WIDE MESSAGE TO ALL CREW + IN MY INFANET WISDOM I AM DECLARRING A BE KIND POLICY TO SIR CUMEFRENCE >cheerup< >hugs< STARTING WITH ME TAKING HIM BREAKFAST IN BED + RUNNING A HOT, SOAPY BATH FOR HIM
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I have put my personal sun lounger on the sun deck just below the wheelhouse just for you with my fruit jucie cocktail bar for your 6 months R+R. Plus I've employed 3 professianal chef's to run the kitchen while you live + relax with out a care in the World. The weather forcast is 27 centigrade with a few cloud's
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THIS IS A SHIP WIDE MESSAGE TO ALL CREW + IN MY INFANET WISDOM I AM DECLARRING A BE KIND POLICY TO SIR CUMEFRENCE >cheerup< >hugs< STARTING WITH ME TAKING HIM BREAKFAST IN BED + RUNNING A HOT, SOAPY BATH FOR HIM
>fingersinears< Can't hear you up here in the crows nest Cap'n.
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Hello Suessad
I'll have to have serious word's with a few crew member's because early on in this thread I had a 2 way radio put in the crow's nest/observation tower in case I had a ship wide message to deliver but the jist of the message is I've been taking Sir Cumefrence's good nature for grannetted + I feel guilty so I've given him a 6 month break + I've employed 3x proffessinal chef's at exorbiant wage's but I've only got myself to blame
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THIS IS A SHIP WIDE MESSAGE TO ALL CREW + IN MY INFANET WISDOM I AM DECLARRING A BE KIND POLICY TO SIR CUMEFRENCE >cheerup< >hugs< STARTING WITH ME TAKING HIM BREAKFAST IN BED + RUNNING A HOT, SOAPY BATH FOR HIM
I'm saying absolutely nothing....
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
If you do'nt want say how you feel about Sir Cumefrence on a public message board you can talk to me in my cabain/pm me but this anommosity has to stop or a compermise found via a pm to me because in all honesty he is very ammiable. I don't know what your past relation ship has been but you could throw the metophiral hatchet over board then shake hands + promise in front of the whole crew to work harmonislly together
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Morning, Cap'n <salutes>
I have no animosity towards SirC at all, I just find it amusing that he's treated like the 'prodigal son' round these 'ere parts >biggrin<
Maybe I ought to practice a few flounces and grumblefests, and then I too might be treated like a returning hero >lol<
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Hi Kizzy. Just let me finish my cuppa. >tea<
Ok will you show me how to flounce. >whistle<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Sir Cumefrence look's nice + relaxed as he flounce's in his bright/lumminos pink too too as he practices his part in Swan Lake I do'nt laugh at him I surport any one with courage to try any thing differnt BRAVO, BRAVO Sir Cumfrence I did'nt think you could do a flying splits hey Kizzy stop that sniggering you are as bad as Sasha
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Hi Kizzy. Just let me finish my cuppa. >tea<
Ok will you show me how to flounce. >whistle<
Nah, you need our resident expert for that - I'm far too dignified to indulge in such nonsense ;-)
Cap'n Bule, I can't help having a >lol< at the totally absurd 'mid-movie' you have just given me >yikes<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Sir Cumfrence is a quite/shy/resvered person so this is why you think he is a prodical son he enjoy's his work which prevents him been gagirous
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Where have you been lurking Stalwart ? I know we are heading to South America + the North East quarter as Suessad wants to see Angel fall's (the biggest water falls in the World) + I will try + arrange for both of us to sit on plastic chair's + have an early morning shower underneath
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
About teaching Suessad to flounce (gayly walking) I think Stalwart might be our resident because he was a sailor with the Austrailian Royal Navey ( cooe Hello Ducky)
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Where have you been lurking Stalwart ? I know we are heading to South America + the North East quarter as Suessad wants to see Angel fall's (the biggest water falls in the World) + I will try + arrange for both of us to sit on plastic chair's + have an early morning shower underneath
Early morning. >yikes<
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hey Kizzy stop that sniggering you are as bad as Sasha
>lol< >blush<
About teaching Suessad to flounce (gayly walking) I think Stalwart might be our resident because he was a sailor with the Austrailian Royal Navey ( cooe Hello Ducky)
"All the nice girls love a sailor", true, but I don't think flouncing is quite Stalwart's style...
I'm the Flounce Queen Expert round here, and I say pah to anyone who says otherwise...
*flounces out*
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Msr Sasha, delighted you could drop by >magicfairy< *starts thinking of Queen tracks....*
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*flounces out*
i.e. turns on my heel wheel quickly, so my hair flicks out, and strides off with my nose in the air...
;-)
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Msr Sasha, delighted you could drop by >magicfairy< *starts thinking of Queen tracks....*
*flounces back in again to say hello to Kizzy* >biggrin<
My pleasure - I've been in sickbay for a while as I picked up a stomach bug again >erm< but I've recovered my strength now after a good relaxing weekend >thumbsup< so I'm back on board >magicfairy<
And here's a bit of Queen! It's a Kind of Magic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWf5BLUOhNM&ob=av2e) >cool<
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Hello Mr cool Sashq
You would look debonhar flounce-ing on the deck in a pin stripe suit with your blue wooly sheep's hat/accessoiry (but I think viking warrior Eric might have something to say ! )
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Hello SashaQ
About post 702 I think I was to hasty to say Stalwart was a flouncing queen SO I AM SORRY STALWART (please come back soon)
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**** Supper menu ****
Smoked salmon and scrambled eggs
Waffles with caramelised banana
Smoked haddock fishcakes with poached eggs
Lambs kidneys with Madeira
Pain au chocolat
French toast
Toast
Use of cruet £45
and ... at the espresso bar we welcome .............
MR SASHA Q !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Morning, Cap'n <salutes>
Maybe I ought to practice a few flounces and grumblefests, and then I too might be treated like a returning hero
Yes, but in order for you to get the "returning hero" welcome back routine you would have to F off for a considerable period of time, but as you are OMNIPRESENT on these boards there is no chance of THAT happening.
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THIS IS A SHIP WIDE MESSAGE TO ALL CREW + IN MY INFANET WISDOM I AM DECLARRING A BE KIND POLICY TO SIR CUMEFRENCE >cheerup< >hugs< STARTING WITH ME TAKING HIM BREAKFAST IN BED + RUNNING A HOT, SOAPY BATH FOR HIM
Thank you, Captain, that would be very nice. And if you could borrrow Dr House's "ring cushion" I think that would complete the experience.
Thank you, Sir.
May I recommend the Pain au Chocolate, this evening?
Anton is doing very well in the kitchen, but he is rather shy and it transpires that the little minx has been stowing away for several weeks. I wondered where the hazelnut chocolate spread had been going, now I know.
He has an eating / stashing disorder so he has just been staring at the jar, so no harm done.
Turns out he is a whizz at layered, buttery pastry.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence (night owl)
I have very politly asked Dr House if you can borrow his felt covered ring cushion while you soak up the sunshine + could you P.M your good friend Stalwart as I want to dock I think North East coast of South America as suessad + I want to take a shower under Angel falls. Thankyou Dr House I'm sure Sir Cumfrence will treat your ring cushion with total respect
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Msr Sasha, delighted you could drop by >magicfairy< *starts thinking of Queen tracks....*
*flounces back in again to say hello to Kizzy* >biggrin<
My pleasure - I've been in sickbay for a while as I picked up a stomach bug again >erm< but I've recovered my strength now after a good relaxing weekend >thumbsup< so I'm back on board >magicfairy<
And here's a bit of Queen! It's a Kind of Magic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWf5BLUOhNM&ob=av2e) >cool<
A floucing sheep, aww, how cute. >cool<
Hi sasha, pleased you're feeling better. >hugs<
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Morning, Cap'n <salutes>
Maybe I ought to practice a few flounces and grumblefests, and then I too might be treated like a returning hero
Yes, but in order for you to get the "returning hero" welcome back routine you would have to F off for a considerable period of time, but as you are OMNIPRESENT on these boards there is no chance of THAT happening.
Swoons in admiration of the big word use.
Psst, Sir C, may I borrow your dictionary. >blush<
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Morning Cap'n, come sit down 'till the rest of the crew wake up. >tea< >tea<
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Morning, Cap'n <salutes>
Maybe I ought to practice a few flounces and grumblefests, and then I too might be treated like a returning hero
Yes, but in order for you to get the "returning hero" welcome back routine you would have to F off for a considerable period of time, but as you are OMNIPRESENT on these boards there is no chance of THAT happening.
>lol< >lol< >lol<
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...g'day to you, Suessad, I think I'll join you in a >tea< >biggrin<
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Morning Kizzy.
I've been to the dentist. Aren't I brave. >lol<
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Truly an inspiration to us all - did he give or take this time?
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Second sitting, final course next week. >lol<
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Good Morning suessad
I'll join you both in a cup of tea but first I'll nip to the kitchen for some milk choclate coated digestive's there in a safe that open's with a print of the blood vessual's on the back of my eye retnia this way Sir C or Stalwart ca'nt pinch/half inch one of the Captain's perk's
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@Bule................apologise at once or it's a duel at dawn.
We will be making landfall in Trinidad tomorrow where any one can fly to Angel Falls (I really wouldn't try sitting underneath it as it's a kilometre high >need a stretcher<!). Then in a few days we will be cruising the islands
Grenada, Barbados, St Lucia, Montserrat etc
Cocktails on the beach anyone? >bubbly<
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Wotcha, Stalwart - all sounds a delightful experience awaiting us; I shall accept a non-alcoholic cocktail with pleasure >magicfairy<
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As this is my 200th post. >cool<
I'll accept an alcoholic cocktail. >bubbly< Cheers.
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Hello Suessad
Sorry I will allow NO Alochol on this ship I've seen to many people die from liver's destroyed by alochol posionning + inebarated people fall over board + drown so either way it's to upsetting + sad so NO means NO + I have the same policy to NONE prescriced medical drug's this is a clean happy ship that's made of wood with solar pannel's + I'm NOT a kill joy type of Captain
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Hello Stalwart
I do sincerly + humble apolagise for any slur on the name's of you + Sir Cumefrence + in my defence for over-reacting I say I became nervous at your abcence. I should of said we will sit by the side of the fall's so as the water hit's the rock's it splash's us as the weight of the falling water would kill us I will sing the Fred O' stair song (I'm just singing + dancing in the rain) I can twissel my brolly at the same time
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I'm so PROUD of you for asking for NON ALOCHOLIC COCKTAIL'S you have realy taken notice of my rule's trying to ensure safty + happyness
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>angel<
But please don't sing....
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Sorry Cap'n. I'll tip it over board and get back to work. >blush<
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Hello Suessad
That was a wonderful thing to do >magicfairy< >magicfairy< Eric was miffed at that I think he keep's trying to murder me it is scakralidge to him
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
By popular demanned I will NOT sing
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Thanks, Captain, but it looks as though Dr House's ring cushion has punctured again, so it might be as well to invest in one of these with your never-ending credit card, especially as they are on special offer £89.99, plus P&P.
http://www.cocklocker.co.uk/bigpicture.cfm?p=22743&im=42302
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
I will buy 10 of these ring's you recomenned + I'll get a discount as I'm buying them on a whole-sale basic's so you can have a very relaxed break
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Excellent, thank you Sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
As you can see I care about the welfare of my whole crew + I take notice of what they tell me >bighugs< some people (no name's like stirring thing's) but I'm learning not rise to un-founed rummer's. BTW would you like a cup of tea bringing ?
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***** Tea trolley *****
Egg and cress sandwiches
Ham and mustard sandwiches
Sausage rolls
Sate chicken
Pear and chocolate cake
Macaroons
Lemon cheesecake
Flapjacks
Victoria sponge
Royal Cutty Sark Tribute Tea
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'Cheers, Big-ears' (as an old colleague of mine used to say)
I was reading yesterday about 'high teas' at posh London establishments. Current prices for a 'tea for two' - around the £80 - 90 mark >yikes<
Just as well the Captain hasn't maxed out his credit card yet....
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Hello Mr cool Sashq
You would look debonhar flounce-ing on the deck in a pin stripe suit with your blue wooly sheep's hat/accessoiry (but I think viking warrior Eric might have something to say ! )
>cool< You know me very well, Captain - I do look rather good in my navy blue pin stripe suit, even though I do say so myself...
Goes very well with the blue of the hat, too, no matter what Eric might say >thumbsup< ;-)
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Smoked haddock fishcakes with poached eggs
Toast
Use of cruet £45
Nice >thumbsup< >biggrin<
and ... at the espresso bar we welcome .............
MR SASHA Q !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes indeed >magic< >biggrin<
Vienna Melange all round - with the perfect balance of coffee, chocolate and vanilla - delicous!
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Get back on that sun lounger >steam< you know Dr House said you had been over working + you needed a long very long rest I can let you supervise the menus but you must not cook
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They seek him here they seek there he's a deadacated follower of fashion (record by the WHO) it's our SashaQ flouncing (all the nice boy's love a sailor ARE YOU FREE MR HUMPHREY'S look's around high pitched voice I'M FREE
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
About my credit card I can NOT max out because as I said at the beginning of this thread I said it was a never ending creidt card >cool<
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Vienna Melange all round - with the perfect balance of coffee, chocolate and vanilla - delicous!
Now that sounds like my perfect dessert....
Hello Kizzy Kazaer
About my credit card I can NOT max out because as I said at the beginning of this thread I said it was a never ending creidt card >cool<
>doh< it completely slipped my mind. Guess we can afford to hire another cook while Sir C is being pampered and cossetted, then...
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OooO Kizzy Kazaer
Eric has just given Sir Cumfrence some factor 18 sun tan lotion + a big floopy hat I think it might be cupboard LOVE as he missing Sir Cumfrence's cor-don-blur cooking
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They seek him here they seek there he's a deadacated follower of fashion (record by the WHO) it's our SashaQ flouncing (all the nice boy's love a sailor ARE YOU FREE MR HUMPHREY'S look's around high pitched voice I'M FREE
>blush< Ooo Captain... >blush<
>lol< >lol< >lol<
Top tune choice for this evening! >thumbsup< >cool< The Kinks - Dedicated Follower of Fashion with lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQAR-nx4w88)
Brilliant >thumbsup< >lol<
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Hello SashaQ
I got the name of the group mixed up you a right it was the Kinks + the WHO did my genaration there is plenty of sunshine around South America + it has charged the solar powerred by battries in Eric's helicopter + he is taking some of the pasangers on JOY TRIP'S + trying to show disabled people his flying skill's (he's a show off/big kid) ;-) Dr House got very excited when I thought it was the WHO(Roger Doltry he want to re-live his mispent youth
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Get back on that sun lounger >steam< you know Dr House said you had been over working + you needed a long very long rest I can let you supervise the menus but you must not cook
At last ... I am understood ..... why did it take so long......
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
It took me so long to understand you because as captain I'm under a lot of PRESSURE having to keep every one on their toe's + as you do ballet I know you are on your points/toes as you cook in your kitchen Anton is finding diffeclt filling for you !
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Hello Poetic Princess
I am very glad I installed these traffic light's emmitting sound's for buggy racer's with sight problem's Oooo that Jarred my blue + orange coloured buggy as SashQ rammed us from behind he think's he is playing demolation darby in his suped up buggy (with the roll cage) that or he's got that pink mobile phone stuck to his ear last week he was combing his quif while looking in his rear view mirror the expression peacook come's to mind
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
The >captain< think's you deserve this >blowkiss< for all the effort + surport you provide
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Dear Captain
I wonder if you ever turn your thoughts to "end of life issues", basically who's going to inherit this place when you shuffle off this mortal coil?
Technically, you can't take it with you, but you could have a Viking funeral.
I should hate there to be any arguments.
I remain your most loyal chef and supporter.
Sir Cumference
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Hello Sir Cumfrence (loyal chef + suporter)
About your thought provking thought's on mortality I will be only 57 on 22/5/12 I intend to be around a bit longer but Kizzy Kazaer is my first officer + next in comand + she is a modarater. Who know's what will happen tomorrow or any time in the future ?. I am happy just to plond along. Life is KASSER kASSER (what ever will be will be !)
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I agree with you Cap'n.
A cuppa with someone else who agrees. >tea<
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZbKHDPPrrc
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Hello Suessad
Thanks I enjoyed that clip I've just had a coffee prepared by my loveable rouge chef Sir Cumefrence
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
The >captain< think's you deserve this >blowkiss< for all the effort + surport you provide
Appreciate your looking after the crew members who just get on with it ;-)
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Hello Captain bulekingfisher - it seems you were born on the same day as one of my brothers. >biggrin< >thumbsup<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
When crew members use COMMAN SENCE + get on with their job every thing runs effortlessly + keep's OURship HAPPY + HAPPYNESS is our name for a reason
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***** Tea trolley *****
Poached salmon sandwiches
Egg and cress sandwiches
Mushroom vol-au-vents
Luxury crisps
Sand cake
Hazelnut meringues
Orange and almond cake
Banana and chocolate cake (Nigel Slater)
Flapjacks
Shortbread
Royal Cutty Sark Tribute tea. I made a bulk order.
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Wotcha Sue and Seegee - nice to have some company for the tea trolley >biggrin<
Must say, Dr House is keeping a bit of a low profile at the moment...
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I see you used your common sence + used forward planning + bought catty sark tribute tea at discount price's for the crew but I prefare Yorkshire + looking at the invotree I see we have an amplee supply + the aquare barge we are towing is well stocked with Yorkshire water. I'llhave some smoked salmon sandwich's + flapjack
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Is'int good when people leave their cabain + come to the dinning room at meal time's ! it feel's more like a family
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I saw Dr House about an hour ago >run for hills< I think he was due to have a crafty card card game (thats alright as long as there is no alochol)
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You allow gambling, Cap'n Bule? I hope it doesn't get nasty when someone loses....
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Aw, Kizzy - we were playing cribbage for bamboo toothpicks; don't think anyone's gonna fight over them!
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
There is NO cash on this ship so a card game can not get nasty + as you know I pay for for every thing with my never ending credit card + that is under a very sophisticated lock in my cabain. I
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Hello Suessad
Seegee has just put a new dart board up in the forward recreateion hall + is looking for an oppentt Eric ruined the last board by useing battel axe's instead of pointed dart's
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Morning Cap'n. Just finished playing cribbage and I won all these tooth picks. >lol<
I'm sure we can find something other than battle axes to throw.
No Eric, you are not going to use my tooth picks. >erm<
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Cribbage and darts, places on-deck sheltered from the sun and air-conditioning below decks - this place is very nearly perfect! >biggrin<
Hope to beat you another time, Suessad. >thumbsup<
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Hello suessad
I'll use my authority-ern voice + tell Eric I've had a message from the norse god's saying he must NOT repeat NOTthrow battel axe's at the dart board he obey's the god's + he thinks I'm a messanger from the gods
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I dunno - which politician's picture is pinned to the dartboard? >devil<
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Hello Seegee
I'm very glad every thing has your seal of approval as I want my crew + passanger's to be happy as we try to encourage inter-gration + harmony with able bodied scoiety
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
In the intrest of fair + happy play we have a dual photo of David + Nick but we change it when Aussie Stalwart throw's the arrow's/dart's
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Hello Stalwart
I hope you are browsing as I think we could harbour/berth in the basin of the Orinoco river here in Venezalia so suessad can get to see + feel Angel fall's it is 994 feet tall >yikes<
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**** Tea trolley ****
Banana sandwiches
Fish paste sandwiches (hand trodden)
Cheese and onion quiche
Hula Hoops
Jam slice
Chocolate eclairs
Coconut pyramids
Cream meringues
Lemon tart
Orange Club biscuits
Tea
Milk
Sugar
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Hello Suessad
Seegee has just put a new dart board up in the forward recreateion hall + is looking for an oppentt Eric ruined the last board by useing battel axe's instead of pointed dart's
I am sick of Eric and his magician's act farragos. He is a liability. Our professional double-act ended years ago, badly. see clip.
http://youtu.be/ZqhAKBTSL6c
That is me in my pre-tutu days.
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Mm, quiche served with Hula Hoops followed by banana sandwiches & tea (without milk for me please) sounds fine - thank you for that, SirC.
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
I see you were a brave dare devail before you found my ship + started to wear your pink tu tu in an effort to make people laugh + feel happy. In my deep commanding voice (Thor) I've asked Eric to keep his (warrior type) attitude (axe throwing) ect to his workshop as it is upsetting to passanger's + crew in the 21st centuary >biggrin< >cool<
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Hello Seegee
I think you will agree Sir Cumefrence is an expert at keeping everyone's moral high with his suberp cooking + don't say anything but he's a God send
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
Have you got any honney + lemmon juice in the store cuboard as I'll drink a hot version of this as I have a sore throut after yelling at Eric in a deep commanding Thor like voice (the viking god of war)
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Fish paste sandwiches (hand trodden)
>thumbsup< >lol< Hand treading is something I'm good at - love it!
And hula hoops too - perfect >biggrin<
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Hello SashaQ
Nice to see you + that blue pin suit is still keeping the razor sharp crease's in the trouser's they are perfect for flouncing about on deck pssst I do'nt want to upset Sir Cumefrence but what on Earth are hand trodden my culenry knowledge do'snt cover that ! is it something to do with soft southener's ?
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Nice to see you too Captain >biggrin< thanks for complimenting my sharp suit >cool<
I'm not sure what hand trodden fish paste is either, but as my feet don't always do as they're told, I generally find it easier to tread things with my hands (eg when planting plants) so I found that quite amusing >biggrin<
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I'd rather it was trodden with hands than with feet! It's quite difficult for tootsies to remain very, er, fragrant for long....
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Thanks to the very wet April I find that I have developed Foot Rot. I am not sure what can be done about it, apart from generous sprinking with Fuller's Earth and loose cotton socks, but I thought the least I could do was find an alternative way to tread food.
Your co-operation is appreciated.
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**** Supper ****
Corned beef hash
Lentil hash
Roasted root vegetables
Rice pudding with golden syrup (optional)
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
As Executive Captain I say hand trodden NOT foot trodden + do it for hygine propise's remember you are NOT doing the sandwich's on a wholesale bacis you are making them only for crew + disabled passanger's
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
As my first officar will you ask (walk about Stalwaet alias Rolf Harris tiny kanargroo down) if we can call at Easter island on our way to give suessad a refreshing shower by Angel fall's in Chile >magicfairy< >magicfairy<
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Gladly, Cap'n, if I can find him...
Supper of 5 May took me back pleasantly to meals with my Grandma - she used to make a lot of rice puddings, usually with a baked apple (and of course, the delectable golden syrup) Sweet memories!
I'd like to see those statues on Easter Island, myself ..
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I've got a pal staying at the moment so haven't been on much.
Anyway I wish some of you would look at a map before asking to go somewhere, we're the wrong side of South America for Easter Island >doh<
At present we're in Trinidad where all who want to see the Angel Falls can fly from here to Venezuela, then we are going on a Caribbean cruise. >captain< >rainbow< >bubbly< but no >rasta< >lol< >lol<
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I wish some of you would look at a map before asking to go somewhere, we're the wrong side of South America for Easter Island >doh<
Sorry, geography was never my strong point plus I forgot where we already were, as per usual >blush<
Good job we've a navigator who knows what he's doing >lol< >thumbsup<
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Hello Stalwart
Hope your friend is well ? It was me who said about going to EASTER ISLAND I thought the status would be intresting as they are NOT impaired + I wonder why.
As you know I have a very strict NO alcohol policy + the same goe's for drug's NO NO I will NOT make an exception for you Eric you know my view's on artifical stimmulat'd
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http://youtu.be/mxPgplMujzQ
Afternoon, Executive Captain.
I thought that you might like to see this clip of Fred and Ginger. My favourite bits are when her skirt flies up and you see her wonderful thighs.
I've run out of ingredients so I'm not doing a tea trolley today, but I've brought you a few slices of parkin to keep you going.
(Hands Bule a paper bag)
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I wish some of you would look at a map before asking to go somewhere, we're the wrong side of South America for Easter Island >doh<
Sorry, geography was never my strong point plus I forgot where we already were, as per usual >blush<
Good job we've a navigator who knows what he's doing >lol< >thumbsup<
Sorry kizzy, my fault. I had the book upside down. >doh<
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Ahem. Sir C. would that be good ole Yorkshire parkin. ;-)
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Well, I have here a copy of "Yorkshire Teatime Recipes" published by J Salmon Ltd, and it contains several ways with parkin.
More to follow....
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Thanks for the lovely parkin, SirC >magicfairy<... is Yorkshire curd tart a future possibility if you have a Yorks cookbook? :-)
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Thank you for the clip from FRED + GINGER as I was sat watching it I enjoyed eating the parkin it was a nice change from the flapjack
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Hello Suesad
Eeee ba gum lass (broad Yorkshire) that is OLE (Yorkshire Dilect) parkin recipe
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***** Tea trolley *****
Shrimp paste sandwiches
York Ham sandwiches
Smoked salmon and egg vol-au-vents
Harrogate sponge
Fat rascals
Rhubarb gingerbread
Curd tarts
YORKSHIRE tea
Harrogate sponge is a fatless sponge, so it is very light and has to be eaten the same day or it can go a bit rubbery. I have filled it with apricot jam.
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Don't worry about your sponge being wasted - apricot jam is one of my favourite flavours.....
(pats belly, emits usual ladylike delicate burp)
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
A bit of my real life today I met a woman who reconised me from 40 years ago it turns out I used to give 5 year old Sara a ride on my W/c+ we spent hours watching the traffic on the street + I used see her safely over the road as she lived on the other side to me. She is disabled as she has no colegeen between her joints so she feels like the lego-man as bits keep falling off so it's thread related as she is disabled. Sir Cumefrence can I have some Harrogate sponge with lashing's of pipping hot apricote jam
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I'd like some curd tart please (many thanks, SirC, can't get it where I live), followed by Harrogate sponge (have to try something new) and some lovely Yorkshire tea - there's a very Harrogate theme today with the sponge, Betty's fat rascals and the tea. >biggrin<
If you're having supplies brought from Harrogate, is there any cheese from the amazing shop with dozens of different ones? http://www.thecheeseboard.net/
Only asking (I also happen to be vegetarian, so fish or meat options aren't food to me)... >whistle<
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Hello Seegee
Our solar powered ship is towing a barge full of Yorkshire water so the Harrogate theme is strong, I paticurly like the taste + the Yorkshire water enhance's the taste. (We Yorkie's have to keep the White Rose of Yorkshire flowering with eternal beuty
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I think we can get on these days, bule - even if I am from the red-rose >rose< side of the Pennines... ;-) >biggrin<
I did live in Leeds for a few years (have lived in Cheshire and Staffordshire too) but am now back a few miles from Manchester (now Greater Manchester, was Lancashire) near where I was born. :-)
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Hello Seegee
Yes reckon as not we can get on ;-) >biggrin< I hate falling out but having an occassionaly spat/falling out this will kep the TV audiance intrested in following the ship + the crew I as Captainallowed T.V camaeas to travel with us + show A.B peole what we are realy like (warts + all). Not the sannattized pre-record heavily censord stuff the BBC + ITV show about life in a residental home
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Good afternoon, >captain< - how lovely to meet up with someone you knew from so long ago, and to be remembered too >biggrin<
Sorry I didn't leave you very much of the Harrogate sponge >blush< - but I suffered for my greed, I had to go to Dr House for some vile-tasting jollop >yikes<
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Good Evening Kizzy Kazaer
About the Harrogate sponge there was 1/2 helping left but it was of a fantastic quality (Sir Cumefrence is just such a MASTER in the kitchen it was surburb taste. I did not mind you got double helping's (Alcha seltzer) is Dr House's remady for upset tummy's
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Seegee, you can get various bits of overpriced Betty's cack from them online.
http://www.bettys.co.uk/
Executive Captain:
"Our solar powered ship is towing a barge full of Yorkshire water so the Harrogate theme is strong, I paticurly like the taste + the Yorkshire water enhance's the taste. (We Yorkie's have to keep the White Rose of Yorkshire flowering with eternal beuty"
Since when? I didn't know that. I have been saving it up and, er, diluting it.
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Bule, are we going to be trimming up the boat and celebrating Her Majesty's Diamond Jubilee?
Landlubbers are going to get a TWO DAY bank holiday with free silver spoons and marzipan corgis thrown in, apparently.
http://www.bettys.co.uk/Jubilee,250.aspx
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
As we are berthed here in Venezula Eric is flying Suessad to Angel fall's + me to sit by the side of this water-fall so we can have a shower as the water splash's of the rock'd I also am having white rose emblam's painted all over the hull, butting hanging of the solar sail's union Jack's flying from the mast + a large flag with the Number 60 flying high I've got choclates in the fridge so they don't melt in this carribean heat
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SirC, I won't be buying from Betty's online, though it's very kind of you to find the website; others with a sweeter tooth might like something from there? I only mentioned Betty's because I don't remember seeing fat rascals anywhere else - it's not a place I ever frequented. I see they do sell Yorkshire tea-loaf, which the captain may appreciate - an alternative way of getting some Taylor's tea. ;-)
I much preferred the wonderful cheese shop if in Harrogate. >biggrin<
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Hello Seegee
Your >captain< does like Yorkshire tea loaf but with butter spread on the surface/top I enjoyed some fot supper when Eric in his little but bright yellow helicopter brought us back (suessad + I we were both soaked but gigily happy
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Hello Seegee
I have a tin full of Yorkshire tea biscuts the biscuts are a T shape they are of a rich creamy taste (holding the tin up to Eeegee) will you take one ?.
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Thank you, Captain - haven't had one of those before. :-) Mmm, nice, too. >biggrin<
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Hello Seegee
I got the biscut's with a promotional voucher from Yorkshire tea :-)
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Hello Seegee
Ridding through the street's of Chile is like been inside a rainbow all the building's are brightly painted inculding the corregatted fence's around the propites + the fashions pe ople wear remind me of been in an oldie world Spanish village + it's hard to belive the active volcaneo's are snow covered I've been talking + my dream of disabled people playing an active role in main stream life is taking a real hold here in the shantie town's were the people are warm + very surrportive of us
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***** Supper *****
Smoked haddock fishcakes
Spinach
Carrots
Rhubarb and custard
Mints - TO REFRESH THE PALATE
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* now has earworm of the 'Roobarb and Custard' cartoon theme tune*
So you can all suffer along with me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zedq1VhaS90
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
You have the >captain< full symathpy it might not be so bad if it was classical music E.G green-sleves
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No-o-o-o, please not ruddy 'Greensleeves', that's the chime on the local ice-cream van and he's not changed it in fourteen years of coming round my way >runforthehills<
Now proper classical music, like the rousing Handel's Hallelujah Chorus, I don't mind that on repeat play....
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I enjoy Greensleeves, but the ice cream van round my way has a different (fortunately unidentified) chime that is rather irritating (turns into a very stubborn earworm) so I understand your point, Kizzy...
>runforthehills<
Here's another shameless plug for my youtube exploits >devil< - one of my favourite Classical pieces for your enjoyment...
Faure's Pavane (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh7526-QSHY)
>biggrin<
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Hello Sasha
I have to say I did NOTLIKE Faure's Pavane I thought the piano key was thumped to hard (that was very repedative + annoying if I heard a lot of it I would throw myself over board)recommend you wear ear phone's while listenning to it !.
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MESSAGE for Stalwart
Good Morning OO trusted + reverd navigator please would you kindly plot a course to Port of Punto Piedras. Eric's little yellow helicopter is safely stored in the hanger after bringing suessad + I back from Angel fall's
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Kizzy, you posted a link to a kids' telly programme & this was on the uTube page too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwzVjsu9XvM&feature=related
I watched lots of kids' TV until I was about 15 even though most of it was aimed at people who were 7. >lol< I think I was about 10 when Pugwash appeared.
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Hello Seegee
I remember Captain Pugwash 50 year's ago when I was 7 + some of his adventures inspired Captain Bulekingfisher pactiular the theme tune (earworms) but I can turn them off by concentrating on some thing else
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MESSAGE for Stalwart
Good Morning OO trusted + reverd navigator please would you kindly plot a course to Port of Punto Piedras. Eric's little yellow helicopter is safely stored in the hanger after bringing suessad + I back from Angel fall's
Uruguay is almost the other end of South America, don't you want to go to Surinam and Brazil first? >cool<
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Good Morning trusted navigator
As you can see my navigation skill's are useless so I reily heavely on your skill's. Yes Brazil sound's ideal to go + teach/practice inter-gration + harmony while the festival's are happenning we could knock up our own float + I think I will ask the whole crew for idea's (so every one put your thinking cap's on + post a few idea's this round the World jorunnoy is about how YOU see intergration because it is YOUR one + only World
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Hello Sasha
I have to say I did NOTLIKE Faure's Pavane I thought the piano key was thumped to hard (that was very repedative + annoying if I heard a lot of it I would throw myself over board)recommend you wear ear phone's while listenning to it !.
Ooo *flounces* Well, I like it...
;-) Sorry Captain. I'm not a pianist by trade - electric keyboard is my limit really - but thank you for the constructive criticism - I shall try to play the keys more gently in future... >thumbsup<
Here is a master playing the same tune...
Faure's Pavane - Pianola version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUsGh2xYYQg&feature=related)
>magicfairy<
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>lol<
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Hello Sasha
I think every personal opinan need's backing up with a good reason (senseable) so we can be reasonable + that's essential in the confined space of a ship we ca'nt do with to many pre-maddonna's (so maybe rein in your flounce's a little) I am NOT pianist as I only have coordanit reflex's on my right side + you need 2 hand's for a piano/keyboard
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***** Tea trolley *****
Egg and cress sandwiches
Roast beef and horseradish sandwiches
York Ham sandwiches
Hula Hoops
Richmond Maids of Honour
Banana, chocolate and hazelnut loaf (Nigel Slater)
Cream Meringues
Brandy snaps
Lemon and sultana cake
The tea urn has been plugged in. Help yourself.
>biggrin<
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I only remember the colour version of Pugwash from 1974-5, Captain. >blush<
Egg sandwiches, Hula Hoops, lemon and sultana cake with some Yorkshire tea will be lovely, thank you, SirC. >thumbsup<
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I love the Banana Choclate + hazelnut loaf + it is washed down with gallons of Yorkshire tea
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Thank you, Captain. In real life I really made the real thing today and it is not too bad.
Loads of it left, though...
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I think I have room in my tummy for some more of your cake
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Hello Stalwart (walk about)
An idea for a float in the Brazil carneval I think a giant Globe of the Earth + wheelchair's on all 5 continent in an effort to teach every one that this one + only World belong's to everyone AB peole as well as disabled people + this thread highlight's this situation
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I like the idea of a giant globe cap'n. But, where do we find one big enough to hold 5 wheelchairs.
Hmm, wonder if Mr Branson can help. >cool<
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A globe like this, with added wheelchairs, Captain? This was in Manchester Day parade a couple of years ago...
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Hello Suessad
Seegee seem's to be on the same wave lengh as me + I'm thrilled to find such support
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Hello Seegee
I will have to establish a video/radio link with Richard Branson + get a ballon to represnt the blue marble/globe with 5 model wheelchair's made from light weight polyistrene, this willmafe a really good float in Rio de jaino the T.V camara's will beam our message around the World so improving our message of inter-gration + smooth harmony
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Hello SashaQ
About ear worms I said I like Greensleeves but I could put up with Instermenal music by Glen Miller (string of pearls)
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Hello Seegee
I've just got off the video link to Richard Branson + he is flying a blue marble/Earth globe out to brazil then our little hairy Norse friend Eric will fly his helicopter out to pick it up we can inflate the ballon with helium gas as it is inhert/non flamable + gule the polysitrene symbol's of wheelchair's on the greeny/brown patch's represnting the 5 continent's with the advantage of floating the ballon on high so A.B people can see us from a distance + NO-ONE can fail to comperend our message of INTERGRATION + HARMONY
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Hope there are a few non-wheelie symbols too so that integration includes everybody, Captain - we want non-wheelchair users (and non-disabled people) all living harmoniously. >thumbsup<
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Hello SeeGee
In the intrest's of harmony how about a few push bike's + a few pair's of hikeing boot's (fell walking)
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Hello Captain
Walking & cycling are very good ways of getting around for lots of people. I'm a walker myself (and a member of the Ramblers, I do a bit of hillwalkng).
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Hello SeeGee
A few month's before this road accident I tried to complete the Lyghtwake walk (fell walking) but the cloud came down 1/2 way through so we had to stop + go back to the beginning) Eric is using an electric heated knife to cut/melt the wheelchair's bycicle's + walking boot's to glue these sybol's on to the ballon/globe of our 1 planet
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Cap'n the replacement balloon just arrived.
Please, don't let Eric use that electric heated knife on it again. >lol<
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The Lyke Wake Walk is quite a challenge; doubt I could do it... well, I could in 2 or 3 days!
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**** Dinner ****
Roast beef with Yorkshire pudding, horseradish sauce, gravy
Roast potatoes
Cabbage, carrots.
Jam sponge and custard.
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Potatoes, cabbage, carrots and horseradish sauce for me then.
Followed by some of that lovely sponge & custard please, SirC.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
The dinner menu meet's with the captain's apporvel as it alway's does but as we are in Brazil where they grow coco can I have a milky hot choclate sivo pla (French for please) Sasha can corret me if nessacry
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Hello Sunny Clouds
I've heard on the grape vine that you have a militry back ground so I would like you to take some pressure off Eric's shoulder's + be our cheif security officer he maintain all the buggie's, wheelchair's, crutch's + all the other aid's for disabled people. He also fly's the ship's helicopter
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I would like you to take some pressure off Eric's shoulder's + be our cheif security officer
I thought that was me, so I've obviously been given my cards.... but what did I do?
No worries, it seems to be running fine without me anyway >thumbsup<
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Hello Kizzy Kaazaer
SORRY the lack of coordantion/reflex's on the left side of my body mean's my self confidnce is dubious so I often forget what I'm suppossed to be doing + as security officer you are keeping Sir Cumefrence in order + I appereciate that very much sorry again I got my wire's mixed up
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Bule, did you ban Prab from the Good Ship? You know how badly we need a resident barnacle.
Re: Quotes of today that we love...! by hossylass
« Reply #155 on: Today at 03:06:07 am »
Kindly interevene.
Sir Cumference
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**** Tea trolley ****
Prawn cocktail sandwiches
Egg and cress sandwiches
Mushroom vol-au-vents
Battenburg cake
Death by Chocolate
Apricot frangipane
Hazelnut biscuits
Tea. No arguments.
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Hello Kizzy Kaazaer
SORRY the lack of coordantion/reflex's on the left side of my body mean's my self confidnce is dubious so I often forget what I'm suppossed to be doing + as security officer you are keeping Sir Cumefrence in order + I appereciate that very much sorry again I got my wire's mixed up
No problems, Cap'n, and >tah< for the explanation - so we can give each other 'reasonable adjustments' when required ;-)
Yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing our would-be barnacle back too (as per Sir C's post on previous page) - see if you can entice him, I am guessing you may have scared him off with your stern voice of authority (he didn't see how it worked round here and that your 'bark is worse than your bite'....)
Cor, Death By Chocolate, haven't seen that around for many a year. Cheers >tea<
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That's because it is the same one. It has been in the deep freeze and has to be eaten within 48 hours, so dig in, or it may come true.
KK, thank you for the Captain Pugwash link. I had a great time watching old episodes of The Herbs and Hong Kong Phooey - funny how he seems to have disappeared from the schedules.
I liked the episode of Pugwash adrift on a raft, and then suddenly crew members below deck open a hatch and come aboard the raft. Brilliant.
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Speaking in soft following voice hello sir cumefrence please pretty please can we have a soft version of death by choclate (a very popular choice amongest the crew) there is plenty of fresh coca here in brazil >rose< >tah<
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Hello Suessad
I have many yards/meters between the ballon, the heated knife + the polystierne to avoid any accident's as I've learnt the hard what blunders he can make left unsupervised
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
A VERY BIG YES you can have Bill the Barneccal back as I did NOT him as I realise how much you admirred him/her (see I considerred the gender) I might have a stern voice but I have a sensitve + compassante nature
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Good evening, Cap'n Bule, just taking a stroll on deck before I retire to my cabin, making sure all is in order >biggrin<
I liked the episode of Pugwash adrift on a raft, and then suddenly crew members below deck open a hatch and come aboard the raft. Brilliant.
Y'know, I was quite disappointed to discover last year that all the stuff about Pugwash characters being based on, ahem, sexual innuendo (Master Bates, Seaman Staines) was just an urban myth, apparently...
Still interesting choice of names though >whistle<
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Hello All Crew
When I am NOT captainning this ship I use my time to practice Antique furniture restoration I've just been treating (sand paper) 4 Queen Anne leg's to fix on a coffee table to be sold in auction to raise funds for the hospice
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has anyone seen Legiron recently?
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Thankyou for a lovely breakfast now I just go to the bridge + make a ship wide look out call for legiorn
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What breakfast was that? I didn't see anything on offer - or is it a Captain-only special treatment thing?
Legiron is fine, he's posted in the last few days on the OOH2 board. Was he ever a passenger on the Good Ship? If so, must have been in the BBC Ouch! days because I don't recall seeing him here...
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er, no, it was some failed reference to bule's leg-restoring talents, although he inclines to the Queen Anne / coffee table type.
I'll get my coat.
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Sir C. take your coat off and start singing.
Cap'n I'm sorry we forgot.
Belated Birthday wishes to you.
Hope it was a good one. >hugs<
>cake< >happybirthday<
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>lol< >lol<
Well remembered sue! I think I have a birthday cake stashed away somewhere... *rummages in cabin*
No, it wasn't in my cabin after all, so I went ashore and found a fresh one >biggrin<
(http://www.patisserie-valerie.co.uk/products/300x300/c1a.jpg)
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I hadn't a clue when the >captain< 's birthday was! If it's today, Many Happy Returns, sir >rose< >gift<
Msr Sasha, a wonderful confection of a cake indeed - let's just hope there's some left for the birthday boy ...
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer, Sasha, Suessad
Thank you for the belated but fresh cream cake + wish's. My birthday was 22/5/12 + I was 57. I had a good day in the morning I was swimming + I had a surprise cake in the leisure center so I shared my cake with a lot of support workers who were looking after their client's. I had a board meeting in the afternoon + we all had tea + cake. So a very good day alround. I think it might be a good idea to have our carneval float in the shape of a mobility scoter then I could sit in it dressed in my bulehingfisher outfit + tie the Earth (symbol) globe (helim ballon) to the back rest of the buggy. It is classed as an educational tool so NOjumped up/jobs worth burcrat can complain about it (health + Safety) (bully in a peaked cap)
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I hadn't a clue when the >captain< 's birthday was! If it's today, Many Happy Returns, sir >rose< >gift<
Me neither.
Msr Sasha, a wonderful confection of a cake indeed - let's just hope there's some left for the birthday boy ...
Yes, and how about a fireworks display?
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I have learnt from 5 birthday cake exprince's I've got to get the very first slice of cake before someone (remain nameless) eat's it all + I'm upset about that !!!!!! yes a firework display before the street carnival is a good idea
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That's if 'Elf and Safety' will allow it....if we see an officious-looking jobsworth coming our way, shall we accidentally-on-purpose shove him overboard? >devil<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
With out sounding nasty if a jobs worth (waste of space) comes any where near us tie a heavy lead weight around his neck before you push him over board as we do'nt want a smelly creep comming back (health + Safety +nosey parker are the same thing except one is sponserd by feebel brained dim wits at No 10
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I wonder if elf + safety take lesson's from Nitty Nora (checking the head's of school children) as they are so good at fault finding (Bible teaching remove the mill stone from your own eye before removing the grit from your neigbours eye
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'Nitty Nora' >lol< >lol<
It's all come about because of the 'always someone else's fault' compensation culture, Cap'n Bule - lots of money to be made there ...
feebel brained dim wits at No 10
>thumbsup<
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00t0fzn
The Diabolical Gourmet
I thought this play was very funny. "Gaston, more cream at the table"
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
In my most stern + server voice I commaned you to go easyh food I speak for all crew + passangers WE ALL LOVE YOUR MENUS + WOULD HATE FOR YOU TO BECOME INCAPACATED THROUGH OVER INDULGENCE it might seem a nice way to go but death is unforante what ever methord you use + WE ALL LOVE YOU
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Oh heck, I forgot it was the Captain's birthday too - it should be easy for me to remember because he was born on the same day as one of my brothers (22-5-55). >doh<
Sorry Cap'n >blush< - hope you had a good birthday. >happybirthday<
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Hello SeeGee
Not to worry my memory can go just like that I think my faulty central nervous system interfeeres with my ability to concentrate for long periods
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Hello Kizz y Kazaer
When I talk about nity nora I was NOT trying to get compernsation becase there are 2 negitvely charged DIM WITS in N0 10 so who do you blame David/Nick they are both as bad as each other
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Thanks for the link to the play, SirCumference - I hope nobody here has such dastardly plans. >lol<
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Hello SeeGee
There are no dastedly people on the HAPPYNESS as we are NOT a pirate ship like the FLYING PIG which captain pugwash comands in the far + distance past when we were on a BBC web site the Yorkshire attacked the LACE + BANE + commenderd us. I as ship's doctor sank the ship to remove all trace's of pirate's + created the HAPPYNESS a ship + atmosphere people LOVE to share in so there NO dasterdly behavior even from the rebal rouser known as Sir Cumefrence
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Cap'n, Land Ahoy.
Erm, where are we. >erm<
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Hello Suessad
BRAZIL, BRAZIL is the name of the land you can see I'm NOT sure of the name our erstwhile navigator has docked us in but hopefully our walk about Aussie friend will be back soon or I'll have to send him to the bowls of the ship to do buggy, wheelchair, crutch,walking stick maintnce with rough + ready Eric. But as it is carnival time Eric is creating a float shaped like a mobility scooter with a giant helim ballon tied to the back rest with 5 greeny/brown shapes painted on to represent the land continats.
Aisa is a problem because they think we will disrupt their corputted version of communism but I'm NOT saying any thing about politics. It is like the head of MERDUSA (Greek mytholagy)
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Cap'n, Land Ahoy.
Erm, where are we. >erm<
Oi, that's my line >lol<
Ooh, carnival time >magicfairy< I've always wanted to be one of the dancers on a float >bliss< Pump up the volume on that salsa beat...
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GO GIRL GO
Hello Kizzy Kazaer
You can shake your stuff as you are stood on the bonnut/nose of the buggy as I drive down the boullivide, I've had a quite word with Suessad about useing you line she is sorry + won't do it again. I likke the bikni clad girl's twisting hola hoop's on there hip's stood on the float in front of us the polystrine cut out model's look good on the blue marble/helim balloon EG wheelchair's,push bike's+ hiking/fell boots representing HARMONY + INTER-GRATIONOOh boy !!the noise+vibration is un-beiliveable
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>welcome< to Sao Luis the capital of Maranhao, the only Brazilian state capital founded by the french.
We're here for the Bumba-meu-boi, the northern style of carnival (different from the ones normally associated with Brazil. This is in june.
Please google the city as it is very beautiful and located on an island.
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
As my first officer I am making a captain's desion that we should stay here in Soa Luis Brazil for a good few month's from the video's Stalwart suggested it look's like paradise, the crew are well behaved + I have'nt seen the dreaded >flyswatter< for a while you look after disaplne (I hope I'm NOT speaking to soon !
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Cap'n, Land Ahoy.
Erm, where are we. >erm<
Oi, that's my line >lol<
Oops, I better hide. >runforthehills<
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Stalwart, it is indeed a veritable dream location you have steered us into >thumbsup< Glorious rich pink sunsets...
Suessad - you can show yourself now, the >flyswatter< has been put away >lol< - as Cap'n Bule says, everybody is so good here >angel<, it's gathering dust...
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Our bartender/entartainment officer mousior SashaQ is in his element here as he can speak French like a native (onion seller in his stripey jersey riding his bike twisting his mostash while his little berri is set at a jaunnty angel)
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Ooh la-la!
I've forgotten most of my schoolgirl French, perhaps I'd better have some private lessons ..
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
SashaQ might teach you girls to do La can can dancing if you ask him nicely even Sir Cumefrence might lend you a pair of frilly knicker's (his favorite with the pink ruffel that has red stiching to hold it on to a white body + the leg hole's are wide enough to go aroud his chubby thighs
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What a wonderful picture....
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if you ask him nicely even Sir Cumefrence might lend you a pair of frilly knicker's (his favorite with the pink ruffel that has red stiching to hold it on to a white body + the leg hole's are wide enough to go aroud his chubby thighs
>lol< >lol< >lol<
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Stalwart, it is indeed a veritable dream location you have steered us into >thumbsup< Glorious rich pink sunsets...
Suessad - you can show yourself now, the >flyswatter< has been put away >lol< - as Cap'n Bule says, everybody is so good here >angel<, it's gathering dust...
I agree, we are all >angel< ( cough )
What a week and what a beautiful country.
First I went on a Boat trip through the inside sea going past Porcos Bay, 2 Brothers Mount and Dolphins Bay where I swam with the spinner dolphins. Then on to Sancho Bay, a fabulous beach, surrounded by a natural wall, we had to climb a ladder fastened to the rock. A beach of unforgettable beauty where we found the nests of aquatic birds.
I'm back out again after a >tea<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
SashaQ might teach you girls to do La can can dancing if you ask him nicely even Sir Cumefrence might lend you a pair of frilly knicker's (his favorite with the pink ruffel that has red stiching to hold it on to a white body + the leg hole's are wide enough to go aroud his chubby thighs
A pair between us. >erm<
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Hello Suessad
We can stay here in paridse for a few month's.
I'm having a horrible time with my buggy on Monday the speed was a problem I normaly keep it on 5 but it was very sluggish the repair shop have just rung to say the throtle needs replacing that will take a while because Bank holiday then Jubile celabrationsbut repair man will lend me a buggy (good news)
Eric has put a Kiss me hat on + he is skipping along the beach Sir Cumefrence is hidding in his cabain with embarressment (middle age crisis)
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>lol< >lol< >lol<
Sir Cumference in an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini and Eric skipping in his Kiss me hat - swoon!
>lol< >lol< >lol<
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Hello SashaQ
If you swoon hairy Eric might come + give you the kiss of life >lol< (he is very safety consiccoss)
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I'm going to have a real Brazilian as soon as we set foot on shore.
I shall be heading for the nearest grooming parlour and demanding the ultimate crack, back and sack wax. They can do my ear and nose hair too - if they're lucky. Plus my chest wig could do with de-matting and maybe a bit of back-combing would help.
You ain't seen nothing, yet. http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=back+sack+and+crack+wax&oq=back%2C+sa&aq=1&aqi=g4&aql=&gs_l=hp.1.1.0l4.1196.6374.0.15589.8.8.0.0.0.0.135.1022.0j8.8.0...0.0.ilEg9OzOo-M&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=457b969bdb574b7b&biw=1008&bih=649
Take your pick.
Brazil was a good choice, Stalwart, assuming it was a choice and not simply another navigational hash, on top of which a thin veneer of intentionality and manic jollity has been pasted.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Stalwart did NOT repeat NOT make a navagational blunder when he took us to Brazil because it was the >captain< choice to go here as I like the idea of a carnival we need light relife as promtting inter-gration + harmony is a very serious business (it's heavey) man. I have a problem with nose + ear hair + I wonder if any thing can be done regarrds chin + upper lip as shaving is a drag.
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Eric has put a Kiss me hat on + he is skipping along the beach Sir Cumefrence is hidding in his cabain with embarressment (middle age crisis)
"Middle age crisis"
Is that when his age finally matches his waist measurement >whistle<
By the way they don't speak much french here it's mostly portuguese, but a lot of the old buildings are french.
I hope you all enjoy this place, it's one of my favourites.
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http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/835/why-do-older-men-have-hair-growing-in-their-noses-and-ears
Dear Captain
On the subject of your ear and nose hair challenge, the above site may be of help.
We could also combine forces and write a self-help guide for management of nose and ear hair, or at least start a thread hosted by a friendly Agony Uncle.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
THANKYOU for the address about ear + nose hair but my computer could'nt open the page anyway the problem is not over serious I can live with it. About our carnival float I think it should be in the shape of a mobility buggy which is coverd in sandy + green coloured flower's to give the illousion of a river bank with me in orange coloured trouser's + waist coat with a flowing elecyic blue cape. Kizzy Kazaer dancing on the bonet shaking her female curves like a good un
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Hello SashaQ
If you swoon hairy Eric might come + give you the kiss of life >lol< (he is very safety consiccoss)
>blush< Ooo la la >lol<
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>>> The sun sets over the yardarm <<<
>>> SashaQ and Sir Cumference take up strategic places on deck <<<
Both simultaneously launch a volley of Schwarzwalderkirschtorte into the air ~>~@ !!! @~<~
SashaQ lobs a slice of birthday cake ~~<| and scores a direct hit. Sir Cumference returns fire with a well-aimed round of profiteroles @@@ ~
Abandoning cover, they rush forward, brandishing cake knives - en garde!
Superb swordsmanship, but suddenly Sasha is unbalanced, and sits squarely in the Schwarzwalderkirschtorte. Sir C moves in for the finish, but his feet falter and he falls, rolling over the profiteroles.
Discarding the cake knives, they wrestle - cake flies everywhere, the deck is slippery, and they slide overboard...
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>>>SashaQ surfaces <<<
Phew - I enjoyed that... >devil<
*swims to the lift and climbs back on board*
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Phew - I enjoyed that... >devil<
So did I....
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I've broke out in a sweat watching Sir Cumefrence + the talking + talented sheep fighting it out over a tasty nibble I thought Sir Cumfrence might of squashed >lol< little Sasha but he's a plucky little sheep ;-) I got worried when the knive's came out you are suppossed to be our serquerty cheif where is the >flyswatter<look up there >flyingpig<
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Good morning >captain<
I got worried when the knive's came out you are suppossed to be our serquerty cheif where is the >flyswatter<look up there
Sometimes you just gotta let things flow - a man has to do what a man has to do, etc ..
I must be mellowing in my old age ;-)
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
You are not alone in getting old ! + I'll have to lock Sir Cumefrence + SashaQ in there resptive cabains so they miss a lot of the carnival (they both know the rules + neither of them have learning diffecltys + they both know I'm NO PUSH OVER )
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Hello Sir Cumefrence +SashaQ
I hope you 2 are RED FACED + THROUGHLY ASHAMED of your self's I would'nt of set an example Tto the rest of the crew if you 2 had stuck to a food fight but you both used deadly wepon's + this is the HAPPYNESS you may of had no intention of injurring each other but the FACT was you choose to use the knive's I'm bloody furrious with both of you num skull's
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Before I forget on the 16th June I've got a week's respite so as you are my first officer I will be leaving my captain's hat for you to wear as you will be in charge + you will make sure Sir Cumfrence + SashaQ get bread + water 3x a day they still have comfert of their cabains but NO liberty
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I've broke out in a sweat watching Sir Cumefrence + the talking + talented sheep fighting it out over a tasty nibble I thought Sir Cumfrence might of squashed >lol< little Sasha but he's a plucky little sheep ;-) I got worried when the knive's came out you are suppossed to be our serquerty cheif where is the >flyswatter<look up there >flyingpig<
>thumbsup< >lol< >lol< >lol<
No worries - they were only cake knives with rounded ends, but they make a satisfying "clink" noise when they clash >devil< >lol< and cut through the Schwarzwalderkirschtorte cake very nicely ;-) (http://www.h2g2.com/h2g2/skins/Alabaster/images/Smilies/f_cake.gif)
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Before I forget on the 16th June I've got a week's respite so as you are my first officer I will be leaving my captain's hat for you to wear as you will be in charge + you will make sure Sir Cumfrence + SashaQ get bread + water 3x a day they still have comfert of their cabains but NO liberty
Dear Cap'n Bule,
While I shall be honoured to wear your hat and assume command in your absence, I would request clemency for the two in the light of the information that Msr Sasha has just provided, regarding the knives being more non-injurious than was first supposed.
I also solemnly declare that I have accepted NO bribe from the aforementioned, as in the biggest share of said Schwarzwalder-wotsit confection....
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I have a problem with nose + ear hair + I wonder if any thing can be done regarrds chin + upper lip as shaving is a drag.
If you have tried, but failed, to end it all with cake knives, don't rule out the advantages that decapitation can bring, is all I have to say.
http://www.waynerosso.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/guillotine.jpg
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I see that was my 300th post, but will I be honoured with a flypast by the Red Arrows?
I VERY MUCH DOUBT IT.
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
After a very deep + satisfing nights sleep I have relented + will PARDON Sir Cumefrence + SashaQ after there folly with semi blunt cake knife's with rounded end's + I do NOTbeilive in extremmism so there's NO repeat NOchance of de-capation to remove faciall hair
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After a very deep + satisfing nights sleep I have relented + will PARDON Sir Cumefrence + SashaQ
Not that we'll get any thanks for it from at least 50% of the parties involved <pfffft>
I see that was my 300th post, but will I be honoured with a flypast by the Red Arrows?
I VERY MUCH DOUBT IT.
We can't manage the Red Arrows, but here's the next best thing:
>flyingpig< >dragon< >flyingpig< >dragon< >flyingpig< >dragon<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I agree I won't get many thank's from 50% of those concerned but I do like my food so as we say in Yorkshire (lest said son'est mended)
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***** Dinner *****
Fig and mint salad
Breton chowder
Vegetable terrine
Herb-stuffed bass in lettuce casing
Gratin of artichokes
Saffron chard
Scalloped potatoes
Orange Bavarian rice
Champagne sorbet (to clear the palate)
Toblerone
Shandy Bass.
Kawfee
Attire: Dinner jacket. Carpet slippers may be worn at the manager's discretion
Service is not included
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
It is good to see you with a dinner trolly. Do you like my white shirt, dicky bow + DJ with matching trouser's with black shoe's I try to lead by example, I'll start with the herby bass. Followed by the champane sorbet THANKYOU
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Dear Cap'n Bule,
While I shall be honoured to wear your hat and assume command in your absence, I would request clemency for the two in the light of the information that Msr Sasha has just provided, regarding the knives being more non-injurious than was first supposed.
I also solemnly declare that I have accepted NO bribe from the aforementioned, as in the biggest share of said Schwarzwalder-wotsit confection....
Thank you Kizzy (http://www.h2g2.com/h2g2/skins/Alabaster/images/Smilies/f_cake.gif), thank you Captain (http://www.h2g2.com/h2g2/skins/Alabaster/images/Smilies/f_cake.gif)
Fantastic flypast by the way >thumbsup< >lol<
I like the Captain's outfit - very smart, sir >thumbsup< >cool<
I'm wearing my black bowtie and DJ too, and I shall join you for the herby bass and champagne sorbet - excellent choice if I may say so.
Hopefully I'll be able to wear my carpet slippers to dinner, as my shoes are still a bit damp...
*attempts to catch the eye of the manager*
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on the floor having swigged 4 cases of Shandy Bass
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Service is not included
Oh, I see...
*helps self to herby bass and brings some for the Captain*
*brings the Champagne Sorbet after the main meal as well*
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Hello SashaQ
Thankyou for your kind table service BTW do you think some one should put a pillow under Sir Cumefrence's head while he sleep's it off with the climate here in Soa Luis he will not need a blanket to cover him up. I like the sparkley dress Kizzy Kazaer is wearing
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Morning Sir C.
Sorry, I didn't mean to shout. >whistle<
Just thought you'd like a cup of black coffee. >tea<
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Hello Suessad
That was very thoughtfull of you to get Sir Cumefrence a cup/mug of strong black coffee after a hang over + hopefully he can give you an extra helping at dinner time's.
I love the pridtine beach's here in Soa Luis just as the blood red sun slip's below the horizon it cast;s long shadows over the mis-shaped rock's cast along the golden but narrow beach
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Are you comming in to town with me you said you want a brazilan I assume you mean have hot wax pored on your private's (crown jewuals) I will start with having my leg's waxed then if I do'nt feel embarressed/cold I will be more adventuros
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Dear Suessad
Thank you for the coffee, and all your attempts to revive me. Same time next Monday? Great.
Anyway Captain, it is great news that you are going to join me in the Brazilian waxing stakes. I have been studying the form and am impressed by the Red Arrows EIIR that they did in honour of Her Majesty, picture here:
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=red+arrows+EIIR&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1008&bih=649&tbm=isch&tbnid=zwW9CvFqZuTkgM:&imgrefurl=http://www.cotswolds.com/latest-news/articletype/articleview/articleid/759/raf-to-repeat-eiir-flypast-at-royal-international-air-tattoo&docid=oM7tMPEuOPmFKM&imgurl=http://www.cotswolds.com/Portals/4/Images/Events/DSC_8786-Windsor-19-5-12-PhilWhalley.JPG&w=1024&h=681&ei=hZjOT42xJNHu8QPl593lDA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=100&vpy=166&dur=374&hovh=119&hovw=179&tx=118&ty=92&sig=114997561307641074763&page=1&tbnh=119&tbnw=179&start=0&ndsp=17&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:73
So I may ask the waxers to do something similar for me, or a tribute to Hossylass who has recently retired. Maybe a hoof print. What do you think?
!!!!! Big link
As we are in Brazil I thought I would get the best treatment here. Mind you, if we go to Hollywood, they have an even more drastic treatment.
OK, what time shall we go?
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I don't think my damaged nervous system (could put up with/tolarate) the hustle + bustle of the high speed life style of Hollywood so I will give it a miss but people living there recive TV + radio infomation of our mission to inter-grate able boded people with disabled people with harmony is transmitted 24/7. We do the same thing in the middle east as most of their idea's are extemist + hostile to any thing unconvenitble (painting your finger nail's/showing female skin in public)
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
About waxing I thought a long shaggy mane + forelock/tail might be less painful than aimming for a hoof print to celibrate Hossylass'es retirment
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Where's Sir C, only I'm starving and the trolley's empty. :-(
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Here ya go, hungry campers - I've just ordered a Chinese takeaway:
Sweet-and-sour Chicken and Prawn Balls
Special Egg Fried Rice
Beansprouts and Water Chestnuts
Prawn Crackers
Lychees for dessert
Fill Yer Boots.....
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I see you've been shopping here in Soa Luis Brazil for some nosh as Sir Cumefrence has gone walk about with Stalwart one good thing they wo'nt get lost with Stalwart's navigation skill's (I hopr)
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Thanks for the meal kizzy.
Only problem is my boots feel funny this morning. >erm<
< squelch. squelch.>
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Hello Suessad
Borrow my never ending credit card + go + buy some new boot's Eric will take you in his little yellow helicopter + useing my ATHORITIVE STERN voice
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Hello Suessad
Sorry about the interruption (been Captain it can be hetic) Eric can fly you in to town (in his pride + joy (little yellow helicopter) he is under very strict rule's to fly NO ACROBATIC STUNT'S while passangers are with him + I used my most STERN COMMANDINGvoice to order this + you can use my never ending credit card to buy some new non squeaking boot's
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Good Morning Suessad
How are the new non squeaky boots. Eric tells me he kept a reasonable slow speed + leaval flight so it sounds as if it was a pleasnt sight seeing flight so what were your high-light's ?
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Morning Cap'n.
Phew, just landed. Sorry it took so long but, what a beautiful view we had from the helicopter.
Highly recommended. >thumbsup<
I hope you don't mind, I brought two new pairs, so many to choose from and so many lovely colours too.
I also brought back more choccie for our cupboard.
One for you >chocolate<
One for me. >chocolate<
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I also brought back more choccie for our cupboard.
One for you >chocolate<
One for me. >chocolate<
*cough*
Someone being missed out here?
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Hello Suessad
Yes I see a bright red pair of non squeaky boot's which you can wear when you want to sneak up on old grumble bum (Sir Cumfrence) ;-) + the yellow/orange pair will cheer up grumpy (Dr House). I'll be doing verbal gymnastic's (arguing with) Kizzy Kazaer for the choccy >chocolate< + I'll pull rank if I have to get my fair share !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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***** Tea trolley *****
Egg and cress sandwiches
Salmon and cucumber sandwiches
Egg and bacon pie
Smoked mackerel and horseradish vol-au-vents
Rice cake
Lemon cheesecake
Sultana scones
Bakewell tart
Chocolate roulade
Yorkshire tea
Thank you :-)
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Hello Suessad
Yes I see a bright red pair of non squeaky boot's which you can wear when you want to sneak up on old grumble bum (Sir Cumfrence) ;-) + the yellow/orange pair will cheer up grumpy (Dr House). I'll be doing verbal gymnastic's (arguing with) Kizzy Kazaer for the choccy >chocolate< + I'll pull rank if I have to get my fair share !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No need to get heavy, >captain< - since the tea-trolley rolled in, I've lost my interest in the chocolate anyway....
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Ooo - tea trolley >thumbsup< >biggrin<
Salmon and cucumber sandwiches, Bakewell tart and Yorkshire tea - perfect >cool<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I'm sorry I got confussed + over excited >isurrender> I've just found a big box of soft centerd choc's in my cabain so I'll swop them for the hard/nutty bar's of choc's you have. I've just sent my captain's hat to the dry cleanner's so the crew will reconise you as a figer of Authority while I'm away + if Stalwart come's back while I'm away ask him to plot a course down to Agantina + we can go there as soon as I'm back on board. If he is'nt we'll just get started he know's Time + Tide wait for no man not even >steam< if it's Salwart/Sir Cumfrence
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Wotcha, Cap'n >biggrin< - chocolate swap agreed with much delight, and your hat does fit nicely >thumbsup<
>flyswatter< taken out of storage, dusted off, charged up and on standby < salutes >
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- also, a request from Stalwart, here:
http://ouchtoo.org/index.php?topic=3210.15
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I am glad you have brought the >flyswatter< out of retirment I think the happy wanders might be back from thier walk abouts I think they are 2 middle age louts reliving their naughty junnivial years >rasta<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I've just seen Stalwarts post + we can stay in Northen Brazil for a few more months then go to the Nordic Countrys + our little hairy maintance man/janitor will be cock-o-ut to be in the land of his anscetors (vikings) + we can see the land of the midnight sun (Finland)
Kizzy Kazaer I've been digging + we had 6980 posts in BBC OUCH, 1200 in Aimoo + we have 6940 in OUCH TOO so these figer's are appox so call it 1500 post's to round the number'st
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So in that short time we've done better than on BBC Ouch! in all those years? That's pretty amazing >magic< >applause< >applause<
our little hairy maintance man/janitor will be cock-o-ut
>yikes< I think you need to re-phrase that >blush< - did you actually mean, 'cock-a-hoop'? >lol<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I am glad you have brought the >flyswatter< out of retirment.
Talk for yourself Cap'n, you'll be away. >runforthehills<
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Kizzy, I didn't forget you. Honest. A little >hamster< got into my room and opened it. >chocolate< >whistle<
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It's amazing what creative confabulations people dream up when the Flyswatter is in the vicinity....
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
>angel< I did mean COCK O HOOP when I was talking about our little hairy impaired Nordic friend(historical correct discriotion)
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Hello Suessad
I will leave a BIG NOTE on the dreaded >flyswatter< commading Kizzy Kazaer only use's it spareingly except if the 2 walk about retrobates return because they went Absent With Out Leave + we are a diaplinned ship + Stalwart knows how important disapline is on board ship he served with the Australian Royal Navy
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Captain, are you really sure you want to go to the Nordic countries in a few months' time when it's permanently dark and cold? >erm<
In June/July it's daylight nearly 24 hours and often reasonably warm but I'm not sure my fellow passengers would appreciate a visit in winter. >whistle<
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Ooo - tea trolley >thumbsup< >biggrin<
Salmon and cucumber sandwiches, Bakewell tart and Yorkshire tea - perfect >cool<
Grrr >angry< and I did a vegetarian sandwich just for you.
Retreats to The Plank.
I may be gone for some time.
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
It just occerred to me can I have your pet barnecal attached to the under side of the boat ?
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Captain, are you really sure you want to go to the Nordic countries in a few months' time when it's permanently dark and cold? >erm<
In June/July it's daylight nearly 24 hours and often reasonably warm but I'm not sure my fellow passengers would appreciate a visit in winter. >whistle<
It was my suggestion to go either next summer or now, I wouldn't go in winter, we are not an icebreaker you know!
If we go now we could be in Stavanger in July.
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
It just occerred to me can I have your pet barnecal attached to the under side of the boat ?
Yes, certainly, but why?
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
If I take your barnecl I can prevent Humpfree becomming lonely + while you are on your plank have you got your factor 16 on ? as I do'nt want you looking like a red lobster or all the crew will get a lecture from GRUMPY[/b Dr House + as captain I'll kop it big time from motor mouth alis the plesant Dr (need I say more !!!!!!!!)
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Hello Stalwart
How pleasent to see you on board after some A.W.O.L I ca'nt do much because as navigator you are highly respected amongest the crew + passangers
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SirCumference only needs factor 16? These people who don't get burnt make me positively jealous - I only come out for 20-30 minutes during the day (sunny) time & I'm using factor 60+...
I'm spending most daylight hours below decks sitting in cool air-conditioned library, which is why you don't often see me here on deck. Very good of you to provide that peaceful room with all those books. >captain<
Stalwart is down there occasionally getting charts from their case & plotting potential routes. There are some very good land-maps and guides too besides the books.
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Hello Jockie
I am very glad you enjoy the peace + quite of the libary the lighting in here is solar powerd every time we dock I buy all the title's (fiction + non fiction) I'm very pleased you are happy because I know from painfull personal exprince FRUSTION make's a person very very unhappy so this ship is like a slap in face for misrable people
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Ooo - tea trolley >thumbsup< >biggrin<
Salmon and cucumber sandwiches, Bakewell tart and Yorkshire tea - perfect >cool<
Grrr >angry< and I did a vegetarian sandwich just for you.
Retreats to The Plank.
I may be gone for some time.
Grr >angry< indeed - it's not me that's the vegetarian, it's seegee, I think, and I'm sure she appreciated the vegetarian option. >thumbsup<
I don't mind an Egg & Cress sandwich, but I do adore Salmon and Cucumber... >biggrin<
And if you don't like it, you'll have my butter knife to answer to... >devil<
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Hello SashQ
York Captain is starting to get very angrey with you for encoraging vilonce (it might NOT be lethal) but it encorage's unpleasnent behaviour so I'm locking you in your cabain + there is an inter-net in your cabain + if Sir Cumefrence start's gloating about your in-carsartion I will put him in solatriy
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>yikes<
"No More 'Mr Nice Guy'" ;-)
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Mr Captain BuleKingFisher Nice Guy is alive +kicking but determed to draw a (mythical line in the sand) so the whole crew + passangers know what behaviour is acceptable + I will lend you my cap first thing tomorrow as I leave at 8.30 am for a week's respite (keep the 2 mis-crent's looked up they can serve as unpaid examples as to what happens to naughty boy's
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Aah.. Peace.
Everyone seems to have abandoned ship.
Good job the urn was left on.
Strange that the chocolate chest was left open. ( not that I'm complaining. ) >whistle<
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I think when the Captain is away and puts me in charge, it scares everybody off >yikes<
Help yourself to whatever's available while there's a shortage of competition....
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Tea + chocolate? Wonder how much chocolate I can actually eat... >devil< >chocolate< >tea<
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Tea + chocolate? Wonder how much chocolate I can actually eat... >devil< >chocolate< >tea<
So bribery with comestibles really does overcome fear of the >flyswatter< then....
>lol< >thumbsup<
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I was wondering if I could eat enough of it to stop losing weight, but probably not. >lol< >lol<
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That's not a bad position to be in >biggrin< Well, assuming there's no major health problem behind it - if there is, please excuse my flippancy ..
(oh, and do have some nuts - lots of good nutritious calories there and it's easy to eat a fair few of them >whistle< )
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(oh, and do have some nuts - lots of good nutritious calories there and it's easy to eat a fair few of them >whistle< )
For some maybe. >lol<
Segee, how are you feeling today. Poor Kizzy has to go chocolate shopping.
Hope she's got a big bag. >lol<
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Oh, don't feel sorry for me - shopping for confectionery is really what I call 'retail therapy'; sod the clothes, make-up, 'smellies' and all the other traditionally 'girly stuff' >lol< >magicfairy<
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Hi Suessad - I have a cold, so a bit tired + uncomfy around the sinuses but OK otherwise. >tah<
Comment about weight loss was just that someone asked me how much I weigh so I had to go to one of those Boots with scales - rather surprised that I seem to have lost more than half a stone since I last looked (that was probably a few months ago); can you tell I don't wear tight-fitting clothes? >lol<
I'm still well within the "recommended" range (well, about 5lb from "underweight" anyway), just find it such hard work to regain weight if I get skinny.
How are you doing? Are you enjoying the voyage (where are we again)? and where's that chocolate? >biggrin<
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I'm the same, seegee... All the best, and I hope your cold clears up soon, too >thumbsup<
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Am I allowed out of my cabin now? I've put my butter knife away in its case...
And I have some Fruit and Nut Chocolate that we can all share >chocolate< >biggrin<
(wow it's a massive chocolate bar - bigger than my head >lol< )
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I'm the same, seegee...
Likewise if I am having an, er, episode >erm< Looks like you're in good company ;-) I'll try and find out where we are by tomorrow >biggrin<
Msr Sasha - you got the choc, you can come out - simples >angel< Gather round, everybody ...
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Oh good >biggrin<
>chocolate< Plenty for everyone >thumbsup< >biggrin<
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Hi Suessad - I have a cold, so a bit tired + uncomfy around the sinuses but OK otherwise. >tah<
How are you doing? Are you enjoying the voyage (where are we again)? and where's that chocolate? >biggrin<
Hope you're feeling better soon. We do need more sun.
Where are we again.?
Erm, hopefully Kizzy will tell us before the cap'n gets back.
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And I have some Fruit and Nut Chocolate that we can all share >chocolate< >biggrin<
(wow it's a massive chocolate bar - bigger than my head >lol< )
Not any more. >whistle<
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Where are we again.?
From consulting the navigatory information, I have concluded that by popular request we are on our way to the Nordic countries for the summer season, so Erik the Viking should feel right at home....
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The longest day was Thursday in the Nordic lands so the 24-hour daylight will be gone long before we get there. :-(
As for weight/ food - I eat a lot & always have, it's just that being vegetarian with a liking for savoury foods the usual result of eating large portions is stable weight. On the one occasion when I got excessively thin (muscle loss due to being bed-bound) it took a long while to get un-thin because it's difficult to eat "more" than a large plateful of veg hotpot/ risotto/ curry followed by fruit or cake.
Currently I don't really know why I'm losing weight; it certainly isn't lack of food & I've been eating rather more chocolate, cakes, etc than usual recently.
Still, will have some more of that fruit & nut chocolate >chocolate<; if I eat enough, some of it must stick, right? >devil<
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I don't want to sound like a nagbag, but... if there's weight loss for no apparent reason, it might be a good idea to get checked out by your GP (for possible thyroid or digestive system problems, just to give a couple of examples).
As for 24-hour daylight, I dunno if I'd fancy that anyway - might confuse the old bod when it comes to >zzz< .... I wonder how the nocturnal animals cope with it?
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I'm going to see a GI consultant soon, Kizzy; will mention that I've lost weight recently as well as other things they already know. >angel<
24-hour daylight is fine, just shut the curtains/ blind/ shutters when you want darkness. >biggrin< >whistle<
As for other animals, things like snowy owls seem to live happily in parts of the world where it's daylight nearly all the time for some weeks in summer & dark nearly all the time in winter; I guess they are just adaptable. >magicfairy<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Your Captain >captain< got back yesterday + the choclate party was a good idea to keep moral up. Stalwart as I've been to picturesic Stravanger in real life we can spend longer here in Brazil the HAPPYNESS is not an ice breaket but we do have a very strong wooden hull. I will allow Sir Cumfrence out of solitry + SashaQ I'm seriously thinking of confascatting your round end cake knive's as I don't approve of your potennittly dangours escapade's
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Welcome home, Cap'n Bule >magicfairy<
(ssh, don't tell, but I kept back a bit of >chocolate< for you - check under your pillow ;-))
PS - Seegee, looks like I won't have to order the blackout curtains just yet, and you're right about the wildlife! Wish we could just get on with things like they do sometimes >erm< I can't even deal with the bi-annual clock changes without making a bit of a fuss >lol<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I see the tooth fairy has left a nice deposit under my pillow >magicfairy<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Your Captain >captain< got back yesterday + the choclate party was a good idea to keep moral up.
Hi Cap'n. Pleased you're back, maybe the chocolate can be locked up again.
Especially that lovely chocolate cake I found in the kitchen.
Must admit I had 2 delicious slices. >whistle<
But, before we set sail we need to get fit.
Now who would be allocated to see to that. ??
Cap'n, what sort of deposit did the tooth fairy leave you. ?
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
The deposit the tooth fairy left under my pillow was a Choclate orange + as we are spending time in North Brazil so we can avoid the harsh + bitter scandenavian winter on Stalwarts wise recommendation. He has time on his hands (no navigation work) I was hoping he would use his butch Austrailan man hood as our keep fit expert + Sir Cumfrence could prepare some wholesome nutritos food he is very intrested health giving foods. I love watching the colourful birds/parrocers fly over our ship but NOT their deposits on our coated solar pannels but at least it slip's in to the sea
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Yes, Suessad, I saw how much you relished the chocolate cake ;-)
I love the birds too, Cap'n - as long as there are no seagulls >angry< Their mess just sticks like glue and is the devil's own job to clean, as my windows will testify >steam<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Seagull's are the worst but the gynoo/un-savory deposits just slide in to the sea thanks to heated + slippy surface after SeeGee/red+blue have been danggled from Eric's helicopter while painting the protective coating on
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Yes, Suessad, I saw how much you relished the chocolate cake ;-)
I would like to know Who finished it off. >whistle<
Done so much jogging round the deck, only slipped once. Pesky bird.
Feet up time. Wished I could get the urn to work. Help >steam<
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Well-chosen job for me that was, Captain. >thankyou< >thumbsup<
Being up above the ship wearing climbing harness while putting coating on the solar panels was fun, especially as Erik took us early in the morning before the sun got too fierce. I'm not afraid of heights and it was interesting to see the ship from a different angle.
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SashaQ I'm seriously thinking of confascatting your round end cake knive's as I don't approve of your potennittly dangours escapade's
*swishes cake knife around sort of like this Shadow Swordplay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Def7QfI1IU) then puts it back in its sheath and stows it in my cabin*
Hello, Captain - welcome back >biggrin<
*** Supper Menu ***
Soya Bean Thai Green Curry
Steamed Salmon with new potatoes and broccoli
Beef Stir Fry
Carrot Cake
Jasmine Tea
>biggrin<
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A delightful repast, Msr Sasha - would you consider becoming our chef, we seem to have lost our other one....
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Green curry & carrot cake both very good, Sasha. Thank you. >thumbsup< >biggrin<
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Hello SashaQ
I am very pleased you are keeping shadow sword fighting role's to your cabain + the knife is kept under lock + key + your responsible action should be used as an example to every one on board this ship. As a reward I think you should be made head chef as Sir Cumfrance cause's trouble by leading mutiney's he can be your cheif assitance chef. Stalwart can you please plot a course to Venazula so we can vist Angel fall's (waterfall) while we wait for apporiteweather to vist Nordic country's to encourage intergration + harmony of disabled people in to main stream scoiety it goes against the grain of Muslin teaching's that scoiety should be devided into ABLE + DISABLED, MALE + FEMALE. They should just accept equality + their form of religon is based on humanity NOT
walking in the foot step's (metophily) of JESUS
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Err, Capt we have just come from Venesuela >doh<
I was thinking of heading down to Natal, Rio Grande do Norte, which has the largest urban park in Brazil and the largest cashew tree in the world, plus a 16th c fort which is now a museum.
Sasha, are you having delusions of being Zorro >whistle< z
I'm stocking up so how about some goat? it's cheap here, I do like goat curry >thankyou<
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I was thinking of heading down to Natal, Rio Grande do Norte, which has the largest urban park in Brazil and the largest cashew tree in the world, plus a 16th c fort which is now a museum.
I'm stocking up so how about some goat? it's cheap here, I do like goat curry >thankyou<
Not sure about goat, never tasted it.. but extremely partial to cashew nuts, in a curry or just eaten raw - let's go!
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Hello Stalwart
It is all the stress + pressure I'm under our mission is so very challanging trying to change STERO VIEW'S OF DISABILTY + the opperstion from ignorant bigomists is like an uncontrolled tidal wave so I need my crew to be alert for fundementat errors I make + you are always on the ball.. You are welcome to any goat curry. Curry always repeats on me so you + Sasha can have all the curry you like
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I second the idea from Stalwart to go down to Natel Rio Grande as I like cashew nuts + history
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Sasha, are you having delusions of being Zorro >whistle< z
Yeah! >cool< Long time since I've seen Zorro on TV, but I do admire his style
z
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Captain have you been and gone and come back from Knaresborough, or have you not yet departed, i.e. haven't you gone yet?
I need to know as I'm expecting a delivery on Friday and I need to know whether or not the coast will be clear, or decks, rather.
Your co-operation is appreciated. Thank you.
The Acting Management
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I have been + returned from an enjoyable week in Knaresbrough + as CAPTAIN I TAKE A VERY DIM VIEW OF YOUR AAHMM (DODGEY DEALS) +THE TROUBLE YOU CAUSE WHEN I'm ON RESPITE SO I'm DEMMOTTING YOU FROM HEAD CHEF TO ASSITENT CHEF +PROMMITING SASHAQ TO HEAD CHEIF
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>yikes< >angry< >yikes< >angry<
<flan>
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
You + SASHA will have to come to an aragement/compermise like be head chef on alternative day's but this ship is called happyness + practices HARMONEY + INTERGATION on an international level so I think 2 crew member's can patch their differnce's + remember we have international T.V crew's recording everything so you 2 can share some of the captain's pressure + I hope you feel proud of your self. I'm bloody sick of your junnivanl bickering
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So shall it be.
Takes to the plank.
Where did you get all those lavish thingys, >rainbow2< >rainbow2< >star< >star< >blush< >doh< >doh< type stuff?
You had some good ones a while ago. Is <flan> still around? And whatever happened to <handgrenade> ? Just checking.
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Sasha, He's trying to drive a wedge between us.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I would greatly appricate it if you would exercise more maturity + you would realise I am NOT trying to drive a wedge between you + Sashaq99 but I think if you are united you will become stronger + better
Sorry I could not get back sooner but a virus knocker my FIREWALL OFF + another virus sneaked in but the engineer has sorted it out + cleaned the hard drive
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Now he's trying to marry us >yikes<
Doesn't look like <flan> is still around, but there is a >tomato< which is quite effective...
>lol<
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Hello SashQ
York Captain is starting to get very angrey with you for encoraging vilonce (it might NOT be lethal) but it encorage's unpleasnent behaviour so I'm locking you in your cabain + there is an inter-net in your cabain + if Sir Cumefrence start's gloating about your in-carsartion I will put him in solatriy
It's no use. We can't win.
I feel a song coming on because I Want To Break Free.
http://youtu.be/eM8Ss28zjcE
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Hello SashaQ/Sir Cumefrence
If you 2 can't be pleasent to each other my optiopten's are
1) leave one of you here in Brazil
2) let one of you work in the kitchen for 2 day's while the other is locked in their cabain + rotate you around every 2 day's
I have exchasted all option's to try + sort out your issue's >steam<
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It's no use. We can't win.
I feel a song coming on because I Want To Break Free.
http://youtu.be/eM8Ss28zjcE
>thumbsup< >cool<
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It never came to handbags at dawn, then?
Shame, I've laid in a goodly supply of popcorn an' all...
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Hello Kizzy Kizzy
The weapon's of choice were easily dicscised as butter knifies but with rounded ends which are easily sharpened to a point + I wanted NO bloodshed soI threw them overboad + replaced them with wet dish clouth's so we still have entertainment in the humid Brazilan rain forest (it might make your pop-corn soggey >doh<
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Hello SashaQ/Sir Cumefrence
If you 2 can't be pleasent to each other my optiopten's are
1) leave one of you here in Brazil
2) let one of you work in the kitchen for 2 day's while the other is locked in their cabain + rotate you around every 2 day's
I have exchasted all option's to try + sort out your issue's >steam<
I'll accept option1). Brazil has its attractions.
I'll start packing as soon as I unplug myself.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I am leaving a Tele-video confrence machine in the British Embersy so you can keep in touch with every one on the HAPPYNESS so there is NO NEED TO UNPLUG YOURSELF that's >cool< + Eric can come in his little yellow helicopter to bring you on board for a relaxing holiday as I beilive in hounnering loyality + you have been FANTASTIC I would be happy with daily contact. I will inform SashaQ imedattily with his promotion
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It never came to handbags at dawn, then?
Shame, I've laid in a goodly supply of popcorn an' all...
Howabout some wet fish.............(who stole the fish smilies? >steam<)
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Not sure what happened to the fish, but I managed to find some rotten tomatoes >tomato< >tomato< >tomato<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I think Sir Cumefrence used the fish to bake a treat for our dinner you must admit was an extrodinly good chef but he has taken early retirrement + now SashaQ has taken the post of HEAD CHEF
I hope you do'nt throw the squashy tomatoes in my direction
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I hope you do'nt throw the squashy tomatoes in my direction
*looks shocked* Indeed not, that would be an act of gross insurbordination for which I might be walking the plank..
..and I don't really want to go there, not with the unsavoury characters about in those parts >whistle<
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I hope you do'nt throw the squashy tomatoes in my direction
*looks shocked* Indeed not, that would be an act of gross insurbordination for which I might be walking the plank..
Sorry Kizzy. You'll have to wait your turn, Sir C. is still sitting on the end.
Think he's still trying to catch supper. >lol<
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Hello Suessad
I think Sir Cumefrance is trying to catch a RED SNAPPER (fish) for his own supper as Sasha is head chef now (if he is'nt on holiday ?) or we'll have to live on bread +jam until he returns >yikes< >steam< >steam< >steam< >steam<
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Bread and jam. Lovely.
Freshly made bread straight out of our ovens, then plastered with freshly made strawberry jam.
What more could we ask for. >cool<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I think Sir Cumefrence used the fish to bake a treat for our dinner you must admit was an extrodinly good chef but he has taken early retirrement + now SashaQ has taken the post of HEAD CHEF
I hope you do'nt throw the squashy tomatoes in my direction
Sasha, he says you have taken the post.
He is very skilled - in fact ruthless- when it comes to press-ganging; why do you think I've been on board all this time?
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
You say I'm ruthless but I perfure to say I'm very determented to make a success of this thread
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Good to know we have a ruthlessly determined Cap'n.
Maybe he can get me a cup of tea.
For some reason I keep getting a blank page. :-(
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http://www.newstatesman.com/culture/food-and-drink/2012/05/let-em-eat-eggs
PV or Maison Bertaux - you decide
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Sasha, he says you have taken the post.
He is very skilled - in fact ruthless- when it comes to press-ganging; why do you think I've been on board all this time?
>yikes< Oh no... Ruthless indeed... demanding supper because he doesn't want bread and jam (I'm with suessad, though - I like bread and jam...)
Let's see what I can do for him...
Supper Menu
Vegetable frittata
Bread and jam
Tea
>biggrin<
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http://www.newstatesman.com/culture/food-and-drink/2012/05/let-em-eat-eggs
PV or Maison Bertaux - you decide
>thumbsup< >lol< Great article >biggrin<
Scary cakes indeed! I'm not sure I will look at Eggs Florentine in quite the same way as I used to, though >blush<
I fear Madame Valerie may have spread herself too thinly since the good old days, so it could well be Maison Bertaux for me when I'm in Soho these days...
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Sasha, I think you mean Breasts Benedict................ >whistle<
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Hello SashaQ
I will try Suessad's idea of freshly baked +deliccous Strawberry jam simple food is lovely change occansionly. Before Eric flew Sir Cumefrence on his retirrement I slipped the little brother of my never ending criedt card in to his pocket to repay his faithful loyalty + he was a great comfert to me when I had to sink the Lace + Bane when the Yorkshire pirate >devil< tried to convert us in to a band of maurding cut throats
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Ah, yes, Captain, I'm, glad I caught you.
Before I retire, there is the question of my pension, and the last time we discussed it I had to break off because as it was almost as if a trapdoor opened under my chair, and we never finalised the terms and
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Chew Chew clears throat YES THE BREAD + STRAWBERRY JAM WAS VERY TASTY BRUP pardon me
I slipped the little but might brother of my never ending credit card in your inside pocket + you will find a genours pension there my good friend
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Hello Stalwart
I'm following your ADVICE + not going to the Nordic country's while December time as the HAPPYNESS is NOT + NEVER WILL BE AN ICE BREAKER
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Good Morning suessad
Sorry I'm late with your tea but the kitchen was in a right state I think you know who had an unoffical midnight binge with some Brazilan native's Orr look what I found (It's NO good I'll be glad when mousier SashaQ get's back to take over the kitchen/galley !)
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Morning Cap'n.
Thanks for the cup of tea. >tea<
My turn in the crows nest this morning.
Maybe kizzy will clean it all up. Heard she's very good at it. >whistle<
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>raspberry<
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Guess that's better than the fly swatter. >lol<
Mind your head KIzzy, Oops too late. Naughty sea gull. >cool<
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Hello suessad
It was a good job Kizzy Kazaer was wearing her sailors hat with that naughty sea gull
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Nope, she had just taken it off to wipe her brow. >lol<
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Hello Suessad
About bird poo landing on your head I've heard 2 views about it (1) brings good luck (2) it helps the hair grow stronger. (they both are proberply old wives tales)personly I think it's time to wash your hair Ahh I can hear the shower in Kizzy Kazzaer's cabain. After tea I'm taking my buggy in to town would you like to come I think I know a W/c friendly bar
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To all crew
I've just heard about kite surfing in Florianopolis (beach city) there are adappted chair's we can sit on + let the wind pull us along. I'm going tomorrow after a quite night out. We will have to remember our swimming costume's, towel's + sun cream plus sun hat's
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Kite-surfing sounds A-OK with me...
* puts away the turbo-charged electric Flyswatter and picks now deceased seagull off the deck*
Reckon we could get some decent soup out of this?
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Sasha, I think you mean Breasts Benedict................ >whistle<
No, no - I'm not keen on Breasts Benedict... er... Eggs Breast... er... Eggs Benedict >blush< but I do like Breasts Florentine... er... and they do look very similar on the plate anyway >blush<
>lol<
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Oh dear, Kizzy's so hungry she's contemplating seagull for dinner >yikes<
Let's see what I can do...
Supper Menu
Tomato and spinach Fusilli
Toffee Cheesecake
Fresh fruit juice
>biggrin<
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Luvverly jubberly, Msr Sasha - especially the Toffee Cheesecake >magicfairy< Merci >cool<
*wangs seagull out over the guard-rail to a watery grave*
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Another veggie meal; thank you very much, Sasha. :)
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Chew Chew clears throat YES THE BREAD + STRAWBERRY JAM WAS VERY TASTY BRUP pardon me
I slipped the little but might brother of my never ending credit card in your inside pocket + you will find a genours pension there my good friend
>biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin< >hugs< >hugs< >hugs< >hugs< >star< >star< >star< >star< >tah< >tah< >tah< >tah< >biggergrin< >biggergrin< >biggergrin< >biggergrin< >thumbsup< >thumbsup< >thumbsup< >thumbsup<
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Hello Kizy Kazaer
I'm very glad you gave the sea gull a fitting sea burail you do'nt know how it died so something nasty could of contammitted you + Dr House's bedside manner leave's a lot to be desirred !
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I gather you are over joyed with your pension payment I thought it only fitting for your very successful role as chef in keeping the crew's moral up high durring your many year's of service + remember you are welcome to use the skype in the British embersy to come + see us + leave your message's any time
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I'm very glad you gave the sea gull a fitting sea burail you do'nt know how it died
Oh yes, I do - I myself dispatched it >lol<
Dr House's bedside manner leave's a lot to be desirred !
Ain't that the truth, I remember the strip-searches...
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Dr House must be very insercure + needing to feel power by trying to inderdate you by asking all you women to strip to your birthday suit + this might explain his erattic bed side manner
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Hello Msr SashaQ
I'm very glad to see/feel you are taking full advantage of the air condtionning down here in the kitchen this is one perk your predessor Sir Cumefrence enjoyed would you like a little fan putting under the blue sock to keep your wooly head cool
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Or one on top of the hat.
Erm.. second thoughts if sasha can fly around and drop tomaotoes from a height. >runforthehills<
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Hello Suessad
I'm quivering at the thought of Sasha might be flying over the ship indiscripitly droping squashy tomato's I am using my big umbrelba it is tiyed to my buggy
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Cap'n, can I share your umbrella.
I have bought us both a cup of tea. >tea< >tea<
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Hello Suessad
Slurp ahh good girl you rememberred to use Yorkshire water beside's been good protection from sneaky Sasha rain of squashy tomato's >devil< it keep's things cool + relaxing under here I know he's for the high jump (trouble) when he come's down + I thought he would be nice + quite (sheepish) but he bears an uncanny resemblance to troublesome Sir Cumfrence OOO life is a pain I might go send him him to live with Sir Cumfrence (they deserve each other)
Can you tell I'm bloody annoyed !
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Dear all.
When are you leaving?
I've placed an offer on a beachside cafe / bar and have plans.
Frankly, you are cramping my style.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I see you are having no problems using the skype in the British Embersy I wish you all success in your restrant some of the passengers are comming over in Eric's yellow helicopter + as we are staying in harbour for a few monnths on Stalwarts recomendation so we can avoid the ice in Scandinava as the HAPPYNESS is NOT an icebreaker >bighugs< to my friend
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Oh blimey, go get a room, you two >doh<
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>lol< >lol< >lol<
>devil<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Because REAL MEN enjoy a mutual hug you should stop your school girl sniggering REAL WOMENwould be lost with out REAL MEN + what they can offer
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**** SITUATIONS VACANT ****
Our client is seeking staff for his new business: a restaurant / cafe / bar on the coast of Brazil.
Anyone with experience of bar-tending, cake-making, food preparation, tiling, performing card tricks and other table-top cabaret-style routines, singing, dancing, dressing up, cleaning, deck-swabbing, window cleaning, security and horoscope reading shoud apply within.
Good rates of pay, and accommodation help can be provided.
No time wasters.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Captain Bulekingfisher is cheerfuly giving full Premisson to all passengers + crew if they would like to go with Sir Cumefrence then go with my full blessing
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Are you retiring, or have you spotted an appealing desert island retirement home as we have traversed the planet?
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I am NOT repeat NOT retirring while the crusade to bring inter-gration + harmony to a broken, segratted World still needs to happen. I would apperciate it if Kizzy Kazaer + Stalwart could stay as their skills are irraplaceable but you are welcome to take everyone else to help establish + manage your dream restraunt plus you have the little but mighty brother of my never ending credit card to get in running order
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Captain Bulekingfisher is cheerfuly giving full Premisson to all passengers + crew if they would like to go with Sir Cumefrence then go with my full blessing
I see no stampede yet ....
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Cap'n, have you counted how many packs of yorkshire tea we have. >whistle<
Sir C. You will miss us. >hugs<
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Hello Kizzy Kazar
I have a few plain cloths agents miniglling around the ship + they tell me there are only 1 or 2 passangers intrested in going with Sir Cumefrence as most people are intrested in caussing head-aches for polations just like EMANCIPATION did for women in the early 20th centuary but burnning our walking/mobility aids might not work as we need something more subtle like a creeping programe of decive actions + this thread is the start of a desive programe of ACTIONS
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Hello Suessad
We have 50,000 full box's of Yorkshire tea + Sir Cumefrence the oridganle Cockney wide boy has half inched (pinched) any of my favorite tippel
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I'm still spending lots of time in the fantastic air-conditioned library/ maps & charts room & coming out on deck mainly at night when it's cooler.
The occasional mug of Yorkshire tea goes down well; has anyone else noticed Eric brought some of another Yorkshire delicacy, curd tart, on his last supply-run or must I eat it all myself? >devil<
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must I eat it all myself? >devil<
No! I'll happily partake with you, I love lemon-flavoured puds....now where's the double cream to go with it? If Eric thinks he's keeping that to himself, he's all out of luck >whistle<
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Not lemon curd, I'm afraid Kizzy - here's an ingredients list...
•1.2 litres/2 pints full cream milk
•2 tbsp rennet
•4 oz/100g unsalted butter, softened
•2 oz/50g fine/caster sugar
•2 medium eggs, well beaten pinch of salt ¼ tsp freshly grated nutmeg
•pinch salt
•¼ tsp freshly grated nutmeg
•¼ tsp ground allspice
•1 rounded tbsp fresh white breadcrumbs
•2 oz/50g plump, seedless raisins
•2 oz/50g currants
•FOR THE PASTRY
•4 oz/125g all purpose/plain flour
•pinch of salt
•2oz/ 55g butter, cubed or an equal mix of butter and lard
•2 - 3 tbsp cold water
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* scratches head* >bluetoo< - I was going by the very first recipe that came up when I googled said dessert:
http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/749642/yorkshire-curd-tart
Oh well, it still looks nice and I'll share it with you anyway >lol<
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I see you are having no problems using the skype in the British Embersy I wish you all success in your restrant some of the passengers are comming over in Eric's yellow helicopter + as we are staying in harbour for a few monnths on Stalwarts recomendation so we can avoid the ice in Scandinava as the HAPPYNESS is NOT an icebreaker >bighugs< to my friend
But that means you will be in dry dock until the end of August at the earliest, depending on how long "a few months" is.
I suggest that you do the right thing, drop anchor, dig out your dungarees, come over here and help me with painting the fence, plastering then emulsioning the interior of my new bar.
All of you. It's the least you can do.
And the bogs need retiling, too.
Full catering will be provided, and mattressess on the beach
OK, SHUN
NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Since starting to use a wheelchair I have exprince of house building (brick laying), plastering, joinnery (window frame's, door jaurmm's) + lots of painting indoors + out doors eg brick garages so I can be very useful in creating your restraut. Yes we will be in Brazil while the end of Augest Eric >star< is fanatic regards making sure our solar batterys are fully charged + he is supervissing the passangers who are getting the thermall insolation prepared for our Nordic adventures his viking ansestors came from this region
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I forgot to ask do the BOGS have stainless steel pans? + can I surgest fushia colourd tiles !
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**** SITUATIONS VACANT ****
Our client is seeking staff for his new business: a restaurant / cafe / bar on the coast of Brazil.
Anyone with experience of bar-tending, cake-making, food preparation, tiling, performing card tricks and other table-top cabaret-style routines, singing, dancing, dressing up, cleaning, deck-swabbing, window cleaning, security and horoscope reading should apply within.
Good rates of pay, and accommodation help can be provided.
No time wasters.
*looks at CV*
Curriculum Vitae
2008-2011 Maitre d' of a patisserie, with experience of bar-tending, cake-making, food preparation, tiling, performing card tricks and other table-top cabaret-style routines, singing, dancing, dressing up, cleaning, security and horoscope reading
2011- Owner of a Cabaret Theatre with experience of singing, dancing, dressing up and window cleaning
2012- Sous-chef on a ship, with experience of cake-making, food preparation and deck-swabbing.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
*Hmm - not bad, but then again...*
*reclines on deck* Hong - a Passionfruit smoothie, please >bubbly< >biggrin<
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And the bogs need retiling, too.
Ooo >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin<
Can I? Can I, please?!
(http://www.eschertile.com/penrose/osman.jpg)
How about that >thumbsup< >cool<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Theres an un-openned carton of double fresh cream in the refridgartor but becareful how you bebd over Eric >devil< has taken to bottom pinching I wonder if he is copping Sir Cumefrence
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Ta muchly for the cream, >captain< >thumbsup<
With certain people throwing their not inconsiderable weight around on this ship right now, I 'm going to keep a low profile...
*sidles off to cabin trying to be invisible*
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Hello Sasha
I love your desigh for BOG tileing + Sir Cumfrence left NO instuctions for tile pattens so go for it Sasha + as we say in Yorkshire fill your boots !!!!!!!!!!!
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
As a punishment I am consifactting the ignition to his beloved helicopter we have enough trouble with you know who + his ginommuis girth infulencing Eric who knows nothing about Etiqute
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Yes, its all looking very good and the CVs are piling up.
PLEASE WILL ALL INTERESTED CANDIDATES SUBMIT A FULL CV ASAP.
Thank you very much.
Captain, something about a windmill, wasn't there? And KK, your experience of pest control will be very valuable in this climate. Please supply all details of training, qualifications, projects you have worked on etc.
SHUN
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In fact, Captain, as you're all going to be in dry dock for MONTHS it might be a good work experience type thing if you ordered all crew members to help do out my new place. Otherwise they will all be overweight, undisciplined loafers by the time you set sail, which will probably not be before Spring 2013 by my calculations.
And who's going to keep them in food and drink until then?
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Sir C. You will miss us. >hugs<
suessad
NOT NECESSARILY >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin<
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Good Morning Sir Cumefrence
I have explained the stitution to the ships passangers so now many hands eill make light work of building a large W/c accessable beach side restrant for you to manage/ cook for is your jewal in your crown
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KK, your experience of pest control will be very valuable in this climate. Please supply all details of training, qualifications, projects you have worked on etc.
I have in my possession a 5-star Flyswatter Award for services rendered to nuisance nobbling:
>flyswatter< >star< >star< >star< >star< >star<
Will that suffice?
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Excuse my interuption but in case it helps I understand Kizzy once auditioned for the part of Phantom Rasberry Blower for the 'Two Ronnies'. >raspberry<
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Hello Old Tone
Life on-board an ocean going crussaer is anything but borring even if we berth in dock, I never knew Kizzy Kazaer was auditoned for the role of Pantom Eassberry vloe of old London town >raspberry< oH'Dear I'll have to go lie down I've just been Rasberryed ITMA
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I have sent my CV via pigeon carrier. >lol<
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Hello Old Tone
I've just re read my last post + I think my spelling was appaulling but life on this ocean going cruiser is anything but borring + I find it hard to belive Kizzy Kazaer was auditoned to play the fiendish Phantom Rasberry blower of old London town serptisoly sneaking up behind people + blowing an almighty RASBERRYwhile stood wrapped in a shinny black cape
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Excuse my interuption but in case it helps I understand Kizzy once auditioned for the part of Phantom Rasberry Blower for the 'Two Ronnies'. >raspberry<
>lol< >lol< >biggrin< >thumbsup<
Just for you, Cap'n, here is a clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwaEPTSRcSw
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Good Morning Kizzy Kazaer
Thank's very much for the Rasberry blower clip I laughed so much I wet myself. This morning I'm booked in to use the climbing wall in the gym I have been up a few times it is 30meters high about 60ft
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I laughed so much I wet myself.
Oops >blush< - you 'did a Jockice', then >yikes<
This morning I'm booked in to use the climbing wall in the gym
Don't fall off or you'll have Dr House to deal with....
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I did NOT fall off the but I got to the very top of the wall + the thourght of Dr House addminstrating medical attention was very frightenning at the coffee shop at the gym I got on really well with Shonna a 15 year old school doing work expriance as she eventually become an outdoor activtes teacher Shonna was a thelmidio born with only one arm I gave her a lot of useful infomation/encoragement
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This is a ship wide call for stalwart
I was thinking as we are anchord here in Brazil it might be a good chance for you to plot a course to the 4 Nordic country's most people here are busy clearing the land for Sir Cumefrence's new restrant then we will have to dig the drainage. I know Sasha + Kizzy Kazaer are chomping on the bit to drive a J.C.B+ a bull-dozzer
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Looks like it's just you and me at the moment, Cap'n Bule...let's have a >tea< and some >chocolate< from my stash, as no supper seems to be forthcoming... we'll have to resort to that seagull soup at this rate >whistle<
I would love to have a go at driving some construction machinery >thumbsup< It would satisfy my tomboy side ...
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
As Sir Cumefrence is NO LONGER our chef (sob sob I'm missing him Sasha PROMISEDto be our chef I'll disapline him for his absence !! but in the mean time I'll ask Eric to concentrate on flying to go pick up take away breakfast's he has had to stop some of his maintance work so a lot of people are very annoyed with Sasha's arrogance + contepmt by ignorring his chef type dutie's. These bulldozzer's + JCB's are appealling to my dare devil nature
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I think I'll have to do some plans/ accessibilty checks for the new bar, working from the on-board air-conditioned library.
It's far too hot out there for me in the daylight hours & too many biting insects at night... so I won't be spending much time on land here (an hour or so in the early morning before it got too hot; it is a beautiful coastline).
Lots of fresh fruit & vegetables available, so I got a few items & will have a veggie chilli done for this evening; with iced fruit afterwards - but I'm no chef, so don't rely on me for meals... you could find yourselves eating nothing but raw fruit for weeks! >lol<
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Ah, but we'll remain regular, so to speak ;-)
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I am more than happy to stay on a fresh fruit diet until the end of Augest when we set sail for Nordic/Scandinva lands so by then the ice should of melted so NO need for an ice breaker. We could ask Sir Cumefrence to pre-pare a lot of frozen foods until TEMPREMENTAL Sasha decides to grace us with his presance + I will demand him to explain his irresponsibe chef type dutys. I'm bloody ANGREY with him (he's for the high jump)
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Capt, I thought that we were going top wait for next summer to go to scandinavia so that we could spend longer there?
Anyway it's easy, NE across the Atlantic, round the Channel, North Sea and wer'e there! >whistle<
To go with the veggie chilli
Mutton curry
Monkey on a stick (Satay Pork and chicken)
Coconut rice
Tropical Fruits...pawpaw, mango, lychee, banana etc
Enough? >biggergrin<
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Popping my head over the gunwale again.
Where I worked had an office activity day out a few years ago. There was a choice of activities one of which was driving a JCB (digger) in a competition to see who could stack the most tyres in a given time. It was great fun especially as I won.
We also drove a 4x4 over a cross county course blindfolded and a hotrod style buggy over the same course. All concluded by a BBQ. A really great day out. >star<
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I dunno about the mutton curry, Stalwart, but the rest of it sounds A-OK >biggrin<
OldTone, was it one of those 'team-building activity' days?? A jolly during work-hours, in other words ;-) My miserable lot never did anything like that, we never even had office Christmas parties - though that was apparently because someone once got so drunk that they fell out of a window >yikes<
Just as well alcohol is banned from this ship, I can see the potential for much falling off the plank rather than walking it >lol<
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No, not a team building day thank goodness. We didn't go in for that sort of thing. It was an engineering based company so much too practical for that.
This was a purely social event. We usually had Xmas dinner plus couple of social days a year.
Office parties did get banned where I worked before when the Architects had a riot after an Xmas party.
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>lol< I'd never have thought of architects being a bit of a wild bunch... Mind you, we civil servants weren't all stuffy, jobsworth box-tickers either ;-)
I must go to my cabin for a wash and brush up ready for the combined dinner efforts of Seegee and Stalwart ...
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Quite a few of our architects were Bohemian types who seemed quite strange to naive young engineer.
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I must go to my cabin for a wash and brush up ready for the combined dinner efforts of Seegee and Stalwart ...
Aye Aye. Been invited to sit at the cap'ns table have we. >lol<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer, Old Tone, Suessad,Seegee,Stalwart.
You have all been invited to my table as I want to develop a stratagy to design Sir Cumefrence's restrant,posh nosh shop I think it should reflect the owner/manager/chef's personilty (robust,sturdy,genours+flamboyant ) When the new mischrant chef Sasha condersends to grace us with his presance I think he will enjoy doing the intariour design as he made a very good effort of the BOG
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Sasha PROMISEDto be our chef
*polite cough*
Sorry, Captain - I think you'll find that it was more like you demanded I be your chef.
I do my best, but I am temperamental indeed >erm< >wolf< >sheep<
We're in safe hands with seegee, though - the veggie chilli sounds good >thumbsup< >biggrin<
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Sasha
I orderd you to be chef because I thought you were after Sir Cumefrebce's job + you were fighting a duel with butter knifves so I thought you were serious about been top chef + after all this I kind of told Sir Cumefrence his service's were'nt needed. So now you can appriciate my wrath + to top it off you say your culenriy skills are basic OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you drive me around the bend all I can surgest is Seegee might take a nimcom poop under her genors wing + save your bacon now leave before I say something I might regret >steam< >steam< >steam< >yikes< >yikes< >angry< >angry< >angry< >angry<
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As Sir Cumefrence is NO LONGER our chef (sob sob I'm missing him Sasha PROMISEDto be our chef I'll disapline him for his absence !!
Midnight feast
Omelette Arnold Bennett
Steak sandwich
Potato salad
Pringles
Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia sorbet
Terry's Chocolate Orange milk miniatures
Cocoa or PG tips.
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Popping my head over the gunwale again.
Where I worked had an office activity day out a few years ago. There was a choice of activities one of which was driving a JCB (digger) in a competition to see who could stack the most tyres in a given time. It was great fun especially as I won.
We also drove a 4x4 over a cross county course blindfolded and a hotrod style buggy over the same course. All concluded by a BBQ. A really great day out. >star<
Old Tone: That sounds brilliant. Stacking tyres in a given time, driving blindfolded, BBQ ending.
I like it.
Can I interest you in the job of Events Organiser at my new bar - cafe? Obviously, staff motivation and "bonding" will NOT be part of the job - no way - the main thing is that everybody has a fab time with loads of grills and puddings.
If you would be kind enough to send me your CV I shall do everything I can to "swing it" your way.
Thank you
Sir Cumference
Director
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I am not a cook, let alone a chef. :-(
I was out in the very early morning yesterday & saw some local veg, etc (including chilli peppers) that looked very good. >biggrin<
If you are relying on me for food most days you will get very hungry. >crying<
I am also vegetarian & have no idea at all how to prepare or cook dead animals for eating. >yikes<
I'm sure some people on board would get tired of no fish, cow, sheep, pig, squirrel, horse or any other animal meat. ;-)
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Thank you for the job offer Sir C, but hot climes don't suit me even though the grills and puddings sound very tempting. The other problem is that I did not organise the event. You will note from my CV that I cannot organise a p*** up in a brewery. Regretfully I will have to decline your offer.
If you need a digger driver to stack tyres I might be available for short term hire, and I am not too bad if you need a blindfolded chauffeur.
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Hello Stalwart
I think you want us to stay in Brazil until 2013 so you can complete Sir Cumefrence's beach side Bar/Cafe so you can be your friend's first paying coustumer (ha ha) but as we have the best P.V solar pannels money can buy I think we have enough enagy to go at the end of Augest + be fast enough to get in to an safe/ice free harbour before any serious trouble (remember Scott of the Artic only had a wooden boat + that was NOT crushed to destruction) + I am CAPTAIN
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Hello SeeGee
After we have finnished building the Bar/Cafe for Sir Cumefrence I hope in return for our Labour he might prepare enough micro weve + frozen meals to see use to Norse land/Scandinavia where I hope we can pick up/hire a chef It would be great if Sir Cumefrence took a savitacil (busmans holiday) + cheffed for us. I could keep Mrssuiar Sasha as our chief behind the fruit cocktail bar
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Thank you for the job offer Sir C, but .... You will note from my CV that I cannot organise a p*** up in a brewery. Regretfully I will have to decline your offer.
If you need a digger driver to stack tyres I might be available for short term hire, and I am not too bad if you need a blindfolded chauffeur.
A) With a little concentrated effort I am sure that you will be more than capable of organising pissups, whatever the venue might be.
B) Digger-driver Yessss, we definitely need one of those as we are building the place from scratch. Accuracy is less important than commitment, I sometimes feel. But not always, obviously.
I'll put you down for a Monday start, your bunk bed is next to the latrine, so you don't need to worry about that sort of thing.
Welcome aboard!
>>> Shakes Old Tone's hand vigorously <<<
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Hello Old Tone27
A useful tip to avoid piss up's. Just consuntrate/foucs on the results you want to achaive (do'nt panic Cap't Mannering)
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OldTone, what have you let yourself in for >yikes<
Still waiting for a decision on my own application since the attempt to 'headhunt' me, as it were >erm< The DWP would probably act faster >angry<
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I don't think Stalwart is necessarily wanting to stay in Brazil for months, Captain. Just suggesting that Scandinavia is best visited in May/ June/ early July, so we've missed this year's midsummer already. >blush< Late April until mid-July next year (2013) would be perfect for a cruise around Scandinavia. >biggrin<
There must be lots of other places the ship hasn't been to yet; how about the Panama Canal & the west coast of central America/ south USA once Sir C's building works are over? Just an idea... >rose<
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Or.........................how about Antarctica......see the penguins march >lol<
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"OldTone, what have you let yourself in for"
That's what comes of sticking ones head above the parapet (gunwale). >run<
I'm still counting my fingers after Sir C's vigorous shake.
I was thinking perhaps I could drive the digger blindfold? Still even with an air conditioned cab I don't fancy the Brazilian heat. And I have to say Sir C's offer of accommodation next to the latrine is not most attractive one I have ever received.
The March of Penguins. Was that written by Tchaikovsky?
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
If old Tone27 is qualified + is useing a J.C.B digger would you like to contribute with leavling off the area/ground with a bull-dozzer +imagine you are bringing the high + mighty D.W.P down to the leveal of the client's they are suposed to be serving/surporting (how the arrogant bugger's fall) poetic justace
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Hello Stalwart
Watching the march of the pengiun's would be light relif after our effort's of promotting intergration + Harmony between able bodied people + impaired people. So Antartic here we come.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I am appauled at the thought of YOU expecting Old Tone 27 to sleep in a bunk next to the toilet block (you bloody okld cheap-skate) ignorring his DIGENTY after all I give you + everyone else on this ship thier DIGNETY I treat them as I would like them to treat me
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Antarctica? Fantastic; rest of the Brazilian coast & Argentina first, with a few long-ish port visits?
That way we could be in Antarctica in springtime (? October) before moving on to wherever is next.
Today I have actually cooked (in real life, with help of PA), so can offer some mild lentil & vegetetable curry. :-)
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Most welcome, Seegee - I enjoy a nice, light curry. Not the mouth-blaster type that some extremely competitive blokes order at the curry house after a session on the lager >yikes<
how about the Panama Canal & the west coast of central America/ south USA once Sir C's building works are over?
Well, I'm up for that before we sail off to colder climes, it's bad enough being cheated out of a summer in 'real time' without having to get me thermals out here as well >erm<
would you like to contribute with leavling off the area/ground with a bull-dozzer +imagine you are bringing the high + mighty D.W.P down to the leveal of the client's they are suposed to be serving/surporting (how the arrogant bugger's fall) poetic justace
>lol< I used to be a DWP 'foot-soldier' employee, Cap'n Bule, so I will happily imagine the very upper tier of management to be flattened somewhat >biggrin<
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I am appauled at the thought of YOU expecting Old Tone 27 to sleep in a bunk next to the toilet block (you bloody okld cheap-skate) ignorring his DIGENTY after all I give you + everyone else on this ship thier DIGNETY I treat them as I would like them to treat me
We're still building the place FFS. It's the best I can do.
It's near the bogs if the need strikes unexpectedly in the middle of the night.
OK, I've got some empty bottles, he can keep a few of those at the side of the bed.
Can't say fairer than that.
Suessad and Stalwart are right. The Vikings always set off on their voyages in Spring, so as to make the most of the long nights. We have left it too late for that kind of excursion, so wintering here is the best and safest option.
The subject is now closed.
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SirC, shall I use my HGV to pick up the bricks tomorrow.
Or my PCV to collect the workers. ?
ps. Thank you for putting my bed the furthest from the loo.
Just hope I don't disturb too many every time I run through. >whistle<
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Suessad and Stalwart are right. The Vikings always set off on their voyages in Spring, so as to make the most of the long nights. We have left it too late for that kind of excursion, so wintering here is the best and safest option.
The subject is now closed.
Oh dear, SirC - I know you aren't a navigator but you should know that very close to the equator seasons don't count for much - and that further south the days are getting longer now, so spring is pretty soon... >whistle< >lol<
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Hello SeeGee
I totaly agree with Stalwart we should stay untill March so we can see the snow capped Mountains + the green hills around the fiords of Scandinava with the long daylight hours of Spring as we pratice intergration of the Norse inhabitats
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Hello Suessad
After all the fresh air of the Tropical forset here in Brazil put people in to a deep, relaxing sleep even pain dos'nt wake them up while you run through to the loo
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I was confused as one moment its Antarctica and the next Scandinavia, poles apart. But now I have it sussed. The ship happiness is not just a virtual ship but its also a quantum ship which means it can be to two places at once. My confusion was only a manifestation of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle.
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Hello Old Tone 27
Let your captain DE-CONFUSE YOU we are still in Northen Brazil about to get under way to go to Antartica to see the march of the Penguian's that is closer geographiclly to Brazil thab Scandenavia
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It wasn't just OldTone who was discombobulated, my head was exploding with the surrealism and time-space paradox etc etc....
Thank you for clarifying, >captain<
Seeing as we are in Brazil, perhaps we should send Sir C and SashaQ for that country's special type of waxing .....
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
As we are going to the Antartic as SOON as Stalwart plots a course for Antartica all I know is we have to go past the Falk-land's I think Sashaq will need his warm sheeps fleece + Sir Cumefrence is NOT a member of this crew he is just finnishing the kitchen of his new venture E.G the beacch-side cafe/bar here in Northen Brazil he will use the video/radio like in the British embassy to keep in touch with the HAPPYNESS so you can ask him how + wgere it hurt when he pulled the cold/solidyfied wax off + did he do a bikini line type waxing do's it irrettate his crown jewels
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**** e-trolley ****
Poached salmon and cucumber sandwiches
Egg and cress sandwiches
Mini porkpies
Salt and vinegar "crisps"
Strawberry gateau
Lemon tart
Hazelnut and chocolate biscuits
Coffee meringues
Penguin biscuits
PG Tips, Yorkshire, lemon or Earl Grey tea
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Hello Girls!
You are all pathetic, holed up on the Good Ship, trembling.
You are worse than Julian Assange hiding inside the Ecuadorean Embassy. I see no hope for him, unless he escapes disguised as a washer-woman. My neighbour and I have a bet on this, and a full slap-up feed is due the winner, which will be ME, mark my words.
Why don't you bite the bullet and join me in my new bar? Work is progressing well, or it will be as soon as the builders arrive. One simply can't get the staff these days!
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=brazil&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl
Note: For security reasons I am unable to give the precise location of the new bar, so if you wouldn't mind slipping on these masks and brown paper bags, Herve will row the boat ashore.
Halleluja!
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Have'nt you heard the expression Judge ye not or you might recive the same judgement saying HELLO GIRLS YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC HOLD UP ON THE GOOD SHIP you are degrading Sashaq Eric (you do'nt want to upset ERIC BLOODY BATTLE AXE you may loose body parts in a grusome way)he is'nt called bloody for nothing) Stalwart, Dr House, Captain Bulekingfisher. Your day's of insitting mutiny are long gone
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Have'nt you heard the expression Judge ye not or you might recive the same judgement saying HELLO GIRLS YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC HOLD UP ON THE GOOD SHIP you are degrading Sashaq Eric (you do'nt want to upset ERIC BLOODY BATTLE AXE you may loose body parts in a grusome way)he is'nt called bloody for nothing) Stalwart, Dr House, Captain Bulekingfisher. Your day's of insitting mutiny are long gone
Just...
...so masterful....
*swoons*
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As it's all quiet I'm going for a snooze.
Better put the sign on the door first.
Do Not Disturb
Thank You
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* nearly passes out again *
Life, there is other life here! (besides the seagulls and other vermin..) I thought I was sailing on the Marie Celeste for a few days >erm<
Hope the >captain< isn't having more problems with his computer, he hasn't been around for a few days...
Ah well, while Suessad sleeps, I'll just sit here on deck and enjoy the evening sunshine with a non-alcoholic cocktail >bubbly<
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Morning Kizzy.
I haven't seen the Cap'n either.
Hope Sir C hasn't accidently locked him in his new place. >yikes<
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>lol<
I'm beginning to suspect that Sir C has poached nearly the entire compliment of crew and passengers for his new venture - looks like just you and me for the time being, babes >biggrin<
So nice this morning I think I'll go for a swim - in the pool, not the sea *splash*
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Oh, hello Sue & Kizzy. Quiet around here, isn't it? >lol<
I've been ashore to collect some more fruit & veg - doesn't seem much chance of anything to eat otherwise. >biggrin<
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Seegee, how fantabulous to see you - especially if you're bringing back fresh edibles, I was about to break out the emergency supply of Pot Noodles....
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Thank you for saving us from the dreaded pot noodles segee. >whistle<
Ok. Any idea what we do with all this exotic fruit and veg. ?
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I'm not a cook but can't imagine anyone having much difficulty with potato or tomato ;-) (both are South American plants introduced to Europe by seafaring folk hundreds of years ago).
There are some orange peppers, sweet potatoes & tomatillo too. I have no idea what tomatillo tastes like, we'll have to try it & see...
Hope people like papaya, custard apple, mango or guava - there were loads of these fruits. >biggrin<
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Morning Kizzy.
I haven't seen the Cap'n either.
Hope Sir C hasn't accidently locked him in his new place. >yikes<
Au contraire. The Captain has gone away for the week and is trying out a few digging, construction and defence devices courtesy of JCB, for when work starts in Brazil and he assumes the post of Director of Construction / Site Manager Tues - Fridays, 10am-4pm excluding bank holidays and Olympic Games big events days.
Fortunately the Disability Living Foundation stocks a number of these machines, so they will be able to make them all easily accessible and with hand / nose control. I think it will give him a new lease of life.
http://www.jcb.co.uk/products/Machines/Hydraulic-Excavators.aspx
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Thanking you kindly for the information, and I'd like to be behind the wheel of one of those magnificent machines as well - now where did I put that hard hat and hi-viz jacket??
PS - any chance of rustling up a tea-trolley while you're deigning us with your presence?
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Well, alright. I fancy having a go on the JS210, but obviously You Know Who will have the final say.
There is nothing to stop us from renting a few JCBs and having Exhibition Formation Digging Performances for the benefit of customers. If we play our cards right it could be the next Olympic - Paralympic event, because the host nation gets to choose a new event for subsequent games, and I don't want us to choose something naff like Synchronised Slimming, which will be No Fun At All.
Obviously we will need to hire an experienced choreographer to take charge of that side of things - I have something like a heavy plant version of this in mind - http://youtu.be/XXW0SaeEadw - so it looks as though I'll have to post a new job advert.
When will my work be complete?
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Gentleman's Relish on Toast
Pork Pie
Cling peaches
Ginger biscuits
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Funny that you should show a JCB as I'm watching Time Team!
Starters
Assorted Savoury Pastries
Salad Nicoise
Main
Bar B Que:
Marinated Lamb
Gluten Free Sausages
Corn Cobs
Freshly Caught Snapper
Freshly Baked Greek Style Bread
Sweet
Cambridge Burnt Cream
Salted Caramel Cheesecake
Lemon Tart
Clotted Cream
Drink
Speciality Teas
Fresh Coffee
Freshly Brewed Lemon Tea
Enjoy
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Hi stalwart. Good to see some lovely food about.
I'll have double helping of Salad Nicoise and lemon tart. Thankyou.
Hope seegee and kizzy have moved into the shade today.
Sir C, might mistake them for lobsters otherwise. >lol<
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I don't want to be boiled alive in a pot >yikes<
Had a very lazy day after two substantial feeds, what with Sir C and Stalwart both bearing tasty morsels - can't move now, even to pick up the >flyswatter< >lol< ..though I know I'll not be needing it as you are all such >angel< >angel<
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Had a very lazy day after two substantial feeds, what with Sir C and Stalwart both bearing tasty morsels - can't move now, even to pick up the >flyswatter< >lol< ..though I know I'll not be needing it as you are all such >angel< >angel<
You're so right Kizzy. Perfect >angel<
Now where did she hide that >flyswatter<. >devil<
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Hello all crew >thumbsup<
I'm back I've had TROUBLE with yahoo my line of connection went down then I had to change my email address so I've lost all my previous contacts + addresses >yikes< >steam< >yikes< >steam< this is how I'm feeling but I'll get up to speed about what's happenning but I do know we are building Sir Cumfrence a beach side cafe/.bar in Norrthern Brazil
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
This your lucky day YES you can use the JS210 (JCB) to dig the foundation trench's the spoil (top soil can go on the farmmer's field's) mind you do'nt knock the toilet block down as Kizzy Kazaer will not be very happy >she might be in there<
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>lol< How wonderful to see you, Cap'n - I was getting concerned about you >hugs< I did suspect it might be wretched technology-related difficulties, though..
As you can see, order has been maintained throughout the ship during your absence < salutes >
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HHello Kizzy Kazaer
Saultes THANKYOU for maintaning order while I had technical problem's my next schedualled respite is 8th September but I'll remind you nearer the time. I'm extremly pleased Stalwart is cooking manual labour is food intensive. Cor I'm amazed at Sir Cumfrence in the J.C.B he is an artist (the way he swing's the bucket around)
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Hello Stalwart
Could we have baked fish for supper + if you are intrested I've got MARCH OF THE PENGUIN'S on D.V.D in my cabin + you + a guest can come + watch it on 50 inch screen with sourond sound
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Hi Cap'n, good to see you back with us.
>tea< >tea< for two, might get me priority to watch March Of The penguins. >whistle<
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Hello Suessad
I will invite you at the same time as Stalwart so you both can watch MARCH OF THE PENGUINS together there's plenty of room on my 50 screen with 3D + stero sorund sound it sounds really erie (spooky) as you hear the sound of the Antartic wind blow over the ice + if you like I will sit + hold your hand in the dark comfy seat's with no-one behind !
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if you like I will sit + hold your hand in the dark comfy seat's with no-one behind !
Now steady on, we're having none of that.....
Somewhat hard to think of ice at the moment >yikes<
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Hello Suessad
I will invite you at the same time as Stalwart so you both can watch MARCH OF THE PENGUINS together there's plenty of room on my 50 screen with 3D + stero sorund sound it sounds really erie (spooky) as you hear the sound of the Antartic wind blow over the ice + if you like I will sit + hold your hand in the dark comfy seat's with no-one behind !
Cap'n, I prefer to sit at the front. No big heads can get in my way. >lol<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Remember I was only 13 year's old when this accident happened + I was quite + shy before so unlike some people on this ship I have NO exprince/knowledge of what happens on the back row of the cininma but it sounds like a no holds bar wrestling match with added giggles
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Hello Suessad
If you sit on the front row it will look/seem like the penguins are leaping in to your lap the extra 3 rd Diminsion preforms that optical illusion
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Whats all this then?
The Capt >captain< taking passengers to his cabin for film shows and handling behinds! >yikes< >run<
Smells a bit fishy or is that the penguins >lol<
Just joking >raspberry<
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I'm extremly pleased Stalwart is cooking manual labour is food intensive. Cor I'm amazed at Sir Cumfrence in the J.C.B he is an artist (the way he swing's the bucket around)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=oQy3Vx_GB_M
Thank you captain. Here I am again in action this morning. I got a bit dizzy after a while, so had to go for a lie down. I may have repetitive strain injury.
Would you be prepared to do the morning shift tomorrow? Start at 7am, before the sun gets too high.
I can do a quality Full English Breakfast if required.
PS That is Stalwart at 1.26 and 2.24, collecting wood. I thought it was for the barbecue later tonight, but it turned out those are markers for where the main entrance will be. Fully accessible, no steps, sliding doors, of course.
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Nah, that was Phil Harding (Time Team) >cheers<
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Can't be bothered to cook....................
Chinese take away anyone
Place your orders
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Hello Stalwart
Yes my hugh screen 3d effects + stero surrond system can create a physological aromma like penguins smelling of fish (bulekingfisher's are very found of eating fish) your captain is an officer + gentalman regaurds back rows of darkened cinnimas
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
Just lay there in a darkened cabain + I'll ask Dr House to come + give you his best medical assitance + YES I'll do your morning shift excavitting the last foundation trench's in return for a hearty full English breakfast your beach side cafe/bar is comming on leaps + bounds. Sasha will soon be starting on the ground floor bogs/loo's/ toilets inculedding the 2 disabled toilets which will be accessed by ramps from street leveal. I'm looking forward to your cooking those take aways Stalwart gets run through me so I'm on the bog alot excuse me I must answer a call of nature
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Thanks Captain, appreciated.
OK Stalwart, I'll have a 26, a 112, a 43, and a portion of 108. OK and some 12s to start. I've got some soy sauce if anyone wants it.
Chinese Billy usually says it will take about 40 minutes, but sometimes he arrives early.
He usually asks for asylum when he delivers on board, but I don't suppose he will try it tonight, what with us wintering in Brazil.
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those take aways Stalwart gets run through me so I'm on the bog alot excuse me I must answer a call of nature
Err, that's TMI, Cap'n >erm<
Can't be bothered to cook....................
Chinese take away anyone
A big Yes Please to that - Mushroom Foo Yung, Sweet and Sour Chicken and a side order of prawn crackers, if Sir would be so kind... fortunately it doesn't have *ahem!* negative effects on me >biggrin<
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what with us wintering in brazil.
I thought we were in Antarctica??
Someone make up their mind, please >steam<
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Yvette usually has Spare ribs, sweet and sour pork ,and special fried rice. So please get that and she can put it in the microwave when she gets here.
KK, see message 1147 - its all explained
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=brazil&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl
Note: For security reasons I am unable to give the precise location of the new bar, so if you wouldn't mind slipping on these masks and brown paper bags, Herve will row the boat ashore.
Halleluja!
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Ahoy me harties! >captain<
Any room for a little one to try to re-aquaint themselves with their sea-legs? >sickandpoorly<
Apologies for having been land-locked for quite a while, working hard on my course but I have now finished, just waiting for my work to be marked!
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KK, see message 1147 - its all explained
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=brazil&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl
OK, Brazil it is, then..
Wotcha, Noisyworld, how lovely to see you back on board - and good luck with the results of your coursework >fingerscrossed< >thumbsup<
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Hello NoiseyWorld
YES of course you are more than welcome back on board while on our mission to promote inter-gration + harmony with A.B society we are building a cafe/bar for Sir Cumfrence who is no longer the ship's cook it is a great oppertunity to show A.B scoiety that been impaired dos'nt allter our attidude to our close knit society (we still have normal emotional response's to change's in life style's) realy hope you get top mark's in your course work. Let us know as soon as possible
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gasping for breath Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I feel like the everywhere man. On advice from our esteamed navigator we are staying in Brazil for a few month's so we can avoid the huge ice flow's in the Antartic or they might crush the wooden HAPPYNESS + in the meantime we are keeping ourself's out of mischef building Sir Cumfrence's dream watering hole + as disapline officer you should be overjoyed your fly swat is redummendt
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You can keep your tvs. I have a lovely quiet ship, cold fruit cocktails ( curtesy of seegee ), a cool breeze blowing
here on deck, what more could a girl want. >bubbly< Cheers >bubbly<
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Hello Suessad
Can the >captain< come + enjoy your ideal situation I need some ME time I can hardly belive this thread has been running since 13/2/08 + it is full of events + surprise's every thing an escape type should me (full of dreams) you can see how stuctualy soild + robust Sir Cumfrence's cafe/bar is been built as for a name I'm thinking CIRCUM-NAVIGATE as a play on the owner's name
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Of course you can join me Cap'n. Plenty of me time here. >hugs<
I have opened the canopy, so we can sit in the shade and made us a >tea< >tea<
I've not given thought to Sir Cs bar name. Will ponder later.
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Actually, 'CircumNavigate' is a rather clever play on words, with the nautical theme included as well as part of the owner's name - nice work, >captain< , your brain is obviously working better than mine today >whistle<
Thanks for the cuppa, Sue, could just murder one >thumbsup<
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Hello Suessad
I'm feeling parched after unloading the Yorkshire stone we are using to build the beach front CIRCUM-NAVIGATE cafe/bar in the regancy style (In keeping with Sir Cumfrence's flamboyunt/rebelious charter) >devil< the shade is much apprciated in this tropical sun shine
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
All the door both intrenal + external have sensor's so the slide open automaticlly + there gentaly rise-ing slopes leading to + from all doors easy to open windows, plenty of room in all toilets with disabled access. All the tables are fastened to the floor + at a height to get wheelchairs seatted underneath, blinds designed to reduce the shinning glow fron the bright Brazilan sun-shine. I can pay a 5 year rent with my never ending credit card + leave a very genours float in your till by which time you should be sercuarly established
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Thinking of leaving, huh?
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
On Stalwart's recomendation we are staying in Brazil until March >whistle<. I have recommend to the architect that there should be NO sharp (45 degree) turns from one room to another + the door ways should be wide enough to get 2 wheelchairs through at the same time plus electric soocket to stop wheelchair user's falling out of the chair, light switchs at waist height should be at waist height so height challanged people can keep their dignty without asking someone of avrage height to help them
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I've just re-read my last post + I never made it clear wall sockrt's should be 40 inchs/1 meter high to prevent wheelchair user's tipping out as they put plugs in the wall socket + light switchs at the same height for height challenged people
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been a while sir
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Wotcha, Nessarose, good to have you back on board >magicfairy<
Cap'n, your commitment to accessibility is commendable. Now, how about a 'quiet room' for the mentalists where we can go and chill (or knock seven shades of doo-doo out of a punchbag if we get seriously wound up by other customers ;-))
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
The CIRCUM NAVIGATION is only a beach front bar/cafe not a place of accimation so there is'nt much call for a chill out room (I'm not ignorring people with a mental dis-order) it is a past-time/escape for Sir Cumefrence to have an active retirrement. Kizzy Kazaer I nearly forgot as Yorkshire stone is a good absorber of sound we could build a chill out room accessed by a corridor behind the CIRCUM NAVIGATE Sir Cumefrence is good at winding people up so a chill out room might be very popular
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Hello Kizzy Kazar
As you can see I hit the letter i instead of the o in the word accommitation
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I'll let you off, after your last sentence in that post:
Sir Cumefrence is good at winding people up so a chill out room might be very popular
I didn't like to say >lol< >thumbsup<
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Your beach side Cafe/bar in Amapa North Brazil is like my ship solar powerd so you can foreget those annoying enagy bill's. with the publicty our mission of inter-gration is genarating you are garunted many, many paying customers
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Wotcha, Nessarose, good to have you back on board >magicfairy<
Cap'n, your commitment to accessibility is commendable. Now, how about a 'quiet room' for the mentalists where we can go and chill (or knock seven shades of doo-doo out of a punchbag if we get seriously wound up by other customers ;-))
A punch bag would be good >angry<
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Sir C, thank you muchly for the order of spare ribs, sweet and sour pork and special fried rice. >thumbsup<
It made two delicious meals. Yum yum. Rub my tum.
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Good Morning Kizzy Kazaer
About a punch bag maybe it should resemble Sir Cumefrence as he is very often the key that wind's up people with mental health proplems + Sir Cumefrence is very deadacated to the welfare of the ships crew as proved by his wonderful menus accoppened by seconds plus more seonds for very hungery crew
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Not a good idea Cap'n.
Supposing we meet Sir C in the dark and think someone moved the punch bag. >whistle<
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Hello Suessad
The punchbag resembling (apperance) is fitted to a flexible pole like a punch bag in a boxxing gym + the real Sir Cumfrence is managing the CIRCUM NAVIGATE over in Amapa Northen Brazil so there's absolutly NO chance anyone will hit the kind, friendly + above all patiniat Sir Cumfrence who has a mischevious glint in his eyes
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Hi Kizzy, it's nice to be back :-)
It's a pass or fail, I just hope I get the right one. It's likely to be some time yet, we have to wait for the external verifier to check all the students' work which can take months >doh<
Ooooh, I know which room I'll be in (when I'm not swimming in the sea) >cheers<
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Hello NoiseyWorld
Now we have the basic strutre (wall's, roof + floor's of the CIRUM NAVIGATE in place we can concentrate on the amminnites EG pluming,electric's all powered by the solar panel's on the roof. As the external wall's were been built space's were left for the low level window's + the auto-matic slidding door's at the end of a gentaly slopping ramp. Sasha can start on the decore/furnishing's inculedding the stainless steel toilets/bogs Sir Cummefrence is concerd about so we might be able to celibrate you passing your exams in here
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I've been looking around here in Amapa + I think Sir Cumefrence could take a tidy profit here it is an up + comming suburb + as were staying here until March on Stolwarts recommendation so we are'nt crush by the giant melting ice flows in antartica we will get there in time to see THE MARCH OF THE PENGUINS
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Next year is a long time away, so I won't think too hard about penguins just yet - I shall continue to bask in the sunshine we have here...
The CircumNavigate is looking good >thumbsup<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Would you like me to put some sun-tan cream on your back ? + you can do your own front (some one would say I'm up to no good if I rubbed you there ) Hong can Kizzy + I have a tropical fruit shake + will you put a small piece of churshed ice in both glasses
(edited by Bule's request)
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Yes please to the application of sun lotion - I would be truly Kentucky Fried without my Factor 20 or whatever it is....
The fruit shakes are very refreshing, especially as Hong slipped a scoop of ice-cream in each and made a soda >bubbly<
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I think I got all the bits of my back but would someone check it for me, I fancy a bit of snorkling and I don't want it to burn and turn this colour >angry<
Actually... if someone could teach me how to snorkle first that would be handy >doh< >lol<
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Hello Noisey World
I've only tried snorklling on the surface of a swimming pool but could not marster the tecneica of swimming under water but I did learn to stop the mask from steanning up was to spit on the transpart visor + wipe the liqued around with your fingers then just dip the whole mask in the pool. I was taught this my an instutor from the local sub aqua club.
We have a spray gun to put licquad sun tan lotion on smoothly + evenly
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Spit on it. >yikes<
Don't think I could.
I 'm skiving, refuse to return to help Sir C until all my broken nails grow again. :-(
Anyone joining me. >tea< >tea<
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Hello Suessad
If you do'nt want to spit you could use a very little washing up liqued (fairy). Sir Cumfrence is busy trainning a re-placement chef to take over for the ship HAPPYNESS when he starts managing the CIRCUM-NAVIGATION in March. So yes you can sun bathe while your finger nail's re-grow
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
You will get a lot of compertion for drink's + snack's when the beachside cafe/bar CIRUM-NAVIGATE here in RIO-de-JENEIRO in the North Easten state called Amapa Brazil. But I can understand why you feel you are in heaven (perfect) you might paint the CIRCUM-NAVIGATE in a sky bule pink coverred in bright yellow dot's
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I've just learnt some disturbing news the ship's wine waiter Hong might be confussed with a fighter in the olimpic sport TAEKWONDO as Hong means oppentent in red
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Nah, Hong's far too gentle - did you know he also rubbed suncream on backs when you were elsewhere engaged? >love<
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
you might paint the CIRCUM-NAVIGATE in a sky bule pink coverred in bright yellow dot's
I haven't heard "sky blue pink with yellow polka dots" for a long time... >thumbsup< >lol< Used to be a common answer if someone asked what colour a thing was/ which was someone's favourite colour. ;-)
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I agree Hong is very gental but Taekwondo is all about defending your self so there is no agression from Hong so he keep's gental attidude to life so nothing is compermised
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I say a BIG THANKYOU to Hong for applying sun cream while I was negotating how the on board TV crews on HOW they record + edit film of how we supported the building if CIRUM-[/b]NAVIGATE so we do'nt get in trouble with the blasted D.H.S.S. snoppers they claim black is white if it save's them money
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Hello SeeGee
I've just come from the map room + to educate more people I think we could sail up the river Rondonia to the city of Cutias + promote inter-gration in Brazil while waiting for ice berg's/flow's to melt so we can go to the Antartic in March to see the MARCH OF THE PENGUINS
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I'm very glad of the air-conditioning below decks, as tropical climate really doesn't suit me - I don't do well in the heat, whether dry or damp (and the rainforest around here is definitely damp >lol<).
I am enjoying the fruit & vegetables though - some new & very pleasant tastes. >thumbsup< >biggrin<
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Hello SeeGee
Have you turned on the De-humidafier's to try + reduce the moistcher in the atmosphere
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The air-conditioning is wonderful, Captain - keeps the moisture level comfortable as well as the temperature. >tah<
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Hello Stalwart
I'm laying in my sun-lounger watching the 100 year old trees in the Amozan rain forest with the excotic birds of paridise weaving through the dense leaf canopy >biggrin<
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Segee, was it you picked the Chu Chu. ? >yikes<
Morning Cap'n. I'm off for a lovely cool swim. Please don't tell Sir C, as he is a digger driver short.
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Hello Suessad
I just have to bark an order + Sir Cumefrence stop's dead in his track's + as I'm fair in my desion's + I know he is keeping an eye on Cumfrane the new chef who is not as professinal so is not qualifed to call himself SIR >whatarelief<
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I haven't been picking fruit from the vine, suessad - just collecting a few from the markets.
Have you tried any chuchu, I'm told it's nice stewed with a little ginger & sugar?
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My mum informs me that back in blighty it's almost as hot as it is here and it's brought on a migraine, she could do with being below deck :-(
I told her that her hip and bunions aren't bad enough to make her disabled...yet >lol<
...but as we're educating the general public she might get to lie down in a cool room if she asks nicely ;-)
Plus she once snorkelled so I may get that lesson after-all >whistle<
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Hello Noisyworld
After looking at the weather report on Sky TV I agree with your mum the temprture in Blighty is the same as here in Braziil I know the sweat is dripping off my forehead on to my key board but it is good to see you sknorling in the crystal clear waters of the Meddatrain sea so I say THANKYOU to your mum for helping you to sknorll
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I have just had a pleasent tea/supper in the canteen + you are trainning replacement cumefrence very well but he has'nt got your rotuned personilty because you are a one off, unique !
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Hello SIR Cumefrence
As we built the CIRCUM-NAVIGATE we had to bring all the building matrials up the river Oiapoque the humidaty was awful plus the heat so most of the work was done at night it was cooler but we nearly drowned in the wet humidaty thank God for pre-fabricated constrction. Chef cumefrence is doing a good job helping us replace the salt we lose while sweating (another piece of the skill's he is learning from Marster chef SIR Cumefrence
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I haven't been picking fruit from the vine, suessad - just collecting a few from the markets.
Have you tried any chuchu, I'm told it's nice stewed with a little ginger & sugar?
Sorry never tried it. Come to that, don't remember seeing any supermarket selling it.
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I've done my exercise.
Twice around the deck. So breakfast and lots of tea, will set me up for the day. >tea<>tea<
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Hello Suessad
About picking fruit from the vine 12 year's ago I went strawberry picking NEVER EVER AGAIN iI signed up for a week but I fiinnished after 1 day my back ache was so bad my G.P came to see me + could only prescribe bed-rest it took a week to recooparate.
Suessad >magicfairy< after breakfast would you join the large polishing group to give a shinny sparkle to the fittings of the CIRCUM-NAVIGATE so it's perfect for Sir Cumefrence
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Hello suessad
The breakfast crumpets are nicely toasted with creamy butter so cumefrence is (reasonably good) but I miss Sir Cumefrence's smiley face >lol< at breakfast he was with me on the Lace + Bane when the Yirkshire pirate tried to commander the ship so i sunk it + Re-launched the ship happyness on the bbc web site
just so new members can learn our history/pedegree/origan
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Hello NoiseyWorld
Your mum can rest her painfull hip while laying on your bed the cooling fan runs off solar enagy as does the de-hummid removing the moisture but she can only share this imaginitve story until March when we go to the Antartic to see the penguins as the polar bears are mainly in Artic (North Pole.
Sir Cumfrence is over the moon with the Circume- Navigate.
Oi Cumefrence I know you are only Sir Cumefrence's apprentice but do'nt try + fob me off with any thing but Yorkshire tea (I'm lived with his cheek)
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Here you are, Cap'n - nice cup of Yorkshire >tea< I think SirCumference has finally abandoned us for good >whistle<
Never mind, we're eating very healthily with Seegee's fruit and veggies >angel<
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<ufo>
Oh no, I turn my back for two minutes and ....
I shall study the recent events when I have unpacked my case.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
What a pleasure to see you back ! from your vaction some good news your new bussiness Circume Navigation beach side cafe/bar is 99% complete your replacement chef cumefrence leave's a lot to be desired (cheeky whip-a-snapper) but I'm sure you will lick him in to shape Welcome home
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Good afternoon Cap'n.
Has Sir C. got his apron on yet.?
Please remind him to wear his hat in the kitchen. His hair has really grown since he was last here.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I am just checking on hygine here in your smart + ordely kitchen I kept a close eye on the cheeky cumefrence he needs your disapline but I think he has a good attitude under the rougeish extior I see your new apron has a union jack motiff + no it is'nt nationlistic every one on the ship just want's inter-gration in to main stream scoiety + stuff petty politic's (it's all about one up manship) + we are about living in harmony. Oh by the way I see you went to the English hair dresser in Rio city it look's smart fitting a man of your calibre + style
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Hello Suessad
The Circume Navigate (sorry can't highlight this word in capitals the mods have told me off) is in the city of Bailique which the ship happyness can access along the Cannel do Norte with it been a port city Sir Cumefrence will be very busy so he will have to employ some local staff + his Spannish lingo will have to improve he has a good grasp of the basic's Spanish (knowing him he soon will try flaminco/dancing)
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(knowing him he soon will try flaminco/dancing)
This I want to see. >lol<
Our tea Cap'n. >tea< >tea<
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Hello Suessad
Our portly/rotunned chef will I think dress like an East end of London Pearly King + his costume will be festooned with small mother of pearl buttons
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Ahem...........Capt, it's Portuguese not Spanish in Brazil.
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Hello Stalwart
It is good to see you back off your Jollies (holiday's) + I'm sorry I got the launage's mixed up so thankyou for correction
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Hello Suessad
Pull up a deck chair as you know the captain has certin privlages + one them is observing + offerring constructive advice/crutism to new entertainment + as Sir Cumefrence is normally the chef Flecmemco dancing is new entertainment (mmmm well done cumefrence I can taste you warmed the pot before brewing my Yorkshire tea so you are learning from Sir Cumefrence the Marster chef,) you see suessad I do give praise where it is earned. Cor it's ammazzing how such a portaly figer (Sir Cumfrence) can preform the splits as he waves his red cape in the air
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Hello Suessad
As you like a good laugh. Tonight Sunday 19/8/8 watch channel 4 at 10pm there is a documenty showing disabled people playing pranks on AB people like a disabled man in his wheelchair stuck in the upper branchs of a tree suspenned by a parachute. We might have to film Sir Cumefrence doing his flamenco in his Mother of Pearl suit ha ha ha
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Sorry Cap'n, didn't get a chance to watch it.
A lovely cup of Yorkshire tea to wake me, I want to see the sun rise this morning. >tea<
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We might have to film Sir Cumefrence doing his flamenco in his Mother of Pearl suit ha ha ha
As long as he isn't in his birthday suit....
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Hello Suessad
I also missed the channel 4 programe I was having trouble with the sound on my computer I think I accidently deleated the realtec >doh< >doh< >doh< >yikes< >thumbsdown< I think I panicked + clicked any thing
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
With all the mother of pearl buttons Hong has sewed on. Abley helped by Eric + cumfrence (in-between preparring meals) Sir Cumfrence is the model gentelman (here is his calling card) Ou-get-away, I do like you he says mincing away down the deck whistling >whistle< all the nice boys love a sailor (he will show no birthday suit)
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Suessad + I are watching Sir Cumfrene practice his flameco dancing in his full attire + there is not a hint of a birthday suit any where to be seen + this will be what he will preform's on the openning day of the circum-navigate beachside cafe/bar in March. On the same day the happyness will leave for the antartic to see March of the penguins mmm cumfrence has prepared a breakfast table Sir Cumefrence would be proud of
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I'm getting mighty confused with 'cumference' and 'Sir Cumference' - one of them is enough, don't you think? >yikes<
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Kizzy Kazaer
Sir Cumefrence is [ no longer a crew member of the ship happyness + his replacement is a trainy chef called cumfrence + after an aprennitce of 7 years he will be qualified to call himself Sir he has to go through many sub Sir qualafachations/stages/leavels befire he can claim that honnuer
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*Up Periscope*
Hello Kizzy Kazaer
With all the mother of pearl buttons Hong has sewed on. Abley helped by Eric + cumfrence (in-between preparring meals) Sir Cumfrence is the model gentelman (here is his calling card) Ou-get-away, I do like you he says mincing away down the deck whistling >whistle< all the nice boys love a sailor (he will show no birthday suit)
>lol< >lol< >lol< Ooo, that really tickled my fancy - what a way with words the Captain has!
>thumbsup< >lol<
*down periscope*
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what a way with words the Captain has!
Indeedy - and you also have made me >lol< with the activities of your periscope....
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Hello Sasha
Up periscope. Are you thinking of the 1960 song by the Beatle's. We are all living in a yellow submarine (physodellic) Eric fly's (stunt's) in a yellow helicoptor ehen he nip's out for supply's no-body even me has a strong enough stomach to be a passanger with him. Smell's like cumefrence is preparing porridge, black pudding + sauasges for breakfast
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Oh, good, porridge - with salt or sugar as preferred. :)
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I'm getting mighty confused with 'cumference' and 'Sir Cumference' - one of them is enough, don't you think? >yikes<
Glad I'm not the only one
"There's only one Sir Cumference" to the tune of...............
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Hello SeeGee
I like a pinch of salt added to the porridge as the oats are been cooked them milk + suger on top of the porridge when it is in my plate/bowl >biggrin<
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Hello Stalwart
I am very releved Sir Cumefrence has left us + I am keeping a carefull eye on cumfrence to make he dos'nt become a rebal rouser like his cooking/baker tutor. While we wait for the ice to melt then we can go see the March of the Penguins as they move to their trational breeding grounds.
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
On the bridge I have a direct radio contact with the Cirm-Navigate so Sir Cumefrence can tell us the day to day activte's happenning in the Circum Navigate so where ever the ship Happyness is in the World we can keep in touch with the rotuned rebal rouser
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Capt, you don't understand. One (sir) cumference is enough, we don't want another one!!
Call him Gunga din, the Phantom or even The Sheriff of Fractured Jaw but not cumference. >steam< >steam<
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Stalwart, I second that, and third it >thumbsup<
Please change his handle, Cap'n Bule - for the sake of those of us (like me) who easily become muddled with duplicate names - call it a reasonable adjustment >whistle<
I quite like The Phantom because we never see this character ...
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hello Kizzy Kazer + Stalwart
Our trainy chef can be called Tucker (it is Austrailan) our esteamed navigator is a an Ozzey so it's in his honnuor (fair dinkum) >cool<
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That'll do nicely >captain< >applause< - time for a >tea< and just for you, a plateful of >chocolate< biscuits from my stash...
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Good Morning Kizzy Kazaer
Tucker is customissing the Kitchen + stamping his Ozzie pedagrie so the only sence of Sir Cumefrence is through the radio on my bridge so to all intents we have got rid of the former chef on the back wall of the kitchen Tucker has had a pictuer of Ayer's rock it give a sence of been in the out-back of Australia. Both Tucker + Stalwart go there when they feel home-sick
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Tucker..........................I hope no-one thinks of rhyming slang >whistle<
Chefs in the navy used to be called Tucker ******s. >biggrin<
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Hello Stalwart
When Tucker first came on board he personifed the nameing slang you mention but after a few under the harsh but fair disaplane of former chef Sir Cumefrane's rule Tucker's behavior is quite resonable + he has gained the the 1st certificate on the long long road to become a marster Sir Cumefrence + there's a Royal steak with baked patoe's abright green cabbage followed by a rich choclate pudding with lashing's of double cream for dinner then coffee + biscutes
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Baked potato, cabbage, coffee & biscuits will do for me. Pass on my thanks to Tucker please, Captain. >tah<
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Hello Tucker (I will refrain from useing the Ozzie rymming slang)
I am writting to give you very high praise from SeeGee to say lunch was exerlent so yet more proof that the high standerds Sir Cumefrence put you through are paying dividends. I am not useing my telescope to spy on the topless women on Rio beach, I perferre to go up to them + complement them on their assessts so then they do not feel embarressed, I know I would be upset if I thought someone was spying/peerving on me so those women deserve the same respect as me because they have human dignety/ self respect just like any one else on the ship
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Hello SashaQ
Eric is been kept busy re-placing inner- tube's on buggys as the un-even footpath's (to many sharp object's) punture + just patching the inner-tube (is in the long run not efficent as it might become unstuck in the heat)
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Hello Captain
That is good news - very thorough maintenance >thumbsup< Many's the time I've had a slow puncture in my inner tubes (of my wheelchair) because of patches becoming unstuck, and it isn't good when we're out and about.
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Hello SashaQ
I think you are of French decenet + can speak very good French lanunge so I would like you to come with me + other intrested people for a short break in French Guiana a few mile's up North from Rio de Jannuiro as I am trying to fill time in until March when the artic ice will be clear of ice bergs when Stalwart recomends it is safe for our ship to go see the March of the Penugins
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Bonsoir Cap'n.
I would like to take a break too, if I may. >cool<
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Bonsoir Mamosill Suessad
C'omn Tal-e-vou (How are you ?) that's about all the French I know. Yes you are more than welcome on our Excursion to Frenh Guiana, I think Hong would like to come + Stalwart might hounnor us with his World Wide knowledge this break/jaut will genarate more intrest in our Cruisde to prommotte inter-gration like we are getting differnt sex's, culture's, skin colour's to live in harmony through a giant mix-ing bowl but all section's of scoiety have people of all impairment's in scoiety but arrogane + ignorance are the 2 main stubbeling block's + just because we can identify these problems dos'nt make them any easier
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Attention all crew
Has any one seen Spaz girl she renamed us Happyness 2 after the BBC abandod us due to Austerty cut's I think 2 is apporiate as ouch too saved us + I have identiffed two majour problems holding us back from harmony
So 2 is promminnite in 2 case's
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Tres bien merci Cap'n.
Has a date been set for departure yet.
Wonder what Tucker is cooking up tonight. ?
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Hello Suessad
Tucker has pork chops marrinated in Apple cidder with grilled tomattoe's + mushroom's, bread + butter for those who are extra hungery
a trecale sponge + custard washed down with a varity of teas (earl grey, Darl-gee, PG, Typhoo +Yorkshire.
As for where we are going I was thinking let's explore the South American continent while we wait for the ice flows to melt then we can safely sail through to see all the dinner suited penugins
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Yawn I ready for a break next week 8/9/12 I've got a week's respite so as you are the efficant (based on past experince) first officer I want you to wear the captin's hat + carry responsibilty for an ordaly ship that is going to Peru
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Wotcha >captain< - I bring good tidings for you >rainbow2< I couldn't find SpazGirl on our current memberlist, so SunshineMeadows kindly tracked down her e-mail address that she used to sign up with the former Aimoo OuchToo site, and we have been in touch - she's been very busy with studies and life in general and missed the previous 'invitation' to join us here, but hopes to be back on board soon and says she expects you are still running a very good ship >thumbsup< >magicfairy<
I will certainly wear the Captain's hat with pride in your absence and wield the >flyswatter< if required, but I think the only time I might need it is if Suessad gets a little over-enthusiastic with the chocolate stash ;-)
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I hear someone was looking for me?? :D Surprised you lot all remember me after all this time (look, you've got me talking British again!).
As I told Kizzy, dealing with college and my own changing health has taken priority for me over the last few years. But rest assured, I have not forgotten you all!! Facebook is just my social networking of choice nowadays. I have a few people from here on Facebook now, in fact, I think Sasha just "friended" me a few days ago.
How's the ship holding up?? Someone like to give me an update on the general state of affairs? I do hope Sir C is still hanging around causing trouble - it just wouldn't be the HAPPYNESS without him!
I'm touched you all care about me enough to go searching through the old board to find my email :) Don't expect me on here too often, school just started up again and already I have a three page paper to write. But I will check in from time to time! Love you all!
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Grrr my post's disappeared >angry< I'll try to remember what I wrote!
Wow, blast from the past, nice to see you Spaz Girl >cool< I had a (shorter) period like that, you run out of physical and emotional energy in the real world so have none left for brilliant places like this :-(
I would love to go to French Guiana. Je parle un peu francais (I speak a little french)! Ou est la toilette (where's the loo), Je voudrais un the s'il vous plait (I'd like tea please) et (and) qu'est ce que sais (what is that?!) though that's about all I rememeber from my school days now tbh >doh<
Whilst on this trip I won't be well enough to post so don't worry if I go offline a bit ;-)
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Hello Spaz girl
It was your captain who was looking for you I was concerned you are an important crew menber about Sir Cumfrence we (the crew) built him a cafe/bar called the Circum Navigate (remind him of the good times on the ship Happyness) in Rio de Jurnero in the North Western state of Ampa in Brazil + we have a new chef Tucker he was a bolshi little @@??? when he first started but the former Sir Cumfrence (speak his name in Revrance) has taken him under his wing + now his challanging behavior is torable + he is a resonable cook. Stalwart (navigator) has recomend we wait in South America until March until we go to the Antartic to see the March of the Penugin's
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Wotcha Noisyworld, you remember more of your 'schoolgirl French' than I do >biggrin<
I hear someone was looking for me?? :D Surprised you lot all remember me after all this time (look, you've got me talking British again!).
As I told Kizzy, dealing with college and my own changing health has taken priority for me over the last few years. But rest assured, I have not forgotten you all!! Facebook is just my social networking of choice nowadays. I have a few people from here on Facebook now, in fact, I think Sasha just "friended" me a few days ago.
How's the ship holding up?? Someone like to give me an update on the general state of affairs? I do hope Sir C is still hanging around causing trouble - it just wouldn't be the HAPPYNESS without him!
I'm touched you all care about me enough to go searching through the old board to find my email :) Don't expect me on here too often, school just started up again and already I have a three page paper to write. But I will check in from time to time! Love you all!
I quoted your post as it was the dreaded last-on-the-previous page - welcome home, SpazGirl >magicfairy<
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I will certainly wear the Captain's hat with pride in your absence and wield the >flyswatter< if required, but I think the only time I might need it is if Suessad gets a little over-enthusiastic with the chocolate stash ;-)
Not sure the Cap'ns hat's the right size though. >whistle<
quote>> over-enthusiastic with the chocolate stash.
Who Me. >angel<
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Hello Suessad
The captain's hat has an ajustable fastner on the brow band so Kizzy Kazaer can wear my hat with pride knowing it will fit perfectly. If Suesad get's over enthusiastic with the choclate she will need Dr House's encoragement in the gym as a little pleasure on the lip's results in many hours work on the hip's (self flaguation)
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Good to hear the hat will fit and doesn't need re-sizing. >cool<
Debating over whose wrath will be worse, Kizzy Kazaer or Dr. House. >erm<
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Hello Suessad
I think/am pretty sure Dr House's wrath will be worse he studied with the F.B.I now he's a little shit
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Good to hear the hat will fit and doesn't need re-sizing. >cool<
Kizzy what a big head you must have if the Capt's hat >captain< fits you >whistle< >biggrin< >biggrin< >biggrin<
Now I'll >runforthehills<
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*warning twitch*
>flyswatter<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
You may have a warning twitch but I have a strong almost explosive primevial urch to give someome a very good thrashing (guess who !) >steam< >steam< >angry< >angry< >thumbsdown<
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Phew, Cap'n, that's not going to do your blood pressure any good - sit down with me for a nice relaxing cup of Yorkshire >tea<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
All crew members should have respect for each other as that is the foundation of happyness some celver so n so was having (the cup of Yorkshire tea is very welcome) a dig about the ajustable brow band on my hat. Can I have a second cup of tea ? Eee-bar- gum it refresh's
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The tea-urn's always on here, so do have another >tea<
Hello Suessad
I think/am pretty sure Dr House's wrath will be worse he studied with the F.B.I now he's a little shit
Do you think it's now time to give our esteemed medic the order of the boot?
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
In the intrest of of a happy + content atmosphere on the ship I defently think Dr (grumpy) House should retire with a handsome redundnce pay ! we can let him off in Peru we should get there in a few days, I'll go say goodbye before I go on respite + that way I'll avoid the tears + tanramas from a master drama Queen ;-)
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Hello Stalwart
I need your navigation skill's (I'm lost) I belive Rio is on the East side of South America + Peru is on the West + to get to Peru we have to sail around the cape of Good Hope I will leave you in the capable hands of my first officer Kizzy KKazaer while I relinquish responsiblty for a weeks respite >whistle<
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We'd have to go a long way to get to the Cape of Good Hope >whistle< seeing as it's the southern tip of Africa >doh<
Seriously though it's probably better to go via the Panama Canal.
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Panama Canal rather than Cape Horn, then? ;-)
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Has The Captain gone to Knaresborough? Step on it, I say.
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Crackel crackel testing 1 2 3 hope this comes over. This is the captain speaking through the radio on the bridge Thank GOD Stalwart know's his way from Rio to Peru + Sir Cumfrence is creating profits from the Circum Navigation (I'm enjoying my respite in Knaresbrough + the staff here are having a good time borrowing my mobility scooter). Stalwart I'm not 100% sure but I think SeeGee might have a good idea in using the Panama cannel
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the staff here are having a good time borrowing my mobility scooter)
>lol< Nice to hear from you, Cap'n ..
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Hi Cap'n. Hope you're having fun.
Phew. Good job he can't see how lazy we're all being.
More tea Kizzy. Cheers. >tea< >tea<
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Forget the tea!
I'll have a red wine please.
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I'll get myself a coffee... lazy few days while the captain's away? >chocolate< >zzz<
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Ahoy Pay attention crew
Your captain has returned >biggrin< I will have to motivate as you all (crew) will enjoy the time in Peru + to get you fit after my abcenss I will have to lock you all in the sauna + the massure's are dream boat's + hunk's who I recutted in Rio before I went on respite + I felt like Bruce Forsyte from Strickly Come Danceing trying to match you up with a suitable massure
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Being locked in a sauna with muscular masseurs sounds a lot better than packing us all off to the gym - count me in >magicfairy<
Mine's the blond who looks a bit like a Viking...
Welcome home, Cap'n >beer<
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Muscular masseurs.............. >runforthehills< >run<
now nubile >cancan<
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Yawn.. Oh. Good morning Cap'n. Welcome back. >hugs<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Yes you can have the blond with well developped musular body that look's great after with a sun tam + coverred in glisning baby oil
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Hello Stalwart
Been a man myself I do understand the need for a few nubiel massuar's + this is a time I look forward to exacissing my never ending credit card this is in conjuction with Mr F Tucker our trainne chef providing us with tasty low caloiry meal's
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Yes you can have the blond with well developped musular body that look's great after with a sun tam + coverred in glisning baby oil
Thanking you kindly, Cap'n.. though I'll have you know it was almost a four-way 'handbags at dawn' moment between myself, Seegee, Yvette and Suessad >whistle<
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Good Morning Suessad
It looks like you are in urgent need of a re-viving cup of Yorkshire tea with added sweetners in case you are a diabetic !
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
If there were'nt enough blond, musuclar men to go around I would use my never ending credit card to hire more hunky male massuers this ship is developping a World Wide reputation for been a bastion of radical change + upending the idea that AB people are in charge of a selfish scoiety just as a few hundred years ago it was all white males but now it is multi sexual rainbow of coulors + religons/creeds so why not multi credital
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>rainbow2< >rainbow< >rainbow2<
Hello Captain >biggrin< A session in the sauna sounds splendid! (it's rather chilly outside today). A massage sounds good, too - skilled hands with a gentle touch should relax my tense shoulders nicely >towel<
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Hello SashaQ
Eric is extremly busy keeping the solar battery's charged to keeping a lot of hot steam in the sauna the expression (running about like a headless chicken) spring's to mind but with his running around Eric is not over weight or lazy (so he is a shinning example)
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Locking me in the sauna must surely count as cruel & unusual punishment >crying< - I can't bear being hot & a "pampering" session sounds like a nightmare. >yikes<
I'm glad you've finally let me out, now I need lots of cool drinks to re-hydrate me - perhaps some of that tea, iced, without sugar, would help... ;-)
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Hello SeeGee
The last thing I wanted was to be cruel but I was flabbagasted at how lax Kizzy Kazaer had let thing's go while I was on respite (mutiny came to mind) + as we are heading for port at Costa Verde in the San Migiel District to launch our campain of intergation between arogent/self rightous AB people + us disabled people who are turely fed up of been 2nd class citizens we are mettophicaly (big word) standing up to Bigots + demanding equall access to our one +only World I'm thinking rigours gym time is not suitable for every one so I was hopeing the sauna + massuares would do the trick. Kizzy Kazaer has let me down so SeeGee how would you like to wear the captains hat when I go on my next respiye ?
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I was flabbagasted at how lax Kizzy Kazaer had let thing's go while I was on respite (mutiny came to mind)
Kizzy Kazaer has let me down
??? *scratches head in puzzlement*
Much more of that kind of talk and I'm walking the plank right outta here....
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aww KK stay please. >dontpanic<
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Good grief, I'm not even safe on a bicycle - can't possibly be left in charge of a ship!
I'm definitely not management material, if you put me in charge you'll probably come back to find someone's managed to sink the ship while I was watching a seal or something! >yikes<
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>lol<
I like your way with words, seegee - made me think of some sort of cartoon, where you're watching a seal, and the ship sinks from underneath you, but you hover in mid air until the seal swims away and then you realise the ship is gone and you fall into the sea >yikes<
>lol<
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aww KK stay please. >dontpanic<
Yes, I vote for KK too - as I was watching through my periscope, I could see that she kept a quiet and orderly ship while the Captain was away >thumbsup< She kept the tea urn flowing, so the crew were well provided for >biggrin<
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Good Morning Suessad
It looks like you are in urgent need of a re-viving cup of Yorkshire tea with added sweetners in case you are a diabetic !
No sugar thanks. I'm sweet enough. >whistle<
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aww KK stay please. >dontpanic<
Yes, I vote for KK too - as I was watching through my periscope, I could see that she kept a quiet and orderly ship while the Captain was away >thumbsup< She kept the tea urn flowing, so the crew were well provided for >biggrin<
Was so quiet because good hearted Kizzy let us all have a much needed lie in.
Keep our Kizzy. >thumbsup<
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Thank you all - I'm quite overwhelmed >blush<
It's up to the Captain whether he still requires my services, so while we wait for a decision (hopefully quicker than what we might expect from the DWP >whistle< ) do carry on helping yourself to the >tea< and >chocolate< biscuits >thumbsup<
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>captain< If the Navigator has a say..............KK..KK..KK >applause< etc
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To all crew
Your Captain was hasty in giving Kizzy Kazaer the heave ho + she can keep the post of first officer + I've gave my answer quicker than the DWP
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>lol< >magicfairy<
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Good decision Cap'n. >thumbsup<
As it's my birthday, I have brought cake for everyone.
>cake< >cake< >cake<
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Happy Birthday, have a lovely day >magic< >gift<
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Hello Suessad
I was so shooked at a fat + unhealthy crew when I came back from respite I reacted with out thinking of the conciquensess but after due considartion I am sorry for over-reacting Kizzy Kazaer + your 1st job as 1st officer is to organise the jolly-itys + clear up after Suessad Birthday party
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Alright, you 'orrible lot, time to start sweeping up the cake crumbs ....*wields broom*
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>lol<
I like your way with words, seegee - made me think of some sort of cartoon, where you're watching a seal, and the ship sinks from underneath you, but you hover in mid air until the seal swims away and then you realise the ship is gone and you fall into the sea >yikes<
>lol<
>lol< >lol<
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Hello SeeGee
I'm glad you laugh at SashaQ's comment's about happyness is what the ship is all about the TV camra's on board ship are sending the best imagie's around the World to show how succesful we are
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Hello all crew
While we are in Peru I will lead a party of wheelchair user's/rider's in convoy + we can explore the outer fringe's of the rain forest + see/hear the colourful wild that live's in abundnce there + if we are lucky we might catch a glimpse of the hairy David Bellamy shouting (it's ginnormuse) but any way it will atractt a lot of media surport to our misson to promotte inter-grattopn + harmony in to our human society where isolation + loneleness is out-lawed + out dated as a life style
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Morning Cap'n.
I'm getting fit again. Up early, jogged 3 times round the deck.
Now for breakfast. >tea<
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Good Morning Suessad
I like the pink jogging suit + you are setting a gold standerd for a lazy + unhealthy crew to follow + to think they got like this simply because I had a week's respite
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I've been shopping and brought everyone a pink jogging suit. >whistle<
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>yikes< Not Pink! >yikes<
It doesn't match my hat... >sheep<
;-)
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Hello SashaQ
Don't cry ! I will buy you a blue jogging suit to match the sock/hat on your icon/picture with my flexible friend (never ending credit card) I'm good in a crisis
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How about green - or nearly anything but pink, frankly - I'd look ridiculous in a pink tracksuit & can't imagine our navigator (or yourself, Cap'n) looking much better... >devil<
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Hello SeeGee
You can have any colour that makes you happy + I think our Aussie Navigator might like green bottoms + a yellow top >rainbow2< >rainbow2<
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*Looking through assorted colours*... for me, maybe white top/ blue trousers. >biggrin< >tah<
How about everyone else? >biggergrin<
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Hello SashaQ
Don't cry ! I will buy you a blue jogging suit to match the sock/hat on your icon/picture with my flexible friend (never ending credit card) I'm good in a crisis
Thank you Captain - a blue jogging suit will be perfect >thumbsup< dark blue trousers and pale blue top is spot on >biggrin< >tah<
I like your choice, seegee - suits you very well >thumbsup< >biggrin<
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Hello all crew
After Kizzy Kazaer let disapline go while I was on respite so I'm thinking of asking Eric to run keep fit sessions people have started wearing loose, baggy cloths so bodys can move + sweat weight off
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Oi, Capt >captain<
Whats all this about me having a green bottom >taz<
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Hello Stalwart
Green bottoms should of been green trouser's sorry for the confussion for my next respite maybe I should leave both you + SeeGee in joint charge >thumbsup<
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I'll tolerate this physical jerks stuff if I can choose the music >devil<
"I'm Sexy And I Know It" - Def Motion Remix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BgFQGFqKhw&feature=related
(edited, wrong link posted >doh< - beg pardon, it's afternoon nap time....)
Enjoy your workout >whistle<
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Or for those reading 50 shades...................... KK................
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A61i0Xscj-k
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Yes (disgraced) KK your Captain approve's of your choice of music
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Stalwart >lol< you >devil<
Can I come out of disgrace now? >angry<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer >rose<
Yes your taste in music has has brought you out of disgrace. I want to see you in a jogging suit + joinning in Eric's keep fit class because I demand a fit/healthy crew with no exception's >biggrin<
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OK, I've gone for the purple bottoms and pink top ...
Here's another rousing tune to get us in the mood (I love the chorus):
'Hearts In The Air', Eric Saade
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9tJNie2Igk
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I have just been listening to your latest recommention + I was not over impressed a recomendation is Rebecca Newman you can hear her on inter-net just put her name in the search engine
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Nice outfit, Kizzy >biggrin<
Great tune, too - I'd not heard that before, but I like it >biggrin< Mr Saade is rather pleasant looking, as well...
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Cheers, Msr Sasha - glad you approve of the song even if it wasn't entirely to the >captain< 's taste.....
I didn't notice Mr Saade's appearance, I was concentrating so much on posting the correct link >lol< - will have to go back and scrutinise him more carefully >whistle<
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Hello Sash
The weather here in Peru is very hot + hummid so that is help a fat + lazy crew sweat weight off + aided by Mr F Tucker's low caliore meal's + surported by Eric's keep fit classes the crew will soon be lean + healthy + if you want someone to blame for this harsh regimne look no futher than someone in purple pants + a pink top with a choc bar in their poddgey mit (urm urm morning Kizzy Kazaer)
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Wow, did you see that lightning. But it is humid. Time to strip down.
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if you want someone to blame for this harsh regimne look no futher than someone in purple pants + a pink top with a choc bar in their poddgey mit (urm urm morning Kizzy Kazaer)
>lol< >lol<
(sorry, I've eaten that chocolate bar now >blush< )
Strip down??? >yikes< But underneath my clothes I'm entirely naked!!
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Ooh er madam >blush<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I'm surprised nay shooked 3x over you have no under-garments on. I'm protected under my blue trousers + orange waist which I wear on a daily basis as captain Bulekingfisher
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I've just looked at the number of replys this thread has had on ouch too added to those I had on BBC Ouch plus those on Aimo I think it might be over 7,000 so I feel very proud of myself
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I'm surprised nay shooked 3x over you have no under-garments on
I didn't mean I was 'going commando' >yikes< >lol<
I was including my, er, underpinnings in the general word 'clothes' - it's a sort of joke that underneath (all) our gear we are all completely...oh, never mind ;-)
I've just looked at the number of replys this thread has had on ouch too added to those I had on BBC Ouch plus those on Aimo I think it might be over 7,000 so I feel very proud of myself
>thumbsup< >biggrin< >thumbsup<
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I'm surprised nay shooked 3x over you have no under-garments on
I didn't mean I was 'going commando' >yikes< >lol<
I was including my, er, underpinnings in the general word 'clothes' - it's a sort of joke that underneath (all) our gear we are all completely...oh, never mind ;-)
I've just looked at the number of replys this thread has had on ouch too added to those I had on BBC Ouch plus those on Aimo I think it might be over 7,000 so I feel very proud of myself
>thumbsup< >biggrin< >thumbsup<
1. I think that comes from the first commandos were trained in scotland............
2. "Underpinnings" make me think of large safety pins and I begin to cringe
3. >cheers< >captain< >cancan< >egyptiandance< >happydance< >thankyou<
KK ..............at least I didn't put this at the beginning >hihi< >biggrin<
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Hello Stalwart
As I want to say nothing that might get me censord/taken off the board I surgest we get back to ship busseness + intergration of all abillitys. Because Global warming is a real World problem we could use this revallance in our virtual World/story telling + set out for Antartica as the ice is melting + see the very long line of penugins going over bare rock from their feeding grounds to the nursery where baby penugins are hatched/born trying to avoid been killed + eaten by the dive bombing featherd squawers/sea birds
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Hello Captain
I'm afraid I found your post #1365 rather disturbing - I'm not overweight, I'm underweight. That is also the reason why I was unable to be chef on board ship - because virtual food sometimes disagrees with me (not because of Sir Cumference).
Kizzy looked after us well, as she is understanding...
>hugs< Kizzy >hugs<
I contemplated jumping overboard and going back to my yellow submarine, but if you're not going to throw me overboard, I'll go and have a lie down in my cabin for a while instead...
>sheep<
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Kizzy looked after us well, as she is understanding...
>hugs< Kizzy >hugs<
Msr Sasha - many thanks (and big hugs back atcha!) and I'm sure the Captain didn't mean to cause any offence; I'm not overweight in 'real life' either, but I did grin at my virtual character temporarily being a podge. However, I also know that if I was currently wrestling with any issues around food (being an ex-anorexic and all that), I might have felt uncomfortable as well, so it's like no-one's 'fault' or anything, it's just.... well, one of those things >erm< Please stick with us >cheerup<
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PS to the >captain< - - if Antarctica is really happening at last, I'd best start ordering for the crew and passengers some industrial-strength thermal vests and longjohns - in colours to match the jogsuits...
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Thanks Kizzy >thumbsup<
I have been struggling quite a bit lately >erm< so it was just one of those things - no offence, Captain
I'm on my holidays this weekend, but I'll be on deck again soon to look out for penguins >thumbsup< >biggrin<
>cheerup<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Please order the thermals + wet weather clothing then Eric can use his yellow helicopter to pick them up check they are the correct size's + colours + bring them on board
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Perhaps you should try this first Kizzy
>biggrin< >cool<
www.discoveringantarctica.org.uk/5_wear.php
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I hope the clothing order includes some silk stuff to wear under all the artificial-fibre clothes - I thought these might suit Kizzy (tiger-print?)... http://www.patra.com/products-Ladies-Long-Sleeve-Vest_ALLV.htm ...there are glove-liners, socks, etc as well, so since the cap'n has an endless credit-card... >lol<
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Hello SeeGee
Beside's the crew getting a work out to lose weight + get fit + hopefully realise a healthy body is better than been a couch patoe (choco-olic) my credit card is feeling very vigorated after a lot of flexing + I miss Tiger Warrior Princess
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Seegee - oh yes, that's me alright >cool< >tah< >magicfairy<
I miss Tiger Warrior Princess
Why miss her, she's right here and always has been >biggrin<
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Hello Kizzy Kazer
Tiger Warrior Princess would never of allowed the crew to become slobs now I've got my work cut out, Oi Stalwart no slacking come on lets have a few press ups then a few lenughs of the large pool then go lay down for a rest Hey SashQ your not geting out of it you can run a few laps of the deck Cor I'm email-ing some of these photo's to Sir Cumfrence his waist line told me he liked his food but at least he was fit + healthy
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Hello Stalwart
The water in the swimming pool is heated by the sunshine in South America >yikes< I hope you are'nt wearing those budgie smugler's again Mrytle Maid nearly collapsed the last time + Kizzy Kazaer needed the smelling salts provided by Dr House !
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>yikes< yes, I'd rather not see any of the ship's male contingent in their undercrackers, ta muchly ....
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I'd prefer not to see any of the crew, male or female, in wet underwear either. >yikes< >lol<
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Hello SeeGee + Kizzy Kazaer
Stalwart respectfully tied a towel around his waist + went quickly went to his cabain to change in to his day wear so you girls can relax regards respect-ability + get off his back. As soon as he can I want him on the bridge to plot a course from Rio de Jerniro in Peru to Buenos Aires in Chile on our route to the Antartica to see the March of the Penugins
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Oh dear, Capt >captain< what are we going to do with you. >whistle<
Rio is in Brazil and Buenos Aires is in Argentina. And both are on the east coast >doh<
I was thinking either
Iquique...
www.welcomechile.com/iquique/fotografias.html
or
Antofagasta...
www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antofagasta
I'll let the crew choose. >goodbad<
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The link for Iquique comes up as 'page not found' >erm<
Or if you want it in the proper lingo:
La página ingresada no existe
Oh, dear, Stalwart - what are we going to do with you >lol<
Guess it looks like Antofagasta, then >rainbow2<
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The link for Iquique comes up as 'page not found' >erm<
Or if you want it in the proper lingo:
La página ingresada no existe
Oh, dear, Stalwart - what are we going to do with you >lol<
Guess it looks like Antofagasta, then >rainbow2<
Slip of the slash /
fixed now
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Hello Stalwart
After careful considaration your Captain has decided on Antofagasta as our next destention to go to + prommote inter-gration + harmony in an arogent one sided scoiety >doh< that leave's half of the population behind, it is a trend the crew of happyness are fighting to reverse
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Hi all,
I'm really excited to hear we're off to see the penguins and I got most of the clothes order correct for the scientist lol That was fun >biggrin<
Sorry I missed your birthday Suessad >happybirthday< I hope the cake was yummy.
I haven't been swimming for ages so please avert your eyes whilst I splosh >lol<
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Hello Noisy World
Averting our eyes is counter-produtive as we are trying to get the World of able-bodied people/ selfish people to see, reconise, accept + respect disabled people as signifegant beign's + not usless units so if the rest of the crew who have less than perfect bodies have to look away while you splosh in the pool that is not setting a very good example to the rest of an arogant/self rightouss World population. Thankyou for orderring the thermal clothing + boots we need for the Antartic. Mr F. Tucker/chef is making sure we have high calorie food to keep us warm inside in freezing climates
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Sorry I missed your birthday Suessad >happybirthday< I hope the cake was yummy.
Thanks for the kind wishes noisy world. >hugs<
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Cap'n sorry to say I'm still on bed rest. >clouddepressedgif<
Hope to come out of my cabin in time to hug a penguin.
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Can I tempt you out briefly with some >chocolate< ?
Lovely to see Noisyworld still kickin' around as well >magicfairy<
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Cap'n sorry to say I'm still on bed rest. >clouddepressedgif<
Hope to come out of my cabin in time to hug a penguin.
There's plenty of time, it's not until march >lol< >lol< >lol<
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Hello Stalwart + Suessad
I realy hope you are back up on deck soon. Stalwart I'm very excited about going to see the penguins that is why I'm jumping the starting gun I will ask Mr F Tucker to supply our 2 bedrest crew menber's with high protin meals with plenty of vitan C. Dr House's bedside manner is rubbish but he knows what he is talking about so I will ask him to check up on you + I'll accompany him to make sure he dos'nt get carried away with his diagnoises + he use's layman's trm's
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Can I tempt you out briefly with some >chocolate< ?
Only one. >erm<
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Cap'n sorry to say I'm still on bed rest. >clouddepressedgif<
Hope to come out of my cabin in time to hug a penguin.
There's plenty of time, it's not until march >lol< >lol< >lol<
March suits me fine. Missing out Christmas I can change my name to Scrooge. >biggrin<
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Hello Stalwart + Suessad
I realy hope you are back up on deck soon. Stalwart I'm very excited about going to see the penguins that is why I'm jumping the starting gun I will ask Mr F Tucker to supply our 2 bedrest crew menber's with high protin meals with plenty of vitan C. Dr House's bedside manner is rubbish but he knows what he is talking about so I will ask him to check up on you + I'll accompany him to make sure he dos'nt get carried away with his diagnoises + he use's layman's trm's
Sorry my door was locked Cap'n. Couldn't get out of bed to unlock it in time.
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Hello Suessad
Mr F Tucker reported back to me your door was locked from the inside so I came down with my master key + brought the hot food in to you. You were groogy so I fed you some soup until you were aware of your situation
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Here in Chile as all over South America there is a lot of wild + raucos Latin America dancing going on + as you are phiscaly fit I thought you might like to throw your self in to that (both litraly/figartivly you could encorage other crew member's to join you for a cha cha inculding me as I'm game for any thing + life is about trying new exparinces so come you only live once so make the most of it wow wow wow
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I like a bit of wild and raucous after the tight discipline on the ship of late ;-) Stand clear if you don't want to be grabbed and swept into a dancing frenzy >taz<
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Noisy puts her fingers in her ears >fingersinears< and goes to hide!
I think a quiet cuppa >tea< is more my style!
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Look out Mr F Tucker has an evail look in his eye's working in the kitchen I think Sir Cumfrence's infulance has rubbed off on him I think when you said be grabbed that was like a licnise to be a tyke so charge up your fly swat. Oi leave my bule cape alone you dreadful tyke
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***** e-trolley *****
Crisp sandwiches - salt and vinegar or cheese and onion
Prawn vol-au-vents
Chicken sandwiches
Battenburg cake
Chocolate eclairs
Coffee meringues
Lemon curd and caraway seed cake
Flapjacks
The tea urn has been switched on.
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*emerges from cabin*
Ooo - an e-trolley with crisp sandwiches - yum! >magicfairy<
Thanks Sir >thumbsup< >biggrin<
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*singing, 'Happy days... are here again...'*
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crisp butties, flapjacks & tea - very good! >biggrin<
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Thanks, Seegee.
For the last few weeks I have been conducting exensive research into new tea trolley items, and am about to present sandwiches made with these:
http://www.taquitos.net/chips/KettleTortillaChipsChiliLime
It's strictly experimental, of course, and the sandwich needs a litte more work before it is launched.
Keep it under your hat.
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Hello SashaQ
First thing this morning I will order (most strongly) that Mr F Tucker prepare multi flavored crisp sandwhich's to be freshly prepard 3x a day + I've told him he can be replaced if I'm not happy with him + I will give Sir Cumfrence the first refusle of a chef's job
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>lol< Hello Sir Cumfrence
It is fabulos to hear from you >biggrin<
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Sir C, why are you using packaged tortillas when we are in South America and can get fresh ones? >doh<
How about some tortilla wraps.
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Hello Stalwart
We are stradelling 2 oceans (Paciff + Adlantic) here in Valparaiso Chile so we can vist Santiago + stamp our identity on the Latain American continant just as we have done every where we have been + what an economic (kick up the arse) programe we give to every country we vist proving we are real charters + the infuance we have on a bloody arogent able bodied scoiety that tries to push us under the carpet with the rest of its rubbish >bighugs< united we can stand + be counted + not ignored, this phlosiphy that has been the garntee holding the key to our successe at changing mind sets that hold disabled people back from been inderviduals
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Sir C, why are you using packaged tortillas when we are in South America and can get fresh ones? >doh<
How about some tortilla wraps.
I can't get the staff.
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
Please a x thousand times over will you come back to the Happyness + be our chef you have read on this board how much your chef skills are missed just as your personilty is. Mr F Tucker is a good cook thanks to the intestive teaching but he has no large bubbly personility like you
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>lol< Hello Sir Cumfrence
It is fabulos to hear from you >biggrin<
Bule, man, it's good to be back >biggrin<
I've got some stuff for you, say no more >cool<
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
Please a x thousand times over will you come back to the Happyness + be our chef you have read on this board how much your chef skills are missed just as your personilty is. Mr F Tucker is a good cook thanks to the intestive teaching but he has no large bubbly personility like you
I'm not sure. I've been "finding myself", in Stockton-on-Tees, mainly, and I'm a changed person as a result.
Who knows where it will end .... wafts joss stick over bule and sits crosslegged, trying to levitate.
Ommmmmmmmm
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OOOOOOh were am I oH YES Sir Cum Cumfrence I remember you are thinking about comming back to your old job I am prepared to sit + discuss conditions + terms help me back on my mobility scooter + we'll go + talk in my cabian. Yes you can have a plasma T.V in the kitchen :-) amongst other thing's
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Good grief, it's the Return of the Prodigal Son again....
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Your captain feel's happy + sercue with Sir Cumfrence's pressance >hugs< it was with heavy heart I helped him build the beach side cafe in Rio I missed his banter Mr F Tucker did a decent job as chef but never had Sir Cumfrence's larger than life personilty >lol<
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I can't argue with that .. and it's good to see the tea-trolley again >thumbsup<
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
You are becomming an inter-net cerlebraty just read the board you are in popular demanned to don your tall chef's hat + checked trouser' they can be black + white or red + white we'll have to start chanting Sir Cumfrence Sir Cumfrence Sir Cumfrence we want you back life just is'nt the same with out you
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I'm stuck for recipes. All Simon Hopkinson's stuff has been deleted from YouTube, so it could be sandwiches and cup-a-soups from now on.....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00jmyky
This is all I can find, but man cannot live on rice pudding and parmesan biscuits. Believe me I have tried.
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Good Morning Sir Cumfrence
Did you or any other crew member put these recipe's on a disk's or has a recipe book (Gordon Ramssey/Mary Berry) been put on disk you can borrow
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I see what you mean SirC, the written recipes are there but the videos aren't >doh<
darned copyright lol ;-)
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
Another idea might be if crew members write in with some of their favorite recipes but Eric is having little if any rest flying his yellow helicopter bringing in food + flying out order's some crew menbers are fishing off the deck + with patoes in the kitchen we can survie on fish + chips with torilles Eric brings in
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
I will not ever let crew members lynch you from the yard arm (we use sail if cloud blocks the sun solar power normaly pushs us through the sea) living on rations won't kill us, that is only while we compile a new recipe book for our chef
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Sir C
try these
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b012gg69/clips
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
In the past I know you + Stalwart have not alway's seen eye to eye but he has made the first move to a harmonius relationship so I think you should show your appercation by making him a big special meal. (only a surgestion)
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Hello Stalwart
As we are bidding our time in Valparuiso we keep getting coverred in a fog from the Humbolt Current but at lest the air tempreture is in the 70's + 80's so broncitus is not to much trouble for the asmtha suffer's we have portable oxegan tanks in Dr House's medical room + I've got the only key to release the oxegan otherwise I can see him trying to get high on it.
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I've just had a good laugh + it was mixed up with a fright as Sir Cumefrence jumped out of a pea soup of a fog + blew a rasberry at me while dressed as an 18th centuary dandy (a white frill on a white shirt tight fitting black trousers a bright red cap topped of with a shinny black top hat at the other end a pair of pointed black shoes (I nearly wet myself laughing)
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**** Tea trolley ****
Egg and cress sandwiches
Mushroom vol-au-vents
Chicken and mayonnaise sandwiches
Cheese and onion crisps
Battenberg cake
Death by chocolate
Seed cake
Strawberry gateau
Hazelnut biscuits
Locally-grown tea.
Thank you.
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Your tea trolly deserves a gold medal as it brings an air of stabilty to the ship which we have'nt seen since you tried your caterring business in Rio. I'll just nip to my private cabain for a few Yorkshire tea bags to go with the egg + cress sandwichs followed with the death by choclate cake
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Just off my sick bed.
Has the ship been re-named, the Marie Céleste. ? >yikes<
At least the urn's hot. Cheers. >tea<
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Hello Suessad
It has been frightenly quite for a few days the Marie Celeste sounds desriptve but at leasr Sir Cunefrence (old faithfull) has ensured a supply of Yourkshire tea (strong + tasty) have a good long drink it will put hairs on your cheast (metophoricaly speaking) I know my big words >oopsbananaskin<
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Sir C. is kind leaving those lovely tea bags for us. >tea<
Have we educated these locals yet Cap'n. ?
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Hello Suessad
Because these people in Chilie are Latin + very emotive they have been very enthusiactic about intergration + all living in harmony over comming embarresment has been a hugh hurdel but with good humor on our part laughter had been a common goal we can all relate to
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Hello Suessad
The heat from the innocence + emphay of these people put the tropical heat in the shade I think chachter is the blue print for the rest of the World to follow to make sure intergration + harmony works for every one
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I guess the mushroom vol-au-vents have got a bit past it by now, so a nice cuppa will do >tea< and back to my cabin for more recuperation :-)
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Hello NoiseyWorld
You are indeed very lucky I've just brewed a fresh pot of Yorkshire tea + judging by the aroma wafting up from the kitchen Sir Cumefrence has just baked a fresh batch of flap jack
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Lovely smell. Thought I'd drop by for a flap jack or two with a >tea<
Cheers Cap'n.
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Hello Suessad
I've got a piece of flapjack with piece's of fruit in it but would you like some with a choclate layer on top OMG look at all the cloud covering the top of the moutain (it's just so beutiful)
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Mmmmmm, flapjack :-) with a cuppa= bliss >biggrin<
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Ok. Who ate all the chocolate covered ones. ? >erm<
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*cough*
..sorry >blush<
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Hello Kizzy Kazee
I will have to frog march you to your cabain + lock you in if you insist on gobbleying all the milk choclate layered flap-jack's + I think other treat reduced crew members will be glad to help me
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
As you are my first officer. I am going to a Halloween party at the home I go to for respite so I want you to keep my loyal crew in order(a useful tip is keep a good supply of Yorkshire tea + a varity of flap-jack's in resvre. On Sat 3/11/12 my surport worker is taking me to the World famous Goth festival in Whitby (I'll be scard witless if the photo's on the web are anything to go by)
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Wow >thumbsup< >cool< I look forward to reading your report on the Goth Festival, Captain - sounds great!
Have you got a costume in mind for Halloween? >wolf<
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SashaQ- I assume that your hallowe'en costume involves fangs and a different colour hat? >lol< Were-sheep, Aaahhhhh! >yikes<
Ohhhhh, Goth festival sounds amazing, my pre-accident me didn't have the guts (or money) to go :-( ; and post-accident me is very jealous (even though it would be too loud) >fingersinears<
Oh well, another cuppa will help ease that >tea<
(for our screen-reader using friends the smileys are, lol, yikes, sad smiley, fingers in ears and tea)
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Hope it's a dry night for you cap'n.
I'll join you for a >tea< noisyworld. Cheers.
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Ahh there you are Suesad come + join me + NoiseyWorld for tea + chewy flap jack the weather here in Valaruiso Chilie is dry + warm but there are a lot of Earthquakes in this region but Valarusio is an inter-national commercial sea port so very busy (our solar powerd cruiser is atracting a lot of TV coverage + I need this break from giving inter-views + signing autographs, I'm over-welmed with people wanting their photograph's with me (roll on March when we can go to South Pole to see the march of the penugiens)
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SashaQ- I assume that your hallowe'en costume involves fangs and a different colour hat? >lol< Were-sheep, Aaahhhhh! >yikes<
>lol< >lol< >lol<
I like the sound of Were-sheep with fangs and a red hat, but mostly I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing >sheep< >wolf< >sheep< >devil< ;-)
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Hello SashaQ
We will have to ask SUNSHINE MEDOWS to create a were sheep with fangs + a blood red wooly hat type icon for SashaQ (for Haloween only or it might scare people with neuro-problems)
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It might scare me, too, if it is too scary >yikes<
I rustled a little costume up this evening, and hopefully it is cute scary rather than scary scary >lol<
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OOOeer SashaQ
I realy like the alteration's you have made to your icon you could use it to put fear in to Sir Cumefrence so he give's you extra rations at breakfast (wolf in sheep's clouthing) >whistle<
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>thumbsup< >lol<
>devil<
>sheep< >wolf<
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Yeah, I reckon 'cute scary' covers it >cheers<
I'd have added a pointy hat, a broomstick and evil green eyes to my avatar if I knew how to do it ...
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I love messing around with my photo editing software - here is Kizzy's avatar showing how well she can balance on her broomstick >biggrin<
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Hello SashaQ
Will you tell me if the big softie alis Sir Cumefrence gives you extra rations at breakfast ?
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer/SashaQ
Can you make my icon 3x or4x bigger as I would love to see more detail ? thankyou
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Sasha - that is ace >lol< >thumbsup< >magic< >tah<
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Hello Captain - Here is a big version of your kingfisher logo that I found in a quick internet search >biggrin<
(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.4590105326519359&pid=15.1)
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Good Morning Sasha
Your Captain say's thankyou very much for the en-larged icon (I'm writting as soon as I've seen your kind gift)
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Well done Sasha. >thumbsup<
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Maybe Kizzy would be better wrapped. >whistle<
(http://i1083.photobucket.com/albums/j384/suessad/mummykizzy.jpg)
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>yikes< I've been mummified >lol<
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>thumbsup< Captain >biggrin<
>lol< Good one, suessad - that's cute scary, too! >lol<
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There's a method in my idea. >whistle<
Plenty of chocolate here Sasha. Help yourself. Kizzy can't eat any at the moment. >lol<
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Hello Suessad
I've got a stach of chocolate orange in my cabain + it is made with dark plain chocolate this is a strong favorite with most of the crew so before it melts in this Chilian heat let's have a giant scoff before Kizzy Kazaer can escape (she is taking my captains role tomorrow I've been invited to a Haloween party at the home I go to for respite)
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There's a method in my idea. >whistle<
Plenty of chocolate here Sasha. Help yourself. Kizzy can't eat any at the moment. >lol<
Aha! >devil< >lol<
Thank you suessad >biggrin<
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>crying< >angry<
I ought to >flyswatter< the jolly lot of you...
*strops off in sulk, trailing bandages*
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Come back on deck + dry the tears I've got some chunky chocolate for you + let me take those bandages off Eric is flying me to my Haloween party in his suped up turbo charged chopper + I need my first officer to be acting Captain while I'm away !
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Sorry Cap'n, I can't eat orange additives without getting a migraine. >angry<
Please Kizzy, don't go buying just orange flavours, really they are not good for you.
Have fun at the party Cap'n >hugs<
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Please Kizzy, don't go buying just orange flavours, really they are not good for you.
Uh? I thought it would count towards my Five-A-Day >whistle<
Eric is flying me to my Haloween party in his suped up turbo charged chopper + I need my first officer to be acting Captain while I'm away !
Right, you 'orrible lot, I'm in charge now, so you can start by clearing up all those bandages which you trussed me up in like a chicken - look sharp about it, chop chop >applause<
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We'll just call you mummy from now on >whistle<
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>tomato< >tomato< >monkeydance< >biggrin<
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I tried to make a vampire peony (but it didn't really work and I ran out of omph lol)
I have a sponge cake if anybody would like to join me in "celebrating" my headache's 16th birthday >cake<...with a cuppa tea of course >whistle<
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I've brought the teas to go with the cake. >tea< >tea<
Cheers noisyworld. Delicious.
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Right, you 'orrible lot, I'm in charge now, so you can start by clearing up all those bandages which you trussed me up in like a chicken - look sharp about it, chop chop >applause<
Erm, does this mean you won't sit in the cart with the guy fawkes outfit on Kizzy. >devil<
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Hello Suessad
Eric has whisked your captain back from his Haloween jolly's + I don;t like the way you have all ganged up on Kizzy Kazaer I can stand up for myself + I am ordering Dr House to put laxitve's in to your food this way I will punish the guilty party's so I'll see all the skid mark's outside the toilets >lol<
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>yikes< Too Much Information, Cap'n, but .... >lol< >lol< >devil<
Erm, does this mean you won't sit in the cart with the guy fawkes outfit on Kizzy.
Wear a Guy Fawkes outfit and risk being crispy-fried by mistaken identity?? Not on your nelly, I'm going to start quoting Elf and Safety rules at you next (strewth, my Flyswatter-holding hand is aching like beggary with all this nonsense >doh< - anybody would think there was a plot against me or summat >crying<)
"Infamy, infamy, they've all got it infamy...."
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Goes back to hiding in cabin to avoid swatting hand lol >goodnight<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
At the Halopween party I was dressed as the Grim reapper + this is the costume I will wear this tomorrow when my surrport worker takes me to the Goth festival in Whitby (World famous) to celibrate Bramm Stoker who wrote the Dracula storys.Guy Fawkes went to St Peters public school in York so the pupils at this school do not celibrate the 5th of November. To help with your fly swatting hand I'm looking in to the mechinisam of a revolving door as it would be a wholesale spanking machine the mischivuos Sir Cumferance is quaking in his boots at the thought of this
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Goes back to hiding in cabin to avoid swatting hand lol >goodnight<
You're safe, Noisyworld, as long as you keep baking those wonderful sponge cakes >cake<
Good morning, Cap'n Bule, you look very scary in your costume >yikes< The revolving door sounds interesting, will it have Flyswatters attached to each segment so that every rotation brings an eye-watering <<<<!!! THWACK!!!>>> >devil<
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Hello Suessad
Eric has whisked your captain back from his Haloween jolly's + I don;t like the way you have all ganged up on Kizzy Kazaer I can stand up for myself + I am ordering Dr House to put laxitve's in to your food this way I will punish the guilty party's so I'll see all the skid mark's outside the toilets >lol<
I'm away for a couple of days, so i'll be ok. >whistle<
Really Cap'n, my intentions were honourable.
It would show the locals we can have fun too.
Kizzy, the extra money is needed as the chocolate supply has dwindled.
Not sure who ate it. >whistle<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
OOr Yes there will be no door's just hundred's + hundreds of bum numbing fly swats coverred in salt so they realy sting as salt enters any abrassings no one but no one will abuse my first officer (a happy ships need some order + disapline) I'm certain Suessar had nothing to do with the un-ruley behavaer as she was'nt even aboard
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I have to admit the cake wasn't home made but it was very yummy >biggrin<
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Morning all. >tea<
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Hello NoiseyWorld
Please can I have another slice of cake + I will go on deck + join Suessad for a cup of tea + tell her about my exploits at the Goth festival in Whitby North Yorkshire I was dressed as the Grim reaper. I had my photo taken many times while poseing with many beutifal women in the grave yard which is part of the errie church where Bramm stoker wrote the first tales of the blood sucking Drakular
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My last ship was HMAS Vampire
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Cap'n another cup of tea while you show off your photos. >tea< >tea<.
stalwart, what happened to your last ship. ?
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Hello Suessad
As Stalwart was navigator on HMAS Vampire did it get lost in the Bermuda triangal (ha la lol)
Hello Suessad
I've just heard on-line that the Goth festival can bring £1.1 million in to the seaside resort + 40 years ago it started in a local pub now it is a nation wide event 2x a year. I dressed as the Grim reaper + 3 strangers took my photo
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Hello Suesad
I made a mistake when I said the Goth festival started 40 years ago I should of said 1994
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I'm sure I can wrangle suitable cake ;-)
I can cope with only so much company in the virtual and real words, so off to sleep >zzz<
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No problem cap'n. It sounds like a good time is had by one and all.
Is Kizzy back with your card yet. ?
Noisy world cakes are always appreciated. They go down well with our lovely brew. >tea<
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Patting my full tum
Hello Suessad
I hope to try the Goth festival in April as there is the suspender + stocking and tights day when all the women turn up after leaving their skirts at home. There wil be a few male explantions that day >yikes< >whistle<
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I had my photo taken many times while poseing with many beutifal women in the grave yard which is part of the errie church where Bramm stoker wrote the first tales of the blood sucking Drakular
>thumbsup< >cool<
I hope to try the Goth festival in April as there is the suspender + stocking and tights day
I read that and thought you were being very bold, bule >lol< I know you wore tights as Henry VIII, but that would be going to a whole new level >lol< >lol< >devil<
But then I read on...
when all the women turn up after leaving their skirts at home. There wil be a few male explantions that day >yikes< >whistle<
>lol< >lol< >whistle<
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>lol< >yikes<
I'm sure the male contingent of this ship, having been subject to the Keep-Fit regime of late, would look totally stunning in stockings and suspenders - possibly better than the girls, what with the endless legs and all....
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Stalwart is wearing a bright pink suspender belt that has a few bright yellow ruffels around the waist belt + seams up the back of the sheer stockings. Even Sir Cumefrence is getting adventrous in the laungire deparment
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Bright pink and yellow. >yikes<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Stalwart is wearing a bright pink suspender belt that has a few bright yellow ruffels around the waist belt + seams up the back of the sheer stockings. Even Sir Cumefrence is getting adventrous in the laungire deparment
>yikes< >yikes< >yikes<
Like 'eck I am
There's enough of that type of thing going on already >hihi< >captain<
>biggrin< >biggrin<
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Hello Stalwart >lol<
I apolagise if I've upset you but I thought you + Sir Cumefrence had been on the exersice programe Kizzy Kazaer was talking about + your leg's were long + shapely or is it that my choice of colours never agreed with you
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Hello Stalwart
You have said we can't get a clear passage to Antartica until March so I think we can leave Valparaiso + go to Southern Chile near the boarder with Argentina so were in the Valdivian forest that's where we can see snow capped volcano's (spectacular)
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Hope Sir C. hasn't forgotten it's national Pudding day today.
My mouth's watering for a lovely treacle pudding. >cool<
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Funny you should mention puds, because on 'Young Apprentice' last night, the winning team's treat was a trip to London's only 'dessert bar' - sounds like a place I'd be at home in >magicfairy<
Cop a load of this for a winter warmer:
http://www.ifood.tv/recipe/kentucky-raisin-pie
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It's Chocolate Cheesecake for me this evening >biggrin<
Happy Pudding Day! >magicfairy<
>lol<
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Please can I have Chocolate cheese-cake like SashaQ I am sat in my cabain try to retrive an email I accidently deleated in my trash bin then permenantly deleated so I feel very short tempered
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Go on, Captain - as it's you (and Sir Cumference is back in his beach bar in Brazil) you can share my chocolate cheesecale >biggrin< - delicious with Yorkshire Tea >thumbsup<
Sir C would have done well in University Challenge this evening, given that he used to be Ackroydfan - there were three bonus questions about books by Peter Ackroyd >thumbsup< I had a go, but even though I'm a bit of an Ackroyd fan myself, I hadn't read any of the books that were mentioned, so I only got 1 out of 3. I did better on biology, strangely - that isn't my favourite subject...
>tea<
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An Otter walks into the bar, several boxes of indian sweets to share balanced on its head
Here we have heavenly jalebi , rasmali, ladoos and halwas, melt in the mouth mysore pak and pera, pure pleasure gulab jamun and kheer mohan and moreish balfi and sian papdi!
I can’t bring you the prosperity or wealth of Laksmi, but I can bring you the sweetness of this Diwali
Happy Diwali
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These sweets are delicious.
Happy Diwali otter. >hugs<
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I was learning a bit about Diwali Tuesday night and the sweets were yummy >biggrin<
Not such a big fan of the accompanying fireworks :-(
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Hello NoiserWorld
I was very impressed you was learning about another persons culture/life style when I started this thread on the BBC thread on 13th Febuary 2008 I know what you mean about the startle effect when fireworks explode when you least expect sudden explosions with my bad nervous system
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I know precisely what you mean Bule, you cannot set yourself up for fireworks like you can for, for example, an ambulance travelling past with sirens!
At least it's (mostly) nice and peaceful here onboard the good ship :-)
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Hello NoiseyWorld
After was swabbel's between Sir Cumefrence + Stalwart Eric surregested a padded cell that was sound proofed for people to sort dis-agreements Dr House is kept busy thanks to this facilety. This keeps the deck quite + peaceful to avoid startle reflex's
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Hello NoiseyWorld
Please can I have another slice of cake + I will go on deck + join Suessad for a cup of tea + tell her about my exploits at the Goth festival in Whitby North Yorkshire I was dressed as the Grim reaper. I had my photo taken many times while poseing with many beutifal women in the grave yard which is part of the errie church where Bramm stoker wrote the first tales of the blood sucking Drakular
I'm sorry about this, Captain, but I drew the short straw and it is my sad duty to inform you that you are in fact dead and have been for several months. We tried to keep it from you, but given that you have no reflection in mirrors, therefore cannot give intructions on three point turns / reversing the ship into dock, cannot eat, and are terrified of garlic, things have just come to a head.
It gives some people the creeps when your shadow leaves the room 5 minutes after you have left. They say they never know when the coast is clear.
Actually, I am OK with this. What's new, say I?
So there. Now I've said it.
Tragically you were killed when Eric was on lookout duty, drank too much cooking sherry that he stole from my cupboard, and fell from the birds nest on top of you, killing you instantly.
Your ghost is as welcome here as you were when you were alive, but we feel that we have to tell you this.
There remains the question of your mortal property, including the Deluxe Monopoly, Cluedo, cribbage board, Adam Ant outfit, Undertones records, Swashbuckler boots and your excellent tricorne hat collection.
I can offer you £30 for the lot. Can't say fairer than that. :-)
Shall we shake on it?
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Ooo - Hello Sir >biggrin<
It gives some people the creeps when your shadow leaves the room 5 minutes after you have left. They say they never know when the coast is clear.
Actually, I am OK with this. What's new, say I?
So there. Now I've said it.
Hmm - are you sure this is the right way round?
It seems that you appear on board ship only when the moon is in its waxing quarter, and the wind is northerly >wolf< We all just assumed that you flew in from Brazil in your own private helicopter that you hid in the hold, but maybe you have alternative means of transport through the ether... (http://h2g2.com/h2g2/skins/Alabaster/images/Smilies/f_ufo.gif)
I'll offer you £30 for your Sun Jar, Bay City Rollers LPs, The Pink Tights and your souvenir mug from the Festival of Britain 1951.
>sheep< >thumbsup<
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
I think you must of been sharring Eric's bottle of cooking sherry + seeing thing's because Eric did not fall on me but by my side on the pile of hessen paotoe sacks you yourself had serptissoly deposited there from your cooking galley they should of been put in the recycling bin + the patoe peeling used to feed the chickens roaming the deck the chickens remind him of the viking stetlment in Jorvick which is moden day York where Yvette shangied him (press ganged) him on to our ship when she went visting there in 2008
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Hello SashaQ
As I've just catograly proved I'm not dead that is a figmanet of Sir Cumefrence's mind after it was befuddelled by cooking sherry + if you feel my hand it is warm + flexible so I'm fit healthy + very much alive
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I find it strange that Sir C disappeared just before halloween >wolf< >blackcat<
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SashaQ - Where did you get the UFO smiley? You know perfectly well that it is MY form of transport and has not been on the smileys palate since we were evicted from the BBC.
I am furious, to say the least. >steam< >angry<
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* * * * Tea Trolley * * * *
Toasted currant teacakes
Chicken sandwiches
Egg and cress sandwiches
Vanilla hearts
Orange and lemon cake
Coconut pyramids
Hazelnut biscuits
Rice Krispie buns
Teas: PG Tips; Yorkshire; Earl Grey; Lady Grey
White serviettes
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Hello Stalwart
I did not see Sir Cumefrence at the Goth festival in Whity North Yorkshire it is a pagen festival for the half dead from 31/10/12 until 5/11/12 but when I last saw him he was drinking something Eric gave him while trying to hide if from Captain bulekingfisher
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SashaQ - Where did you get the UFO smiley? You know perfectly well that it is MY form of transport and has not been on the smileys palate since we were evicted from the BBC.
I am furious, to say the least. >steam< >angry<
I know it is your transport indeed, Sir. It still isn't in the smileys palate but it does live here http://h2g2.com/h2g2/skins/Alabaster/images/Smilies/f_ufo.gif Highlighting the link and selecting the Insert Image button to enclose it in [img ]http://and [/img ] brackets makes it appear as if by magic!
(http://h2g2.com/h2g2/skins/Alabaster/images/Smilies/f_ufo.gif)
I don't want to steal your saucer, as I prefer to keep all four legs on terra firma as a general rule >sheep< but also I hold no grudge against you after seeing your sumptuous tea trolley - White serviettes with Vanilla Hearts and Lady Grey - bliss... >love<
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
Have you any hot toasred curant tea cakes left + Yorkshire tea to revive my sharted nerves I need it after Eric tried to fly from the top of the mast I told him he was'nt areo-dynamic but his red hair indecates he's stuborn but that is not a patronising trait found in people of a scotish decent
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Hello Stalwart
As we are in Chile I am willing to take a party in to Santiargo
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
As I'm on a week's respite starting 24/11/12 I want my first officer to take responsiblity for the ship + make sure Eric take's no iffy liqued from Sir Cumefrence's kithen as he need's his helicopter to fly in he can not take off from the top of the mast by flapping his arm's
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Good evening, Cap'n Bule >salutes<
Of course I shall maintain gentle discipline in your absence, including breaking up scuffles between SashaQ and SirCumference over smileys (and surely there are no 'iffy liquids' in the kitchen as you banned alcohol on board months ago - unless we have a smuggler in our midst??)
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<<<< Knocks on the Captain's cabin door and enters >>>>
I've just brought you a few toasted currant teacakes and a mug of Yorkshire Tea.
Are we still in Brazil? I have been out of action for a while.
Ooops, sorry Captain, I didn't know you were ... sorry ...
Exits swiftly.
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Kizzy, it's possible some of the fruit brought on board some time ago could have fermented, being pretty warm here... I'd definitely look at that kind of thing if you suspect alcohol on board. >erm<
Personally, I haven't had any booze in years but I'm sure Erik will have discovered any that's available - he's not to be trusted unsupervised. >yikes<
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>tah< for the tip-off, Seegee - I never thought about rotting fruit, I am now beginning to suspect that Erik has been secretly brewing some hooch and I might have to mount a full-scale search of the premises...
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>dontpanic< They're brewing their own moonshine, that's why they've been getting through so many potatoes and that pile of sacks had been secreted! ;-)
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Hello Noisey World
I'm just very glad the hesian patoe sacks broke his fall + not his bones as he make's a very bad paeicnt as Dr House can testify to + anyway he is flying me plus who ever wants to come in to Santiargo where we will have a media scrum combined with an over zealos serucrity team who will try to wrap us in a cotton wool blanket as disabled people are considerd by an ignorant scoiety as fragile allieans >steam< >steam< >steam< mulitypled a million times over grrr grrr
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a small Otter rubs its head with a paw and retreats to the boiler room until the next festival
disclaimer - if any shipmate is feeling the ill effects of one too many indian candies, pick a side, any side
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Wotcha, Otter - don't hide in that boiler room for too long, we like having you out here with goodies - you can never have 'too many' sweets >devil< >biggrin<
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Hello Noisey World
I'm just very glad the hesian patoe sacks broke his fall + not his bones as he make's a very bad paeicnt as Dr House can testify to + anyway he is flying me plus who ever wants to come in to Santiargo where we will have a media scrum combined with an over zealos serucrity team who will try to wrap us in a cotton wool blanket as disabled people are considerd by an ignorant scoiety as fragile allieans >steam< >steam< >steam< mulitypled a million times over grrr grrr
Wrapped in a cotton wool blanket. Hmm, I'll try anything once. >angel<
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>run< Did someone mention sweets.
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Hello SuesSad
About been wrapped in a over protective cotton wool blanket.! I would'nt recommed it as you lose self respect dignety freedom independnce (talk about a living breathing death (enturnal hell on earth) no thankyou. The sweets otter talks about paper thin + taste of fresh air
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sorry Bule, if this boat is real, so were the sweets
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Hello Otter
I was wrong/out if order + yes the sweets were real just as the ship is real to all the people who sail in it with out getting wet, I can hear Eric has just started the engine on his yello helicopter ready to fly me + passangers over to Santiago Chile
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Burp, Oh excuse me. Cap'n they were real lovely sweets.
We tried to save you some but, a seagull flew off with them. >whistle<
Oh dear I seem to have missed the helicopter.
Only one thing left to do. Feet up. Cheers. >tea<
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Hello SuesSad >biggrin<
Eric will come back to bring you out to Santiargo so you can finnish your tea in peace then you can give my never ending credit card a vigorus workout. I wonder if we can find the cheeky sea gull >steam<
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Can't wait for Eric to collect me. Now what can I buy. ?
Maybe Kizzy Can identify the sea gull that swooped down and took all those sweets. >whistle<
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Hello SuesSad
The seagull that swooped down for the sweets was called a greedy scavanger common name a tax collecter >lol<
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>biggrin<
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Seagulls now always make me think of Finding Nemo:
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
>lol<
Cuppa and a relax is the next plan :-)
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Hello NoiseyWorld
As Santiargo is a Catholic city I do'nt think the viasious grinning shark from the film finding Nemmo would be welcome anywhere near Chile the country on the coast of South America
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Hope you have a good week Cap'n. >hugs<
Time to sit around again.
Feet up and lots of tea and chocolate. >tea< >chocolate<
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Anyone joining me. ?
>tea< >chocolate<
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Ooo - hello suessad - >tea< and >chocolate< sounds lovely so I will join you if I may >biggrin<
I've had a busy month, but now I have a bit of time to relax and put my feet up >sheep<
Nice and quiet on deck at the moment >cool<
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I'm here, just lazing around and feeling the chill-out vibe >zzz< >treehug<
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Good to see you sasha. >cool<
Kizzy, this place is a mess. What day is the cap'n back. ?
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crakle crakleuseing the 2 way radio Hello SuesSad
Some cery good news while on respite I've been invited to the residents Christmas party. Also here in the grounds of the home vthere is a childrens nursery + yesterday the nursery manager allowed me in to read a story to the children that meant a lot to me as parents put their stero type preceptions >yikes< >steam< of disabled people leading to yet more patronizing views of disabled people + now I've put a crack in that un-ture image >thumbsup< >cool<
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>cool< Glad to see Kizzy and Suessad are enjoying the facilities on deck too.
*tunes into 2 way radio*
Hello Captain >biggrin< *crakle crakle*
Great to hear from you and glad you're having a great time continuing the mission while on shore leave >thumbsup< >cool<
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Good Evening cSashaQ
I assumme you + the crew are inter-gratting with the in-habitatents of Santigago +providding harmony with the population of Chile
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2-way radio? There's no way anyone can escape his prying eyes.
OK
*** Late Night Supper ***
Smoked salmon and scrambled eggs
Scrambled eggs on toast
Scrambled Eggs au Maison
Toast.
Tea
Bloody Mary
Quality Street
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Quality Street >magicfairy< - will I have to tussle with Sasha over the green triangles....
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That midnight feast was lovely thank you Sir C.
Kizzy, you mean we left a green one. >angel<
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Ooo - yes, superb supper >thumbsup< >biggrin<
Saves a three way fight between Kizzy, me and Sir C for the Green Triangles, as suessad snaffled them all first >angry< >lol< >lol<
Anyway, I'm very partial to scrambled eggs on toast, although I am a little curious about the "house eggs"...
Tea and toast will do very nicely too >biggrin<
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Is The Captain doing his Santa Claus routine this year? I spent 3 weeks in January trying to get the stains and matted stuff out of the beard, and the hat and coat were reduced to a few smouldering rags, so I don't know how we're going to kit him out.
Is there any chance he might give it a rest this year? There was talk of him hiring and doing up the Jorvik centre in York, and making a "surprise entry" on the little train, but it hasn't been mentioned recently, so fingers crossed. >thumbsup<
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A three way scrap could have been.. interesting >whistle< >devil<
Is there any chance he might give it a rest this year?
Well, now you've just gone and brought it to his attention - probably not >doh<
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
I've just got back from my respite + yesterday I got some very good news, In the extensive grounds of the respite home there is a childrens nursary + I got the chance to go tell the children a story (I've got a good imagantion) + the nursery manager gave me their E-mail address so I could make up more story's to send + 1 of the nursery nurse's could read it to the children as they were so impressed with me yesterday (so now I feel very chuffed with ny self) I can start to infulance the futre genaration so they do not copy their parents + feel ignorance + fear towards disabled people, I can put an extensive crack in the wall of patronisation between them + us
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I am not dressing as Father Christmas as this is a very lively/rebellious crew we have (have it no other way) + I've got to think about visting country's in the Northen Hemisphire (hat's scarf's,gloves + thermal's will be esential (shiver me timbers) ect ect ect
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I think Sir C ought to be our Santa Claus, he's got the, um, build for it >santa<
the nursery manager gave me their E-mail address so I could make up more story's to send + 1 of the nursery nurse's could read it to the children as they were so impressed with me yesterday
That's absolutely fantabulous, >captain< - keeping kids interested enough to sit still for a while is something to be proud of indeed >thumbsup<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Our rotunned chef is growing wiskers + we could squirt some double cream in there to help create an illusion of a fiesty beard + Eric (good old eric where would we be with out him) has some scarlet robe's in his work shop so we all can encourage Sir Cumefrence + I do'nt want to hear the word humbug
I felt honnerred + privledged to be accepted by the children
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I felt honnerred + privledged to be accepted by the children
>thumbsup< >thumbsup< >thumbsup<
And I'll be the festive sheep >sheep< ... or the magic fairy >magicfairy<
Or Sir C can be the magic fairy >magicfairy< in his tutu, and I'll be >santa< as my beard grows mostly blond so it will fill out nicely with the whipped cream >lol<
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(((((( RINGS BELL ))))))
11pm
Right, we're CLOSING NOW.
Just leave, and don't make any noise as you go. No sing songs on the way home, and no banging of car doors.
Thank YOU.
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
It is in writting +offical SashQ will be the bearded Father Christmas >santa< he might not be as rotunned as Sir Cumefrence but he has a great blond beard + a loud HO HO Stalwart is navigatting us up to Parague so our Crusade for inter-gration can take in the Northen Hemisohere
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SashQ will be the bearded Father Christmas >santa<
Reflecting on the matter, that's an excellent choice, Cap'n Bule >thumbsup< - he does have more of the suitable temperament than the cantankerous Sir C. Ho, Ho, Ho >ufo< >cracker< Now we need to think about what we might like in our stockings >gift<
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SashQ will be the bearded Father Christmas >santa<
Reflecting on the matter, that's an excellent choice, Cap'n Bule >thumbsup< - he does have more of the suitable temperament than the cantankerous Sir C. Ho, Ho, Ho >ufo< >cracker< Now we need to think about what we might like in our stockings >gift<
>yikes< I was thinking so much about the creamy white beard, that I forgot about the actual duties...
Nearly panicked, but it's not a problem >thumbsup< - I'm a wheelchair user, so it's easy for people to sit on my knee (although I reserve the right to choose who does...) and I do enjoy virtual gift shopping >biggrin<
>ufo<
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Stalwart is navigatting us up to Parague so our Crusade for inter-gration can take in the Northen Hemisohere
OK, but make sure he gets it right this time. It's freezing down here, and if he turns right we could end up in Prague and nobody wants that.
>ufo<
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
My never ending credit card has been in over-drive I've just bought a new sexent for Stalwart to shoot the sun + get geo-phyiscal directions so he can not take a wrong turn + I've bought the whole crew + passangers warm weather clouthing + I've bought the matrials for Eric to put draught excluders to be fitted all over the wooden ship >angel< :-) >biggrin<
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Hello SashaQ
For the last 3 Christmases Sir Cumefrence has looked !!!!! in his Tutu + caused great hillarity
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
You can relax Stalwart has been told we are going to Panama not repeat not Prauge it is too cold in winter so my rotunded friend can relax + stop his teeth chatterring it was the captain's mistake + I appollagise
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Hi Cap'n. I've been very busy below deck but, it's all ship shape now. >angel<
Saves a three way fight between Kizzy, me and Sir C for the Green Triangles, as suessad snaffled them all first >angry< >lol< >lol<
Sasha, I've just finished all the laundry. Will you please empty your pockets
before sending your jacket to be washed. There was handfulls of green wrappers in both pockets. >lol<
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>lol<
>blush< Sorry suessad, I am in a routine of checking my trouser pockets, but I always forget to check my jacket >doh< even after I've been secretly enjoying green triangles >tree<
>lol<
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Hello SuesSad
You are a vauled treasure doing our laudery your efforts do not go un-noticed (put your ear-defenders on while I give in-compednt SashaQ a verball rollicking for not removing the green wrappers from his jacket pocketd. Eric cowers in the corner saying I sound like the norse God of war (Thor) >erm<
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Hello thought i'd jump back on board.
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Good Morning Nessarose
It is wonderful to see an old face (no pun) return I think SuesSad could do with a helping hand in Laundery. Stalwart is researching his navigation charts to see where we should sail in the Northern hemisphere as we are trying to install intergration in Pannamma the land between South + North America having the TV camara's on board ship while sailing the Southern hemisphere these last 4 year's, starting on 13/2/2003 in Austrila has been tremendos in educating scoiety on how to intergrate with disabled people
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How about christmas in Greenland >snowball< >santa< >uprightchristmastree< >uprightchristmastree<
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How about christmas in Greenland >snowball< >santa< >uprightchristmastree< >uprightchristmastree<
I like this idea.
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Hello Stalwart
I have just kitted out all crew + passanger's out in warm/cosy winter clothing so yes Greenland (the World's largest island) will be an ideal destination >snowball< >snowball< got you
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Hi nessarose, good of you to help with the laundry.
As it's all finished now come and join me on deck. >tea< >tea<
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Erm. Cap'n why is our winter clothing all red and white. >yikes<
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Thanks suessad :)
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Hello SuesSad
If people do'nt want red + white uniforms I've kept the recipets so people can change the colours of their winter suitable uniforms so you see your captain is considarte. I think Sir Cumefrance is preparring some seasonal mulled wine judging by the arromas wafting up from the kitchen
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Hello SuesSad
I thought red trouses + a white wooly would look smart for the TV camra's in cold Greenland + Greenland is where some of Eric's ansestor's setald in the 8th century >bighugs< yet more>hugs<
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Hello SuesSad
I thought red trouses + a white wooly would look smart for the TV camra's in cold Greenland + Greenland is where some of Eric's ansestor's setald in the 8th century >bighugs< yet more>hugs<
Can I have an all white suit. Just so those bears can't see me. >lol<
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Thankfully nothing untoward has happened today.
So we can celebrate with plenty of tea and chocolate for everyone.
>tea< >tea< >tea< >chocolate< >chocolate< >chocolate<
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>ufo<
>cracker< E-trolley >cracker<
Christmas sandwich (turkey, cranberry, stuffing)
Wiltshire ham and mustard sandwich
Egg and cress sandwiches
Linda McCartney sausage rolls
Sausage rolls
Smoked mackerel and watercress vol-au-vents
Chicken and mushroom vol-au-vents
Lime and tequila crisps
Hedgehog crisps
Mince pies made with shortcrust pastry
Mince pies made with filo pastry
Vegetarian mince pies
Lesbian separatist mince pies
Death by chocolate
Almond sherry cake
Chocolate eclairs
Quality Street
Thorntons Continentals
All flavours of tea we have on board.
The tea urn has been plugged in.
I am on Dementia duty for a few weeks, see you in the New Year.
Don't wreck the place.
Sir Cumference
>tree<
You know what you can do with that.
>ufo<
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Hello SuesSad
Yes you can have a white suit so the bears don't see you + eat you but bear's locate their food by smell but if you still want a white suit may I surgest a red flashing hat so we don't loose you in deep snow or if you fall over, then we can easily find you + because it's tied under your chin it will not fall off >santa< >uprightchristmastree< >cracker<
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Sir C
Who's cooking christmas dinner?
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>lol< >lol< >lol<
What a fabulous e-trolley - brilliant!
I don't like Mince Pies, but I definitely make an exception for
Vegetarian mince pies
Lesbian separatist mince pies
>lol< >lol< >lol<
What sausage rolls, what vol au vents, what Quality Street, what tea >magicfairy<
Yummy
>zzz<
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Hello Stalwart
I have given our hard working, Diligent patiat,understanding Sir Cumfrence the day off yes you heard correctly day off[/b (he defently desever's the treat) I will hire Icelands best caters + top entertainers with my never ending credit card]
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Hello SashaQ
If you don't like mince pie's >cracker<'s I will gladly eat your ration for you ! >lol< >lol<
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>thumbsup< >biggrin< OK Captain - it's a deal >cracker<
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Here's SantaSheep >biggrin<
For the Captain, http://abcnews.go.com/widgets/mediaViewer/image?id=2531706
For Kizzy http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-F8uo9WHs-Dw/TgF1PwsrUhI/AAAAAAAAAWQ/QcY3ts_rV7g/s1600/Star+Trek+Janeway+Uniform.jpg
For Stalwart http://www.startrek.com/legacy_media/images/200303/tos-044-chekov-at-spock-s-stat/320x240.jpg
For Sir Cumference, the Chef who has everything, what else but http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/nanotechnology-7.gif
For Suessad http://www.startrek.com/legacy_media/images/200303/tos-070-nurse-christine-chapel/320x240.jpg
For Nessarose http://www.beertripper.com/startrek_images/Deanna_Troi_Season_3_sm.jpg
And gifts for all the other crewmembers and passengers too http://jackiefogartieevents.com/wp-content/star-trek-uniform-i11.png
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is defo spending crimble aboard
no family around this year
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Is no family a curse or a blessing, Otter? (or perhaps somewhere between the two)
Phew, I've just recovered from the extra-sumptuous 'E-trolley' < pats stomach >
Msr Sasha, thank you very much for the uniform, which I will wear with pride >magicfairy< >holly<
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Thank you Sir C. The Wiltshire ham and mustard sandwiches were delicious.
Hope you have a Merry Christmas. >holly<
Sasha, love all the outfits except the one I wore as a nurse, so if it's ok I'll choose one of the red and black ones.
Love the hat. >thumbsup<
Hi KK. >wave<
Otter, I will be joining you Christmas day. >hugs<
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Hello Otter
Fear not your virtual crew/ famialy will surround with their non evasive love on Christmas day
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Hello SashaQ
About the festive hat your sheep icon I am wearing a simular hat red with a white snowball on the pointy end as I write this post
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< waves back to Suessad >
A Very Happy Christmas to all crew and passengers >uprightchristmastree< and especially to our Captain for successfully keeping the Happyness afloat for so long >cracker< >magic< >cheers<
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Burp Burp (pardon my manners) Sir Cumefrence
It was the woundurs bounty on your E trolly that caused my tummy to come up + say Hello all I can do now is pat my tummy
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Everybody on deck, we're coming into Reykjavic.
>snowball< >snowball< >snowball<
>reindeer< >reindeer< >reindeer<
Anyone for hot springs >cool< >cool<
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Sasha, love all the outfits except the one I wore as a nurse, so if it's ok I'll choose one of the red and black ones.
Love the hat. >thumbsup<
Thanks Suessad - sorry my choice wasn't to your taste, but yes there are plenty of other styles to choose from - the red and black suits you very well >biggrin<
Here's my favourite - the blue outfit >lol<
(http://media-cache0.pinterest.com/upload/183873597255906686_dKvusGZZ_c.jpg)
Dr McCoy from Star Trek - "I'm a doctor, not a..."
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Stalwart, those hot springs are lovely. I've already been there this morning. >cool<
Just found some bacon rolls in the kitchen, they are tasty. >thumbsup<
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a blessing Kizzy I think
Merry Christmas everyone
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Hello Stalwart
I am boilling a giant Christmas pud in a hot volcanic hot pool while having an invigarting soak in the mineral rich water's + it is taking some of the hectic pressure of kindly rotunned Sir Cumefrence >cracker< >cracker< >cracker< >gift< >gift< >uprightchristmastree< >uprightchristmastree< >uprightchristmastree< >holly< >holly< >holly<
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The new uniforms are good, the hot springs are very nice and the >pudding< tasty.
Thank you for organising that. >tah< >captain<
Stalwart, I hope we aren't going to spend all winter in the dark (but we won't see much daylight here for a couple of months, are we moving on soon?) - oh, but come out on deck now everyone, you should get a look at the Northern Lights. >magic< >sllabwons<
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Hello Seegee
Our thread is called happyness I choose the name to bring a smile >biggrin< to everyone's face + as my geography is not good regaurd's round the World navigation I realy on Stalwart >dove< a lot (I bend over backward's to keep the peace between Stalwart + Sir Cumference + recent post show there's been no spats (arguements) between them >angel< :-) >magicfairy<
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Looking for Stalwart
Is he nursing a giant hang-over in is cabain (ssshhh) I think various members of the crew would like to go some-where with a little more day-light as the deck of the ship is illummatted with very large acr lights + the various level's/floors are light thanks to the solar enagy stored in the battery's. The darkness in the mid-night land with the cerlistal shooting light's (greenland) has helped us explain to sighted people the problem's blind people live with every day
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Ok if you've all had enough >sllabwons< >snowball< we could head down to Cape Verde >dove<
Sun Sun Sun >surfer< >surfer< >surfer<
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Hello Stalwart
I'm very glad you made an appaerance ready to navigate to light + warmmer cliamtes as I thought a munantiy as crew members were saying >sllabwons< >sllabwons< to Greenland as the dark + cold was upsetting >yikes< >yikes< them. Eric was happy with the snow >lol< >lol<full speed to cape verde
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Hello Stalwart
As we are heading toward's West Africa I might be able to wear my grass (rustel rustel) skirt while wearing my Kari coloured shorts under this noisey skirt
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I am so lost in this thread, or have I lost the plot? >spoonarmy<
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You'll get used to it ;-)
Good thing you are wearing the shorts underneath, Cap'n Bule - there might be an, er, irritation problem otherwise with all that dry grass (must be careful as well not to light a match around you >whistle< )
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I am so lost in this thread, or have I lost the plot? >spoonarmy<
As Navigator I have the plot >biggrin<
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We'll be close to the Azores tomorrow, so keep an eye out for whales.
www.orcahome.de/azores2009htm
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Hello Stalwart
This morning I've just released all the powerful binoculars so every one can get a close up of the whales + as we are solar powerred ship can get very close to the whales because having no mechanical engine we do not upset their sensitve sonar location sences + we have a wooden hull that encorages to come resonable close so we end up getting soaked as they blow the water out of what you might call a giant nostrail
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Hello Yevette
The whale that has just surfaced over there looks shiny like a space suit (but do'nt tell ShasaQ or he'll have a >ufo< consipracy theory rummor on the grape vine very quickly)
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Any chance of some waterproofs to stop this spray soaking my clothes.
Oh, I don't think that shiney thing is a whale, looks more like a bald head from here!
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Hello ATurtel
When I bought new uniforms 2 months ago I also got water-proofs as I thought we might need them in Greenland. To me that shinny thing looks like the dome of a flying saucer + I wonder if the in-habits are looking for SashaQ
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Well I wasn't issued with the waterproofs, it may be the spray on my glasses stopping me seeing properly! >cool<
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Hello ATurtle
I got a spare uniform for eveyone so go to your cabain have a hot bath + get changed in to a dry uniform + Hong will wash + dry your uniform in the Laundry, he will also wipe your glasses dry
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Message for the kitchen
Sir Cumefrence I have resoted to eating the crumbs in the corners of my deep pockets + as captain I order you to send multiple heated meal trollys as there are no red cross food parcel's avible
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Cap'n, I found a bar of chocolate we can share until that gorgeous chef Sir C. brings some of
his delicious food for us. >chocolate<
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Ooo - I've just noticed that the smileys have moved order >snowball< >ufo< >sllabwons< <-- that looks rather funny >lol<
>yikes< Alien attack >lol<
>alienbean< >snowball< >ufo< >sllabwons< >alienbean<
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Ahem.
I've been busy in the kitchen this week, so I shall make an exception for ze Captain and prepare a menu, but he better hadn't get used to this kind of treatment from me... >angry<
*** A La Carte Menu ***
Omelette aux champignons (mushroom omelette)
Fusilli funghi (mushroom pasta)
Grib Stroganoff (mushroom Stroganoff)
All served with seasonal vegetables
For dessert - chocolate truffles
To follow - Yorkshire Tea or Americano Coffee
>magicfairy<
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WOW >magicfairy< that's tempted me out of my cabin after a prolonged festive break ...
A (belated) Happy New Year, Msr Sasha - and all passengers and crew (and welcoming aboard our latest recruit ATurtle >biggrin< )
Let's nosh >cheers<
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Happy New Year Kizzy >biggrin<
Yes, even though I do say so myself, that is a fine menu to welcome the New Year and the New Passengers.
Delicious, too >cool<
Cheers >tea< >biggrin<
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OK, it's sunny here so lets have a BBQ.
Sirloin steaks marinated in garlic and thyme oil
Lamb loin chops marinated in mint and lime
Special recipe gluten free sausages (spicy)
Corn cobs cooked in their own leaves
Pasta salad (veg)
Auntie's special trifle
Elderberry flower cordial
Various teas
BTW has anyone seen the special mushrooms I had? >whistle<
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Happy new year all crew old + new
My belly thought my throat had been cut (no food getting down there) so SashaQ's menu is more than welcome >magicfairy< Suessad thankyou for the chocolate >gift<. I imagine Sir Cumefrence just took off to spend Christmas with family/friends I know Eric's yellow helicopter was busy just before Christmas. SashaQ I know Sir Cumefrence kept a well stocked pantry so if you will cook while he's away there much choice as to what can be cooked
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OOO ShasaQ
That mushroom pasta caused me to have some vived dream's >magicfairy< >magicfairy< >doh< you are awful but I like you (nearly push him over) wink wink
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Hello Stalwart
Do you agree with your captain that we stay here in vthe Azzorrs (West Africa for a few months until the day light returns to Greenland then we can go + show the population there that we are "normal people" who use round feet (wheelchairs) to get from A to B
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I hope stalwart agrees.
Anyone coming to the beach. >cool<
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OOO ShasaQ
That mushroom pasta caused me to have some vived dream's >magicfairy< >magicfairy< >doh< you are awful but I like you (nearly push him over) wink wink
>lol< >lol< >lol< >devil<
>thumbsup< ;-)
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Hello SuesSad
I will grab my beach-lounger, sun cream,sun-glasses + join you on the beach >magicfairy<
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Hello SuesSad
I forgot to say I'll leave Kizzy Kazaer in charge for a few day's she is my 1st officer
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HelloSuesSad
Makeway I need to get in to the sea so it can wash away the irratting grains of sand that have found a way in to my swimming trunks (talk about embarssment I'm feeling) ! >blush<ooo the relife I'm feeling
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Naughty Cap'n, if you hadn't sat on that little boys sand castle the sand would not be were it is. >lol<
Credit though for helping him build a bigger and better one. >cool<
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I forgot to say I'll leave Kizzy Kazaer in charge for a few day's she is my 1st officer
Oh no, >runforthehills<
Hang on, I'm getting my towel and trunks to join you!
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Hello A Turtle
We can go in the captain's personal launch SuesSad you have company for a white sandy beach E.G captain bulekingfisher + A Turtel. Don't worry if you want to do naked sun bathing I will be doing a naked sun bathe + I think A Turtle will join us if the buff I've found us a selueded beach
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Oh dear, my buff suit has gone rather saggy. >yikes<
So it's a full cossie for me.
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...my buff suit has gone rather saggy.
>lol<
I forgot to say I'll leave Kizzy Kazaer in charge for a few day's she is my 1st officer
Oh no, >runforthehills<
Hang on, I'm getting my towel and trunks to join you!
Hey, not so fast, I'm not that scary < evil cackle >
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
A compermise is if we do an alternitve day's some one in authority >dove< has to stay onboard to predidect an squabble between Sir Cumefrence + Stalwart as the testorne raise's middle aged men become troublesome plus the heat here in West Africa is high doubles the problem
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Hello Kizzy Kazar >thumbsup<
I'll let you hit the beach for the first day while I try + set some boudery rule's/guide line's to avoid Sir Cumefrence + Stalwart >steam< from comming to blow's >yikes< (over a petty situation) your job will be enforcing these boundery's I feel tempted to ask Dr House to keep them under anasetique 24/7 so it's like they are hibanatting for the winter (anything for a quite life) >flyingpig<
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>lol< I think Sir C is having extended shore leave right now..
In fact, I think they've all deserted since I last posted >yikes<
Back to my cabin to enjoy the peace and quiet then >>>>
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It was the naked sunbathing that was a bit >yikes< for me, but then again I've been more comfortable with myself lately >thumbsup< so taking (almost) all my clothes off on the beach isn't such a bad thought after all.
>cool< >martini<
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>blush< What a post to turn the page on... >blush<
>lol<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
If most people are on extented shore leave >biggrin< that explain's why extra helicopter fuel was needed by Eric. My surgestion of naked sun bathing was optional not compulsery as wrinkly birthday suit's can be erksome >angry< to the owner >thumbsdown< I am very gratefull that Sir Cumfrence KINDLY prepard + left frozen (re-heat meal's) for a hungrey skelton crew
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Hello SashaQ
I think you might be keeping the blue sock on you have on the sheep in your icon >cool<
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...then again I've been more comfortable with myself lately
Now that's the sort of thing I like to hear >biggrin<
...wrinkly birthday suit's can be erksome >angry< to the owner
Oi, speak for yourself >blackcat<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I think if you've got it flaut it + that goes for wrinkerly birthday suit's this way you can shame the devil
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Hello SashaQ
Have you regained your composure after seeing a few wrinkley birthday suit's laid out on the beach ?. Because I think when you get used to seeing this vison you start to see the personilty + not the superfiscal outer covering
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Hello SashaQ
I think you might be keeping the blue sock on you have on the sheep in your icon >cool<
Hmm where should Sasha put the blue sock?
It reminds me of when I was arranging to have Phototherapy, the nurse said "bring a black sock with you" I asked why, she said " we only ask males to do this" >whistle<
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Hello SashaQ
I think you might be keeping the blue sock on you have on the sheep in your icon >cool<
Hmm where should Sasha put the blue sock?
It reminds me of when I was arranging to have Phototherapy, the nurse said "bring a black sock with you" I asked why, she said " we only ask males to do this" >whistle<
>lol< >lol< >lol< Indeed!
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Hello SashaQ
Have you regained your composure after seeing a few wrinkley birthday suit's laid out on the beach ?. Because I think when you get used to seeing this vison you start to see the personilty + not the superfiscal outer covering
It was more my own self that caused my fluster, but then I realised but I'm not all that bad myself >blush< - I do find that other people confident in their own skin are handsome/beautiful and it is because their personality and outer covering fit well together, as you say >thumbsup<
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But then of course, in the words of one of the world's greatest songs:
"Everybody's beautiful in their own way,
Under God's heaven the world's gonna find a way."
YouTube link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a45z_HG3WU)
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It can be very difficult to feel comfortable in one's own skin when there's so much pressure to 'look good' (and what *is* beauty anyway??) I reckon Sasha has got it spot on >thumbsup<
I think if you've got it flaut it
>lol< not sure if what I've got is worth flaunting, but no wrinkles yet ;-) I'll chance a bit of sunbathing on deck with a decent cossie to emphasise the better bits >biggrin<
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Hello >sheep< SashaQ
I was thinking you could put a sock on your head because I think you might be thinning so I do'nt want you to get sun burnt
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
About been un-comfatble with wrinkly skin I find keeping a positve attidude about any part of a physical body is useful so it's a form of compermise with yourself on the ship happyness there is no pressure to conform
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But then of course, in the words of one of the world's greatest songs:
"Everybody's beautiful in their own way,
Under God's heaven the world's gonna find a way."
YouTube link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a45z_HG3WU)
Hmmm. So why did everyone run when I came out. ? >blushing<
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No they didn't >rainbow2<
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Hello SuesSad
I did not run away when you came out of your cabain because I belive you have a wonderful nature you might be disabled like everyone else on the ship + everyone has a beautiful core + that is why the ship run's so smoothly. No one is judged on apperance's
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Hello >sheep< SashaQ
I was thinking you could put a sock on your head because I think you might be thinning so I do'nt want you to get sun burnt
>lol< No, under my woolly hat I have a crop of woolly hair, just like Shaun the Sheep >sheep<
(http://www.lisascakemodels.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/shaun-the-sheep1-150x150.jpg)
>cool<
But yes, I do like to leave my hat on in my icon... >thumbsup<
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All covered again. Like sasha, didn't want to get sunburnt.
Sasha, you look cute with or without your hat. >cool<
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Hello SuesSad
Slurp slurp Ahh Sir Cumfrence is a God send for installing the overnight heater in the kitchen I do'nt have to dis-turb his beauty sleep if I want a cup of hot Yorkshire tea (strong + very tasty) in the early hours Ohh great he's left some hob-knob biscutes for dunking in the tea (I'm glad we have a considarte/thoughtful chef like Sir Cumfrence)
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Hello SuesSad
Slurp slurp Ahh Sir Cumfrence is a God (I'm glad we have a considarte/thoughtful chef like Sir Cumfrence)
Who happens to be Absent Without Leave >whistle<
So I suppose I'll have to devise something for dinner.
No Sasha we've had enough >pony< jokes >doh<
Clams with serrano ham and sherry
Salad Nicoise
Artisan Bread
Lamb Hotpot
Boiled Ham with new potatoes and Mustard Sauce
Aunties Special Trifle
Biscotti
Coffee
Special Teas
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bread, biscuits + tea or coffee? >yikes< I'd better have a root around in the larder to see if I can find anyhing else >run<...
I found some (tinned) mushroom soup, a selection of cheese & chutney to go with the bread - that will do nicely with some biscotti & coffee to finish; will you join me, Sasha? :-)
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Hello Stalwart
Sir Cumfrence did ask me for premisson for an extended break at Christmas as I paid for Eric to have extra helicopter fuel to fly Sir Cufrence from West Africa to England to share the holiday's with his family. I'm glad you have found snack food for SashaQ
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Sasha, you look cute with or without your hat. >cool<
>cool< Thank you! >lol< >biggrin< >rainbow2<
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>thumbsup< Cheers Stalwart for sorting the menu in Sir Cumference's absence - AWOL indeed, as we're now two weeks after 6 January, but never mind...
Good selection too - I do like Artisan Bread >thumbsup< >thumbsup<
will you join me, Sasha? :-)
With pleasure >biggrin< Thanks Seegee
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Brup Oh Hello Mr Stalwart
Thankyou for standing for absent Sir Cumfrence when he next show's his presence I will give him a very large rocket >yikes< (where the sun dos'nt shine) for taking advantage of a genours christmas break I am asumming he has'nt had an un-expected hospital stay ;-) (compassion)
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Aunties Special Trifle was delicious. Will she be making some more soon. ?
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Did that have a good dollop of sherry in it as well? < hic! >
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Nope. Mine didn't. :-(
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Hello SuesSad
As captain I will never allow alochol aboard the happyness in or out of sherry I thought I made that clear when I dealt serverly with Sir Cumefrence + Stalwart tried to bring alochal on board. I will deal with Kizzy Kazaer for encoraging sherry laced trifle. Even Eric dare'nt even sing drinnking song's
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Cap'n it wasn't Kizzys fault. She just piled her dish high with the trifle and ate it.
Hence the reason she hasn't come out of her cabin today. >lol<
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Strewth, am I in trouble again? >doh<
It was spiked by persons unknown, I tell you.... I've been had! <oh, my poor head >feeling-sick< >
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I will give you the benift of the doubt regard's consumming the sherry but I caught Sir Cumfrence + Stalwart with a bowl of houch so there was no doubt they broke my strictist rule but rembemer I can only give you the benifit of the doubt once as I learn from my mistake's
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Hello SuesSad
As captain I will never allow alochol aboard the happyness in or out of sherry I thought I made that clear when I dealt serverly with Sir Cumefrence + Stalwart tried to bring alochal on board. I will deal with Kizzy Kazaer for encoraging sherry laced trifle. Even Eric dare'nt even sing drinnking song's
Come the revolution............ >stickhorsey<............................. >martini<......moonshine >martini< for all >devil< just kidding >run<
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Hello Stalwart
I'm glad you were only kidding + you accept I'm no old fuddy duddy I've recently beeen banned for 24 hour's for something I said I think it was something to do with wrinkly birthday suits >whistle< so I can be controvisual + anyway I like >chocolate<
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I've recently beeen banned for 24 hour's for something I said I think it was something to do with wrinkly birthday suits >whistle<
This is complete news to me - sure it wasn't a glitch with your computer or something? There's no record of you having been 'banned for 24 hours' from here!
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I apolagize for thinking ouch too had banned me + I put it down to a computer malfuction I don't understand it but have no hard feeling's
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No problems, Cap'n >thumbsup< Have a drink >martini< - non-alcoholic, of course >angel<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Thank you, can I have a pine-apple juice with a few ice cubes clinking in a frosted glass. I'll just go up to the bridge + have a word with Stalwart as I think we can start to Iceland in March as the ice-flows should of melted so we can teach the able-bodied people how to intergrate with disabled people + there are no pre-set standerd's to follow as people + common sense are indeviduale situation's that are followed by concentrating + not been distracted by M.P's who are like post turtle's (who put them up there + how do they get down) (they are so airy fairy)
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While your making drinks Kizzy, mine's a tea please.
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>mug-tea< >chocolate< >thumbsup<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Thankyou for helping SuesSad I hope no-one take's advantage of your helpful nature + kitchen skills while Sir Cumefrence is on extended Christmas holiday's Stalwart often volunteer's in the kitchen (he's wonderful) I hope Sir Cumefrence show's his gratitude in an apporite manner if his holiday's are much longer I'm putting him on a bread + water diet for the in-convince he has caused then he might lose some of his name's sake Sir Cumfrence
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Cap'n, how could you suggest we would take advantage. >angel<
Erm, Kizzy my cup's empty.
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Hello SuesSad
Because I am human + impaired I understand what desprate/ hungary people can be like so I was thinking of no indervidual crew member when I said no one should take advantage of Kizzy Kazaer's culnery skill's >bighugs< for SuesSad
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*grumbles and mutters about what did the last servant die of*
>mug-tea< >mug-tea< >mug-tea<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I know I have not taken advantage of your culenry skill's so I will have to launch a school to teach gratidude + it would be based on treat other's as you the indervidual would like to be treated so if you (indervidual) do'nt like been used as a servent/ skivy why should any one want to be abused ? think of human dignrty
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Hello SuesSad
Because I am human + impaired I understand what desprate/ hungary people can be like so I was thinking of no indervidual crew member when I said no one should take advantage of Kizzy Kazaer's culnery skill's >bighugs< for SuesSad
One back at you Cap'n. >hugs<
Must say Kizzys culinary skills are improving. This tea is drinkable. >lol<
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***Supper****
Catch-Of-The-Day with chips - real, not the ovenbake variety - and mushy peas, with optional Tartare Sauce
Dessert: Eton Mess (I can do posh....)
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I am tradtional + like salt + vinigar on my fish + chip's with mushy pea's that make you full of flacunce but been here in West Africa (for another month) desert fly's are a pain but Eric (handy man) has put ulra-vilot lighting in the fitting's because the wave lengh's of light upset's them + they avoid comming to close so the dinning room is 100% fly free
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(I can do posh....)
>lol< Tres bien Kizzy - very good! >biggrin<
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Dessert: Eton Mess (I can do posh....)
Kizzy, do you really want to encourage cannibalism on board? Eating front-bench politicians indeed... ;-)
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I thought you might appreciate a bit of upmarket, Msr Sasha >biggrin<
However, I don't think a politician would make a very tasty morsel - the meat would have turned sour from all the ducking and diving ...
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Isn't eton mess what we have in front-bench politics then? >whistle<
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>lol< >thumbsup<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Let's have a sea shanitteethey seek him here they seek him in the tea trolly where is the plump ritund guy in white + stripy blue + white I miss the cantogurs fella
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Hello Stalwart
While our rotund friend is on extended shore leave could you go to the kitchen + thaw a pre-perpard picsa for my tea I like pineapple + chicken put it in the middle of the oven + eletric mark 6 kindly Sir Cumfrence left hunderds in the fridge at the time I thought he was going over the top now I think wisdom is his midlel name
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the Otter would like to thank the kind shipmate who placed the cuo of tea and biscuit on the side table next to the chair she was sat in as she gazed out to sea
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Stalwart can do better than that - he's a whizz on the barbecue >thumbsup< >cool<
I do like salmon baked in silver foil with a baked potato and steamed veg... >biggrin<
(goes to make some)
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Hello SashaQ
If Sir Cumefrence dos'nt come back very soon I'll be needing a new chef + Stalwart had hidden chef type skill's SashaQ like's the big white hat chef's tradionaly wears, Kizzy Kazaer make's golden toast. I am Sorry Sir Cumefrence is absent as on the 13th Febuary this thread will be 5 year's old I started the adventure on 13th Febuary 2008 + at the time we were on the BBC board we've been through a few tropical storms Sir Cumefrence was my first ship mate (I'm shedding some tear's at his absence but life has to carry on regardless
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Hello Crew
I am advertissing for people who can cook/write menus this can be done on a rota basis >tah< >biggrin<
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Oky doky, time for food.
Thai chilli coconut prawns
Chicken burritas
Guacamole
Salad vert
Massaman curry
Satay chicken
Boiled rice
Singapore noodles
Roast lamb marinated in rosemary,lemon and garlic
Roasted root vegetables
Gravy
Mint sauce
Cambridge burnt cream
Strawberry gelato
Chocolate cake
Selection of biscuits and drinks
Enjoy >magicfairy<
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Hello Stalwart
Am I seeing a mirrage ?. NO I can smell + taste what is on the dinner trolly come + get stuck in. Stalwart I can help you with the navigation if you can be full time cook I'm sure we can arrange for many kitchen assitents + I'm following you navigation skill's + staying in West Africa for a few more week's (as I'm not arrogant enough to disrespect you)
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< sees menu and swoons >
Stalwart, you got the job....
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Hello SashaQ
If Sir Cumefrence dos'nt come back very soon I'll be needing a new chef + Stalwart had hidden chef type skill's SashaQ like's the big white hat chef's tradionaly wears, Kizzy Kazaer make's golden toast. I am Sorry Sir Cumefrence is absent as on the 13th Febuary this thread will be 5 year's old I started the adventure on 13th Febuary 2008 + at the time we were on the BBC board we've been through a few tropical storms Sir Cumefrence was my first ship mate (I'm shedding some tear's at his absence but life has to carry on regardless
Ah, well Captain - I expect Sir C is watching us from his ufo >ufo< and he might just descend to visit on the Ship's Birthday...
And in the meantime, Stalwart has rustled up a superb menu >thumbsup< >biggrin< The lamb is done to a turn...
Cambridge burnt cream
But what's this? Sounds like a kitchen mishap to me >lol< >lol< >lol<
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Hello SashaQ
I've heard of Cambridge burnt cream + it is a tastey, delicate topping on your sweet after a savory main course.
Tomorrow Eric will have to fly Stalwart over to the main-land so he can be measured by a top tailor to be out fitted with a high quality chefs uniform
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any chance in opening an anglo-indian food bar aboard, costs wavered (though an idea of if off ship how much people might wish to pay would be helpful) as thinking of opening an off ship variety at local market. I was hoping to start out doing head massage a year back, but hand joints not good so as friends yes, but as business unfortunately no. I'm trying to work out if non anglo-indians would be interested in this kind of stuff. I am quite willing to abide by ship rules and regualtions and wear a lifeguard at all times.
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'Wear a lifeguard' - did you mean 'lifejacket'? ;-)
An Anglo-Indian bar sounds interesting - I'm sure the Captain will welcome any new ventures if you run a few menus past him >thumbsup<
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Hello Otter/ Kizzy Kazaer
YES you can start an Anglo-Indean restrant (what a down draft from the helicopter Eric is just take-ing Stalwart to Gahana West Africa so he can be be-spoked/measurd for his chef outfit. An Anglo Indean restrant will offer an alternitve + compertion to the traditonal English food cooked by Stalwart. The down draft was a welcome ecsape from the dry very hot air in West Africa
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Cambridge burnt cream is what the french call creme brulee.
It was invented in trinity college.
Look it up in wiki
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As to your kind offer, I would prefer to remain as navigator with occasional forays to the galley.
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Hello Stalwart
Yes occassional forays in to the kitchen are acceptable but I think you should wear a chef's uniform when you decide to work in the kitchen + I'll have to send SashaQ,Kizzy Kazaer, otter + anyone else who will work in the kitchen to be measured for fitted kitchen uniforms as those worn by Sir Cumefrence are not suitable >lol< + we despertly need your navigation/map reading skill's on the bridge >angel<
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Cap'n, do I really need one if I'm just the urn topper up.
Oh and the seller of chocolate.
>tea< >chocolate< Cheers
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Hello SuesSad
Pretty please will you wear a chefs uniform if you go in the kitchen because it is quality not the quanity of work you do in the kitchen + if every-one tow's the line we will have a happy (name of the ship) + it will enhance a commited team. I've have had air vents put in the uniform which are made of cotton so they can breath + are comfatable to wear here in West Africa, but it is all change next month when we go to Greenland + Iceland as we promote inter-gration to help disabled people play a signifegant + vital role in society. Also you might have to spend more time + effort in the kitchen along with SashaQ + Kizzy Kazaer as Stalwart will be spending more time on the bridge doing navigation
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Erm, Captain, can I ask that the ship comes back into warm water before the 13th of March, I gotta get off in a fortnight and until the 13th I will be in a warm place. Me not wanna go to cold places! >confused<
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Hello A Turtle
Yes I will leave you here in West Africa with a ticket to travel on a commercial ship with a rail ticket to your perrferd destion I've had Eric to insalate all cabins (been Scandiavian he understands cold weather) + I've got thermal clothing for all the crew but educating + leading by example is the best way to show able bodied people where they are going wrong in gainning total intergation because patronissing + bloody Political Correctess do's not work history proves that + enforcing it with a police force will not work people have to be impressed then they will take notice of your message. Lead by example is my philosphy
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I've got thermal clothing for all the crew but educating + leading by example is the best way to show able bodied people where they are going wrong
And very fetching in your longjohns you are too, Cap'n >biggrin<
Talking of trouserwear, I thought these would be good for the uniform:
http://www.bestbuyuniforms.com/detail.asp?id=UT-4010-chef-pants
And a colourful jacket:
http://www.bestbuyuniforms.com/detail.asp?id=2408r
Would that suit our catering staff? >biggrin<
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>ufo<
>ufo<
>ufo<
>ufo<
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Chef back on board? >biggergrin< Welcome back - hope the galley is in good order. ;-)
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Gulp what a wondeful sight Hello Sir Cumefrence >hugs< >hugs< >hugs<
Let's go to my cabin for a celabration drink >magicfairy< >magicfairy< >magicfairy< I thought I'd never see you again after your extended christmas break. A nice surprise for you you can choose a new chef uniform from the catologe Kizzy Kazaer has found I can rewrite the rota where you can be the one + only top chef in your very own custermised kitchen. SashaQ can go back to entertainments M.C, Kizzy Kazaer my No 1 officer, Stalwart full time navigater
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Chef back on board? >biggergrin< Welcome back - hope the galley is in good order. ;-)
Hmmmm, just looked like a flying visit to me....
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Chef back on board? >biggergrin< Welcome back - hope the galley is in good order. ;-)
Hmmmm, just looked like a flying visit to me....
>lol< >lol<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
Looking at the flying saucers in Sir Cumefernces post it looks as if he is making a perment stay (fingers crossed, hope + pray he will stay) I do'nt like been upset >rose< >dove< >tah< >thumbsup< >bighugs<
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Cambridge burnt cream is what the french call creme brulee.
It was invented in trinity college.
>thumbsup< Thanks Stalwart - not for me, then... (not keen on creme brulee). The biscuits did me very nicely, though >biggrin<
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Would that suit our catering staff? >biggrin<
Wow - what an excellent choice of outfit Kizzy - I like it >cool<
>whistle< "all the nice girls love a... chef..."
And as expected, Sir C is hovering around in his UFO >ufo< this week >thumbsup< >lol<
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I heard that, pardon?
>ufo<
>ufo<
Goes off the radar
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*sets up radio telescope and broadcasting equipment and sends a message*
Dear Sir
The Captain had wondered if you would be attending the Ship's birthday celebrations this week, and then your ufo appeared in orbit - didn't realise it was just coincidental that the planets were in the correct alignments at this time >wolf<
>star< >alienbean< >ufo< >sheep<
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Hello SashaQ
The captain would welcome with open arm's if Sir Cumefrence did join us for our 5th Birthday on 13th Febuary 2013 and the celabration's will be heightend if he agreed to return as our treasurd chef >magicfairy<
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I'll go find him Cap'n.
>ufo<
>ufo<
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Hello SuesSad
Very good of you to go search find +bring back to the ship our much valued Sir Cumefrence, I only hope he has not done a time warp shift in to another dimension I think you might need the help of the Galatic police + if they find the scondrel then there will be big Trouble with a capital T but if he turns him self in that will be very good (it might find it diffeclt for him to turn him self in go's against the grain but in the long run it will be best for him)
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>ufo< >ufo< >ufo< >ufo<Oo aliens
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When is the Ship's birthday?
>blackcat<
I have some serious news for The Captain; I fear he will take it badly.
But what to do?
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Hello Sir Cumefrence
This thread is 5 year's old today 13th Febuary 2013 >star< >tah< (everyone for making this such a success) so HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SHIP HAPPYNESS (no excuse for shouting at the top of my voice) but I'm so proud of reaching this mile stone. The ship's crew are living off take away's Eric's yellow helicopter is like a flying cargo ship going between West Africa + the ship we are building a big supply of frozen meal's for when we try to inter-grate with the able bodied population of the Northen Hemisphere we started in Australia. My never Ending credit card is taking a heavy hit here in West Africa >yikes<. I think we will have to have a Northern Hemisphere advertizing advert for a new chef
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I have some serious news for The Captain; I fear he will take it badly.
But what to do?
Now what could you be so worried about. >confused<
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Happy Birthday to the good ship Happyness. >cake< >party<
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Hello SuesSad
I started this thread because I sank the Lace + Bane after a group of pirates tried to hi-jack the L+B. And I felt guilty as the L+B was was popular so I lauched the happyness to make up for my impulsive behaviour my first crew member was Sir Cumefrence so I cried when he left us at Christmas I thought I would be lucky to last 6 months so I can't beilive my luck at 5 years on. The desk next to my computer I have a post card with a picture of a bluekingfisher hence my screen-name (this thread is a great way to use your imagantion + what ever your impairment it dos'nt matter SO COME ON + BE HAPPY that is what life is all about
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>gift< >bubbly< >cheers< >hot-coffee<
Congratulations Captain - Happy Birthday to the ship! >thumbsup< >biggrin<
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>ufo<
>ufo<
Slips VALENTINE card under a cabin door
>ufo<
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Suessad
The manufacturers of Monopoly have done a new version, and have done away with the TOP HAT.
You know it's The Captain's favourite piece. He insists on being Top Hat every time we play.
When Hong kicked over the board at the Monopoly thrash when we crossed the Equator in August last year, I fear the top hat flew overboard.
Whose going to tell him? ON THIS OF ALL DAYS?
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
I was prepared for Hongs (tantrums + I had a supply of Top Hats stored in my cabin just for sush an ocassion boy scout be prepard). On such a pleasent day I am kindly asking you to come back as our chef we miss your food laden trollys >star< >star< >rose<
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***** Supper *****
Chicken fricassee
Nut roast
Buttered carrots
Spinach and potato gratin
Forced rhubarb crumble and creme fraiche
Kawfee
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Oh. A card for me. Wonder who it's from. >cool<
Hey someone has already opened it. :-(
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Good evening Sir C. ;-)
If you would kindly bring some Chicken fricassee over to my table, we can discuss
how to check the Cap'n has some spare top hats.
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Hello SuesSad
The desk next to my computer I have a post card with a picture of a bluekingfisher hence my screen-name (this thread is a great way to use your imagantion + what ever your impairment it dos'nt matter SO COME ON + BE HAPPY that is what life is all about
I love kingfishers.
I have only seen one but, I was surprised how small they really are.
Incredible birds, the way they dive and come out with a fish nearly as big as they are.
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Sorry I missed the ship's 5th birthday bash yesterday >doh<
A cake, belated offering >cake< >happybirthday<
As for Valentines Day - pah! Over-commercialised claptrap ...
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I totaly agree Valantines day is over commerslised tosh ruind by greedy get rich at anny cost morons I think it should be about scearate romance/love as stimulated by St Valantine
You missed seeing Eric swing on the chanderllers at the Birthday party he was demmonstratting his mauchoism/man-hood when he fell in to the strawberry jelly >lol< >lol< >lol< my belly is aching after all the laughter/giggle muscel's
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Captain, very well done on keeping this craft afloat all these years. A bit late but..
***** Tea trolley *****
Egg and cress sandwiches
Smoked mackerel and gooseberry vol-au-vents
Chicken and tarragon sandwiches
Discos
Ship-shaped Birthday cake
Chocolate eclairs
Lemon and lime biscuits
The tea urn has been plugged in
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Much appreciated, Sir C - though I'm a bit dubious about the combination of smoked mackerel and gooseberry....
I like the choice of savoury nibbles - 'Discos', their availability in supermarkets is somewhat erratic >erm<
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Ship-shaped Birthday cake
>thumbsup< >lol< Excellent! I like it
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I used to like Discos, too, but don't tend to see any decent flavours in the supermarket these days (salt and vinegar is a bit strong for my taste). The texture was excellent...
No matter - Chicken and tarragon sandwiches will do very nicely with a chocolate eclair and a cup of tea >biggrin< Thank you Sir >thumbsup<
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The best Discos were the bacon flavour, I found - agree with you about the s & v!
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KK: Au contraire. The sharp, tart gooseberries offset the oily, richly-flavoured, smoked mackerel. Mixed with a little creme fraiche, and spooned inside crisp, buttery, flaky pastry, and .... OOOO
RIGHT. WELL.
IN THAT CASE MEET ME ON THE POOP DECK AT DAWN, SUNDAY MORNING, YOU SWINE
>angry< >angry< >angry< >angry< >angry<
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Au contraire. The sharp, tart gooseberries offset the oily, richly flavoured, smoked mackerel. Mixed with a little creme fraiche, and spooned inside crisp, buttery flaky pastry, and .... OOOO
RIGHT. WELL.
IN THAT CASE MEET ME ON THE POOP DECK AT DAWN, SUNDAY MORNING, YOU SWINE
>angry< >angry< >angry< >angry< >angry<
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Messed up the quote. >angry<
Right, KK, you sod. NOW I'M REALLY ANGRY
Goes to polish weapons.
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..tests heavy-duty batteries in turbo-charged Flyswatter...
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Much appreciated, Sir C - though I'm a bit dubious about the combination of smoked mackerel and gooseberry....
I like the choice of savoury nibbles - 'Discos', their availability in supermarkets is somewhat erratic >erm<
Gooseberry sauce and smoked mackerel is a classic combination. Anything tartish goes well and cuts through the oily taste of the fish, rhubarb is good too although you shouldn't sweeten it too much. Don't know aboput the creme fraiche though >whistle< Waitrose even do a smoked mackerel and gooseberry pate.
And both of you .........keep off my poop deck >angry< I don't want to have to clean it up again
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Hello Stalwart
I am safe + clean on the poop deck >angel<as I use the toliet every day I find fish every day keep's me regular but >angry< Sir Cumefrence has gone A.W.O.L he used a christmas break as an excuse so until we get to Iceland we will have to live on pre-heated/frozen meal's + we should find a new chef sniff sniff who need's a toliet break >confused<
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Sir Cumefrence has gone A.W.O.L
Er.. Captain, he's behind you...we've apparently come to blows over an item on yesterday's tea trolley >whistle<
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Hello Kizzy Kazaer
I see my first aid trainning is useful in this situation I think I will have to re-set Sir Cumefrence's leg Oh his eye need's an ice pack + his left hook has left you with a bloody nose
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Thank you, Stalwart. I am pleased that someone understands the smoked fish and tart fruit combination. Ginger can also work well with gooseberries, I think, but I wouldn't expect half of the shower on board to appreciate that.
Anyway, I plan to challenge KK to a round of the following tomorrow at dawn. I've put a note under her cabin door.
Would you like to be in charge of the music and whistle?
http://youtu.be/xCwLirQS2-o
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Chicken and tarragon sandwiches will do very nicely with a chocolate eclair and a cup of tea >biggrin< Thank you Sir >thumbsup<
I thought that you were a vegetarian. Why do you think I put nut roast on the menu and keep doing egg and cress sandwishes? >doh< >angry<
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Hello Sir Cumfrence
Please can I have porridge + a round of toast + marmalade for breakfast + a cup of yorkshire tea these is quite easy + in no way am I fussy/finnacy vegatarian >angry<
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Chicken and tarragon sandwiches will do very nicely with a chocolate eclair and a cup of tea >biggrin< Thank you Sir >thumbsup<
I thought that you were a vegetarian. Why do you think I put nut roast on the menu and keep doing egg and cress sandwishes? >doh< >angry<
>doh< >angry< It's not me that's the vegetarian, but seegee appreciates the alternative choice, and I quite often prefer a vegetarian meal to one with meat in - I like chicken, but I'm fussy about other things... I do like a nut roast or an egg sandwish though >biggrin<
>tomato<
>lol<
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Hello SashQ
Your wooly (icon) coat will be very useful as I've just asked Stalwart to plot a couse for ice-land so we can start to raise all aspects of disabled living + introduce more + develop more social inter-gration so disabled people play a meaningful role in parliment + public liife